It’s December now and that can only mean one thing: more monolith related news. That’s right, you thought we left this all behind in November? You were wrong. Something is happening across the world. Something to deal with monoliths. Find out what’s happening before it’s too late by listening to this episode and you may … Continue reading Episode 203: I Hope (the Monoliths are Coming) →
Dec 04, 2020•1 hr 37 min
John’s back and the world breathes out a sigh of relief since that means Jeff won’t even come close to ruining this episode. Thank god, right? Isn’t Jeff the worst? I hope he reads this. We get right into it with some topics I don’t remember but we eventually start talking about the upcoming sequel … Continue reading Episode 202: The Incredible Houk →
Nov 27, 2020•1 hr 26 min
It’s the brand new start of a fresh season here on Zero Credit(s) and Henry has brought on good ole friend-of-the-podcast and good-close-personal-friend Jeff to kick things off with excitement and expert knowledge. That’s right, the Zero Credit(s) resident expert Jeff makes a guest appearance to walk Henry through the perils and joys of home … Continue reading Episode 201: I Bet You’re Wondering Why I Asked You On (Featuring Jeff) →...
Nov 20, 2020•1 hr 36 min
After a month of hopping through time at the behest of the Zeitgeists, those perky time ghosts of old, the Zero Credit(s) boys are finally back together in the Victorian Manor they call home. With a special guest appearance of the official Zero Credit(s) Boy on the Street, we have a pretty retrospective episode about … Continue reading Episode 200: The End of the Time Thing →
Nov 06, 2020•1 hr 35 min
The journey is finally over, we’re finally back in the present day. That’s right, it’s October 31st, 2020 and Henry and Jamie are ready to hit the cultural zeitgeist hard with some quick facts about the moon. Fact #1: It’s wet. Everything is perfectly alright with this episode of the Zero Credit(s) Podcast With Henry … Continue reading Episode 199A: The Moon’s Appropriately Wet →
Oct 30, 2020•1 hr 17 min
In 2011, a man had a dream. A dream to create the best action/car/heist movie of all time set in Brazil, using an already established franchise and characters people already knew. Unfortunately, Hannah Barbara would not give up the rights to Speed Buggy, so Justin Lin had to fall back to The Fast and Furious … Continue reading Episode 199.Supplemental Reading: Fast Five 2 →
Oct 23, 2020•1 hr 32 min
In their latest bid to obtain magic genie powers, Henry (CURRENT TRAPPED IN THE PAST) and John (ALSO CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN A DIFFERENT PART OF THE PAST) cook up a harebrained new holiday: Monkey Japes. Join them as they tell a series of meaningless lies all in the name TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE … Continue reading Episode 199.57: Monkey Japes Special 2017 →
Oct 16, 2020•1 hr 13 min
In our pilot episode, Henry and John discuss everything from hover JOHN IS TRAPPED IN THE PAST boards as the new form of segueways to the implications of HENRY IS NOT IN THIS EPISODE, IT IS ONLY JOHN WHO IS TRAPPED IN THE PAST the pineapple. Subliminal messages.
Oct 09, 2020•1 hr 1 min
Everything is normal in this perfectly normal episode. We haven’t let the perverts come in with their twisted notions of what should be happening this time of year and ruin everything. Not here on Normal Credit(s). No way. In this normal episode of Normal Credit(s), we’ve got a pretty good and normal time for you … Continue reading Episode 199?: Normaltimes →
Oct 02, 2020•1 hr 10 min
Valiant comics may not be as well known as your run of the mill DC or Marvel comics, but they still exist and with Marvel being over and DC being…DC, Valiant Entertainment is in a prime position to take over the superhero space with their particular brand of superhero. To kick things off we have … Continue reading Supplemental Reading: Bloodshot →
Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 10 min
If you’re looking for something other than JK Rowling discussion, I guess you could like watch Bloodshot in preparation for next week. Cause this week, it’s all JK Rowling stuff surrounding the release of her new book that she publishes under a man’s name, but we still all know it’s her. I thought the point … Continue reading Episode 198: TERF Wars →
Sep 18, 2020•1 hr 8 min
Management here. Henry’s going through some things, such as screaming alone in a room. Because of this, he did not do the following: tell the intern to right a description of the episode, come into the office all week, shower, create an episode title. As such we, Management, have taken over these duties. Please enjoy … Continue reading Episode 197: Boperade AKA John Loves When the Titanic Sinks →...
Sep 11, 2020•1 hr 14 min
America’s Catholic Father (not that kind) has entered the chat on twitter and the boy(s) are abuzz with excitement. Also, is there a new cinematic universe on the horizon? What this means and more on this episode of Zero Credit(s). How do you like these shorter descriptions? Are they good? You like them?
Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 30 min
The first annual (?) DC Fandome event happened last weekend, and boy were a lot of heroes happy to hear the news, including two young, intrepid, but mild-mannered podcast hosts with no special qualities whatsoever. That’s right, our heroes, the Zero Credit(s) boys are here on the scene to give you all the high-flying, fast-shooting … Continue reading Episode 195: DC Flightdome Batsimulator 2020: The Synder Cut →...
Aug 28, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Good morning everyone, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard the official Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 episode of Zero Credit(s) airlines. We have a smooth flight for you today. Skies are looking clear and the wind is moderate to liberal, fiscally. We might hit a patch of social ideals at some point during the flight, … Continue reading Episode 194: The Official Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020 Episode →...
Aug 21, 2020•1 hr 26 min
It’s not as though we set out each episode to talk about our current thoughts of the ongoing health crisis here in America, but it’s like, how can you not talk about it right now? Apologies to our fams in other countries who have dealt with it in a reasonable and professional manner, but the … Continue reading Episode 193: COVIDisney+ →
Aug 14, 2020•1 hr 8 min
As we enter 2023 AC (After COVID), there is no entertainment left. Gone are the days of the unfinished but uplifting documentaries on Netflix. We are past the re-airing of old pilots by major cable networks. The days of the re-airing of shows canceled after one season is also past. Nothing is left. There is … Continue reading Episode 192: Twitchin’ for Content →
Aug 07, 2020•1 hr 23 min
Come fall down a C-hole (covid-hole) with Henry and John as they fall into the pits of the current status of US Covid cases and land somewhere on that glorious red carpet of the 2020 Emmys. Zack Synder makes a special guest appearance.
Jul 31, 2020•1 hr 28 min
Everyone remembers the anti-crime dog with the trench coat and the sordid, checkered past, but did you know he also has an album where he tells people not to do drugs? Also, Kingdoms of Amalur lives on to see another day and John thinks about how virtual communities kind of just fade away without being … Continue reading Episode 190: The Incredible Musical Stylings of McGruff the Crime Hound →...
Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 24 min
Look. It’s just. Eh. Listen for yourself.
Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 14 min
The more we learn about this absurd streaming service, the more it makes sense. There’s some sort of morbid, magnetic attraction to finding out just why the streaming service that caters to people watching on their cell phones failed. And for the most part it’s obvious. Cause it’s a streaming service that caters to people … Continue reading Episode 188: We Can’t Stop Talking About Quibi →
Jul 10, 2020•1 hr 33 min
In the continuing series of bad things happening, there comes a moment when they keep happening. The Zeitgeist is not a series of closed off events separated by time. It is a nebulous flow of never ending ghost energy that permeates everything we do, think, and say and to that end, we got a bunch … Continue reading Episode 187: Time for a Quiupdate (Quick Quibi Update) →
Jul 03, 2020•1 hr 25 min
It’s pretty simple. Anyone who abuses anyone else should be held to the highest scrutiny available to us, the general public. That tends to be the “court of public opinion” and the highest scrutiny lately tends to be cancellation. That may seem cruel, especially since facts can come out later to muddy the waters of … Continue reading Episode 186: Attack and Dethrone All Abusers →
Jun 26, 2020•1 hr 23 min
It’s an all out Twitter Smackdown tonight on Zero Credit(s), and the patron saint himself is stepping into the ring to reign down some well deserved justice. Ron Perlman is just a master at the sport, and it’s an honor and a privilege to watch him work. Then we jump down the conspiracy hole for … Continue reading Episode 185: The ZC Patron Saint of Twitter Fights →
Jun 19, 2020•1 hr 24 min
The legends speak of the impossible – dragons have returned to the world and Hatsune Miku, the mother of dragons, is their master. Luckily, she’s across the world and can’t threaten us here, but it will only be a matter of time until she crosses the sea and tries to claim what she believes is … Continue reading Episode 184: The Dragons of Hatsune Miku →
Jun 12, 2020•1 hr 34 min
No jokes, no bits, no funny business. This episode is a collection of information to support Black Lives Matter and be on the right side of history. After much debate, Henry and John thought this was the best way to utilize the platform and help through their voices behind the cause. Please listen for how … Continue reading Episode 183: Black Lives Matter →
Jun 05, 2020•23 min
Look, here’s the deal creators. We’re fans, and that means we’re entitled to the work you create to be done in a certain way. Our way. You have no say in this matter. *Cocks gun* It’s just the way the world works, creators. Us fans, well, we’ve got certain…means, to get what we want. You’re … Continue reading Episode 182: Release the SnyderAyerButthole Cut →
May 29, 2020•1 hr 29 min
John has returned from Venezuela, but he is not out of trouble yet as the FBI are holding Henry’s dead dog hostage. Will Make-a-Wish kid, Allison, be able to turn the tides of the interrogation, or will it all turn out to be cube sketches in the end? Find out, this week, on Zero Credit(s).
May 22, 2020•1 hr 27 min
John is missing. We can’t find him. Luckily, someone did, and by someone, we mean a country’s government did. They’re keeping him safe for now, but who knows how long they’ll keep him alive. It’s up to you, the fams, to locate him by solving a bunch of geographic puzzles and history clues. So get … Continue reading Episode 180: Where in the World is JohndeJohn DeJohngo? →
May 15, 2020•1 hr 20 min
John has gone missing. He’s not sick or anything, so don’t worry. He’s just not here. So to fill the J-shaped void of John, Henry’s wife, and also her own person, Jamie steps up to the couch to discuss what’s currently happening in the Henry and Jamie household. Mostly, it’s watching TV. But what kinds … Continue reading Episode 179: Wife Check →
May 08, 2020•1 hr 28 min