Hello, Aaron and Katie here. Welcome to our Bumper Bloopers of Season 2 episode. We are coming up to 10,000 downloads, Katie. Wow, that's a big number. It is a big number. We have decided to give a little bit extra in this episode, so we are going to be listening to our own mistakes and then we'll be commenting on them. Well, I'll be commenting on them. To give you a little bit of background or
some maybe some Easter eggs in there as well. It was near the Easter. It is near the Easter, but by the time we do this, it'll be near the Easter. Yeah, you take ages. Alright, cue to music. This isn't art. This is a monstrosity. Seriously, what's with that face? It's a mix between sexual excitement and a grimace. Like, he's just had his tunnel pot, Dr. Brighory. Like, he's just had his tunnel pot, tunnel funnel. It's not fucking tunnel, is it? No. Can't read.
Do you want to walk us through that one? Well, first of all, first of all, festive farrondon, yeah? Yeah. It's a yearly event. In real life. In real life. In farrondon. And there's a Thomas the Tank Engine. Yeah. That's pulled along by a truck and Santa rides on the back of Thomas. Yeah. Every year. And you decided to make your own Thomas. And in my defence, Aaron hogs the laptop so I can never read properly.
But that was actually our only error on episode one. We flew through that episode. Unlike these next batch of bloopers, which are from episode two. And the first one only comes about seven seconds into recording. I don't know what we was on that night. No, you wanted traditional. You wanted to do festive farrondon properly. So we're using a proper tree. And the best place to search for one. For one. For one. Didn't wear that sentence. It was going. Stop heart heart. You can't even do it anyway.
Oh, some of your fluid draining must eat vitamin vitamin B. Vitamin B. I know you've been waiting for this moment. Try that clunky-ass key in the tower door. I'll put it in the same bit. Yeah, no. What did you ever go, right? Why leaving? It depends if yours is better. We're the same weight now and I've got the key to the hat. So that means I'm the key master. So go on. Assume the position. I'm the key master. Fine. Dude, I can't because I was laughing.
Why are you grinning? Because this is so fucking cool. This is like... I didn't expect to do this bit of hat laughing. Your favourite blooper from episode two? Well, it wasn't really blooper but my dog week effect was fucking awesome. I don't know why he didn't use it. I have saved that for use for later on. In case I get stuck. Put a lot of effort into that. I think my favourite one was the part where I was meant to take the Mickey out of your voice when you
said I'm the key master. And then I somehow just let my mouth go and just do that. Because it was... Like a child, yes. You are like a child. Because it was unscripted. I think it set you off. It certainly set me off. I wasn't expecting it. I was reading the script from afar because I can never see the screen. I've never killed anyone before. I noticed it. I noticed it... I noticed it... Yeah, for fuck me. For fuck me. They are. That's one from me. That was from episode four.
Oh, finally. It's not all me, you know. No, that was for fuck me. For fuck me. Well, it's totally got tongue twisted. It's not as good as this one. This is the famous Is it? Is that? Is that scenario from episode four? If you've not heard, strap yourself in. Is it? Thanks. I'll be okay. Just some bad dreams. Happy new year, by the way. Is it? Wow. Is it? Is it now? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? How shall I do that? Is it? Is it? Is it? No. Is that?
You sound like... Oh, remember two time Tim. And I... No, maybe you should make that just two with no. No, until we get on that. I'll find you later. Is it? I don't see the right at that time. What's wrong with you? I've got the key chords now. Stop it. Why is this stop-re-ing? Not listening, right? Go. Is it? No, that's... Why is wrong? It's just two words in a question mark. I don't know if you've got the key chords. Come on, it's four letters and a question mark. Right, don't cry.
I'm actually crying. I actually need to leave the room. I need to leave the room. Oh, my girls are fast. Is it so low? Is it so low, Joe? Right, go. Is it? Wow. Goodbye to the suckiest year ever. So when you go, you go. Yeah, I just get the giggles and the can't stop. And then every time you say whatever it is, it's tickle me. It just gets me every time. Even though when I was saying it properly. Yeah, because I was expecting it to go to that. I do remember now looking back at that part.
It's home improvement, isn't it? Yeah, home improvement. Tall time, Tim. That noise, yeah. It sounds like that. Yeah, it does. OK, it does. Yeah, like that. All right. All right. What the fuck? Are you actually seriously dragging me to sofa over that door with me still on it? I said it all wrong. And you actually dragged me. That was the part where we're in the new house, the farmhouse at Longcott. And I'm dragging you over a basement full of zombies on a sofa.
Yeah, because I broke my foot and I couldn't move. Yeah. You actually did drag me. I did drag you. On the chair that I was sitting on to record. Did I tell you about that? You didn't tell me you were going to drag me, didn't you? That's why I got stout and I couldn't say I'm alive. I was like, you're actually dragging me. No, you're actually dragging me. Well, if you didn't do it and I didn't do it, what the fuck did? Is there a z-up there that's evolved enough to know that I'd open a door?
Close a door. It drank. Yeah. Is there a z-up there? That was me in episode six playing drunk. Were you actually drunk though? No. You couldn't speak. No, I was just trying to play drunk. Well, you played it a bit too well. That's a bunzapper in the shape of a tennis racket. Yeah, we used to have one. They were pretty effective, weren't they? At Kidding Flies. Yeah. I'm not sure how you'll do versus the undead. Gives a go. Do you want some weapon training with that?
I'm not going to actually hit you. Yeah. So you got to hit me and then I kind of fuck that thing. So, aren't you? That's impressive. Not impressive. So, episode six again, that was using our bog zapper. For all the flies. For all the flies that were coming in during the summer when we was recording this thing. And you were supposed to hit me. Yeah. But you were... I thought you were taking the opportunity. Yeah, but you wanted to me to hit you with it turned on.
Yes. No. No. Well, I'm very grateful. How do I explain that to the police? Not anything's going to leave marks. I don't have to scream. The noise from just moving along is going to attract the zeds from everywhere. You never know. Maybe a rag and bone man will turn up. Those guys would have definitely survived the napocalypse. Rabboo. No. Like this. Rabboo. Rabboo. You made it for doing it with me. You didn't say that in the script. It does. No, it doesn't.
It says Aaron Huckett, rag and bone man noise and laughs. Me taking the script literally. Yeah. If you don't write it down or don't say it. Basically. Yeah, I could hear you going as soon as we started that rag and bone. I do the southern England version of rag and bone. Oh, no, come on. It's a bit different. Nothing off. No, it's not. No, it's not. Perhaps we could try again, but this time cover you in pillows.
If you think I'm going to go me, if you think I'm going for all that again, I'll give you a fucking moment. I'll give you a fucking moment. I'll give you a fucking moment. All right, I did probably. Is it my little, my little, my little, my little, my little, my little, I can't speak half norvenin, half seven. I don't, don't know, somewhat. If you think I'm going for that again, I'll give you a fucking moment. Hi. That's a neat little thing again. Malit, malit, malit. Say malit me, though.
Malit me, though. I run this pretty, just coffee everywhere. If you listen into the bloopers. All right, do I try again or just cover that? I'm not gonna be as fine. Too again, I can't say, mull it. I'm not gonna be as fine. Mull it. Mull it, malit. Mull it. It's a mull it. I'm a cockney, all right? I'm not an oven at any more. Any more. Any more. Any more. Right. Shh. If you think I'm going through that all that again, I'll give you a fucking mull it. I can't do it. They say malit.
I can't do it. I can't do it. It's just, it's changed it to... Same words. If you think I'm going through that again, I'll change your hairstyle. Just same words, just... Just naturally, not oven. It's fine, hang on. I'll give you a fucking mull it. Mull it. Mull it. It's a mull it. I'll give you a fucking mull it. Mull it. I don't think about it. Mull it. Mull it. Mull it. Mull it. Mull it. What is it? Mull it. Mull it. Mull it. Mull it. Mull it. I can't fucking feel my cheeks. Breathe, Katie.
Breathe. So what's with words beginning with M? It's not just M. It's just certain words that I don't use very often in my life. True. Like, Mull it. And meet love. You just come out naturally in Orvan. If you don't know, it used to be in Orvan. And then move down south when I was 15. I had to change the way I spoke so that people would understand me. In Orvan as everywhere that emigrated down south. Emigrated, yeah. Emigrated, yeah. They would sympathise.
If I was a sufferer moving up north, I wouldn't care. You wouldn't change anything. Carry on talking until I got beat up. Exactly. But yeah, meet love from Mull it. I can't do them. I can't do them. OK. I'm just actually trying to push you even. OK. OK. I can't do it if I'm geekily. OK. Remember, I was on me. You're flying me off. I'm not trying to push me out of that. OK. So that's one from episode seven. We meant to be having a pretend fight.
But the idea was that we had some sound effect and grunts in an actual pushing contest. And we just couldn't hold a straight face. No, because you weren't really fighting back. You were just pushing into me. So I was just pushing into you. So then it was like a tug of war. Who's going to push each other over first? Yeah, to eat. And the film's about you're going to love eating bread. Well, what about a bit peckish? What do we eat? Humans. Humans. Humans. Humans. Humans. Humans. Can humans.
Fucking humans. Edna's voice is really hard to do when you were young and... Viral? Viral was me. Well, Viral, maybe not. But young, I have a young voice and it's not aged very much. No, it hasn't. It's be fair. And you did a grand job. I have to say, I made it extremely difficult. It was really difficult. I had long scripts to reel off. You would have had a lot longer because originally, I had planned for that episode to be a solo episode, so just you on your own. Thanks.
Thanks for chipping in with your little topant's worth. And it was meant to be about a 15 minute long episode. It was more my roast. Oh, so you wanted the longest episode we've ever done. So load by me, as Edna. Cheers for that, Aaron. But then I thought, I'll give Katie a break and I'll write the character a thread, give you sound from the bounce off of, and make the job easier on you.
But you did, you know, there were occasions during the recording where you struggled to keep up with the voice, and that was a, that was the example. Yeah, Trevor, 20 minute break at one point. You had lost it completely. We did the most research for that one as well. We did. Always technically asked around on Twitter. We're not actors, as you can tell. We're not actors. This is just fun. But we did a lot of research on how to sound old, how to create that older, sounding voice.
And you did amazing at the end. This one's from episode 9. Most impractical find ever. Why are we even using these? They do the job. It doesn't matter that they're pink with both highs. The age range. The age range. Age range. Age range. I think you've edited out your bloopers from the bloopers. I've got plenty of bloopers to come. Trust me on that. Oh, I mean, you should because you put in a coffee iron. At one? No. I'm not kissing in. Two. I've got my shoe. Two? But why is you?
Three, four, Dave. I think fit on the floor. Well, that was just a breaking play, wasn't it? Yeah, that was just recording between the two. Yeah. But we left it in for the funnies. I'm excited. Again. I'm excited. Oh, that's wonderful. That's perfect. A daughter. Who plays the talky walky voice. We sat down for maybe five, ten minutes, got to record eight different phrases. Four, the character of the talky walkies. And she did absolutely fantastic. Right. Episode 10, I think we're on now.
Wanna go there? I did this last time. Wanna go home? You go home, Chumris Gray. Definitely. That's all right. When I said I did this last time, it's because we did some reading before recording. And I made that same mistake as I did in the reading. Some people learned from their mistakes, Aaron. St. Cro sniffing. St. Cro sniffing. St. Cro sniffing. St. Cro sniffing. St. Cro sniffing. St. Cro sniffing. St. Cro sniffing. And that was the very rare, rarely seen, rarely heard, synchronised sniff.
Oh, he didn't do it that time. No, I wasn't expecting that. You're unready. No. Very, very rare. It is very rare. If you get two people in the room, it's highly unlikely that they'll sniff at the same time. Yeah. I mean, they'll both sniff, but at the same time, no. It's just a little bit. So we had to capture that on film. On film. On audio film. We could use some of the most cautious. Look at the size of this one. I could club a seal with. I'm a deinterrupted. I don't know if I did it.
Instead, there was an awkward silence. What seals? We're not even at the seaside. This is Western Superman. Where do you think we are? I couldn't see the script because you hugged the laptop. So I didn't realise I was meant to be interrupting you. I just think it's quite funny when we just riff about making Western Superman sound like this magical place that seals us. It's got seals. Probably unicorns and warruses hanging about. Yeah. Yeah, they're down by the pier. We've never seen them.
Oh, buttocks. We've been spotted. Let's pack a... Pack a... Pack a... Pack a... Pick up the big one. Again, me just bouncing off of your mistakes. Not enough to say on that. Most said, they're still heading this way though. We've got about 20 seconds. Can we hold them off? No, this many. They'll easily have this band on its side. Did it again? That was all for that, actually. Not this many. They'll easily have this... They'll easily have this band on its side. Not this many.
They'll easily have this band on its side. On its side, on its side. But this one's out. Ugh. Not this many. They'll easily have this band on its side. Wouldn't just say... Tip the van over. Tip the van. Yeah, hit it, hit it. Not this many. They'll just tip the van over. Bow. Yeah. You see, sometimes I run. You just over complicate things. Scrip changes on the fly. The water is muddier. Oh, he shits alive. How the fuck is it still alive? Ew, it's all slimy. Oh, there's a hand in there.
Yeah, mine. Oh, Jesus. That's what you wanted, right? Yeah. But don't laugh, okay. You're gonna get wet. Oh, Jesus, wear. It's good. That's a good effect though. Just don't laugh. One more time. I'm getting your box all wet. It won't make a sound then. If you were soggy. Oh, Jesus, wear. Perfect. Can we get a mop? No, we're live or rolling. No, we need a mop. It's a frozen wet now. Why does it always meet us to sit on the wet patch? Your screens are wet.
That was actually my favourite bit of everything we've recorded so far. Really? Yeah, I really enjoyed recording that. Just because you had a chance to splash water in it. Oh, yes, like a big kid playing in Paddlepool. No, it was just fun to like get it in the water. No, it was just fun to like get it right. Sometimes we have to make our own sound effects. We've come up with a washing bowl full of water and a box for that episode. Just to do a couple of things that just weren't out there.
And the idea was you put your hand in and then you put it out quickly. And then you did it. You've got everything completely wet. Yeah, everything was soaked. There was a massive pedal of water on the floor. It was fun to do that. But we carried on when we had electricity all over the place. We carried on. Yeah. Loose wires everywhere. Do not try this at home. Just clean up. We do this so you don't have to. So you're seriously a fairer part? Yeah, I really enjoyed that. Oh, wicked.
That's so cool. Okay, last at the blue person. We tried to do an East Ender Style drum roll out of some musical instruments. It didn't quite pan out. No. Not as you planned. No, I was going to slow it down in edit. But even then it didn't really well, you'll find out you'll hear why. The basic idea was to let a box of musical instruments owned by our children fall off the bench onto the floor. And it would then create an instrument. Dramatic sound. Yeah, style of duff duff duff duff duff.
But it didn't work at all. This is what it actually sounded like. Do we need any stenders, style, duff duff after that bit? I could just tip this box of instruments over and see what happens. Do it. Yeah, that'll do. It's not done yet. It's not even done. Spooky. Anti-climactic. It was. And spooky. Yeah, the bit at the end, the tambourine fell over on its own. Dude, I don't have to, you know, I have to imagine that. I'm so, but her trust us. So that's it.
That's the season over and there are our bloopers all laid bare. Thank you ever so much for listening. We will be back for a season free trailer in February. Until next time, fellow survivors, Locky doors, because we're coming back. Dude. Dude. Where's that duff duff box? Let's try again. My bow, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.