You Wouldn't

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Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.

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Episodes

First Date Headnoise

Pat invents a riddle & Will has first date headnoise Riddles Gay Nudes First Dates Ogescars Personality Test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 25, 2025•59 min•Ep. 228

Pat thinks he crushed at the hospital and the boys rank the all-time artists. Origin Pat’s Nephew Love of Mothers Hobbies Blind Ranking Artist Tier List Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 22, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 227

Healthy Road Rage

Will looks at Justin Beiber’s crash outs and Pat gives his Top 3 feelings. Justin Beiber On Par Package It Ends Top 3 Sounds Acting Challenge Gaming Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 18, 2025•54 min•Ep. 226

Dangerous Patimals

Pat and Will review Pat’s perfect movie, Dangerous Animals. Pat’s adopting a rescue dog. Air India Plane Crash Dangerous Animals Eddington Pat’s Rescue Dog Triple J Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 2025•57 min•Ep. 225

We Discovered ChatGPT

Tickets are selling out for the Regional Tour! Get them now via instagram @youwouldntpod Kyle’s New Bet Hiking Ange Postecoglou Farmer Wants A Wife Half Marathons ChatGPT Discovery Dangerous Animals Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 224

AI Ring Bearers

The boys try their hand at the Wavelength game, and rant about the wedding No no’s. Wavelength Privilege Rant Sydney Film Festival Ring Bearers Pat as a Hockey Goalie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 08, 2025•56 min•Ep. 223

Gronked By Our Neighbours

GET TICKETS TO OUTBACK OGERS TOUR NOW!! Pat and Kyle are hot off a huge win in the Inaugural Padel and Pins tournament. Will discovers baked beans. Tour Dates Padel and Pins Baked Beans Neighbours Aussie Snack Tier List Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 222

Riding the 50ft Wave

Will’s just come back from an eventful TV show recording, and the boys draft up a message to respond a year late! Flight Fiasco State Of Origin Vivid The Late Email Response Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 01, 2025•56 min•Ep. 221

P Clitty Holding Down Fort

Will flees to Melbourne, so P Clitty does a solo ep, talking origin, ranking fast food chains and sports quizzing. Will’s Gone Housekeeping Bring Her Back Fast Food Tier List NRL Quiz Questions For Pat Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 220

Hospitals and Hearts

Pat’s flooded in, and has gone to hospital for heart. Will and Kyle prank Pat with a fake Belgium asteroid. Pat’s Flooded In Fasting Heart Problems Baby Names Belgium Asteroid Almond Mums Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 25, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 219

Almond Mums

The boys take a look into the recent jail-break of 10 inmates in New Orleans, and test their knowledge on world records. The Floods Rosie’s Plaque Almond Mums Will’s In The News Pat’s 10k Run World Records Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 218

Prank Patrol

The boys try their best to make retail workers laugh on the phone. Prank Calls Pat’s Voicemail Parents Math Test Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 2025•41 min•Ep. 217

Padel Ball Betrayal

The boys are not happy with Kyle after leaving them out of padel ball. The Blame Game Wearing Headphones Out Baby Names Latrell’s Unsportsmanlike Try? UFC Paul American Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 216

Ogelympics 4

Ogelmypics is back with edition 4, with new games Guess the Sound and Shark Tank. New General Knowledge Family Feud Guess The Sound Scattergories Shark Tank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 2025•56 min•Ep. 215

Saving Endangered Species

Did Robert Irwin ruin the 100 person vs 1 gorilla trend? We, as critics in the fashion world, rate the Met Gala outfits. Robert Irwin Weighs in on Gorilla Debate 5km Run Met Gala Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 07, 2025•45 min•Ep. 214

Wrestlemania w/ Blake Pavey

Comedian Blake Pavey joins the boys on the couch. Wrestlemania Americans Worst Songs Ever Heckling Politics and that Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 04, 2025•58 min•Ep. 213

Just Need A Massage

Will gets mad over at an old lady who can’t figure out her phone and Pat is on a roll in his influencer career. Old Woman Calling Missed Therapy Payments ANZAC Day Recap Brand Deals Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 2025•51 min•Ep. 212

Therapy w/ The Inspired Unemployed

Join us for our therapy session with The Inspired Unemployed. Nude Parks Anger in Sport Dangerous Countries Love Jack’s Nightmare in Amalfi Coast Breaking Up Listener Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 27, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 211

We're Back In Studio

We’re backkkkkkkk Will’s New Game Twins Interview Appalling Marriage Proposal Rehearsal F*cking on the First Date Movies Pranked Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 2025•47 min•Ep. 210

Escape From Alcatraz

Pat joins from the recently moved-into Clitty Cave. Normal in-person episode from next episode! Pat In The Clitty Cave Plane Crash Hypothetical Moving Day Tainted History Yochi Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 20, 2025•51 min•Ep. 209

We Apologise For This Episode

Do not listen to this podcast… it is genuinely the worst of them all. Weekend In Sport Flee Or See Vampires Do You Want To Live Forever? Pat’s Most Awkward Moments Would You Rather A Penthouse or a Shithouse? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 16, 2025•45 min•Ep. 208

Who Wants To Be An Oger-aire?

Can the boys take home $1 million by answering 15 general knowledge questions in a row. Taiwanese Army Conscription Scots Tattoo Couch to 5k NRL w/ Latham Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Survivor Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 13, 2025•54 min•Ep. 207

Camping with Crocs

What’s the top 5 conspiracy theories? And can you sleep in a crocodile enclosure? Day in the Life TikTok’s Ranking Conspiracy Theories April Fools Reptile Park Delivery Drivers Debate Pat Bought A Car Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 09, 2025•49 min•Ep. 206

Lu's on the Pod

Lu joins the boys on the pod and causes a ruckus. Will has a freaky sleep paralysis experience. Politics and that. New Car Lu Anna Paul Drama Updates Hospitals Sleep Paralysis Politics and that Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 06, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 205

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