Your Parenting Podcast

A comedic view on parenting. Lots of funny and embarrassing stories, venting about parenthood, and everything in between with lots of foul language. About kids but definitely not for kids.

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Episodes

Episode 42: Smoke shops and Sleestaks

Let's talk about CBD oil and shitty bosses!

May 13, 2021•26 min

Episode 41: Nose candy and puke towels

Let's talk about candy up the nose and road trips with the dog.

Apr 11, 2021•32 min

Episode 40: Pandas and Peach's Castle

Let's talk about politics, religion and TV shows.

Nov 18, 2020•35 min

Episode 39: Squid beak and go-karts

Let's talk TP, home renovations and go-karts!

Oct 22, 2020•29 min

Episode 38: Mars robots and floor nuggets

I talk about the joys of potty training. Plus we have a new edition to the family here in the year of no chill.

Sep 29, 2020•34 min

Episode 37: Nerd voice and catching 'em all

I talk about being an old student and catching Pokemon.

Aug 17, 2020•26 min

Episode 36: Dog bites and making whoopie

Wonder why I haven't mentioned the dog? Find out in this episode!

Jul 30, 2020•31 min

Episode 35: Manly firemen and skipping breakfast

I talk about trying to get healthy and almost burning my house down.

Jun 04, 2020•30 min

Episode 34: Icebergs and Zimbabwe

Let's go on a cruise! I talk about the anniversary cruise we took and the paranoia of owning an Alexa echo (oh god she's listening).

May 20, 2020•32 min

Episode 33: Ancient glass and apocalypse bingo

I talk about continuing quarantine, great weather, and the boys' eating habits.

May 08, 2020•31 min

Episode 32: Crisis schooling and extra chins

Guess who's back?! O know it's been a few months. I promise not to leave you like that again. Please take me back? In this one I talk about staying home and staying sane and adapting to the "new normal".

May 01, 2020•30 min

Episode 31: Ronto wraps and Irish steam whistles

I talk about kindergarten readiness in "This week in parenting", I give a sneak peek of the new Starwars attraction at Disney, and dabble in lotto dreams.

Aug 16, 2019•39 min

Episode 30: Dr. Knobbyknuckles and screaming over cookies

I may have a kidney stone. Added a new segment and I actually try to be serious for several minutes in a row.

Aug 02, 2019•40 min

Episode 29: Zara the destroyer and brain yoga

The dog has a night terror and I talk about being a big fat fatty.

Jun 08, 2019•34 min

Episode 28: Vicious Poodles and Lovebugs

I get attacked by a dog, plus goddamn lovebugs.

May 21, 2019•33 min

Episode 27: Anger management and turd bananas

Let’s chat about broken bones, anger issues and the goddamn dog.

May 08, 2019•37 min

Episode 26: Pony rides and street food

I talk about the joys of tent assembly and eating things off the street.

Apr 26, 2019•41 min

Episode 25: Blood spiders and vulva wipes

Got a new doctor, a new job, and probably a disorder or two. We took the dog to the vet. She’s fine. All the pizza sucks now. Enjoy!

Apr 17, 2019•36 min

Episode 24: Old popcorn and graffiti

Fun times at county fairs, stupid graffiti and international listeners!

Mar 29, 2019•41 min

Episode 23: Escaping from the zoo and things I like

I talk about the joys of potty training a puppy, being annoyed at self checkout, and I even try to evolve the show and add a new segment!

Mar 21, 2019•40 min

Episode 22: Homeschooling and meat swords

I give my opinion on homeschooling, fine dining, and teething.

Mar 12, 2019•29 min

Episode 21: Cherokee tomatoes and hair of the dog

Listen to me complain about being sick, growing a garden, and cleaning up pet hair.

Mar 05, 2019•26 min

Episode 20: Rectum TV and giraffe blood

A bonus episode! I felt bad that the quality of the last one was shit, so now you grt to hear me ramble about how i used to be cool, being an asshole in traffic, and shitty cable.

Feb 22, 2019•31 min