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Your New Best Friends

Tabby and Mike podcasters.spotify.com
Looking for sarcastic, witty banter to pass the day by? Call in or write us an email on the interactive Your New Best Friends Podcast. All submissions are anonymous from listeners just like you. Join us for weekly episodes. Fill that void in your life and find your tribe.
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Episodes

She probably has salty knees

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The pair is back this week off their lovely honeymoon! Did you miss them? Tune in to catch this week’s plot twist and also hear Tabby’s terrible explanation of the movie “Ghost” with Patrick Swayze and Whoopie Goldberg. W...

May 17, 202242 minSeason 5Ep. 9

I'm sitting in my house with my fingers in my mouth

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week as they have a meaningful first date together. The two see if they’re a good fit. This episode is part of a 2 series episode. Catch the plot twist next month. Want to be part of the show? Write in a...

Apr 19, 202234 minSeason 5Ep. 6

Marty K & The Equality B!tches

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week as they start the episode with Tabby’s interesting adventures in Center City, Philadelphia. The two follow up with a hand written speech from Mike on his “new art adventure” starring a known and lo...

Mar 07, 202252 minSeason 5Ep. 8

You're getting juice everywhere

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week as they open up with a fun game of “What did you mean by that??” The two recap Tabby’s Florida adventures and end the show talking about an@l beads and what to do if your friend pitches a pants tent...

Feb 07, 202245 minSeason 5Ep. 7

I'm not putting him in my mouth unless it gets physical

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week as they discuss what 3 albums and artists’ music they would steal if they were sent 40 years back in time. The two end the show discussing an FML topic of whether someone is entitled to “special” s...

Jan 10, 202252 minSeason 5Ep. 6

What's your scent? Despair and avocados?

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this month as they open with a voicemail from a prisoner in Florida! The duo are glad to know their outreach spreads far and wide, to all types of audiences. They begin the episode with an unruly Ama...

Dec 06, 202146 minSeason 5Ep. 5

Eat Out Rock 'VS' The Nomad Humper

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Welcome the best friends back after their “short” 6 month hiatus! This episode the two play catch-up with one another and Mike has a true field day roasting Tabby on her dating scene over the last 6 months. To quote Mike,...

Nov 08, 202155 minSeason 5Ep. 4

Who thinks you could possibly be too fat for gravity?

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends with their first submission from a listener who recently moved in with their partner and keeps catching them in white lies. Is this a red flag? Their second submission is from a listener who wants to...

Apr 12, 202138 minSeason 5Ep. 3

I think we all have a little Jack Sparrow in us

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who got a tattoo behind their parent’s back and now they’re car-less. Whomp whomp. Their second submission is from a listener who watched two friends end ...

Apr 05, 202132 minSeason 5Ep. 3

Bonus Material: You smell like vinegar, do you Uber for Blimpies?

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with some bonus material they had saved! Their submission this week comes from another New Jersey based listener and pumping their own gas. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously...

Mar 29, 202124 minSeason 5Ep. 2

This is the Bluetooth of dildos

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends on their season 5 opener! They have a mystery to solve that happened at their job and need your help. Their submission this week is from a listener who is seeing their father’s friend and doesn’t kno...

Mar 22, 202128 minSeason 5Ep. 1

The Newlywed Game: On the same page, not the same paragraph

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends on their season 4 finale! They made it through 4 seasons together and decided to play the Newlywed Game to celebrate this anniversary. Their only submission this week is from a listener who noticed s...

Mar 15, 202140 minSeason 4Ep. 20

Lil Game Plan: “Blowin out backs & countin up stacks”

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who had a sexy rendezvous with someone and found out something after the fact from a friend and wanted some advice. Their second submission is fr...

Mar 08, 202130 minSeason 4Ep. 19

The Pyramid Game: Dogs that sound like German foods

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with the game Pyramid! Of course, it has the YNBF spin on it. They close up the episode with a submission from a listener who had their laundry bag raided when they left it overnight in their car. W...

Mar 01, 202143 minSeason 4Ep. 18

Life is good, you just need your underwear clean

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who was followed around in a store... but not for stealing. Did they over react? Their second submission is from a listener who went to do laundry and end...

Feb 22, 202132 minSeason 4Ep. 17

Watching my donk swing in my sweatpants

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who is getting a specific set of eyes on them every time they go on their nightly jog. They want to know if the best friends think this is a compliment. ...

Feb 15, 202134 minSeason 4Ep. 16

The movers took a bag of socks and the vibrator

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who is considering moving across country with their partner and isn’t sure how to get them fully on board with a new start in a new place. Their second su...

Feb 08, 202132 minSeason 4Ep. 15

A black bouquet after a break up

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who watched a 12 year old spit better game than them at a park. The listener is 24. Their second submission is from a listener who had a pet death and fel...

Feb 01, 202128 minSeason 4Ep. 14

Your hair is lice Barbados

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who found out they had an embarrassing issue from their hair stylist. Their second submission is from a listener who was mistaken for being homeless after being gi...

Jan 25, 202130 minSeason 4Ep. 13

Someone call Britney Spears cause that’s toxic

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who had an incident with a random 4 year old and their freshly purchased burger. Would you have handled it differently? Their second submission comes from...

Jan 18, 202134 minSeason 4Ep. 12

Groaning down there like a ghoul

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who wanted their grandmother to break up with a gold digger but ended up fooling everyone. Their second submission is from a listener who has some .... c...

Jan 11, 202141 minSeason 4Ep. 11

You have a permit for that wagon you’re draggin?

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who was offered body augmentation from a rich family member as a Christmas gift, but not on a part of their body they had hoped. Their second submission i...

Jan 04, 202138 minSeason 4Ep. 10

This burner phone is blowing up and I can’t have it

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who witnessed a hit and run and doesn’t want to get involved. Would you cough up the info? Their second submission is from a listener who has bee...

Dec 28, 202041 minSeason 4Ep. 9

I want the alphabet mafia on my side

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who accidentally spoiled their best friend’s surprise party. Whoops? Their second submission is from a listener who got a piercing and now can’t have sex ...

Dec 21, 202039 minSeason 4Ep. 8

Your rotund body took out the light fixtures

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who walked out of a restaurant after watching an employee do some questionable things with the food. Their second submission is from a listener who share...

Dec 14, 202039 minSeason 4Ep. 7

You better lawyer up, that cop touched my cooter

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** This just might be the silliest episode yet. Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who banned their partner’s best friend from the house. Think it’s fair? Their second submission is from a li...

Dec 08, 202048 minSeason 4Ep. 6

BONUS EPISODE!: Your New Best Friends meets Convosaries!

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they make a special guest appearance on CONVOSARIES! Convosaries is a YNBF podcast staple in our catalogue of ‘must listen to shows’. Trevon and RJ are two best friends who like to “disc...

Dec 04, 202048 minSeason 4Ep. 5

Care-free, fun-loving, I don't hit you, good vibes. Looking for real deal

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair with their first submission from a listener who had no choice but to call their ex after they got themselves in a tough situation. They are now dog-less. Their second submission is from a listener who accide...

Nov 30, 202038 minSeason 4Ep. 4

I would’ve killed for a mouth full of pubic hair in high school

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the pair this week with their first submission from a listener who had a rendezvous with a friend’s friend and is now face to face with them at dinner. What would you do? Their second submission is from a listener wh...

Nov 23, 202031 minSeason 4Ep. 3

Nothing holds sh!t like suede

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with a bit of a different episode. The pair discuss at great length whether having “skid marks” in your underwear is socially acceptable. Their first submission is from a listener who recently found...

Nov 16, 202037 minSeason 4Ep. 2
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