Just when you thought it was safe, the bad boys of podcasting are hitting your veins with an 8ball of laughs. Join Mike and Jesse as they tackle topics like sex, religion, UFOs and..parking tickets!? Take one look at this messed up world through their eyes and you’ll never be the same again!Segments: Intro, Cumming Diarrhea, “The Dentist Story”, Farting the ABCs, Shitty Horse and more.Bonus: Mike uses a hitachi magic wand on Jesse for 20 minutes (loud)Music for YKS is provided by: The Hell Yeah ...
Sep 01, 2017•2 hr 2 min
Where are all the white women at?! Well, we don't know, but they sure aren't on this podcast! It's a real boys club on YKS this week, and your humble mumblers in chief are here to very heterosexually discuss the racist statue factory, the infamous Two Darrens Problem, and the mysterious fate of a long lost YKS segment. For more Bubba the Love Sponge theories and impressions of Burning Sandies, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where hours and hours of "Let's get...
Aug 22, 2017•2 hr 11 min
The boys are back and on this week's episode, they're taking a bite out of the perils of achieving self-love, violating the Earth's TOS, what my dude looks like a freakin cross between, and much, much more. For EVEN more on Ben-Wa Balls and the problems with Disney's Frozen, check out the official YKS Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where dozens of hours of bonus content awaits!Music for YKS is provided by: - Drew of TheWorstThingsForSale.com- The Hell Yeah Babies www.thehe...
Aug 15, 2017•1 hr 37 min
Awwww hell yeah! The boys are about to do it! Remember that, from a while ago? Well, Jesse and Mike do, and they also remember that scene from The Matrix where Neo bends the spoon. Of course, that's what this week's episode is REALLY about, but in addition, the guys talk about making shit happen in 2018, sexualizing phone use in the classroom, and watermelon statistics. It's YourKickstarterSucks for yet another week! My god, it's heaven on Earth!For more joke analysis and dog food taste tests, h...
Aug 08, 2017•1 hr 22 min
The 'boys are NOT messing around this week...just kidding! They are! Mike and Jesse are talking everything from the big healthcare bill to Mike's Great Kool-Aid Story, and you absolutely GOTTA download this bad boy to get all the goods! Check it out!!!!For more cheer and good fun, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for bonus eps and much (less) more!Music for YKS is provided by: - Our Friend Mark Brendle- Drew Toothpaste (www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com- The Hell Yeah Babies (www...
Jul 27, 2017•1 hr 47 min
TK TK TK Jesse Don't Forget To Write a Description For This Episode Before We Upload it. Again, Don't Upload This Episode Until We Think of a Decent Description for the Description Box on iTunes. Thanks, Mike TK TK TK TKP.S. What Are You Doing This Weekend. Do You Want To Hang Out Friday Night or Saturday Night. Write Back MikeMusic: The Hell Yeah Babies, Drew Toothpaste and Feathermeal Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy a...
Jul 19, 2017•1 hr 51 min
Well well well, if it isn't a brand new theme song! Big thanks to The Hell Yeah Babies for putting this together. Check 'em out at www.thehellyeahbabies.com. ALSO: we've got ghoulies, gamers, and brushing your teeth in the sexiest manner possible, plus your letters, PLUS just absolutely getting depressed and feeling awful all of the time! It's a brand new YKS right here on the YKS Podcast Network.For more rebranded shit from TaoBao, check out our bonus episodes over at patreon.com/yourkickstarte...
Jul 12, 2017•1 hr 42 min
Do you remember that movie, Team America? The puppet thing. Alright, well, this episode is not really about that. It's about being a patriot, and loving your country, and surviving a nuclear war, and fidget spinner condoms, and McDonald's, and going hogwild on some damn nuggets. For MORE going hogwild on some damn nuggets, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and help us build our fallout shelter in the backyard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Poli...
Jul 04, 2017•1 hr 14 min
It's beef-startin' time! Season 2 chugs along as the boys take aim at all the sacred cows: ride sharing apps, pyramid schemes, and a certain political comedy podcast with, shall we say, lots of people on it. Now that's what we call a family feud! For more on what doctors do with the body parts they have to cut off of sick people, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California ...
Jun 27, 2017•1 hr 37 min
The run of incredible, exclusive interviews continue as the inimitable Daniel Day-Lewis stops by for a fireside chat with the David Frost of YKS, Jesse Farrar. (Frequent Co-Host Mike makes an appearance sometime later in the program.) What does Day-Lewis want to say to his millions of adoring fans? What's next for the famously reclusive generational talent? Did anyone get a fidget spinner stuck up their ass? For all that and more, listen and subscribe to Your Kickstarter Sucks: The Podcast!And f...
Jun 24, 2017•1 hr 24 min
In the thrilling Season 2 premiere of Your Kickstarter Sucks, the boys are Talkin' Tyson on all things Neil deGrasse, considering harassing celebrities over Bluetooth, and discovering the absolute worst that Etsy has to offer all our wonderful fathers on their big day. Worth the wait? Well oh hell yes it was! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Jun 16, 2017•1 hr 48 min
LIVE from the fabulous YKS Studio II (Mike's closet) comes a wet and wild edition of the podcast we all know and love. This week we've got Garry Anderson in the studio for a take on Bill Maher's Big Whoopsie, an extremely confusing water bottle, and a sneak peek at 2018's biggest blockbuster.For more goof-offs like this, check out our special Bonus episodes at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and incredible text-based content at www.yourkickstartersucks.com. Happy suckin! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Jun 07, 2017•1 hr 22 min
On this week's episode, the boys recall a time in which jokes were about something other than a gorilla dying, uncover a scandal that will tear apart the webcomic community, and offer to take an African gentleman to church. Plus, these two hockeyheads get into some Puck Talk in advance of the hometown Nashville Predators competing for the best trophy in all of sports: The Hockeyman Puck!For more YKS fun, check out bonus episodes available to subscribers at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Or ju...
May 30, 2017•1 hr 18 min
Well, it's a day late but not quite a dollar short, because this special JUMBO edition of the Your Kickstarter Sucks podcast is a hootin' and hollerin' two hours worth of knee-slappin late stage capitalist content. Today, the boys are all in on the death of fidget spinners, the PERFECT (subscription-based) NOTEBOOK, and even more dumb crap no one needs. Plus, your letters and the triumphant return of the JokeBlogger Top Ten!For more great YKS content, check us out on Patreon: patreon.com/yourkic...
May 24, 2017•1 hr 46 min
The boys come to the table, hat in hand, to apologize...that you were OFFENDED! Just kidding. It's a big dose of reality this week for blanket lovers, gamers, and veterans of foreign wars. Plus, a rousing edition of Real or Fake!Slam it on over to https://www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks for weekly bonus episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-...
May 17, 2017•1 hr 21 min
The boys finally stumble upon the mythological Smart Toaster, induct a new member into the Kickstarters That Don't Suck Club, and dive into politics with an academic discussion of the freaking Cheeto in Chief! Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
May 10, 2017•1 hr 8 min
Hey guys! This week, the boys get excited about the return of Jeff Goldblum, learn about the economy, and debut The Dookie List on the free show. Go to Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to support the show and get bonus episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
May 01, 2017•1 hr 19 min
As promised, the highly controversial comedy showdown in the final round of the YKS Last Comic Standing tournament is now free for all the fans!!!!!!!! Could it get any better than that, honestly? Yes! At patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks we've got this kind of good ass shit posted, many times over, and more coming every week! If that seems insane to you, imagine how crazy it feels to me, the guy who has to record it! Well, enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See ...
Apr 28, 2017•15 min
The boys talk RPGs, the lack of funny Australians, and getting stuck in that darn bathroom again! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 25, 2017•1 hr 9 min
The boys dive in to springtime with a HUGE Patreon announcement and the tip-toppiest cleaning projects on Kickstarter. I don't remember recording this one. I hope it is good. Oh, the blog is coming back, so check it out: www.yourkickstartersucks.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 18, 2017•1 hr 13 min
The boys take a trip down memory lane to relive the show's best moments so far. If this laugh-a-minute clip show doesn't have you digging through the archives again, nothing will! Sponsored by Rent-A-Ass. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 11, 2017•1 hr 36 min
It's cloud-blowin' time, as the boys develop a revolutionary new system to absorb nutrients many times faster than through ingestion. Also: how to get crazier, bigger muscles and effectively prank your friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 04, 2017•1 hr 23 min
The boys get real intimate in the bedroom and the bathroom before a rollicking edition of Real or Fake?! Plus, your letters and an announcement on our first big YKS contest. With Special Guest Matt Damon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 28, 2017•1 hr 32 min
Leonardo DiCaprio and Oscar-nominee Kate Winslet light up the screen as Jack and Rose, the young lovers who find one another on the maiden voyage of the "unsinkable" R.M.S. Titanic. But when the doomed luxury liner collides with an iceberg in the frigid North Atlantic their passionate love affair becomes a thrilling race for survival. From acclaimed filmmaker James Cameron comes a tale of forbidden love and courage in the face of disaster that triumphs as a true cinematic masterpiece. Hosted on ...
Mar 21, 2017•1 hr 4 min
Loud enough for ya?! The boys experiment with a new hosting arrangement, talk sleek coin experiences, and welcome a huge, huge guest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 14, 2017•1 hr 31 min
The Boys take a long look inward and contemplate the tautology of the self. Also covered on today's show: the ethics of death, atomic consciousness, and molecular theory. Just kidding, this one is about bad jokes and stupid pens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 07, 2017•1 hr 13 min
The boys put on their critic hats to talk Oscar predictions and movie Kickstarters. Later, up and coming musician Ted "Tom" Leo calls in to talk about crowdfunding his as-yet-untitled new album. Plus, the debut of "Real or Fake?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 01, 2017•1 hr 55 min
Mike and Jesse continue the YKS Apology tour, catch up on the news, and unveil some exciting announcements about the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Feb 21, 2017•1 hr 33 min
Mike and Jesse are back in the saddle, and this time they're for real. Up on deck this week: the tasteful nihilism of the infamous Michael Richards' apology, the importance of a million dollar towel, and a spirited round of "Yes, Sandler".Twitter: @yourkickstarteremail: yourkickstartersucks@gmail.comWith music by Big Al Beatz and the one and only Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic...
Feb 10, 2017•1 hr 40 min
Your Kickstarter Sucks: The Podcast: The Debut! Mike and Jesse talk Lifesavers, M&Ms, and the LA Riots in this long-awaited episode. The audio may be screwed up, but so are the Kickstarters in this, the next evolution of the YKS brand. Follow YKS on Twitter: @YourKickstarter or not who cares.with music by BigAlBeatz, DPSchools, and, of course, Mark Brendle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic...
Feb 01, 2017•1 hr 26 min
