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You Wouldn't

Will Gibb, Pat Cliftonyou-wouldnt.simplecast.com
Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.

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Episodes

Planet of the Gapes

The boys are back with another thrilling episode. Pat spills the beans on his failed date that ends up stuck in a Maccas car park. Will tries to hype Pat up with his gay compliments but Pat gets pushed to the edge. Who do you think was the worst dressed at the MET? Snoring Gay Compliments The MET Greek Easter Brothels Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 08, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 109

Getting tight with Alex

The middle couch is occupied today with comedian and friend of the show Aleks Milinkovic. Things get particularly rogue on this one. From roasting old man hecklers to discussing the quickest time to complete a wank, this episode has got everything. When you get a tattoo on your cock, do you have to get an erection first? All will be discovered. Check out Aleks’ podcast ‘Whoa, Free Lunch!?’ at your preferred platform. Aleks Drag Wrestling Lawyers Old Man Hecklers Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acas...

May 05, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 108

Is Love Real?

Live Show Melbourne tickets on sale 6PM MONDAY!! Let's oge. The boys are back in the studio to record EP 107 and Pat's got a spring in his step. Will gets a long awaited update on Pat's flake girl, and it is very very exciting. The boys share their love for the White Fox cult and their hate for TikTok comments. Is there a You Wouldn't move in the works?? Watch this space... Pat works for himself SZA Hate Comments Does everyone wear different shirts? You Wouldn't Movie Hotline Hosted on Acast. Se...

May 01, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 107

Our Younger Brother Joe

Long-time friend of the boys Joe Bird joins Will and Pat on the couch. In the longest podcast ever recorded, the boys definitely didn't skip any details on this one. What should Will and Joe do to get backstage with SZA? And what does your alarm say about you? The big questions have been asked and answered. Enjoyyyyy Pat’s journalling What is acting like? CT Scan SZA Concert Surprise Party Joe’s christening Funerals Pat’s life hack Gyming Pat’s date Advice Alarms Compliments You Wouldn’t Movie G...

Apr 28, 20241 hr 27 minEp. 106

Anita Rim

Happy Anzac Day people! Self-proclaimed by Will, this is You Wouldn'ts 'Longest Ever Podcast,' where he is in a very chaotic mood. Big news in the Drag Race world sparks the question of what would be the boys' drag nicknames? Is Olivia Rodrigo coming to Australia? Will brings a new segment to the poddy called 'It's 2024!' Find out what on Earth he has to say about that. Finally, the boys have a listen to the You Wouldn'ters 'icks' in a very juicy hotline segment. Drag Race JB Hi-Fi Pat's moving ...

Apr 24, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 105

Don't flash your lights

Do you flash your lights at someone if they forgot to turn their headlights on? Maybe you'll rethink your actions after Will sheds light on some horrifying revelations. Can Pat defend his title as General Knowledge champion or does Will come from the shadows to steal the title? All is revealed in one of the roguest ones yet. Enjoyyyyy Will's sh*t match Pat's moving home General Knowledge SZA Shenanigans Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 21, 202455 minEp. 104

Charlotte's Back

By popular demand, the better Gibb sibling is back on set with the boys as they catch up about their childhood fears, love lives' and trying to prank Will's dad. They play a game of herd mentality and there is some sibling chemistry in the air. Finally, they discover what grinds the gears of the listeners. HOW CAN YOU HELP EMMA AND BECOME A STEM CELL DONOR 🩸❤️‍🩹 🤍 Register to give blood at Create a New Account ( donateblood.com.au ( http://donateblood.com.au )), 🤍 Join Em’s Marrow Match Life...

Apr 17, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 103

Will’s a gym guy

The boys debate the ins and outs of the OJ case, and whether or not you tell your lawyer you’ve done it. Will gets picked on by his old teacher and asks the question: Are pearl necklaces gay? Hotline question for next episode: What’s something that ticks you off? OJ Simpson Ranking things Guys in dresses? Kids go to bed too early Will’s a gym guy Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 16, 202443 minEp. 102

Prank Calls

Will goes undercover as a GIO insurance specialist and pranks Pat's uncle, Pat debates the Morgan Wallen incident, and Will explains what a flappier joot means. Lastly, the boys listen to some more hotlines and answer a crucial "F*ck, marry, kill." Will's Mental Health Flappier Joot Prank Call Festivals Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 202450 minEp. 101

One Hundred Bra

One Hundredddd braaa!! The boys have made the century, let's oge. This episode is filled with surprises. The boys share very heartfelt presents and Kyle donates a special something to the set. The first ever hotline messages are live, and very, very strange. The boys have also discovered video, so check out the podcast which is now being posted on Youtube as well! Presents Will goes to the gym Pat's psychologist Triple J Kinks Hotline!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Apr 07, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 100

Constantly going at it Ed

The boys are joined by their friend and esteemed Actor Ed Oxenbould, chatting about awkward acting moments and first kisses. In true You Wouldn't fashion, it is Ed's turn to share his most recent encounters in the love scene, and Pat gives his trusty advice. Is the Oppenheimer bomb real?? All this and a lot more... The You Wouldn't Hotline is now live!!! Get calling and the boys will have a listen to them in EP 100! (02) 8405 7945 is the number to call! Intro Hello Ed Horror Movies Ed's First Ki...

Apr 03, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 99

Tyson vs Paul

Will was late but it wasn't his fault, we go through Pat's spending habits and the boys make a bit bet on the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight. Dreaming Being Late Petting Zoo Prank Clovelly Comedy Sleep Paralysis Will's Dad Pat On The Punt Advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 31, 202451 minEp. 98

So many ads in this episode

Will went to a movie premiere in Perth where the director was a gronk and Pat had a big sexual conundrum up at Terrigal. We found some of the wildest things people have done to their boyfriends plus a proper brain teasing Riddle Of The Week. Will's Trip To Perth Pat's Trip To Terrigal Getting Out Of A Date Taking Coffee Back Craziest Things People Have Done Riddle Of The Week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 27, 202452 minEp. 97

Stand-up lesson

Will shares a bit too much about some badddd badddd parenting, and Pat shares a bit too much about his penis fear. What more can you ask for? How does Will go at stand-up from just ONE WORD? Finally, the boys play a risky game to see if they have to read out some cringe hinge messages. They DEFINITELY DIDN'T lose the game. 00:00 - Inner Circles 12:43 - Gentle Parenting 19:46 - “Information-getting” 21:45 - Stand-up 27:29 - Tattoos 29:48 - Higher or Lower 35:28 - DMs 36:58 - Quotes Hosted on Acas...

Mar 24, 202441 minEp. 96

True or False

WILL GOT IN A 'FIGHT'. The boys see how well their new bosses know them after a week and Will has another rant. Tough day for Pat at the footy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 20, 202445 minEp. 95

Comeback kid

Fred again is back again? Just a few complaints from the boys. Another general knowledge quiz goes down, another riddle of the week AND SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS, LETS GET ITTT LOVE YOU ALL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 17, 202447 minEp. 94

New studio who dis ?

PAT FINDS OUT WHY HE'S ITCHY! Will talks about the good and reealllyy BAD about his visit to Adelaide , Pat has a rannnntttt to let out and the boys move studios. MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS INCLUDING A LIL LOVE THROWBACK FOR PAT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 13, 202455 minEp. 93

Song writing

The boys answer all your questions, write their own songs and Pat has a stooorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy from his party days. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 10, 202441 minEp. 92

Punching and Gossiping

Will celebrated Mardi Gras, the boys have a in depth healthy discussion and a special guest pops in the studio to make a promise to us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 06, 202446 minEp. 91

Willy Wonka

Wow this was a fun ep. The boys go head to head in a quiz, Willy Wonka was a disaster and Will has fallen for an old love trap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 03, 202448 minEp. 90

Drinking Countries

What a fun episode this was to record. We go through a lot of country's stats from biggest drinkers to biggest and smallest peens. HAHAHA Will calls someone out and Pat tells us his weekend away for a wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 28, 202449 minEp. 89

Kath Ebbs

This week the boys are joined by actor, writer, DJ and podcast host Kath Ebbs. This don't need no bio, it was such a fun ep! If you want to find more of Kath head to her instagram @kathebbs or listen to her podcast 'conversations with Kath'. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 25, 202446 minEp. 88

Rated R with Jaxon

Jaxon Fairbairn joins the boys for an absolute chaotic, R rated podcast. You'll know what we mean once you listen! LOVE YOU ALL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 21, 202452 minEp. 87

LOVE

Will starts the podcast with what we think is a an award winning poem, we talk love.... again and SO SO SO SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS. LOVE YOU ALL. GRATEFUL FOR YOU ALL. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 18, 202441 minEp. 86

Super bowl

Pat has some opinions on the super bowl and the boys discuss their thoughts on the half time show. Some valentines day chat and small dog owners. PLUS SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 14, 202454 minEp. 85

It burns

Pat has a bone to pick, it hurts when Will goes to the toilet and goodness do we get into some topics this podcast. LETS GET ITTTT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 11, 202456 minEp. 83

Pat's first vlog

Pat's first ever vlog comes out tonight at 6pm. You can watch it here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtPnjttMCCNfCxgX5EbIylQ Plus the boys review their trip to Adelaide and are back with a riddle of the week. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 07, 202444 minEp. 83

Instagram Bios

The boys have something to say about couples and their insta bios, Pat went to the most expensive restaurant ever (allegedly) and Will tells us why he has so much built up anger. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 04, 202443 min

Charlotte Gibb

WILL'S SISTER JOINS THE POD. THIS WAS SO FUN HAHAA. Charlotte shares a story about the boys that has scarred her for life in hopes to get the boys cancelled. Plus they play cheating or not cheating and there is a super embarrassing story. PLUS SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 31, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 81

A quick rant

Will has a rant and some of you aren't going to like it. Will is also annoyed Pat isn't spending as much time with him as he'd like and some cracking advice. PLUS SO MUCH MORE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 202446 minEp. 80
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