March 19, 2014: My Eyes Betray Me
Lex can\’t see. He\’s also kind of an outsider at NSConf.

Lex can\’t see. He\’s also kind of an outsider at NSConf.
Lex battles time zones. Time zones win.
Lex opts out at the TSA. And this time, things got VERY personal.
Lex met a podcast listener in person. It wasn\’t creepy, until he figured out what his Twitter username meant.
Lex\’s furniture installation did not go off without a hitch. Or a couple of hitches. It\’s a problem.
Lex is counting his calories. Again. Dammit.
Lex liked Barack Obama\’s appearance on Between Two Ferns—but not necessarily for all the right reasons. Also, he\’s feeling dread about something.
Lex imagines what he\’d do with retirement money.
Lex\’s son is interested in marrying a truck.
Lex turns to Twitter for topic advice. Hilarity ensues. Or something.
Lex stayed at a Howard Johnson. The HoJo had an unusual vending machine.
Lex is heard on Sirius/XM satellite radio. All the time.
Lex talks about the Twitter experiment, a birthday party, a firetruck, and more.
Lex wants your help for an experiment. Also, he recommends a TV show.
Lex is kind of known, in certain circles, for his old-fashioned way of shaving. But he\’s a fraud.
Lex has a reminder that he can\’t figure out. Thanks, Siri. Also, he has Notification Center complaints.
Lex got LASIK in 2003.
Chocolate? Vanilla? Boxers? Briefs? Lex has preferences. Now you know some of them.
Lex has an assistant. And a season finale. But not of this show.
Lex made up some lullabies. This was a mistake.
Lex and Lauren are in a prank war. Lex likes prank wars.
Lex talks about conducting job interviews.
Lex is very late with today\’s episode. But NO ONE NOTICED.
Lex doesn\’t own a snowblower. And he\’s taking suggestions on where to live.
Lex showers every day. And other observations.
Lex wishes he were Clooney-level handsome.
Lex discusses the first two times he met “Weird Al” Yankovic, along with his affections for the man.
Lex talks about a couple iPhone games he likes, and why he likes them, and also how he\’s not getting any better at one of them.
Lex doesn\’t know what anyone\’s really thinking. And special guest Dan Moren drops by.
Lex talks about jobs, meta-topics, and the school bus stop.