Pat's Got News
Pat brings some big news to the podcast. TikTok Awards Jojo Siwa Circus Volley Shoot Pat’s News Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 01, 2024•52 min•Ep. 169
You Wouldn't
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.
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Episodes
What Would You Do?
Will is leaving his boyfriend to ride in Economy while he’s in Business Class. Is he in the wrong? And what would you do if you partner kissed someone else on the lips? New Hats!!! Meeting the Parents What Would You Do? Pat’s On Set Am I The Bad Guy? Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 27, 2024•53 min•Ep. 168
Does Will Have A Boyfriend?
Will has some big big news for Pat. Boyfriend? Ogescars If I were… Wicked Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 24, 2024•46 min•Ep. 167
Oldies Gone Wild
Pat and Will talk about the weird shit that goes on at the Star Casino. Was the Mike Tyson fight rigged? Casino Kids at Pools New Era of Fighting Terrifier 3 Spa Time Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 20, 2024•54 min•Ep. 166
Influence Her w/ Charlotte
Charlotte gets the late call up, making her long awaited return. They chat about Pat’s controversial present for Mimi and Charlotte’s next big project. Will’s Gym Fight Mutual Friends Gladiator 2 Plane Stories Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 17, 2024•47 min•Ep. 165
Honeyant
Pat stuffed his sleep study up, and the boys reminisce on some of their favourite songs. Pat addresses the Zach Bryan saga. Gym Wigout Ants On The Line Teenage Dream Zach Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 13, 2024•56 min•Ep. 164
Eshay Chris
Pat went to Coldplay, there is a Zach Bryan diss track, and Will spent a small fraction of his bank account on the presidential suite in The Crown. Ogescars Coldplay Present The Crown Diss Track Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 10, 2024•56 min•Ep. 163
Happy Birthday Will!
The boys join in celebrating Will’s party that Kyle’s not invited to. The Ogeeeeescars are coming!! Will’s Rollercoaster Morning Sleep Study Ogescars Brand Deal Stand Up Ideas Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 06, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 162
Memes (Best of Edition)
The boys get together and reminisce on their favourite old memes. Package Craziest Wanks FIFA Memes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 03, 2024•47 min•Ep. 161
Boys With Da Hood
Will’s back from LA with a foreskin. The boys chat about finding friends on Hinge and the Zach Bryan cheating scandal. Sex Workers Foreskin Hinge Movies Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 30, 2024•42 min•Ep. 160
The Armish Almonds w/ Jaxon Fairbairn
Pat is joined by his close friend and ex-housemate Jaxon Fairbairn. They discuss the Armish, their living habits and whether or not you can wank on your front porch. Special Guest Living Together Armish Zach Bryan Break-up Would you rather? Riddles Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 27, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 159
In Me Mansion
While Pat holds down the fort at the studio, Will joins live from his mansion in LA. The boys catch up to discuss Will’s huge logs, America’s weird foods and a special someone who is back on the scene. They battle out in an American-based general knowledge quiz. LA Wrap Prostitute Movie Dr Pepper Logs Car Rentals General Knowledge Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Oct 23, 2024•50 min•Ep. 158
Bodybuilders and Jacuzzis
Pat starts his new segment ‘Pat’s Pondering,’ and talks all things bodybuilding. Will talks about the insane price of his Air BnB extras. Will doesn’t know if he bombed or not at Aunty Donna’s live show. Did we find the best hotline call yet? Olivia Falling Pat’s Car Standup w/ Aunty Donna Bodybuilding TV Shows Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 20, 2024•57 min•Ep. 157
History Lesson w/ Jeremy Gibb
The boys sit down with Will's dad. Will's Schooling Jeremy’s Love Story A Long Quick Question Pat’s Stand Up Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 16, 2024•53 min•Ep. 156
Pat the Hitchhiker
The people have spoken and Pat gets to tell his exhilarating story when he was hitchhiking in Yosemite. The boys discover why hurricanes are named after woman. Will delivers possibly the worst Tyson Fury impression ever and Pat runs us through his upcoming concert. Paul’s Formal Hurricane Milton LA Hitchhiking in Yosemite Am I In The Wrong? All I Want Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Oct 13, 2024•53 min•Ep. 155
Gypsy Rose Menendez
Pat is back from his long awaited Terrigal holiday. Will and Pat discuss the new series on the Menendez brothers, and whether or not Gypsy Rose and them should start a podcast? Have you heard Pat’s hitchhiking story because you won’t hear it here. Terrigal Menendez Brothers NRL Grand Final Hitchhikers Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 09, 2024•58 min•Ep. 154
Lawnmower The Musical
On the agenda today is Col Calling, The Joker 2 and the Sex Shop. This episode is jam packed, as we dive deep into Col’s experience at the Paralympic games, and Pat’s plans for his long awaited holiday in Terrigal. Will’s sore stomach has made a return for the ages, and his man didn’t seem to care. The Joker Col Calling The Sex Shop Sore Tummy Terrigal Kyle’s Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Oct 06, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 153
Kyle Has Lost The Plot
Kyle is back and has actually lost the plot. Strap in for an episode of shambles. The boys share their most embarrassing stories, but nothing worse than the Swans on the weekend. Pat talks about his ‘magical’ bath house experience. Embarrassing Stories Katy Perry Crumbl Cookies The Concert Bath House Advice Chelsea Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 02, 2024•44 min•Ep. 152
Chin Chin vs Mr Wong
Description: Pat unpacks his underwhelming date to Chin Chin, and explains why he banished Will from the restaurant. Will talks about Megalopolis, a new movie with a lot of weird layers, and a cameo from Grace VanderWaal. Is Hoisin sauce made from old Asian mans’ secretion? Chin Chin Mr Wong Hoisin Sauce Hot Mic Megalopolis Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 29, 2024•48 min•Ep. 151
Sherlock Pat
Pat brings back one the great segments of ‘Am I a bad person?’ and has a juiccccy one. The boys discuss park bench commemorations, is it a bit sad? Pat goes into depth into Will’s strange relationship with his man. Will tries to make sense of all the gay flight attendants. Park Bench Commemoration Roosters vs Manly Bowling Am I a Bad Person? Funeral Unsolved Mysteries Flight Attendants Will’s Man Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 25, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 150
Ilkmay that tastes like real ilkmay
Happy Monday Youwouldnters! On the ep today, the boys talk Luke Combs and Olivias upcoming tours. Will shares the most boring story ever said on the pod and the boys reminisce on the old milk ad. FIFA Olivia Lyrics Mr Inbetween Advice Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 22, 2024•54 min•Ep. 149
Clone a C*ck
The boys get into a debate about the upcoming NRL finals. Will rips into a brand he thinks is faking their intentions. Is Will gonna follow through with his offer to Lachy Brine? Flights Facebook Mums NRL Chin Up Sex Toys Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 18, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 148
The Ogelympics
The boys are back for the Ogeeeeelympics! Will and Pat get tested on all the favourite segments to see who is the better man. Disclaimer: This episode involves an extremely scary story, so listen at your own risk. What are some inventions that should not be invented? Basketballers Percentages Scary Story Maccas Invetions General Knowledge Finish These Lyrics Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 17, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 147
Stomach Aches and Bathtubs
Welcome to Pat’s school of medical advice, where he fixes Will’s recent serious ailments. Will gives the rundown on his Adelaide trip, filled with rifles and shotguns. Will has a very special message for Lachy Brine, which might allow him to achieve his dreams. The Illness Endone Will’s Adelaide Trip Lachy Brine Streaker Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 11, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 146
The Gambler
Pat shows off his fresh ink and gets a bad reaction from Will. Is there anything worse than getting sprayed by your mates’ parents? Will’s off to Adelaide to go reconnect with his man again. Pokies Pat’s New Tattoo The Substance Parent’s Sprays Cole Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 09, 2024•49 min•Ep. 145
Hey Boss w/ Hello Sport
The bosses finally join the boys on the couch and receive their quarterly performance review. It’s not looking good… Tom and Eddy look back at the past few months as Will and Pat have joined the studio and analyse some of the questionable moments. The boys battle it out as the general knowledge quiz is back. The Bosses Ranga Roundup Rimmies Hello Sport General Knowledge The Haircut Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 04, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 144
Made In Alexandria
Will and Pat’s man join the set and get amongst the chaos of this episode. Who knows Pat better: lifelong best friend Will or girlfriend? The boys analyse the new Aussie Shore cast. Will and Pat have some differing views on cabs, and we already know which side Will will sit on. Drink Test Will’s Man Aussie Shore Pat Quiz Taxi Drivers Cole Calling Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 01, 2024•58 min•Ep. 143
Dragonfly Heckler
Pat has shit the bed, and Will has got pulled over by the cops. A great start to the episode. Will talks about his wrap on his tour and his very eventful plane ride. Does Pat finally like Jetstar? And the boys have the very first edition of the special segment: Cole Calling. The boys listen to some of the juiciest hotlines yet. The Bed Shitter Car Rego Wolverhampton Footballer Letterbox The Tour Cole Calling Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Aug 28, 2024•55 min•Ep. 142
The Saddest Episode Ever
The You Wouldn’t Podcast has claimed their spot amongst the likes of Fisher in the little orange box on the official line-up announcement of Lost Paradise. The boys unpack what their demands will be upon arrival. Will goes too deep into his dating life and we realise his very sad situation. Will spills his beans on the recent controversy of Blake Lively’s new movie. Maybe a 57-year old man is Will’s next boyfriend. Lost Paradise Perth Flight Sad Sad Stuff Pat’s Camp Blake Lively Top 3 Guys Hoste...
Aug 25, 2024•58 min•Ep. 141
Charlotte Got Botox
Charlotte is back from her ‘Mean Girls’ trip to Bali and has some stories to tell, involving a homeless orgy and a bomb in a bag. Will and Pat look back at some of their cringiest Facebook posts that might get them cancelled. Is Addison Rae the most successful TikToker? Tune in for a jam-packed episode with the OG Charlotte. Hello Charlotte Bali Trip Staycation Molly Mae Homeless People Top 5 Songs Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Aug 21, 2024•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 140
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