If you listened to last week's episode (and if you didn't then seriously, what are you doing with your life?) you would have heard the boys chatting electric bikes with Dennis Savic of Savic motorcycles. You would also have heard that there was more to that interview than appeared in last week's show and you may have been wondering what happened to it. Well, wonder no more because here it is in all its motorcycling glory. Enjoy! The Following is a Public Service Announcement: None of this – and ...
May 10, 2022•25 min•Transcript available on Metacast And so there was racing, and there was merriment, and there was puerile, schoolboy humour to be had for someone had injured their private parts. And this was right in the wheelhouse of our intrepid trio of ill informed motorcycle correspondents who, despite knowing almost nothing about motorcycles or racing, still produce the greatest motorcycling podcast in the world. And Boris wrote a poem and the people did snigger because it was childish and rude and used profanity. And so it was that anothe...
May 03, 2022•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's a miracle. The boys didn't go to hell last week despite Freido's blasphemous prayer and recording on Good Friday instead of worshipping like they should have been. Despite that lucky escape, however, they just might be enjoying the company of Beelzebub after Borrie's poem this week. The Big Man was only four lines into it before Tug had an involuntary physical reaction and by the time it was over, almost nobody in the paddock had escaped Borrie's wrath. It's vulgar in the extreme, political...
Apr 26, 2022•2 hr 42 min•Transcript available on Metacast Does recording on Good Friday mean the team are going straight to hell? Let's hope not because Ep 63 is a ball tearer and it would be a shame if there were no more. Then again, it would be a good one to go out on? Anyway, you know what the show's about (profanity, analysis, profanity, sponsors, more profanity etc..) so no need to go over it here, get it in your ears now so you know where to go for the incredible Made in Germany Easter sale. (Yes, it is so good you don't want to miss it. The sale...
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Transcript available on Metacast There are 7.9 billion people on planet earth and only two of them thought Aleix Espargaro could ever win a Moto GP race. Those people were Espergaro's wife (she has to, it's her job) and our own Tug McClutchin (who is just mad). But like a blind squirrel that stumbles across an acorn and somehow convinces itself that its good fortune is of its own making, Tug now thinks he's a genius. Episode 62 is a lot of things. It features a Borrie poem, Freido at his best and of course all the usual profani...
Apr 05, 2022•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast You know those concerts where some ageing rock star sings all their old hits? And the crowd loves it and can't get enough? And complain if they do anything new? Well, if Freido, Tug and Boris were a band then Episode 61 would be that concert. All the favourites are here: Boris' poem, ask George, We Told You So, F##k Michelin and the list goes on. So grab it while it's hot because there won't be another episode like this one. Until Episode 62, but that's weeks away. The Following is a Public Serv...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's back. All of it. The racing, the swearing, the poem, the nicknames, the name calling, the 'will we get in trouble for saying this' commentary. And it's a beautiful thing. As regular listeners know, Qatar tells us nothing about who will be competitive for the year BUT it does signal the start of the season and so it is important and must be talked about. And nobody talks about motorcycles and racing like Boris, Freido and Tug which, frankly, is a good thing because really, who would want to ...
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 26 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's getting closer bitches. The start of the season is less than three weeks away and the boys are all over it with Freido, Tug and Boris getting the inside word from testing in Indonesia courtesy of everybody's favourite Asia correspondent, The Dirty Badger. Then strap in for a chat with one of Australia's rising stars of motorcycle racing, Harry Khouri. The 17-year-old is getting ready to head back to Europe to compete in the Supersport 300 World Championship and chatted with the boys ahead o...
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's 2022 bitches and the boys are back. But this time, they're organised. According to Boris, the show now has a 'format' and 'segments' and 'music' and 'more sponsors' which all sounds dead boring, truth be told. But the good news is the crew hasn't changed and the magic that happens when Freido, Tug and Boris turn on the mics remains - this time with a dash of the legendary Chris Vermeulen! Episode 1 of 2022 is just a warm up before the real fun starts next week so ease into the season with s...
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Transcript available on Metacast Joel 'The Ginger Ninja' Kelso joins Boris and Freido in the studio for a special episode of the MotoPG pod. Opportunities like this don't come along too often but when they do you grab them. Unless you're Tug, in which case you find something else to do which is apparently more important. For the rest of us, sit back and enjoy a chat with one of the rising stars of world motorcycle racing. As always, none of this would be possible without our sponsors and we are especially excited to announce we...
Dec 27, 2021•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sure it was a long ride and yes it pelted rain all the way home Sunday but nobody died (as far as we know) and anybody who was at Singleton to hear Mark Willis talk Moto GP and all other things racing will tell you it was worth it. Willis was the star of the show in this fireside chat with Boris, Tug and Freido (and an audience of about 80 diehard motorcycle fans) at the Singleton Ride and Record weekend. It's bike talk at its best and now you get to enjoy it, too (but without the pelting rain a...
Dec 05, 2021•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sitting around talking about motorcycles is great but it's not a patch on getting out there and actually doing it. If you didn't make it to the end of year Singleton Ride and Record it's probably your own fault but because the Moto PG team are altruists at heart, they will allow you to listen in to the goings on of that evening. This is part one (even though it was recorded as part two but you don't need to worry about that), a simultaneously comprehensive and incomprehensible wrap of all the ac...
Nov 28, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Transcript available on Metacast They say all good things must come to an end and so it is with MotoGP season 2021 and the career of one of the all time greats, Valentino Rossi. It's an episode tinged with sadness at these realisations but that soon passes as the usual ingredients that make this the greatest motorcycling podcast in the world bubble to the surface: profanity, poetry and p### taking. And just because the racing is finished for the year doesn't mean we are so keep an eye out in the usual places for some truly magn...
Nov 16, 2021•58 min•Transcript available on Metacast It takes a lot to knock MotoGP off it's poem perch but it's happened this week thanks to South Africa' s pride and joy, the Blind Rhino Darryn Binder. Baby Jesus (Pedro Acosta) was crowned Moto 3 champion in Portimao thanks to Binder and for his efforts in taking out Dennis Foggia and handing Acosta the title Binder will now be forever immortalised in a Boris ode. Praise doesn't come any higher. Come for the poem but stay for the discussion about Rossi's looming last ride, Moto2, plans for the S...
Nov 09, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast There is a new King of Moto GP and so moved was Boris by the crowning of France's first world champion that he penned a poem in honour of Fabulous Fabio. Sure it's a highlight of the show but it's just one nugget of brilliance among many as the boys return to the studio to record face to face for the first time in three months. It's irreverent, childish, peurile and everythig else you've come to expect from these three reprobates and, as always, it's brilliant. Which is exactly what you'd expect...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Transcript available on Metacast Will this be the one that gets us sued? Maybe. What started out as the greatest motorcycling podcast in the world (and still is) has morphed over time and is now also a legitimate literary vehicle. Boris' poems have added a dimension to the Moto PG Podcast that, frankly, we never expected. And what we all thought at first would be a one off bit of fun has now become a 'must listen' segment. Perhaps the only 'must listen' segment, if we're honest. This week's offering is at least as good as any t...
Oct 05, 2021•2 hr 36 min•Transcript available on Metacast If you thought it impossible for Boris to improve on his Pecco poem from Episode 49 you weren't alone. We all thought the Power of the Pecco Stiffy was as high as you could climb on that particular mountain. But one man stood alone in his belief that Boris could do better and that man was Boris. And so he did. And it is good. Very good. But better? Only you, the reader, can be the judge of that. So listen, and reflect, and ruminate, and decide. And while you're at it take in the rest of the incr...
Sep 21, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's a lot to like in Episode 49 but let's be honest, the highlight is Boris' Pecco poem. Moving, compelling, powerful, emotive...it is none of these things. What it is is filthy and bawdy and laced with profanity. But it rhymes, and it's about a man's erection and, somehow, motorcycle racing as well. And so it's wonderful and it's brilliant and it's art. And it's only available here. So press play. For your own sake. As always, none of this would be possible without our sponsors and we are e...
Sep 14, 2021•2 hr 35 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's hard to know where to start with this one. The racing was meh but the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The World doesn't care about that. Boris has a new poem to celebrate the return of Dovi, Tug takes a beating for upsetting a listener and Freido? Well, Freido is Freido. Something, something something. If you want to know more - and you do, trust us - just press 'Play' and hear for yourself... As always, none of this would be possible without our sponsors and we are especially excited to a...
Aug 31, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Transcript available on Metacast There are still way too many of you taking advantage of our incredible generosity here at Moto PG by not joining our Patreon Pit Crew so we thought a little taste of what you're missing out on might help. Only Pit Crew members get to ask questions for our Hearts and Minds segments and usually only Pit Crew members get to hear the answers - except this week. If you don't already give us money every month by being a Pit Crew member this should convince you to start. And even if you don't like it g...
Aug 19, 2021•47 min•Transcript available on Metacast Freido says no. Often. And now you can say NO! too with a new T-shirt in the merch shop. Scroll down and find the link below and make sure to buy two. We need the money. Now, apart from trying to get rich we're here to talk about motorcycles and motorcycle racing and the glory that is Moto GP and there is a bucketload of stuff to ruminate on this week. The boys dissect Maverick's dummy spit and the soap opera that followed, Boris has penned a poem for The Giraffe King (plus his Cultural Awarenes...
Aug 17, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Transcript available on Metacast Danny Pedrosa tries to burn down Austria in a glorious weekend of racing, the podcast has a new sponsor and Boris solves the age old question of What Women Want. After the mid year break it's a jam packed episode 45 of Moto PG as Freido, Tug and Boris bring the world up to speed with happenings in and out of the paddock. As always, none of this would be possible without our sponsors and we are especially excited to announce we've added to the list this week as we welcome Aprilia Ausralia (http:/...
Aug 10, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast The Ginger Ninja, Joel Kelso, joins Boris Tug and Freido on a packed Epsiode 44 of the greatest motorcycling podcast in the world. Kelso talks Moto 3, Pedro Acosta, THAT incident with the Blind Rhino and his plans for the rest of 2021. Then we travel across the globe to South Africa where Donovan Fourie explains how the Binder's shit form has led to rioting across the nation before we welcome the one and only Dirty Badger from Malaysia with some breaking news about the MotoGP schedule. Don't eve...
Jul 21, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Transcript available on Metacast There's good and bad news for Ep 43. The bad news is the boys are remote because of the plague and that means the sound quality is rubbish. The good news is that Freido is at home and so is his grappar. Please believe us when we say this people: Freido and grappar is a combination you don't want to miss. Boris has written two poems this week, we play MotoPG Bingo, I Told You So is back and of course there's a little bit of talk about actual racing as well. As always, none of this would be possib...
Jun 29, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast Tug told you so (which is infuriating for Borrie and Freido and anybody else who knows him) but just because he won one race does that mean Marc Marquez is really back? The lads discuss that as well as the one man Moto 3 wrecking ball that is Pedro Acosta, the 'stupid' penalty handed to Darryn Binder, Joel Kelso's debut in the big leagues, What's in Borrie's shed, Hearts and Minds and plenty more. As always, none of this would be possible without our sponsors Ron Angel Wholesale (http://www.rona...
Jun 22, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Transcript available on Metacast It's the sexiest episode yet. Fabulous set the tone with his on course nudity and Freido, Tug and Boris have picked up the ball and run with it. Episode 41 has all your favourites including the 'F$&k Michelin' and 'We told you so' segments plus there are two bonus poems (and both mention Mir's mum!) Other podcasts talk about boring stuff but on Moto PG you get the real goss plus the odd bit of accidental analysis thrown in. As always, none of this would be possible without our sponsors Ron Angel...
Jun 08, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Transcript available on Metacast Sadly, it happens. Riding motorcycles at stupid fast speeds for the entertainment of people like us is dangerous and every now and then, tragically, someone pays the ultimate price. Every racer knows every time they get on the bike that it could be their last and at Mugello it was for Jason Dupasquier. And so we pause, and we reflect, and we send our heartfelt condolences to Jason's family and friends and all those in the paddock. And then we get on with it. Because that's what racing is and tha...
Jun 01, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Transcript available on Metacast The boys are on a Jack Miller inspired high after the Australian's second straight Moto GP title in Le Mans but that's just a small part of what makes MotoPG the greatest motorcycling podcast on earth. There's also Boris' Empathy Training and Cultural Awareness segment (which continues to educate listeners all over the world), Freido's Uncle Nick with the stats that matter and Tug's technical tips on how ridiculously high powered motorcycles actually work. And every now and then there's even a b...
May 18, 2021•1 hr 13 min•Transcript available on Metacast What has arm pump got to do with foreskins? Is breastfeeding really the national imperative in Spain? Why didn't Jack Miller honour his commitment to appear on the podium in his undies? Answers to all these questions and more - some of them even true - are contained in episode 38 of the greatest MotoGP podcast in the world. Boris, Tug and Freido manage to hold back tears of joy for Miller as they simultaneously anoint Pedro Acosta as the Jesus of motorcycle racing. As always, none of this would ...
May 04, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Transcript available on Metacast What happens when Tug and Boris go on the road? Unsupervised? Bad things, obviously, but good things, too. We can't talk about the bad things (those records are sealed) but we can spruik the good stuff. Like spending an hour listening to a bloke who rides motorcycles really fast for money. A road trip to the Australian Superbike Championship round at Wakefield Park - including a chat with Wayne Maxwell for an episode of the World's Greatest Moto GP Podcast - sounded like a ripping idea when we t...
Apr 27, 2021•49 min•Transcript available on Metacast 
