In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everything you need to know about the chupacabra. Tom bedazzles his uniform pants, V tries his hand at hentai casting couch direction, and Mattsquatch questions the cultural diversity of Wisconsin in the 1990s.
On this episode, Old Testament prophet of the Northern Kingdom, Tom, and 14 time Emmy award-winning television producer, V, are joined by Democratic minority leader of the Senate, Yakov Alive as they discuss the reasoning behind some of the more well-known Jewish conspiracies. Tom pledges his allegiance to Big Brother, V sets up a new profile on JDate, and Yakov adamantly insists that the wall is being built along the southern border.
On this episode, sh*tty alternate reality version of himself, Tom, and late night infomercial fortune teller, V, discuss the various theories regarding deja vu. Tom rips a hole in the fabric of time and space by pulling his penis out during an instance of deja vu and V curses God for not delivering his mutant powers in a timely manner.
On this episode, blood, semen, breast milk and urine donor, Tom, and tobacco spit mason jar preserver, V, are joined by spirit cooking mixologist, Jerry from FOJ Live, as they discuss the failed campaign chair of the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign, John Podesta, and why he's a disgusting human being from any objective standpoint. Tom issues a regional amber alert, V reminds the spirit cookers not to forget the piss, and Jerry promotes his unpopular Etsy store.
On this episode, woodland man-deer-tree cryptid, Tom, and infiltrator of the Skywalker Ranch, V, are joined by concert skin flautist, Yakov Alive as they discuss the Navajo taboo topic of the Skinwalker and how it could just be a big, fat government conspiracy. Tom snaps the infinity condom, V is captured masturbating on grainy trail cam footage, and Yakov argues the geopolitical consequences of the Skinwalker nation state.
On this episode, glitching shapeshifter, Tom, and wax animatronic, V, consider the various theories and origins of reptilians. Tom straddles the fence of belief for the first time, and V goes all the way with a hot alien babe. Join the boys as they recklessly accuse every celebrity and politician of being a slimy lizard person.
On this episode, cowardly Broward County Sheriff's Deputy, Tom, and over-the-top crisis actor, V, discuss the real life dangers of the United States' favorite alphabet agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, and their darkest project that we know of: MKULTRA. Tom shoots himself in the foot with the heart attack gun and V shacks up with an LSD-dosing hooker in a shady San Francisco hotel room. Join the boys as they REDACTED in the REDACTED with their REDACTED and REDACTED penises.
On this episode, fan of the Hellboy reboot, Tom, and fan of the original Hellboy, V, are joined by the guy who summons real Hellboys, Dave Outlandish, for his lecture entitled "A Non-Mystical Methodology for Modeling the Paranormal Experience." Tom exposes his tiny vocabulary, V penetrates some spheres, and Dave sets out on a mission to fight God.
On this episode, Tom and Ryan, victims of the Clinton Body Count (numbers 23 and 48 respectively), are left high and dry by all other members of the team to talk about an issue that will inevitably result in their suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: The Deep State. Tom half-assedly describes the most notable political hit jobs over the last few decades and Ryan explains why you should always wear a rubber when dealing with desert women.
On this episode, cancer rabbit scientist, Tom, and practical joker taxidermist, V, take to the trails of the Wyoming badlands to track down the elusive jackalope only to get their hands covered in jackrabbit melanoma. Tom renounces his 1/1028 African American heritage over the recent Black Lives Matter missteps, and V votes yes on jackalope legislation in the Wyoming State House of Representatives.
In this episode, cannibalistic mad lib enthusiast, Tom, and Santa letter-writing death row inmate, Dustin, are joined by Slim Jim-snapping Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, V (voiced by Macho Man Randy Savage), as they discuss the life and times of serial rapist and child murderer Albert Fish. Tom serves up a plate of fat ass, Dustin finds himself up piss creek with only a studded spanking paddle, and V shares the emotional strain he suffered from his feuds with Tito Santana and Hulk Hogan....
In this episode, county coroner, Tom, unlicensed medical examiner, Dustin, and the re-animated body of a John Doe homeless man, Mattsquatch, explain the proper way to please your deceased boyfriend. Mattsquatch is reincarnated as a Bavarian king, Tom ejaculates post-mortem, and Dustin makes a pass at a liquefied corpse.
In this episode, planet-conquering warlord, Tom, is joined by OT Level 40 Scientologist, V, and the warden of the prison housing Xenu, Mattsquatch, as they discuss the proper way to court a ghost and go all the way on the first date. All three are added to the Spectral Offender Registry and contract venereal disease from a weak-handed handy jay.
In this episode, conqueror of The Further, Tom, and spirit realm voyeur, Dustin, discuss all the ethically questionable things your disembodied spirit can do while separated from your body. Tom rants about Stephen King for the 47th time, and Dustin describes how far he's willing to go with his own clone. His answer may surprise you but probably wont.
In this episode, Republican Senator from Arizona, Tom, and former Democrat Speaker of the House, Fetusberry Crunch, are joined by Green Party Presidential Candidate, Ryan, to talk about the conspiracy surrounding the supposed death of Jeffrey Epstein. This fictional political quorum comes together to shed light on the controversy and bash beloved television programs like Law and Order, CSI, Criminal Minds, and NCIS. Note: None of the men on this program are suicidal, and all three are in excepti...
