Episode 117...most shows would be losing steam by this point, but not YKS. On today's show, Mike and JF are talking getting up in the middle of the night to pee, ugly ass cats, what to do when your vacuum cleaner is totaled, and a little bit more. Clean up on Aisle Funny! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Research for the show is provided by Zeke. Cheers boys. This week on YKS Premium, the only show you get at the YKS Patreon page, Mike and J...
Sep 24, 2019•1 hr 32 min
Damn! The internet and the people on it and the stuff it does, in addition to the companies that created and abuse it, sure does suck ass. That's why we're here, doing the show, to explain why it's not good to write "douchebag" on your hoodie, or use YouTube subscriptions to match prospective partners. Because I guess these bozos couldn't figure it out on their own! I don't know! Just kidding, relax! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. This wee...
Sep 17, 2019•1 hr 17 min
Hey, I'm a podcaster, get me out of here! That's what you WON'T be thinking during this smash-mouth, mile a minute, or should we say MIKE a minute episode of the beloved improv comedy true crime podcast Your Kickstarter Sucks. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. These guys are the real daily fantasy. If you have information that could lead to the arrest of the person trying to steal my fuel points, please sign up for YKS Premium (safe). Listen ...
Sep 10, 2019•1 hr 18 min
Ohhhh our boys are juicin! And we love it, don't we folks? We love the big superheroes and how they save all the crying men. And the coffee! Fabulous. Just fabulous. This week on YKS, we revisit the majesty of Ernest P Worrell, puzzle at the compensation structure of modern national stage acts, and award the Pimp of the Day Award. Now that rocks. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. And if you'd like to hear more YKS, check out our Patreon page....
Sep 03, 2019•1 hr 31 min
Hey, it's Episode 113. Mind if we fuck around and accidentally make it really long for some reason? This week on YKS: Mike goes Dr. Manhattan and JF digs deep into the offerings on tap at Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky Tonk Bar & Grill. Plus we discuss some of the Mango Mussolini's best tweets, our approach to partying, and getting those beans. Download and listen to this show on this website. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Cheers guys. For ...
Aug 27, 2019•1 hr 59 min
Original YKS: Full Flavor returns with a jumbo episode on the seedy underworld of career inventors, the rising cost of apples, and the great shame of eating dinner. Plus, you know we had to do it to 'em (play the video from an annoying card game). Oh baby! What more could you ask for?! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more YKS, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium, the boys try some...
Aug 21, 2019•1 hr 41 min
On a very special YKS, Mike and JF put the bullshit to the side to talk turkey with friend of the show Nick Ciarelli and his very funny boss Bradford Evans. You've probably seen their kick ass videos on Twitter, and now it's time to hear them talk about porno and the Krassenstein Bros. Then, later on in the show, two different people come on who we haven't met before. Their names are Xander and Lorenzo (different names, see) and they're Frankie Muniz's managers. They've got a thick stack of scri...
Aug 13, 2019•1 hr 17 min
Did somebody say games???? Oh baby. You know JF and DB are pullin' up a chair. That's right, we're sitting in chairs this episode...but wait a minute, I'm getting some serious couch vibes from this ep! Uh oh!! Better check it out. Now that's what I call, the stuff to write in the episode description box. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks boys. And for more of our shit, check out YKS Premium. We'd appreciate it, and also you might enjoy...
Aug 06, 2019•1 hr 20 min
Damn! Eddie Murphy lives in a big ass house! That's what we're talking about on today's show, plus: stinky dogs, getting your daily fat intake out of the way, swinging a big stick around, and enacting the Frankenstein Protocol. Some really bad Kickstarters on this week's show as well. But hey, that's the name of the game baby! And the game, as usual, is not for the easily offended, OR Safe for Work! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Support t...
Jul 30, 2019•1 hr 33 min
Hey hey hey! Doing the Fat Albert thing I guess. Although I never saw the original...show? Was it a movie? I just saw the Kenan Thompson version of it. Which was funny back then. He kind of did a funny voice on it. Anyway, today's show is all about Kickstarters. And porno from the movies! You don't wanna miss this. I think there was a guy with a lampshade on his head and it was sort of implied that he was drunk??? Oh crap I just remembered it had Bill Cosby in it. Sorry. So, when I said "hey hey...
Jul 23, 2019•1 hr 23 min
THIS WEEK: An adult card game (???), a peepee collector, and shoes made out of trash. Plus, the boys take a trip down memory lane with some classic high school memories. Doesn't sound that good? Well, it's either listen to YKS or...freakin' drive a trolley over a bunch of baby puppies eating bacon! Your choice dude! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks guys. Want more YKS? Head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and buy yours...
Jul 16, 2019•1 hr 21 min
Eyes getting weary? Back getting tight? How's the traffic on the Queensboro bridge tonight? Who cares, it's time for YKS! On this week's show, we're catching up with Jill Wine-Banks, hating the guts of our inarticulate dogs, and of course we do it all in pulse mode. Come listen to the show critics are calling: "They are talking about cubes again" and "I don't understand the cube thing". Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Check out Howell's new...
Jul 09, 2019•1 hr 25 min
Jay Leno, eat your heart out! On this week's show: junk from Ali Express, why Mike hates the environment, tearing your neck apart with a mecha-razor, and Juggalo Memories. Like, a full hour of that stuff. So. That's pretty good. For more YKS, subscribe to our bonus show, YKS Premium, at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium: From Bad Travel Podcast, Derek! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Finally, YKS is sponsored by Pan...
Jul 02, 2019•1 hr 15 min
This week on YKS: Porno food, Toilet Games, and lots of friggin' politics! We're gonna get naaaaasty. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy (nee Lydia Burrell), Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For an exclusive (?) interview and a preview of Howell's new album, It's Gonna Stink, check out YKS Premium over at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And there's some other stuff on there too.YKS is sponsored by Pantheon. Check out their fine hosting products available at pantheon.io/yks H...
Jun 25, 2019•1 hr 24 min
It's Episode 103! The one where you title it a normal thing that isn't embarrassing for you to look back on in a year or so. This week we got some great shit on the show...some stuff for your nuts, some chicken things, an ice cream holder. Just the stuff you gotta buy anyway, so why not kickstart it?This week on YKS Premium: YKS Theme maker Lydia Burrell! Check it out this Thursday at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. His new album, It's Gonna Stink: A Howell Dawdy Joint, drops everywhere this F...
Jun 18, 2019•1 hr 9 min
I'm on vacation so I don't really want to write a long thing. On this episode of YKS, Mike and JF go on some riffs, and most of em hit. Then they get into the 6 pack, and some of the Kickstarter projects on there you would not believe. I think there's a t-shirt guy. This goes on for some time, and then they read an email. And that is the show! For more of the classic stuff you love, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Many people are cashing out their 401ks to join. Not necessary, but mu...
Jun 11, 2019•1 hr 25 min
It's the 100th episode of Your Kickstarter Sucks!!! Or is it?? For the exclusive guide to making sense of the YKS Expanded Suckiverse (and some episodes where we make our friends watch bad videos) check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Until we start getting ads for the military industrial complex or new snack cookies on here, it's the only way we can keep doing the show. So thanks!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. We couldn't have done...
Jun 05, 2019•1 hr 31 min
Well, it's Ep 99 and we're here to say, let's do some war crimes in a hip hop way! On this episode of YKS, Mike and JF talk astral planes, ordering junk from container ships, and bringing this country together at last...with comedy! Plus, a couple of very special drop-ins from our friends the Go Off Kings. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.And for the sort of, "companion pieces", I guess, to YKS, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Th...
May 28, 2019•1 hr 25 min
From behind the paywall!!! In Part 2 of their journey through the Nick DiPaolo special A Breath of Fresh Air, Mike and JF are joined by Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio. For Part 1 with Chris James, and much more, check out the YKS Patreon at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for YKS Premium is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...
May 22, 2019•1 hr 28 min
Hey...Hey!!!! What if you could get chips delivered to your house!! Or steal an idea from Mark Zuckerberg!!! Or Invest tens of thousands of dollars in a sauce cup!! Well!!!! I don't know!!!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. And for more one time courtesies, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...
May 14, 2019•1 hr 30 min
Jesse and Mike are the main characters. In the show, Jesse the host and Mike the other host-like, will embark on a journey to rescue their homeland. Through Jesse's and Mike's learnable skills they can overcome many dangers and obstacles. The skills must be bought and learned beforehand.For more YKS, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And you can go on there, and, I guess, stop porch pirates from taking your paper towels.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dick...
May 07, 2019•1 hr 9 min
JF and DB get absolutely psycho on this track. Check it out. New Kickstarters on it. And a bunch of other stuff, too. There's a desk that's a speaker, I remember that much.Music for YKS is thanks to our nice friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more ways to feel good, and never bad, and always thinking about how to have fun, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art1...
Apr 30, 2019•1 hr 22 min
Spoilers for Avengers: Endgame follow.Check out YKS Premium at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks.Music for YKS is provided by our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 24, 2019•1 hr 46 min
Sometimes ya gotta just sit back and say, "Damn". And in this episode, you KNOW that's what's up. On today's show, you got Mike takin' his top off, tips and tricks on catfishin' your friends, oh yeah....and a smell helmet. Download it, much? Yeah, I thought so. For more of the cool strains of Star Wars weed (Count Doob-u), check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium, Mike and JF are joined by the wonderful Nick Ciarelli to talk about the comedy cult classic Vincey Ma...
Apr 16, 2019•1 hr 19 min
Mike calls in from Parts Unknown to discuss seasoning paradigms, hat fashions, and cheese routines. JF imagines his future hole. And the Orange Man in the White House? Well, I guess he just keeps on tweetin!Plus, hey cmon, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of people are saying it's good to do it. And it makes you a good person as well.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...
Apr 09, 2019•1 hr 10 min
That's the title of the episode if your initials are C.T. and you were born on the 15th day of the month, anyway. For all other combinations, well, you're just gonna have to listen up as Mike and JF rake gourd privilege over the colds and get disinvited to several weddings. And there are Kickstarters on here as well. And for exclusive entry to The TomCat Club, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For about 5 doll hairs a month you can get hours upon hours of dumb guys breathing into the m...
Apr 02, 2019•1 hr 35 min
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? For millennia, mankind has searched for answers to these universal questions. Today, on Episode 91 of YKS, that search continues.On today's show: Gamer socks, breath bags, a Trump opinion website, free movie tickets, scented panties, and disposable pet food bowl covers. For more of these two little freaks, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium: Mike and JF recount their trip to a live taping of TBN's right-wing par...
Mar 27, 2019•1 hr 15 min
It's time to do the damn thing. Another episode of YKS, why the hell not. Put it out there and see if it goes viral. It's 2019, baby! Which is why you absolutely gotta punch up John Carpenter's atmospheric 1982 sci-fi thriller The Thing with the terrific references of today. Plus you gotta try out some new hubby moves, get some "Toot's" out on a new social media platform, and take a big sip of the tea out of Wario's pimp cup. And if that ain't it chief, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks...
Mar 19, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Hey....what's in the freakin' briefcase? Quentin!! Q!! What's in there! Ahhh! It's my wife's head! Or whatever, you know? On this episode of YKS, we've got an update on the scented alarm clock, a book that will finally teach our children American values like "the President is a train", rocks in your bra, and Mike's Official HomiePass. It's pretty good.For more impossible riddles and cryptic puzzles, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Last week: Real or Fake. This week: The JokeBlogger T...
Mar 12, 2019•1 hr 20 min
Mike is back from his Pacific Northwest tour, and you'll never believe what he has to say about your home town! Plus, eulogies for Jibo and King Kong Bundy. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more of "Da Good Stuff", check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do...
Mar 06, 2019•1 hr 30 min
