"Retro" Season One - Darkness Calls
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
So What If the Vampire is the Good Guy?
Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...
Just wait until the quantum computing artificial intelligence infests your coffee table.
Broadcasting from the past, into the future! Weeeee!
"Don't talk back!"
What we needed was a Gumby intervention.
Once upon a time, Jerry had the Swine Flu.
Among other things, Dan tells of a zombie movie so disturbing he felt compelled to take a shower afterward.
The forbidden fruit of the ages is the wombat of the future.
"Your sperm's in the gutter and your love's in the sink."
What has eight legs and scares Dan and Jerry to death?
You've heard of "Mostly Harmless?" Well this isn't that.
It looks like a crack pipe, but it's for coffee.
Recorded in Starbucks at Target with a little stereo recorder that Jerry returned for a refund right after we were done.
What did Dan find in Alaska? Zombie toe.
Look no further. You are here.
If you are what you eat, maybe you should stop eating dead things?
Why is it we don't drop by each other's house unannounced anymore?
That moment when your body screams out: "Aaaaagh! What have you put in me?"
We're not saying you should join Fight Club or anything ... because, you know, we're not supposed to talk about Fight Club.
Is that a cougar or are you just glad to see me?
Could it be we're looking for the zombies in all the wrong places?
It's blood. It's guts. It's horribly transformagibivlaijlkjsing. It came from the living horror of Zombie Beach! PS: Use caution when operating heavy machinery.