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You Don't Know What You're Doing

David Earl / Keep It Light Media x.com
A football podcast which follows Exeter City FC, but sometimes they'll talk about Ipswich Town and Man Utd but to be honest, they usually forget to talk about football - full stop. Join David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra and delve into the world of Exeter City and everything in between and way beyond.
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Episodes

S3 Ep56: Andy Goldstein and the Numb C*ck

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by the very funny Andy Goldstein and chat about football for no longer than 45 seconds. They get sidetracked a fair bit. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl www.Gorchesterutd...

Feb 22, 202453 minSeason 3Ep. 56

S3 Ep56: Chloe Petts, Crystal Palace and Toblerones

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by the brilliantly funny Chloe Petts to play a crap new game David's invented. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl www.Gorchesterutd.com Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Feb 15, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 3Ep. 58

S3 Ep55: "Happy Jon' Premiere and Phone-In

David, Jon and Alfie play Jon a song that they've written for him. The first of the Jon album. They then open up the Zoom to chat to people about Exeter City's surge up League 1. Lovely stuff. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to...

Feb 12, 20241 hr 3 minSeason 3Ep. 56

S3 Ep54: Mark Goldbridge and Alfie's Music Anxiety

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by Mark Goldbridge to chat all things United Stand and then play the anagram game 'Floor Tables'. Alfie then chats to David and Jon about his music career. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patr...

Feb 08, 20241 hr 2 minSeason 3Ep. 54

S3 Ep53: Bristol Rovers, Skinny Dipping and Why pockets?

David, Jon and Alfie dissect Exeter's one nil loss to Bristol Rovers for about seven minutes and then move on to skinny dipping and what pockets used for back in the olden days. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/da...

Feb 05, 202453 minSeason 3Ep. 54

S3 Ep52: The Transfer Window Slams Shut!!!

Colonel Trandy, the lower league's Fabrizio Romano, joins David and Jon to chat about all things League 1 transfers. And blood blisters. And Kyle Hudson. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl www.Gorchesterut...

Feb 02, 202455 minSeason 3Ep. 53

S3 Ep51: Trying to Convince Nat Cassidy To Support Exeter City

This week the guest is the brilliantly funny Natalie Cassidy. Davi, Jon and Alfie try and convince her to support Exeter City but end up talking about trashing hotels. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl ww...

Feb 01, 20241 hr 5 minSeason 3Ep. 48

S3 Ep50: Jon Wants To Be A Stormtrooper and Gary Out-ers

David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter's brilliant win over Barnsley and then have a chinwag about all the Gary Out-ers, Jon wanting to be in Star Wars and David's terrible memory. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com...

Jan 29, 202446 minSeason 3Ep. 50

S3 Ep49: 'Happy Jon' and Smashed Kneecaps - BONUS BRISTOL EP!

David, Jon and Alfie look back on Exeter's super little one nil win over Bristol Rovers. They also chat about writing a song for Jon and hear about David's horrific fall whilst watching IFollow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 25, 202449 minSeason 3Ep. 49

S3 Ep48: Charlie Baker Sticks The Knife In And It's Fun

The very funny Charlie Baker joins David, Jon and Alfie to stick the knife in regarding Exeter's current situation. It's lovely and funny. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl www.Gorchesterutd.com Learn mor...

Jan 25, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 3Ep. 48

S3 Ep47: This Week It Gets A Bit Tense

We umm-ed and aah-ed about putting this out but thought it best to show the highs and lows of soccerball. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidearl www.Gorchesterutd.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

Jan 22, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 3Ep. 47

S3 Ep46: Listening To James Vickery In The Bath

Head of Devon Sport, the brilliant James Vickery, joins David, Jon and Alfie to chat about falling in love at a football stadium, leaving a game early and becoming a 'Fader W**ker'. They then open up the Zoom and take some calls. One gets rather quietly spicy. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creatin...

Jan 18, 202456 minSeason 3Ep. 46

S3 Ep45: David Scouts For Exeter City and Phone-In

David excitedly tells Jon and Alfie all about his day at Forest Green to watch them play Harrogate. Why was David there? To scout Abraham Odoh. His favourite player in League 2. What a wonderful experience for him. David, not Abraham. They then open up the Zoom and take some calls. One gets rather quietly spicy. Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league footb...

Jan 15, 20242 hr 7 min

S3 Ep44: Football Fans Bums and Plymouth Argyle

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by the founder of Machynlleth Comedy Festival and Plymouth supporter, Henry Widdicombe. They chat about bums, referee assistants and other stuff. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuf...

Jan 12, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 3Ep. 43

S3 Ep43: The Lower League Fabrizio Romano

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by Colonel Trandy - the lower league's Fabrizio Romano to give them all his Exeter transfer gossip. A fascinating and dedicated man, what the Colonel doesn't know about lower league transfers isn't worth knowing. He has also put together a very rude and sexy football eleven. Which is unlike him, to be honest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 11, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 3Ep. 34

S3 Ep42: Probing David For Answers and The Arrival Of Prince Jon

Alfie and Jon probe David for some answers to some of his comments. Is the pod too close to the club? Does the pod enjoy The Heritage Lounge too much? And Alfie and David witness the arrival of Prince Jon. Trumpets, please. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league footb...

Jan 08, 202452 minSeason 3Ep. 42

S3 Ep41: Digging For Transfer Gossip and Buying Jon A Suit

David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter's new signing, Luke Harris and then Alfie and David dig around Jon for transfer gossip. They then offer to buy Jon a new suit. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our...

Jan 05, 202444 minSeason 3Ep. 41

S3 Ep40: Reading FC

David, Jon and Alfie chat about Exeter's 3-2 loss to Reading. Jon was at the game, in the Reading boardroom - and he's feeling really down about the loss. Lots to chat about here. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, includin...

Jan 02, 202456 minSeason 3Ep. 40

S3 Ep39: Xmas Phone-In: Exeter 1 Wycombe 0

David, Jon and Alfie open up the Zoom lines again and chat about Exeter's wonderful little one nil win over Wycombe. Oh, the joy! Alfie also takes us back to the loss at Cambridge and is brutal with his analysis. They then chat to Dragon from Germany on Zoom. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where ...

Dec 29, 20231 hr 32 minSeason 3Ep. 39

S3 Ep38 - Woody from Bastille - Plymouth Argyle

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by Woody - the drummer from the super successful band, Bastille. Woody is Plymouth through and through, so let's see if he gets onto that leaderboard. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, inclu...

Dec 20, 20231 hr 11 minSeason 3Ep. 38

S3 Ep37: Sunday Night Phone-In: Exeter 1 Stevenage FC 1

David, Jon and Alfie open up the Zoom lines again off the back of Exeter's one all draw with Stevenage and everyone's spirits are high. They chat to Peter from Norway. They talk about the best pies eaten at a game. And they talk about the worst willies ever seen in a shower. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online co...

Dec 18, 20231 hr 29 minSeason 3Ep. 37

S3 Ep36: Jon Petrie and Crystal Palace

David, Jon and Alfie are joined by the head of BBC Comedy Jon Petrie. Jon did what David has done and pushed Man UTD to the side and supported a smaller club. (Crystal Palace were the bottom of the Championship when he started following them) Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk...

Dec 07, 20231 hr 13 minSeason 3Ep. 36

S3 Ep35: Alex Petrovic and Fulham

David and Jon are joined by comedian Alex Petrovic who has been to SO MANY Europeans stadiums and it's bloody lovely to listen to. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Go...

Nov 30, 20231 hr 3 minSeason 3Ep. 35

S3 Ep34: Saturday Night Phone-in: Bolton 7 Exeter City 0

David, Jon and Alfie open up the Zoom lines again off the back of Exeter's 7 nil loss to Bolton. Blinking hell. Does Assad call in? Do they receive two big shocks throughout the night? Exeter fans have their say. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league foot...

Nov 27, 20231 hr 51 minSeason 3Ep. 34

S3 Ep33: Andy Goldstein and Man Utd

David and Jon are joined by the brilliant Andy Goldstein who blows David's mind with all his Man Utd anecdotes. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then s...

Nov 23, 20231 hr 24 minSeason 3Ep. 33

S3 EP32: Sunday Night Phone-in - Are We Jonathan Ross Wannabes?

David, Jon and Alfie open up the Zoom lines to invite people in to have their say. Praying for the return of Arsad. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorch...

Nov 20, 20231 hr 26 minSeason 3Ep. 32

S3 Ep31: Julian Tagg - President of Exeter City

This is big! David and Jon - and Alfie have got arguably the main man on the pod. During this tricky period it was brilliant to chat with Mr Tagg. Hope you enjoy. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our ow...

Nov 16, 20231 hr 22 minSeason 3Ep. 31

S3 Ep30: Fleetwood Town

David and Jon are joined by Alfie Indra to chat about Exeter's 3 nil loss to Fleetwood Town - they now haven't won in 12 games. They then receive a mysterious phone call from a man call Arsad who has his say on the current situation. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower le...

Nov 12, 202348 minSeason 3Ep. 30

S3 Ep29: Cameron Dawson - Sheffield Wednesday and Exeter City Goalkeeper

Joining David and Jon this week is the brilliant Sheffield Wednesday and Exeter goalkeeper Cameron Dawson. He chats about the promotion winning season with Exeter, re-joining Sheffield Wednesday and then reveals whether he takes a little kit bag into the goal with him during a game. What pleasure to meet him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 08, 20231 hr 7 minSeason 3Ep. 29

S3 Ep28: Wigan Athletic

David and Jon chat about Exeter's loss to Wigan in the FA Cup and Jon has his say. Thanks for listening! You can follow us on Twitter @mynewfootyclub and on instagram @mynewfootballclub Presented by David Earl and Jon Beer. And if you'd like to receive episodes early and be part of an online community - where we chat once a month and talk lower league football and Exeter amongst other stuff, including creating our own make-believe football team, Gorchester UTD then sign up to Patreon.com/davidea...

Nov 06, 202330 minSeason 3Ep. 28
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