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Yeah. That'd be pretty good. Today's episode is brought you by Night qui, the H he generic brand of Z tech. And ibuprofen. Together, they make 1 c host feels semi normal And welcome back to 0 credits. A show we talk about things. My name is Henry. And my name never been healthier or more muscular John. Together we're Henry and never been more healthier or muscular, John coming at you to discuss cultural happenings so that there's zeitgeist guys. And I would normally say in order to make
the world safer, but I don't No. If that's possible anymore. I mean, I think there's 2 ways you can look at it is no is it not possible for us to continue in our mission of making the world safe or has our mission of making the world a safer place, than in fact doing the opposite? It could... You know, I'm not I'm not part of the analytics team. I'm not running the numbers. Of whether or not our episodes are impacting the world in a positive or negative way. So I can't
answer the question. I just feel as though we did it. The world is safe. We did it. There's no... There's nothing to be afraid of anymore. In in any way, we did it. We did it. We're done. You know, it's all 5. It's it's... In indeed, it's all fine. This is a tough 1 for me, Henry. This is a weird episode for us. And and for you. If you're listening to this right now, you know what's happened.
Yeah. Actually, if you're listening to this right now, either, you know what we're talking about or something worse has happened in the interim in the 3 days between recording and posting these episodes, which is often the case, in which case, what we are talking about now will actually sound like a nice respite from whatever hell, you're dealing with, but it's a it's a political event that really def defer you to converse lightly about it.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. And and for those listening to this, so time removed that you have no idea what we're talking about. It is 07/16/2024. We are... Let me count them on the 3 days out from 1 mister Trump having been shot at at a rally, and I'm gonna say Pennsylvania, but I can't remember. Yes. Butler, Pennsylvania. Butler, Pennsylvania. So we're 3 days removed from that. That should give you all the context. You need to really understand where we're at
emotionally and comic right now. Do Yeah. I I think comedy is that a is that a real low. And just to be clear, you know, present got shot, that's... Former president, former got shot got shot at. Well, no. He got shot. He got shot at. No. I think if a bullet enters your body, you got shot. See that's the thing it didn't enter his body at Grace past. Okay. But it hit his ear. Right? That's what he claims, but I haven't seen
it. Have you? Oh, you think he went under there and he did a little he did a little old school professional wrestling razor blade to the ear trick. I think maybe a year got hit. Sure. But I think the the 3 people who were injured in 1 who passed. The way got shot. I think Trump got shot at. I think there's a very clear distinct difference here. I okay. The the for some reason, I wanna die in this hill. I think he got
shot. Just I think like, I think that there's a spectrum of getting shot for sure. And he's... Honestly, the least shot you could possibly be. I just... And I get why we're here. I get this is it. This is like we're going to burn down for the sake of the podcast. Because I see people going around say he took a bit bullet for this country. And I don't think he did. I think it's ear... I got lightly g by bullet and I think 3 other people took a bullet for this
country and 1 gave their life. I think he got shot at, and that it. Yeah. I mean, I don't wanna lie him, because to make it clear, on the spectrum of getting shot barely registers. It's like the least shot you could possibly be. I'm not gonna eye that it was probably very painful, probably burned like hell. Maybe he lost a bit of a ear, not that he's shown us. I'm just saying, Other people got hit harder. Yes. Solution should, we should know their names. Sure. But I don't know that. I don't know
their names. Yeah. I I don't have it in front of me. But also, I I think... I I have seen this, like, thing going around where people are saying that he did take a bullet for his country. Categorically he did not. Did not. No. No. And and such a disservice to the people who actually fight for this country, lay and lay their lives, you know, on the line, for the sake of quote unquote protecting freedom. Like, if you're a veteran right now, and you're seeing this rhetoric, you're like, okay. Cool.
So strip him of health care make them jump through a bunch of hoops to get the basic human decency and, like make his life a miserable health because that's what taking a bullet for this country really means. Yeah. I, listen. Getting shot slash at, is nowhere near, taking no ebola of your country. Thank you for including my perspective. I just wanna make sure all perspectives are included because like I said, I get it with it being the
least. Degree of shot, 1 could be. I think it's like a shot shot at cusp. Yeah. Exactly. We're right on the edge. 1 the bleeding edge. Because he did bleed. He did. He does that but getting a shot spectrum. Like, this is a lot of people because it happened when he was giving a speech, we're we're drawing harrison to 1 theater theodore door roosevelt and famously got shot during to speech, finished the speech, and then went on to get treated by
a doctor. This was not that. It's not it's not anywhere in the same ball pad ballpark. Yeah. I think theodore roosevelt got shot in a much more serious way and then finish the speech if I'm not mistaken. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So that happened. That's a thing that happened. And and there's a lot of... There's a lot of discourse... Around it, and I'm not interested in adding her taking away from that discourse in any way shape or form. I know this is a podcast covering the side guys. But, like,
some topics are too heavy. You know? I don't... III got these little arms. Listen, You know, there's... There's only so much you can really talk about it because it's just kinda facts or slim, so there's there's really not much to talk about. Now, 1 thing I have notices is everyone, is talking about how historic of a moment this is. I mean, I don't know about you. When the news dropped, I was glued to my phone. As I think everyone in the fucking country probably were. Because that's crazy.
I was playing board games. I understand a risk. No. Cat tan. Okay. Trading wood for sheep? A lot of people didn't wanna give me any sheep. It was a it was a very hard night. Wow. That's a that's a
real shame. But I was glued to my phone and a lot of people were making comparisons to other presidential assassination attempts in history, of course, the 1 everyone compared it to was Ronald Reagan, he got shot with a 22 by John Hi Junior a mentally ill man who said he did it for Jody Foster and then was released 12 years after Reagan's death. And has actually released some pretty okay music to... I'm not even kidding.
That's a fascinating life journey, but III suppose he got the help he needed. In the form of forced incarceration for 12 years. He didn't get the death penalty. And that's fascinating. He, he was a very mentally ill gentleman. And, the music has a nice kinda of low ph acoustic folks kind of thing too. And honestly, john Hi, send me your albums. They're pretty good, John Hen, Junior. If you're listening, send John your albums.
I'm sure, I could just send you a tweet and that you would send them to me. But a lot of people are making it sound, like, No attempt on a president's life has happened since Ronald Reagan. And yes, that's absolutely true.
Except. In December 2018, United States Marine 20 year old Cody Ray Station at camp Le june wrote that he had taken an oath to protect to install enemies before domestic took in assigned letter of intent he identified president le Obama as a domestic enemy in the target of britain B planned assassination plot. A search of his barracks uncovered a journal containing white supremacist material. In June of 20 10, b him was sentenced to
100 months in a federal prison. Other than that, There have been no other credible attempts on a, on April 2009 a plot to assassinate Obama at the alliance of civilizations. Summit in Istanbul took Turkey was discovered after a man of Syrian origins carrying of Fortune. A Tv press credential was found. The man confessed to the Turkish security forces, details of his plant to Kill obama with a knife he alleged that he had 3 acc.
Other than those, specific instances in November 2011 21 year old Oscar ramirez or ortega Hernandez was influenced by the conspiracy theories and fringe religious viewpoints. To attempt him murder Obama having traveled from his native Idaho, he hit the White House with several rounds fired from a semi automatic rifle. No 1 was injured, but a window was broken. He was sentenced to 25 years prism.
But other than thou outside of those and, of course, in 2011 2012, the far right terrorist group fear, plot to carry out a series of terror attacks, which included assassin, Obama. The plot was foil with 4 members of the group were on murder charges and 1. Michael Burn agreed to cooperate with authorities in return for like later
sentence. And in October 20 12, a mentally ill man named Mitchell C of Westminster Colorado was arrested after confessing to his therapist because they intended to kill Obama with a shotgun at a campaign stop in Boulder Colorado.
Of course, multiple toxic letters, full of rice, were sent to the White House and sent to Obama and then in June of 20 13 to white premises, glenn it's got crawford of Gallo, New York and Eric Frey of Hudson, New York were arrested for a plot to kill Muslim Americans and other perceived enemies of Israel to with a homemade quote radiation gun described by Crawford as Hiroshima on Light switch, it later emerged the Crawford suggested using the device against president Obama's as well as several
other targets ended in October of 20 18. A package that contained a pipe bomb was sent to the former president Obama at his home in Washington Dc, the package was intercepted by the secret service other than those events, President Yeah. No other attempt has been made off president's life. Yeah. No. And that's just... That I mean, come on. What is that? Like, a handful? That's not. Yeah. It's only like 10 attempts, you know? This was 1 attempts. Yeah. I think I think we agree 1,
more important than 10. Mh. And somehow when it happens to former present donald trump. It's, you know, More important. I will say he did actually get wounded on Tv, their photos. I listen. I get it, and I don't advocate for violence. But that only don't make it seem like this is a thing that happens every 40 years, especially to Obama. Right. Exactly. And and the important thing is we do not condone any sort of political violence. We make a lot of jokes. Here
out 0 credits. We make a lot of jokes about a political violence, but none of that was made in earnest, and we we can't can condone any sort of violent behavior unless it's complete in total revolution, and then, you know, no revolution is blood, except for the Glorious resolution resolution. But that... That's a rare occurrence. Yeah. And I And I am a generally in agreement with Seth Meyers. Old friend of mind dear friend. B of Show Seth Meyers,
political violence is poison to democracy. See. IIII don't think anyone would disagree that that is the case. Exactly. I I just... I don't know. See If you need more information about the shooting of of 1 ex president, mister Trump, Yeah. Just just Google Trump. Yeah. It's... It'll probably be the first... Actually, let me... I didn't even plan talking about this. I said I was glued to my phone after the news broke. Right?
Right. You know, what's amazingly difficult to find moments after a former present is shot on the modern internet. News about it. Like, yeah. Whatever, however the algorithm rhythm is fed. Whatever Seo is happening, you do not get served up to the minute accurate news by Google anymore at all. It it's it's interesting because, enemy of the show, 1 Elon Musk who, for some reason still exists. God. That was a weird joke to make. Like actually in this time. I know. Weird.
Did a weird. I I wouldn't call it the case study, but he did a thing where, he he tried to find news about the the shooting that happened. A lot of legacy media was saying things like, oh, study Trump wi off stage after loud noises. Mh. And things like that because they didn't have the facts, and they were refusing, of course, To post things. They did not have verified that is how journalism works. But people on x who were on the ground, were posting everything
about, you know, president got shot. They were bullets. Gun is neutralized, and he was like, you look CCX has some value legacy media, not so much. Please buy ads on my website. I'm giving Trump 45000000 dollars a month, and everyone was like, that's a weird thing to say, right now, but he said it... It really seems like there's a general misunderstanding what your ethics is. Like, you you can't... If you have a platform as big as like an associate press or Cnn or an A or whatever.
You can't just say, president shot a moments after it. Like, you have to have true confirmation before you just publish something. And sure, that doesn't stop them all the time. The New York Times has published some real reactionary and prove false garbage, but, like, it you you just can't do that. It's true... Especially if, you know, there's there's... If you're wrong, you could get sued and destroyed, Mh, You know, taken apart bill by bill.
There's no there's no liability there for people on ex posting things, you know, Willy Nilly the saying like, oh, god. It was liberals, liberals They were on the rooms. They had so many guns, the true patriot, Trump punched them all out. Like, you could... You who cares. Yeah. It's it's a difference of liability. It... There's no liability for posting some random bullshit on x because you have no power.
Yeah. And and the the thing is, like, if you if you're a reactionary like that, and you're just posting on x. That, oh, no. The left is violent again. Well, then you miss the facts that the gunman was actually a a registered republican with Donald Trump signs in his yard. I I didn't know about the Donald Trump signs in his yard, the from what I've been trying, like, piece together, a very little information about the dude, like,
very, very little information. I mean, we know that he was registered to vote Republican and seem to be republican and seem to go to gun range as a bottle ladder, and that's really all I know. He was very conservative according to a class who recalls an exercise where and this is weird. The teacher made people, pick sides of the room to be either liberal or conservative, and he was the only 1. He got on the roof. It's suck He got on the roof. Crazy. I know. Weird. My man just loves roofs.
Yeah. I don't know. We're we're gonna find out more about them probably. I... Let's not the gunman or anything, But it all signs are pointing to. He was AAA republican a or conservative. Not a lot of signs pointing to him being liberal. Yeah. I mean, political assassination attempts don't typically happen from people who are, like, particular really well adjusted. Yeah. So I'm... I look forward
to learning more about this. And then whenever I learn about any of these things becoming really sad they're really about our ability to leave behind people who are vulnerable in that way. Yeah. Give them access to weapons of mass death. I mean, you would you would treat them like, with, like, health care? Yeah. Or like Australia. Oh, just ship them ship them over to the. I don't know. Australia. Yeah. Play some slots listen some slots in Australia. Is there
gambling at Australia? Oh my god. If genuinely, anyone listening to this and you Henry, read about gambling in Australia. It's... Crazy. I don't... This is crazy. I I don't know... This is, like Vegas crazy. So a journalist got his house fire bombed for making certain, connections between gambling, the Australian mob and Australian politician, that I won't make here because have brazilian mob.
Yeah. There... There's a Youtuber who is, I guess, the closest thing we have, like, a hard hitting us Australian journalist named Friendly Geo. So watch some of those videos? It's it's nuts. Fascinating. Shannon house got fire bombed. I don't can condone any political violence. It's poison to our democracy. What, do they have 1 over there? In Australia Barely, honestly. They're trying. And they're they're good. I believe in them because they have funny accents to me. R and r. Anyway, Henry.
Yeah, John. I think this is not the time to make jokes about political violence. No. It isn't. It's time to debate did the shooting even hap. That's that's what we're here for. No jokes, just facts. All I'll way in first. No. Ben Yeah. A lot of people are saying it was a false flag operation to try to boost Trump sympathy before the election. There's so many... Odd things about the shooting. Interesting. You know, bullets like that, Kent... Can't melt a human ear.
People are saying 1 of the most famous photos of the event that came from the New York Times where you can see the bullet Wi past John, at your name. Mh. Donald Trump's there. They said the angle is all wrong for Being shot from a building that was 400 feet away. Oh, no. People on the Internet. Don't understand or check too. They don't understand trajectory or elevation change or bullet drop. Yeah. Also, this is where the jokes in, and this is really weird and we must talk about it.
A lot of people saw the gunman climb up on the roof get in position reported the guy of the police the rep the police did nothing. The secret service did nothing. What? Okay. Here's here's my thing. It's and I think it's maybe part of a more grand thesis, which is people think this was some kind of like false flag operation, it's staged. I was, like, I was on the Cnn live through of this. A lot of people were like, page out of Hitler's book. I'm like, did... I don't know what that, my man.
But a lot of people are saying that this is like some kind of perfectly coordinated false flag operation. I think your average group of people is so much la and more incompetent than you can possibly imagine. So pulling off something like that I think would be fundamentally impossible. Secondly, this theory extends to why he was allowed to get up on the roof and be reported and nothing happened because it's a group of people kinda just not able to respond or, like,
not wanting to take on additional work. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Absolutely. And and you gotta remember, Trump is not the Republican candidate until the Rn and c concludes. He's just an ex president. He has the biggest of b teams of the secret service. He's got young Rookie and he's got burnout. So they are. That I mean, their best secret service members protect the president. Yeah. Oh, gap. President and President's family, they get the Atm. And that's how it is. It has nothing to do
with parties or anything else. It's just like if your title currently is the president, you get the best. If you're are anybody else who is given the a e security detail, you're getting people who are going through training. And people who are, like, I got 3 days and I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna retire. That's what you get? Yeah. I mean, you get the secret service, It's better than nothing.
They're better than personal bodyguard but probably buy a mile because they are like, the the most elite trained bodyguard in the country. But still, you're not getting the best of the best. The cream of the crop if you will. Yeah. You're not getting Jack reach on that secret service detail. And it's it's you're getting Jackie stretchy. Jackie stretchy, indeed. Jackie Stretchy is that guy, who looked like Kendall Roy from succession and all the pictures people were talking about. There go.
The But, yes, I I think that the people who are saying that they saw them climb up on a roof that they reported it that there was someone acting so vicious that they had a lot of fore warning that this could maybe happen. I think that's totally true. Oh, I think it's also totally true, that no 1 stopped him. I don't think they didn't stop him
because they wanted something to happen. It's just like you get a report of a guy acting suspiciously, and there's so much like, there's such a delta between getting that and acting on it where you can have so much, like doubt and contradiction and like missed signals and miscommunication between, like, small town police and secret
service, Like, yeah. They're asking people to communicate very quickly, efficiently and confidently across 2 different organizations that probably aren't the best of the best Like, it's it's just Yeah. They just... Are bad at their job in this specific and it's... I'm sure they're good at their job and they're fine people, even though Right. Some of them are cops. But, like, it's a hard job. You're hitting exactly the point III may... I'm wanted to make. And this is coming from. Access is an...
Un source, so let's take it over for grain of salt. But according to this guy named Dick Sc, who is in a suit, so I can let Zoom who might be a politician of some sort, according Mah, says, the secret service says it had no jurisdiction outside the perimeter where the shooter was nestled, say that state responsibility. State cups on of the other hand say, they can't stop a gun to citizen from operating outside the perimeter since Pennsylvania law, it. Amazing. If you're in an open carry state,
guy can open carry. I mean, hey, if you're an open carry state, genuinely, your law states that unless he starts threatening someone with a gun or shooting people, you have to leave them malone and to their credit, They neutralized the shooter very quickly after he started shooting. Yeah. 1 the once he crossed the acceptable boundary for us. Psychopathic open carry state. Almost it's almost like maybe we need tighter gun control laws in this country or something.
Like, it's almost like We'd not stop needing needing to... We me to stop having this, the only thing stops a bad guy over gun is a good guy over gun. Because, like, you don't know a bad guy. You don't know a guy if a gun is bad or good until they start shooting. Yeah. You don't know a bad guy has a gun until bad things have already happened. Yeah. And, anyway, that's enough about. It's it's almost like
we need some kind of regulation. It's like, it's almost like we shouldn't let someone take a gun. Into a public place and like take aim at somebody and not be able to do anything about it legally. Right. I feel like point... I mean, the... Well, what's threading somebody of a gun? Pointing the gun at somebody is a threat. Yeah. So, like, as soon as you start a point in the gun at somebody, boom,
neutralized. Yeah. I It's it's not great. It's it's a tough thing to make jokes about or even talk about because, like, details are worse and it's... I was gonna say that I'm I don't you know I talked about this. I was gonna by default, say it's sad it happened. It's not sad it happened. I guess it's sad that there was someone mentally ill who did that. I don't know, man. I just don't know how to talk about it. Well, you gotta look for the humor.
And I have found the humor in the form of it gets sad, and then it gets funny. Okay? Okay. So 2 people were wounded at the rally and are in the hospital, and 1 person is dead. Trump didn't... Visit is the hospital He hasn't even contact the family of the man who was killed, but the funny comes in from an interview that the widow of the man. Who died gave shortly after the the incident. Okay. I can't imagine this being funny, but try me. This is very funny.
Helen told the post that president Joe Biden tried to call her, but she declined to speak to him. Since her husband was about Republican. And he would not have wanted me to talk to him. That's... I don't have any ill will towards Joe Biden said, I'm not 1 of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump. That's who I'm voting for, but I don't have available towards. I didn't. He That's so good. He didn't do anything to my husband, a 20 year old despicable kid that
she continued. And the final line of this paragraph. The family has not heard from Trump she yet. That's it's so funny that you could face such a loss, and then there's 1 iota of compassion that comes from someone who does really, like, owe you a phone call. And then you're, like, I now voting for him. I still support the guy who didn't call us right and offer the smallest amount of sim day after he got grace in the ear.
And the craziest thing is, like, you don't have to vote for them man, But at least take his call. Yeah. Just take his call. I mean, this, I think is just a greater part of the, trend that we're seeing. Where I think Trump just sees his audience as pigs. I think he does not see the essential humanity in anyone. That we go treat them like animals. Right. And we we just report the facts here 0 credits, and it I... It is a fact that the day after the incident, Trump would golfing. Yep.
That's just a fact. That's just a fact. Just a fact. Now, I believe I don't know When this took place, but I wanna say it was after the shooting, I believe Trump called R k junior. Is this true? This is true. I I don't know the timeline, but R k junior team tweeted out a video. Of Rf side of the phone call, with Trump after the shooting, which makes me feel like Trump called him. And they were just, like, talking. If we're gonna talk about our kid junior, I I think isn't it time we enter?
Oh, we've been here the whole time baby. I know we have. But I think in time we officially enter. We we we get off the off ramp and fully merge on 2, the highway to the hell house. Yeah. I've got my driving gloves on. I'm Heel toe shifting, drifting. As long as it's not Tokyo dressing because it has nothing to do with America. Yeah. I'm America drifting, which is to say drifting into a Verizon store.
Hell. Yeah. So you're saying there was a shared call between Trump campaign and 1 R junior campaign? Yes. A call between Trump and R junior posted to Rf Junior socials that was swiftly deleted. But people have managed here, and this isn't a joke. This really sounds like I'm like, ramping up for a joke, but do you have any interest in hearing the call? I think we owe it to the good people of this podcast to listen to the call. Yes. Okay. Here's
the call. The Donald Trump had with Robert f Kenny jr possibly after he was shot rather than calling the widow of the person who died in his dead. Something's wrong with that old system. And I wanna do school doses small doses when you when you see the baby bobby a vaccination that is, like, 38 different, and it looks like it's been for a horse. It's not a, you know, 10 pound or 25 80. It looks like you're giving you should be giving a horse system. And it do you give size of it.
Right there. Just massive. And then you see the name me all of a sudden sony to change radically I've seen it jump times. And then you'll hear that it doesn't have an impact. Right? But you had talked about that a long time ago. So that's the call. Oh, what? So that horse like 38 different vaccines it's made for a horse. Have you seen the size of it, and then they give it to the baby, and the baby, it changes radically. I've seen it too many times. He's seen it too many times. He's
seen it personally. Too many times the babies will change radically in front of you. Yeah. That they'll morph. When you feed a baby bobby of actually, Actually makes me a baby. You gotta a beta? You gotta it. It's meant for a horse. Not a, you know, 10 pound 20 pound. A 10 pound or 20 pound baby. Yeah. Just truly exceptional. Truly exceptional call that it's
here's my question. The R junior campaign swiftly took it down, which I don't know that that makes sense because I think that Rf and Trump are really bonding over this vaccine skepticism thing. So why would you take it down? If not, because it was a call that was taken after the shooting, and this was the call he made instead of to the widow of the person at the rally. Who knows? That's that's fascinating. That's that's fascinating. Has Trump officially become the
the Republican Candidate. Has that already happen? Oh, yeah. I think it happened yesterday at the Rn. I'm very slow on the uptick. Okay. So now he gets the full detail. The full secret service detail. No we. Yeah. The... Oh, almost set I'm a set a joke. Almost set a joke back. And it's not the time to make jokes. Time to make jokes. But, yeah, If this is a real thing. Honestly, the only thing R junior said was yelp.
Yeah. That's it. Honestly, the least amount of vaccine skepticism and we've seen from the Rf junior camp in that he just said The the problem with this whole thing is the doctors, and then he said, yep. Yep. And then Trump just went off on that horse vaccine you know you know? That's that's that's crazy. Has there been any any chase all? It's... Hold on. Let me just we gotta check on all the candidates. Of course, we we don't even need to check it on by other than the fact
that the... You know, who I hate the media. Because the media is making a a big stink out of him being, like, he did say we have to put Trump in the bull's eye in the speech mike shut, up. I mean, if we wanna start talking about rhetoric used in speeches, look no further than the right with their very very just visceral language they use constantly. Oh, yeah. And then the second, we use a tiny bit of it. They'll go back to speeches that were made weeks or months
ago really. See, this was the violence. I don't think. That your average conservative speech is... I mean, there was... I was reading up jokes made about political and like Mike Hu made a ton of obama getting assassinated jokes. In front of cameras, Yeah. Absolutely. It's like it... I mean, it's part of the monopoly on violence. Right? You know, they they have to maintain a monopoly on violence by closely police seeing everyone else's ability to talk about violence.
They they control the violent narrative. And so when it... But when things happen, they'd it's like, oh, it's the left the left on their they're they're charge speech. Seems like that's just projecting Like, I can pull up any number of quotes from you guys that is violent language Yeah. I I don't I don't even think it's projecting. I just think it's being knowing dis. I mean, of the 2 sides. If we have to put these in a vacuum and evaluate their language, which side had a speaker insight a
right it on the capital. Yeah. Right the left? Indeed. It's just so stupid. I did find some chase oliver of our news. I was there because I went to news and I just saw everything from last week. Yeah. Everything from I found something for 5 days ago, And this one's spicy. Okay. Okay. We'll see it. Last week, the libertarian party of Colorado made a surprising announcement. Robert f Kennedy Junior would be its nominee
for president in the state. Oh, no. Party leaders described as a mutually beneficial alliance, Kennedy is an independent candidate and this would ensure the gets on the ballot in Colorado. Meanwhile, the libertarian said that they shared some values with Kennedy and boosting his candidacy could do some damage to the 2 party duo of the Democrats or Republicans, but there's 1 issue. The National libertarian party has already selected a nominee and it's not Rf.
A man named to Chase Oliver. That's not a. Autos lie that's not how you should address someone who is if that's not a glowing introduction, I don't. A, man, named to Chase Alt, exceptional. Oh my god. If if someone wrote about me like that in the news, after Haven't even made the nominee of a major political party. I crawl into a hole. A man named Shay Oliver was nominee at
the party's convention in May. And he is set to appear as the Liberty in Canada on ballots across the Us but not apparently in Colorado. Party member Karen and a h of Castle rock who describes herself as the, quote, Honey Badger of libertarian politics, was not happy about this. Editorial note here. Sounds like a cool hang. Karen and a harmless. Mah honey badger of comforts. Aria politics sales. Quote, to say that I went completely bat ex would probably be an understatement said Har.
She believed that the state party was going rogue and that its decision to choose a new candidate would break the agreements and by laws that govern the party. Libertarian have by laws and agreements. Libertarian don't believe in government as you know, this is a quote, But what we do believe in is voluntary contracts. In a world where you can't even have that. It's thunder. I think we're spending too much time on whatever this new story is. Oh, this is a long story. You don't
need to keep reading it. It sounds like Chase Oliver the National Mountain but Colorado says no. Yeah. Colorado says, no. There's some incredible pictures in this article of of members of the libertarian party that I will spare you from. But, yeah, Chase Oliver still had it, still a big fan of 99 percent of drag brunch he would bring his hypothetical children to and still the 0 credits nominee, still Oh, but is there a new contender throwing their hat in the ring for our official nominee?
Oh, not Rf k, surely. No. Not Rf, but a dark horse if you will. A at an Austin local who star of screen and film who makes things not left, not left, not left. Matthew Mc has dead. Ice see. I thought Glen Powell. Run for a public office 1 day. Cool, man. Yeah. He's on a learning tour, and apparently has been on a learning tour for the last 6 years. I genuinely feel like Matthew Mc mcconnell, hey, has been on a learning tour for quite some time, and it is a learning tour or too.
Re brand himself as either, like a motivational speaker or an idea log, and I don't really know how it's going for him. I don't know either, but the most hilarious part of this article from, Metro, a Uk publication, Reads follows the failure to launch actor went on to this okay. That's almost worse than a man named Chase Oliver. That is borderline worse than a man named Chase oliver. That's incredible, incredible. Yeah. The rest of the rest of the sentence is an important. I just want to
read that first part. It's it's so good. It's so good to describe him as a failure to launch Actor Matthew Mc on. First Yep. Fans of the show will remember that Matthew Mc mcconnell had teased a a very ill gotten non campaign to run for governor of Texas back in 20 20.
And but apparently went nowhere and we got stuck with g Ad, but again, who I just wanna remind people when a hurricane hit Houston and millions without were without power, Greg Abbott had fled the country and Joe Biden had to call the local Houston newspaper to ask where is Greg Abbott, I've been trying to reach him to give him federal aid. Yeah. You know, I'd Gotta of a a state that is governed by someone who seems to really genuinely hate us.
Yeah. And, you know, I don't know that I could say this in any other circumstance, but I think... This the 1 time I can say this, specifically as it relates to Greg Abbott. Unequivocally, I think Matthew Mc mcconnell hey would do a better job. Not like, I don't think Matthew Mc mcconnell, he would do a great job. I... But I... It would he would be hard pressed to do a worse job. Exactly. Absolutely. Because, you know, anybody who shows up to actually do the job.
Automatically doing a better job than Greg Abbott. Absolutely. I mean, listen, There's no other job gas station attendant. I can't guarantee you Matthew Mc mcconnell would Be better. He doesn't know how the point of sale terminal system works. He does Yeah. Airplane Mechanic, Matthew Mc mcconnell would not do a better job Ditch Digger probably not doing a better job. Accountant certainly not a better job. Governor of Texas, yes. Because I think the... I think a dead goat could be better
governor of Texas than Greg Abbott. Least a dead goat can't take rights away from people. Yeah. And they don't typically get on planes and when they do, it's to go to elaborate feasts. Oh, because they're being served yeah in or... Yeah. Have we looked into if that's why Greg Abbott got on that plane and fled the country if he was being Eaten? Well, I don't think he was being eaten because, just moments after the the incident that happened on. Saturday. Hold
on. I'm trying to find it. I have it saved here somewhere. Mister Abbott who had been silent. Where'd it go? Oh, shit. He's just he's disappeared on me, because he tends to do that. Yeah. Who had been silent. Here we go. Who had been silent since the hurricane immediately tweeted after the shooting. They tried to jail him. They try to kill him. It will not work. He is ind. To which people responded? Not you tweeting this while Houston still doesn't have power, worry about
the fucking people you're supposed to serve. Yeah. Stay in your lane. And also, Horny on Maine much governor Abbott? Yeah. Another user... All of these users have been blocked out is not to dock them, so I cannot give them credit. Another x user wrote people in the largest city of your state are on their sixth consecutive day electricity and your gl. It's it's true. It's true. Another user with a Rocket raccoon, avatar for their profile picture. Wrote, you responded faster to this than you did
the hurricane that destroyed your own state. Yeah. Accurate. And yeah. To Greg Abbott, I just have to say fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you. You're... Really terrible at your job, and you seem like a genuinely awful person. Yeah. So Matthew Mc, I think. D facto, if... Okay. Let's say, for some reason, let's say Chase Oliver doesn't work out. Yeah. Suffer for me to imagine, mature. Just just the the impossible happens and he loses or he he's une included in a debate or something.
Let's just say for some reason we have to eliminate him. We can't go to R junior. He's a monster. He's a Monster. I he he ate that dog. Hey that dog. Let's So I think we have no choice. Our hands are tied. The runner up candidate. Per president, officially endorsed by 0 credits, Matthew Mc mckenna hair. Yeah. Yeah. That feels right. That feels right. I mean, it's a long shot, you know, they gotta get through... I mean, the guy get through Big dog
Chase who's definitely gonna win. Yeah. No more RKRK out ate that dog. He's that dog. Matthew Mc mcconnell He's got that dog and I'm. I literally because he ate it. Matthew Mc mcconnell feels right. You know, eventually, we're gonna have to start talking about, like Vp No. Honestly, but... I... We can cover that. I think when there's 2 knobs, I guess there is incumbent Bp don't get replaced, Do they. I guess next week. Oh, they can be, but not in this case. Yeah.
We can talk Vp next week. I haven't done my... Research on... Was it Steve Madden? Yeah. Oh, wait. Trump's Vp? Yeah. He's... The name that sounds like a shoe store that also sells purses. So that's Steve J j Vance, author of Hill billy Ella, a widely hated book. Oh, cool. Okay. So... Yeah. I haven't done my research on Jc yet, and I think we already know what we know about. Camilla Harris. This she's not gonna... There's stuff to look into about her. I mean, maybe the cop stuff, but not
really... And we all know it already, but J Vance of famed conservative, re like cock Jd D Vance ma'am, Jd Vance is like Turbo ted cruz in terms of being open humiliated by Donald Trump and critical of Donald Trump. And then just fallen in line when it turns to his benefit. Like, it is Man, what a slug Jd Vance says, What a slug and an author of a terrible book? Barely my going through. Past sentiments he's had and just straight up the deleting them to which people are posting the
receipts. Saying like, oh, do you do you Do you still not think this? And do you not think Donald Trump is the American Hitler anymore now that your political career? Relies on you cow to him. You coward? Yeah. Exactly. I cannot stand that in politics. I can listen. I get at politics as, like, a nice fight and a phone booth and your position has to change, and no 1 ends up being happy with who they become when they get involved in politics. But this, like, total...
Look if you are ever in a position in your life or you have to make such a sin coward out of yourself, find a new line of work. I think it's really disgusting. And I think it's happening. It... I mean, especially from like 20 16 20 20 it happened on the right a lot, but it's still happening. It's not good. It's not good and his book is bad. But I'm thinking Vp no for Matthew. Let's see. I'm I I wanna money ball this a little bit. Okay. So who gets on... Who gets on base?
Yeah. I wanna think of who can we vp, like kind of... We we want someone of who's popular. Right? Like, someone who has named recognition someone who's been in the space, but someone whose stock is, like, undervalued right now. And honestly I does it probably doctor disrespect. Probably, like probably like a mcconnell disrespect ticket, yeah. Nothing too controversial about that, I suppose. Yeah. No. I I think that's, you know, I'll send Matthew I'll send him a beep. See what he says. Wow.
Yeah. You know, a disrespect. Capturing that young vote, Mc comma, of course, capturing that. Oh this guy gonna do a notebook with me. Vote. And that's that's the key demographics you need to become president of that here White House. Yeah. Doctor just perspective is definitely trying to capture a young something, and we hope it's the vote. Yep. And, of course, the the the Biden campaign, okay. He... Here's your weekly Biden quote.
I know what a black job is. It's the vice president of the United States. I don't know. Here's a here's a a sentence is being shared about Biden. He spoke of the n convention, and that is a quote from that. And, apparently, people are are eaten up they really like that quote. It's a good quote, you know. But the current buzz is that Biden is seriously considering ins. Term limits for supreme court justices limiting their power. That'd be cool. Oh, yeah. Seriously considering it. I
it's never gonna happen. Here's an article to, from, how do you pronounce this? Rudder Reuters. Roy really? Yeah. It's really Reuters. That sounds like That sounds like a a people who do Droids. No. It seems like a gui. Hem Reuters. Yeah, Reuters Rights, and and the filing is just Reuters. There's no human to to to... Give. That's him this. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. He's 1 guy. He's a he's a machine. He's like that shrink inflation guy. We talked about.
Cool. Yeah. So Biden to announce support for major supreme Court reforms. So just the Washington post. Cool. I mean it'll never happen, but God, I hope it happens. He's proposing it. Why not? Let's do it. Yeah. Do it. Also pack the court. Also, I mean, according to the court, Biden you now presidential immunity so do it. Deport to them. Find the justices you don't like deport them, get 07:20 year olds in there. And make it lifetime appointment. I guess don't change that. Yeah. I
guess. So... I don't On the discussion of packing the courts, it it is time to expand the the courts. Because time, there are 9 supreme court justice, and that was supposed to reflect or it was a pure coincidence that there were also 9 levels of court system in this country Well, there's now 13 levels of court? So why are they're not 13 supreme Court justices. I mean, I I think expanding and packing the court is if you really wanna play the game, it's how you gotta play it, but I don't
think anyone's willing to do that. Because the thing is won't you start playing Willy Nilly with this Supreme Court expanding it, packing it, limiting powers and putting term limits on Supreme Court justices, I I think once you start touching the Supreme Court, you're on a slippery slope to abolishing the Supreme Court, which to be fair, all for it. Get rid of it. Who cares. Yeah. Eliminates it's weird power of judicial review where it can just say, oh, yeah. That's wrong.
Yeah. Limit the ability of this body of 9 people who depending on the president is just a political project to up end the rule of law in the country for the rest of our lives. Right. It just seems bad. Yeah. It's not good. I say abolish it. I hate the supreme court. Get that shit out of here. Get it out of here. He says, Get chase oliver in there. Supreme oliver. Oh, man, that'd be so good. Just 1 supreme court justice, and it's Chase Oliver. Yeah. He's a man.
He's a man named Chase Oliver. I come to you now as a man. Telling you how to rule, and I am making it so 100 percent of drag brunch are okay for kids, See. There you go. What's the 1 percent he's talking about there? Oh, it's jazz brunch. Oh, drag jazz. He's okay with drag and he's mostly fine with jazz, but the drag jazz, he thinks... That's just where you're grooming kids. Yeah. He's like, once you get a flu horn in there, that's a problem. Yeah. I don't know what the art for this
episode is going to be You know? I think there's only 1 answer. What? Just that beautiful photo of trump with his hand raised being like fight fight. No. We're just made most beautiful picture the ever most powerful picture ever got taken. Hard hard pass. Someone beautiful picture of whatever gonna take in. I'm gonna do a collage of Matthew Mc mckenna hay. Yeah. No. That'd be pretty good. Matthew Mc mckenna and Chase Oliver. Yes. It's gonna be... I'm gonna I'm gonna
enter my war haul phase. And just do different shades of color on their 2 phases. And you you won't be able to find pictures of Chase Oliver, so it has to be, like, a collage and of Google search bar of who is Jay Oliver. Yeah. There we go. Memory? He's our man. I... We had this whole thing where we want to talk about a joke being made, but I'd... We've spent this last hour not making jokes. Are are we supposed to make a joke?
Well, there was a famous joke that got made and now of funny rock band might break up? Oh, you're talking about 10 nation's d. Yeah. They're... They were playing a show on tour. Jack Black turned to Kyle Gas and said make a wish, and Kyle Gas said don't miss Trump next time, and then Jack Black freaked out, cancel the tour and seems to be breaking the breaking up for some reason? Yeah. It's interesting. Jack Black and 10 termination
c, were... Actually, maybe just Jack Black was poised to do this rock the vote concert. All dates of that have been canceled as well. And that might have been outside of the 10 nation's d sort of dealings. But, yeah. He's freaking out because his his longtime band member Kyle Gas. They were a dual, of course, made, you know, a joke as a comedian would make. Yeah. And, yeah, all 10 donations d tour dates have been canceled. Those are war world
tour, Australia. They're they were heading into Australia. This was a real... This is going to affect the tour moment. The quote, disgraced x, backs street point member. This is gonna ruin the tour. Here's my thing. It's like, I... The jokes not not funny. Is it the funniest thing I've ever heard? No? It's like a 2 out of 10 funny maybe. Maybe like a 1 out of 10 funny. Is it like a too soon thing? That can be debated.
Yeah. I think it is maybe a too soon thing, but also like, I feel like Jack black's, star has risen significantly higher than kyle gases and Jack Black has a lot to protect. You know, as far as his career goes, so I think distancing himself from this canceling the tour, etcetera. I think I think like, in his best interest. What what it is? I think what it is is he's kung panda on and his bowser. Like, he's he's he got really big. Yes, but really big in the kids entertainment industry. And, yeah.
It can't be associated with calling for the death of political people. And voice a funny martial art panda. Yeah. Kung fu panda can't be advocating for political violence. And listen, I love Kyle Gas, I think between the 2 of them. 1 kinda like, stayed and under the radar musical alt comedian and 1 didn't. And, you know, I think sensibilities is just collided. I think Jack Black has a lot to protect. He's, I don't know, he probably as a...
Mortgage on some 8000000000000 dollar house that he needs to protect, so I get it, I guess. He's got a family too. And like... He's gotta provide for them we also gotta admit, like, in the media landscape, like, whether or not you admit the joke is funny, which let's be real. It is once again, it's not super funny. It's pretty hack honestly. It's it's like kinda crunchy hack Like, it's not not funny.
It's a valid joke, but you know that the media would want to tear jack black apart for his association with it. Oh, somebody on X, they they posted a still from Tiktok. So not the video for from the concert with the caption, Jack Black just said don't miss Trump next time. And they immediately got comedian noted Comedian noted community noted. To say, like, it was kinda gas. The band member who said that, Jack Left didn't say that. And it, yeah. He's too easy at target
because he... He's, you know, fairly big at this point. Yeah. He's huge. Kids love him. He's politically connected, like, his presence is, like seen and, like, rock the vote stuff. So I get it, people would try to tear him down, you know, the farther, the higher up somebody is, the more people wanna tear them down. It was a... I tremendous mis on kyle gases part. But also, I kinda can't blame them. You put a microphone on my face, and I'm a comedian, I kinda wanna say something funny.
Once again, It's not the funniest thing in the world, but we have to admit. It does register as funny. There were people do a 09:11 jokes on 09:12. Like it is there's a sickness in comedian and that if there is potential for a thing to be funny, there the... You don't... There's no strength. Well, here's Here's my composition. I hear. I'm pro. September eleventh choke on September 12. You can react to them how you want, and you cannot like them. But they're not like, illegal.
You you shouldn't have, I think, Australia trying, like, kick 10 out for the comment like, I don't think joke should ever be illegal, you can make jokes about whatever you want to. It's the people to decide if it's funny or not. What's like what's Yeah. You you can make jokes at any time about anything. It's up to people to decide if it's okay. And not, like, have their... Now it sounds like I'm being, like, an anti cancel culture guy and I'm not. Cancel culture is...
Right because that's just consequences for your words and deeds, but, like, oh, no, man. And I feel like it should be okay to make what's really and funny joke. What's really weird is that Australia is weight, Like, the the government of Australia, the the powers that be there, the politicians what have you are weighing in at all. Yeah. Agreed. It it's like, hey. Shut up. We don't care. About the joke? Why are you sending back our our comedian for making a joke that we don't care
about. Yeah. It's it's so stupid. I don't know. I I don't see Kyle... Well actually, I do kinda see Kyle Gas getting out of this 1. Okay. And probably Jack Black as well, They just probably won't work together anymore and Kyle guys will have to survive off of his to me. Just steal money for the rest of his life, and I hope it buys him a lot of weed. End of an era, You know, no more Td. Yeah. I grew up with 10. I remember when I like used to really like their music.
I mean, granted this was also my... Slightly post weird a period. No. And now I'm in my weird A renaissance. The and, and. He's making Tiktok videos. Oh, is. You know, they're not particularly good. It's hard to be spontaneous like that. It it really is. It's it's hard to be funny in the way Weird Ale is funny, but, like, re like a lot, you know, like posting 1 every couple days. It's tough. Yeah. It's hard to be funny on demand like that. Honestly, that's why Kyle Gas in this situation. It's
hard to be funny on demand. Sometimes you say some shit. Yeah. Like I said, the the most the most natural instincts for any comedian that happens to just say the thing. Regardless of you... Whether or not you think it's funny or not. So he probably just said the thing. Yeah. I mean, I... Honestly, if you did that me, I probably would said it to. So I get it. Kyle Gas, I hope you do well, Jack black, you trader. No, I get it. I just feel bad for everyone involved. Yeah. Is Jack Black Mega?
Is a take that I've been seeing all over the place. I'm like, no. He just has a career to think about. Yeah. Yeah. He's being protective this career. He wears a Biden shirt. And, like, even support... Like, he went to Biden rally and and showed up and, you know, what gonna do. Yeah. You have to... Do you get gotta idea what you gotta do? What good do. B bowser. He he saw those nintendo dollars just
disappearing. You know, I wonder what they would do if Chris Pratt came out and he's like, I wouldn't miss Joe biden or whatever Chris Pratt might say, would they... No. He'd probably have a pretty nice career bump, you know? Yeah. And that'd be like, hey. We weren't going to do this. We just decided we're doing the Garfield movie too. Mh. To give you 50000000 dollars. And this one's gonna have normal in it and your normal. You're both Garfield and normal 100000000 dollars. An
extra fifth. Yeah. We're doubling it to a hundred million. And you're o. 15, a hundred and 50000000. Hundred 15000000 dollars. Hundred and 50000000 dollars. Unfortunately, John is doctor disrespect. And he's getting 200 through by. He has to get more. You know, he's is... He has a career to think about. He's got a career to think about. And he has a wife who we cheated on. He has a wife who cheated on a minor he groomed. He's basically got a family. He basically has a family. Oh, boy.
So there is nothing funnier than the doctor disrespect stuff. Henry, I feel like we might be done. I feel like I'm circling the drain and I'm I'm getting closer and closer to saying some kyle gas level shit, the later it gets. Yeah. I'm closing my tabs, except for the picture of Matthew Mc mcconnell hay that I stare at every time we close out the podcast. Of course, Long may he reign? Long may he reign, King of Texas, I call him, America has no kings say the 1. Yeah. We have.
Unfortunately, we also have the King of California. Who's that? Of, the King of California, John Goodman? Chop. He lives in New Orleans. Yeah. Well, he rules from a far, the sun never sits on the Goodman Empire. Okay. He lives in New Orleans really? Yeah. It he's a very famous New orleans, ian. U. Party boy. Yeah. He likes the food. He's a party boy little po boy boy bart party boy. The the podcast goes. The less I can breathe. Le. Get a bit
little hurricane in that John goodman. Maybe you'll throw him back 1 time Pad hurricanes, if you know, you know. If you know you know, don't get the shark attack from any of the shitty tourist bars. In a hurricane from pad. That's the only 1. Skip the hand grenades. Get the hurricane from pad. Honestly, if you're in New orleans get a. Not like a frozen treat zachary, but the 1 that's just like rum and lime and
simple syrup yum. That's you. And by hepa, I mean, Pat O'brien, but nobody says the full name just add square and you'll be mug. Sorry. And nobody like Padding. Yeah. Oh Padding 3 in New Orleans? No. I think it's in Brazil for some reason. Interesting. You know, New Orleans is the Brazil of America. Thank you. And I think it's time we call this an episode sorry if we were in our usual Jo cells. That's what happens when you shoot it, ex presidents. Yeah. So I guess, here's your lesson populous.
Don't do that, so we can be funny. Yeah. Let me tell you. I am bush. I had to book back here from Pennsylvania. Oh, what? The way you phrase that made it sound like we were tired of because we shot out for see we can't be funny because some at a former ex precedent. Yeah. At my time in Pennsylvania had nothing to do with that. I was looking at the Pennsylvania Dutch. Exactly. And if I were going to shoot at a president Okay getting there now. 1... No. I... I've never shut to gun on
my wallet. It would be really stupid. I wouldn't do that. I would never try to kill a person. Good. Yeah. That's that's progress, Henry. We've made real progress here during today's session. Thank you for attending my therapy session. I like to record them and not monetize them because we're not getting any money from this, but publicized them, I guess. I would kill a person. We've made real progress here today, John. In self defense. You're finally standing up for yourself.
Wow. This is a didn't realize that an evil therapist. What? You're being assertive. You're taking control the situation. You have the nice. Yeah I'm taking ultimate control of the situation. And I think with that, I'm gonna let you tell our dear fam how to get in contact with us. That's right. If you're the secret service d team, and you'd like to get in contact with us about bus your good name I'm sure and listen. To be in the secret service, it's probably a hard job. You
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