A Woman on the Edge
This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a commune and choose between their bottom and their face.
Episodes
What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label).
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Episodes
The Boinking Gnomes
In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem about a trip to New York, an issue with a neighbour in Lanzarote and advice on how to avoid Piers Morgan on holiday.
The delivery man buzzes twice
This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an incident with a reclining seat
A problem with cheese
This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get the feeling they're being watched.
A Thai massage and a bag of chips.
This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant about wind.
Pill packet rage
This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of cheating.
The bums episode
This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans and launch an attack on estate agents.
Carol does the dance
This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.
The flashing gnome
This week, Nick and Carol pick a fight with computers, Carol shares too much about her decor, there's a unique way of eating Jaffa Cakes, Nick still hasn't had his dinner, there's a problem with Kent and panic on a plane
The Lost Tape
This week's is the one that should have gone out last week, that we thought had been lost but was found thanks to the nice people at Zencastr. Carol gets in a fight with a washing machine, Nick amuses two nuns and there's pudding.
The rise of the chipmunk
This week, Nick and Carol go star spotting, listen to a hospital machine rocking out and hear of some unpleasantness at a tourist attraction
Never next to a pool
This week, Nick and Carol actually give some pretty good advice about renting or buying a place to live, Nick goes on a controversial night out and Carol recovers from a bender.
Bopping in the shop
This week, Nick and Carol get up on the good foot, Carol promises not to behead her waiter, Nick decides where not to go on holiday and they help out with rude people.
Rethinking dogs
This week, Nick and Carol hitch a lift, Carol gets her fur rubbed the wrong way and Nick admires vandalism.
Carol’s got a code id her dose
This week, Nick gets a drink in prison, Carol makes a stink and they compare plastic surgery and star signs.
Nick and Carol do art
This week, Nick and Carol take in the view, Carol makes a legally enforceable promise, they help with the ringing in your ears and avoid watching snuff videos.
The Restaurant Incident
This week, Nick gets crowded, Carol has a long lunch, they both give surprisingly good holiday advice and suggest where not to stick a camera.
Fun with candles
This week, Carol makes a smell, Nick tries the juice of the jungle, they help someone who doesn’t know whether to speed up or slow down and have an incident with the law.
Warning lights flashing
This week, Nick and Carol fix a car, sympathise with Wills, hear noises in their heads and figure out why we are here.
Talkin’ proper
This week Nick and Carol help with diction, assist with a broken mirror, decide on a big move and find some lost sunglasses.
A holiday expert speaks
This week, Nick goes on about his holiday, Carol gets bitten by a thing and there’s excellent advice on getting away from it all.
The Breast Stroke Issue
This week, Nick and Carol get their certificates, help out a student with his Latin and give great advice on attending an awards ceremony.
Birds, cats and rats
This week, Carol tries to please her fans, Nick gets patted on the head, there’s problems with birds, cats and rats, they have too much choice and go searching for trees and rhinos but not in the same place.
Blowing in the wind
This week, Nick and Carol explain when it is acceptable to have a small personal accident in front of your partner, Carol gets stuck in a festival, Nick tries to stop electricity leaking out and they both help with an eating problem.
Artificial unintelligence
This week, Nick and Carol decide whether not play tennis or golf, Carol gets assaulted at the airport, Nick sleeps in late and they both get some paella in.
That’s a fat cat!
This week, Nick and Carol order a low alcoholic beverage, help and insomniac, peer at a dripping tap and have trouble on a train.
Peanuts stuck in your teeth
This week Nick and Carol help out with a dental problem, wonder whether to risk a holiday and Carol fails to hit an important button.
Rocking, not rolling
This week Nick and Carol share a lack of love for Shakespeare, construct a forbidden playlist and help out on the school run
Eating dirt does you good
This week, Nick and Carol watch something stupid, there’s advice about chewing gum and keeping your hands smooth and Carol’s hubby gets an indecent proposal.
Shooting potatoes
This week, Nick and Carol help with other people’s dogs, get pedantic about grammar and make a racket walking down the street.