See (nearly) unlimited movies for only ten bucks a month! It was an offer that seemed too good to be true, and in the long run, it was. More than a year later, what have we learned from the MoviePass debacle, and how can we love again? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we talk about the inevitable surprise hit of the summer and about who was clueless enough to bet on Tully . Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Hotel Transylvania 2, The Last Jedi, Mission: Impossible - Fallout
You guys ready to revise those Pixar Best-of lists? 14 years later, is Incredibles 2 a serious contender for the top 10, or do we have a Cars situation on our hands? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Incredibles and Incredibles 2
Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from July, 2018. How can Aqua Man talk underwater? Is Bill & Ted 3 Happening? How will we survive without MoviePass? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Spider-Man 3, Kong: Skull Island, Justice League, the Aqua Man trailer, Split, and those Coca Cola short films that play before the movie....
Need relief from the wildly polarizing backlash of the last Star Wars movie? Listen as our hosts argue about a middle-of-the-road experience and help you find your footing before the next one. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Solo, The Force Awakens, and Rogue One
Are there more bad Jurassic Park movies than good ones? Listen as our hosts grapple with the ramifications of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns, and Liam Gonnason Spoilers: The entire Jurassic Park franchise, Fargo, and the PC game “Ski Free.”
in 2016 we went nuts for the Merc with a Mouth. He’s back, so we are too. Can Deadpool 2 maintain the magic, or is more of the same not good enough? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Simpsons Movie, Deadpool, Logan, and Back to the Future
Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Ocean’s 11, The Great Muppet Caper, and Avengers: Infinity War, Becoming Christopher Robin, and the trailer for Mission: Imp...
Nineteen Marvel Studios films and dang it if we’re not still pumped as all get out. Listen to a group almost as sizable as the case of Avengers: Infinity War go gaga while one guy complains about comic books. Spoilers: The Avengers, Rogue One, Bambi, Watchmen, Captain America: Winter Soldier, and Voldemort’s nose Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Mike Jensen, Jarin Oda, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns.
Shhh... We have lots of thoughts about John Kransinski's first forray into horror. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Cloverfield, Away We Go, It, 13 Hours, It Follows, The Babadook, Stranger things, Super 8, and Godzilla (2014).
Ernest Cline’s beloved treasure trove of pop culture adventure, Ready Player One, was finally adapted into a feature film by none other than Stephen Spielberg! Holy moly! Oh, wait, hang on, we have some problems here… Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Ready Player One (the novel and the movie)
We’ve got complicated and divisive opinions about Alex Garland’s complicated and divisive sci-fi think piece, Annihilation. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter. Spoilers: Annihilation, mild/abstract spoilers for the novel from which it was adapted, and for Avengers.
Forget the Academy! You Hate Movies has the definitive take on this year’s Oscars! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, The Shape of Water, and The Phantom Thread
Our last episode was on the 17th entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. In this episode, we shake things up by taking a deep dive into the 18th movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! Is Black Panther actually one of the best things to happen to cinema, or something else? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Black Panther, The Lion King, and Avengers: Age of Ultron
Do you realize that there are now seventeen Marvel Studios movies? Guess what, we still like them. In fact, we like #17, Thor: Ragnarok, quite a bit. Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Avengers: Age of Ultron, Thor 2, The Lion King, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers, The Last Jedi, Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Man of Steel
We watched a beloved bad movie just so we could watch a new good movie about a bad movie. Here’s what we think about The Room and The Disaster Artist. Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Spider-Man 2, The Disaster Artist, The Room, and The Family Stone
After the 2016 slump, You Hate Movies is back with our annual Top 10 movies of the year. Horror, art house, super heroes, and a romantic humanoid river monster all find their way into our hall of fame. Here are our top 10 favorite movies of 2017. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Blade Runner, Logan, Snatch, Wonder Woman
A bunch of excited Star Wars fans pile into the theater for Rian Johnson’s much-anticipated sequel: The Last Jedi. We left the theater arguing. Now you can listen to more of it. Spoilers: Star Wars: The Last Jedi, The Force Awakens, and Back to the Future 2 Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns
Happy holidays to all casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles! For the third year in a row, You Hate Movies is bringing a grand tradition from out of our homes and into your yuletide movie room: The 33 Days of Christmas Movies!
Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we talk about the surprise hit of the summer and about who was clueless enough to bet on Transformers: The Last Knight. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
Like most of the world, we saw the new adaptation of Stephen King’s "It." Listen to three hardcore fans of the novel sort out their feelings with two ladies who just learned about Pennywise this week. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter Spoilers: It, Marvel's Avengers, (and at the very end, with warning) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Can you believe there are folks in the You Hate Movies camp who had never seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s mockumentary masterwork, Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan? Okay, it was just Bethany, but still! Listen as we revisit this unique moment in cinema and find out if Bethany Allen survived the shock. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Borat, and Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Ju...
We're playing Save or Kill once again, this time with beloved action films. Faced with two action flicks, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: When two Save or Kill options are listed, spoilers for those movies may follow.
Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from August, 2017. What fate awaits the Transformers cinematic universe? How does Woody Harrelson describe the Han Solo spinoff? Is Bruce Willis sleeping through his new movie? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Death Wish trailer
Hey! Six films in, Spider-Man got his best movie! Let’s argue about it a bit. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: All Spider-Man movies, Superman, and Batman Returns,
It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode is the grand finale: War for the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: War for the Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Logan, and the original 1968 Planet of the Apes.
It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, District 9, Batman Begins, Alien Covenant, Batman v Superman, Congo
It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode, Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Planet of the Apes, Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes reboot, Forrest Gump, The Terminator
Four movies in, Warner Brothers and DC have finally landed a picture that people seem to mostly like: Patty Jenkin’s Wonder Woman. In this episode we’ve got a panel of men and women arguing about just how good Wonder Woman really is, while engaging in a fair amount of nitpicking. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Mike Jensen, and Patrick Poter. Spoilers: Wonder Woman, Batman v Superman, Captain America: The First Avenger, as well as minor spoilers for Splash....
In today’s episode we ask the burning modern question: If you love trailers, do you hate movies? Are trailers one way of enhancing the moviegoing experience, or do they just spoil everything? Featuring: Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Captain America: Civil War, Quarantine, Terminator Genisys, Jurassic Park, Jurassic World, Rogue One, Godzilla (2014), From Dusk ‘till Dawn, Watchmen, and Eyes Wide Shut
