It's the biggest night in movies! Listen in as our star-studded cast presents this year's best-of-the-best in filmmaking accomplishment. Nominated by our esteemed hosts and voted on by a juror of You Hate Movies Patrons, these are the You Hate Movies "Haties" Awards!
Finally! The definitive best movies of 2024 lists are in. Buckle up for our panel of expert cinephiles arguing their way through a few big agreements and many petty squabbles as we settle this year’s cinematic top tens. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Taylor Warren, and Tyler Hanns
Listen as we put our resident expert cinephiles and guest patrons to the test in a harrowing contest of Christmas movie trivia! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Bailey, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, Sarah Hanns, Taylor Burdiss, and Tyler Hanns
The whole world seems to hate Joker: Folie à Deux, but the definitive take, as always, comes from You Hate Movies. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
More than four decades and nine feature films—we are ranking the entire Alien franchise from worst to best. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter
It's been forty-four years since the original Alien film, and we're still watching these things even though they haven't been good since the '80s. Does Alien: Romulus bring back the magic of the original film, or is it another dud? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Lexi Listek, and Patrick Porter
14 years after the first big-screen Wolverine and Deadpool crossover, we’re here again. Is the record-breaking blockbuster everything audiences hoped it would be? Or has this long-anticipated redemption been foiled by the declining MCU? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Peter Hornberger
Join us as Josh recaps the Planet of the Apes reboot trilogy, and then reviews the neverending franchise's latest installment. Featuring: Josh Porter
Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from May 2024. Do critics love Furiosa? Is Hugh Jackman a coward? What the heck is a review embargo? Our expert opinions, analysis, and arguments await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter
Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Our panel of expert cinephiles (and readers) have all read and seen Dune 2 and are fully prepared to offer praise, to nitpick, and to argue about whether or not Timothy Chalamet ruined the movie. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter
Glamorous! Who are you wearing? It's award season at You Hate Movies, and we have thoughts about the Oscars. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Your resident expert cinephiles have finally compiled the definitive list of the top 10 movies of 2023. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Join our expert cinephile panel as we rank the top five greatest cinematic depictions of Santa in movie and Christmas history! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, and Tyler Hanns
Cowabunga! Three longtime Ninja Turtle fans and one complete newcomer to the IP have gone through Mutant Mayhem and back and returned to argue about it. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Matt Hughes
Well, all of us saw Oppenheimer, but only one of us saw Barbie. But that won't stop us from arguing about both! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Spanning four decades, nine movies, and two franchises, Rocky Balboa and Adonis Creed come head to head as we rank every Rocky and Creed movie from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter
What better way to end the year than with our top ten favorite movies of 2022? Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns
Happy Halloween! It's time to complete David Gordon Green's Halloween quasi-reboot trilogy. Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns
There’s still time to immerse yourself in Halloween through the power of movies. We’ll tell you how! Our panel of cinephiles has assembled their own respective Halloween movie recommendation lists. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter
Earlier this year Hulu managed to shock the world with the unimaginable: A very good sequel to a franchise genre film with Prey. Can they do it again with Hellraiser, one of the most unique and beloved horror films of all time? No. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter
As we celebrate the greatness of Prey, it's time to rank all seven movies in the Predator franchise from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, and Patrick Porter
The unthinkable has happened! In an era of threadbare sequels hopelessly abandoned to streaming services, one magnificent entry rises up from the ashes of the Predator franchise. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Levi Warren, and Patrick Porter
The god of thunder is back! But is there any thunder left in a decidedly un-cinematic Marvel Universe bogged down by underwhelming non-events and Disney TV shows? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
In the final installment of our three-episode journey into the Jurassic Park franchise, we're learning what the Jurassic World trilogy means to its evolving target audience.
In this second installment of our three-episode journey into the Jurassic Park franchise, we're debriefing the sixth and ostensibly final entry in the Jurassic saga. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, and Patrick Porter
In this first installment of our three-episode journey into the jurassic park franchise, Josh is taking a deep dive into Jurassic Park and its sequels, what does and doesn’t work, and how Jurassic World: Dominion fares as the saga’s conclusion.
Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Play along and let us know which movies you think will be the top 10 of the summer. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
Listen in awe as not even our most dedicated Marvel apologists can find anything nice to say the Disney corporation's latest blockbuster. Featuring: Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
We watch a lot of movies. In this bonus episode—previously exclusive to Patreon—we’ll take a (relatively) spoiler-free tour of what we’ve been watching and to whom we would recommend or warn against it. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns
