LIKE THE SEATTLE F**KING SOUNDERS AND BRUCE LEE, WE ARE ENTERING THE RANCOR. How we have missed you. The Sounders sacrificed Will Bruin to Mahogany so they could play Pyramids FC’s greatest foe, and Auckland is DEFINITELY NOT in Australia. Where is Zealand, anyway? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
This episode, while Branden-less, brings back a favorite of the show, sports PR powerhouse Jose Moreno. Jose has been chirping at Gregr to get pitchside and take some photos like a real journalist. The conversation touches on a rough season from the perspective of a professional (Jose) vs that of the fan (Gregr). It's such a fun talk with the drums of ECS beating in the background, interruptions by scored goals, and a whole lot of photo taking. Thanks for checking us out and mega thanks to Jose ...
Get ready for your call-up to USMNT Soccer Duty and Greg’s fightin’ Glueys. We’re waiting for the foreign Whale royalty to cough up the ambergris and start funding this podcast. Thankfully, Cristian Roldan got rid of his groin, but is he the most important player for the Seattle Sounders? Are we getting a new tattoo? We discuss. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoice...
Take a glug of your Wild Gergy Whiskey and stay seated on this airboat, we're going swampin'! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Podcast start, I mean, what did we learn this week... wait we're in Florida and already feeling dumber. Rocket talk, Sounders in Orlando this week, and general central Florida dirt-baggery. Ceej believes a lot of things he'll share. Let's go! Make sure if you like this to join Tropic Sound sub-group of ECS if that's your thing. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices...
J-mo, you’re an all-star, get your game on, go play. Raul, you’re an all-star get a neck tat, get paid. All that glitters is gold, only shooting Gluey will beat CONCACAF gold... To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
It’s been awhile, but like Raul Ruidiaz, WE’RE BACK, and not a moment too soon. The #Sounders take on the Fightin’ Debs this weekend, so of course we talked about whether Sammy the Sounder needs to be sexier like the Mariner Moose, and whether or not we need to fire Brian Schmetzer because WE haven’t won a major trophy since May. Also, someone please remind us to talk about what Branden's mom tagged him in on Facebook. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://ww...
Hope you're not wearing a shirt because after a month away we've got weird nipple stuff to take care of today. It's Gregr's favorite time of the soccering year and Branden's welcome back his annual mustache to celebrate! Also, pretty sure an F-bomb got by the keeper at some point... full90podcast.com to link up! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
Can Darth Lagerway, Schmetzer the Hutt, and Stefan Freiwalker get the job done with their second leg on Wednesday? Thank the spirit of Mike Dean for VAR in Mexico, and for the big Brad Evans energy that Nico Lodeiro was feeling from the spot. Let a former sandwich artist and a current sandwich eater break it all down for you in a definitely weekly episode of F90. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad c...
Imagine when they're all playing well at the same time! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Another definitely weekly look into why Nouhou is so angry and the new technology changing the landscape of professional soccer in the United States, VAR Glasses. Will Cristian Roldan need to sacrifice a migrant worker to get Gregg to play him and will Nouhou even be a Sounder by the time he plays in the 2022 World Cup? These, like almost everything else, are questions we just don’t have answers for. At least we know where Vancouver definitely is. To learn more about listener data and our privac...
It's a little weird that Garth prioritizing the Cup of CONCACAF Cup means we basically field S-2 on with Leo Chu (S-Chu) but it still sorta sucks that Sounders FC have been blanked in good ol MLS play - keep in mind, still no goals on the season. Someone's got a big ol' butt, someone else with a brace, and one of us is broadcasting from a hotel room! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Normally we wouldn't spend time talking about non-Sounders FC related material for the first 20 minutes, but this episode we made an exception. Warm up your peas for your peens for this week’s question of the week, which Pokémon is your favorite Sounder? Nouhou is making three Nouhous, and Leo Chu is basically DB Cooper. It’s finally time to soccer, but is your head in it? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about...
Need a reason to get excited about buildings?! What about three-legged horse skeleton mascots fighting whales in the parking lot? The Sounders play a real match this week and announced a bunch of other stuff too like a kit that looks good in pictures but not with your eyeballs. The Big Bad Nouhou Daddy returns to help the need-a-whale-in-the-crest Sounders in a scary airport. Scarves up! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy L...
Careful where you point that webcam, last thing we want is a Swiss Nouhou doing an Australian Wilson. Your never weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC is back to mourn the loss of Brad Bradsmith and talk about not disturbing the ghost spirits of some dead horses in Tukwila. Let’s hope the ancient glue burial ground gives the Sounders some good juju. S5E01 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. V...
Let us cram six weeks of missing episodes into 45 minutes of fun! The first 30 minutes might even be good... We need to know who you think has the best butt on the team #bestbutt. There's a new league for Tacoma, a new stadium for OL Reign and potentially a new home for Raul Ruidiaz. That last part sounds messed up. Anyway, we're back just in time for the season to be 10 days over! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn m...
We’re not in Kansas anymore, but don’t tell Raul Ruidiaz or his mother. The Sounders are playing like #HotGarbage and now Will Bruin is doin his knee surgery. The boys head north to blame Canada and show that turfboni Spencer Richey’s Boni puts it to shame. Take your SSRIs and get in here. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
You may have thought we were dead, but we were just mildly distracted! Welcome back to the fun. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Some things you're born with, other things are a choice - when the two come together sometimes life gets floppy. Which Sounders FC player would we most like to see as his evil Wa-twin - hint: it's not Walodeiro. Also, fun fact,: Waluigi first appeared in the year 2000. Get ready for a whole huge bag of farts you ***********s! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.c...
We, too, understand the difficulties of doing hard work, so we feel you, Sounders. This week, Peruvian Batman and the Junior Justice League take on Jan Jose in what definitely is not a trap game where Wondo totally won’t score in extra time. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Zombie-diaz is giving us big Nate Jaqua vibes, and Will Bruin is giving us more than we bargained for. We have more questionable ideas about a new Sounders crest and a new Sounders goal celebration that will leave the opponents picking fish guts out of their hair. Someone buy Stef a beer (or a house). To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Here’s your chance to name Branden’s baby! Sorry, Helicopter is already taken. The UNDEFEATED Sounders host the British Morlumbia Real Vancouver WhiteSaltlakes FC. Come for the soccer; stay for the pancake recipe. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Suffering from a severe case of Kangaroo Glaucoma, our baby bald big golden bogan boi is coming home. Clint Dempsey is a walking meme (but hasn’t he always been?) and the only way Fredy could get more Seattle is if he smoked weed in beautiful Ballard while watching Fraser. Dempsey Dempsey Dempsey Dempsey Dempsey. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices...
The Brian Schmetzer Orchestra takes on the [Extremely Matthew McConaughey voice] “not good not good not good” Austin FC after a Deb-tastic draw against the flying Josefs. The pandemic made us all jerks, but at least the new kit makes us look skinny, but seriously folks, we wish they just put the 5G in us instead of the UEFA Level B Coaching Badges. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit h...
Imagine not supporting the Sounders? The bald gets it done again and daddy Schmetz’s boys take care of old man Bob Sadley. The FC Columbus Crew SC got rid of their Dorito and the padawan trio of Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle have a new master. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
What. Was. That. Which Roldan is a Sounders legend? Answer: yes. We find out just how many Nouhous Nouhou is actually making, and why all the coffee at Starfire and Lumen might start tasting like Santos... LAFC in town this weekend, but who cares, Sounders are hot fire. Photo by ISIPhoto.com To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Do you look like you know math? Aaron does. Fredy Montero switched his numbers around and brought out peak 2012 while NewHou looked like OldHou and Yeimar looked thicc. Wash your hooves and hide your pipe because they’re looking for your horse drugs. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sit down, grab your spicy ‘yaki and join us for a few minutes of #HotGarbage and XXL bikes (don’t combine spicy teriyaki and bike rides though without a travel #bidet). We take a peak behind the digital ad boards and find the marketing genius wizard bird. Praise be Nouhou. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
ALWAYS LISTEN TO NOUHOU. We wag our fingers (and our big dumb mouths) at one member of the Sounders FC central defense and make up for missing our 4/20 pod with 69* dumb jokes about our new league villain, who just gave me a swirlie. Off to pet Mr Dr Murder. *def not 69. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices
