So, it is what it is.
This week Nick and Carol get uptight about language, help a man with a dentist habit, attack a spaceman and forget everyone's name.
Episodes
What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label).
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Episodes
The things you can find in a library!
This week, Nick and Carol's hair goes flat, they root about in the picture box, contemplate a breakfast sausage, refuse flip-flops and Carol gets discovered in the last place you'd look.
Chucking bottles with Sophia Loren
This week, Nick and Carol jump into a hot tub, hob nob with a major film star and buy a yogurt.
Back to front
This week, Nick and Carol drive on the wrong side of the road, can't start laughing or stop laughing and take the end and stick it at the front.
Rooting through the bins
This week, Carol is back in France and still complaining, we tackle Sunday builders, fail to water the plants, sing along to the kettle, are forced to accept party invitations and go bowling.
The Whacky Waving Inflatable Tube
This week, Nick and Carol skip sports, get stared at by a baby, spot a Boris Johnson look-a-like and don't like likes.
Picking the wrong queue at the supermarket
This week, Nick and Carol endure multiple shop nightmares, get a little something in the post and take a lesson in pronunciation.
Unwrinkling your pants
This week, Nick and Carol iron their smalls, exercise under the desk and try to get the world's most annoying song out of their heads.
Walking naked through a restaurant.
This week, Nick and Carol suffer a wardrobe malfunction (actually, just Carol), an anonymous helper steps into the light, they help a wallflower mingle, are placed on hold a lot and take on an airline executive.
A tattoo of what on your where?
This week, Nick and Carol get floored by perhaps the best email yet, drop their biscuit in their tea and swear A LOT.
Pudding for breakfast
This week, Nick and Carol get their eyes fixed, forget where they put their keys, find the booze shelf bare and go on a sausage hunt.
Where's Cher?
This week Nick and Carol turn their phones very off, talk cruising, almost hang out with Beckham and Clooney and have a mild disagreement about...everything.
Sailing close to the wind
This week Nick and Carol finally unravel The Great Red Ball Mystery from last week, find an unflattering thing to say about new cars, try to remember what normal looks like and go in search of their mojos.
The Great Red Ball Mystery
This week, Nick and Carol fix Saturday Night TV, select some casual wear from the Grattan Catalogue and investigate the hidden device that you didn't know you had.
Didn't we do well?
This week, Nick and Carol congratulate us all for being good little conservers, Carol refuses to take a call, Nick gets drowned in paper, they eat in the bath and attacked by a Pole.
Bond...Mr and Mrs James Bond
This week, Nick and Carol get cosy with a super-spy, spot a listening device in their homes, plan to avoid a pub garden and get bored of their friends.
What species is that?
This week, Nick and Carol get light headed, groan a lot, swerve Zoom and help a man who doesn't know what his problem is.
How this all started
This week, Nick and Carol remember how they met, forget what it is like to see street life and experience a Japanese toilet.
Nick's never gonna give you up!
This week, Nick and Carol help a kid with his homework, spend too long in the bath, fight with the census and enjoy lock-in a little too much.
Carol hums!
This week, Nick and Carol help with expressing sighs of contentment, playing spot the witch, try edible maggots and definitely don't repeat themselves.
My brain's all shook up.
This week, Nick and Carol go rollercoasting, catch cows, fight with a kettle and ask the internet for free money.
Welcome to the future!
This week, Nick and Carol have helpful advice on finding out passwords with an axe and a power tool, marvel at the date and find out how to get maximum value for money from your taxes.
Learning to love again
This week Nick and Carol bring people together but also pull people apart, find something to do under lockdown and help bring a little grumpiness into the world.
Someone famous is following me
This week, Nick and Carol forget what they are supposed to be doing and fail at their jobs, try on some very old clothes, look themselves up on the internet and there's swearing in a Scottish accent.
Slip sliding away
This week, Nick gets stuck on the ice, Carol finds out where she works, why the TV news always sends weather reporters outside in storms and who is worth nine million dollars?
Filthy habits
This week, Nick and Carol clear some cupboard space, practice good dental hygiene, tackle armed police and do mental arithmetic
Nick and Carol do electrical engineering
This week, Nick & Carol get schooled on science, give weight loss advice, peek behind the scenes of a huge TV and groom a pooch
Excellent names for a rock band.
This week, Nick and Carol come up with some names for a rock'n'roller, fail to tip the removal men and leave the dishes in the sink.
How to be not funny
This week Nick and Carol wonder how the world would ever get on without us humans, advise someone who tries too hard to please and say something insensitive (no surprise there).
The word is: "ritual"
This week Nick and Carol swap recurring dreams, help out a chap whose friend has the hump with him and then compare seats.