R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, Bob finds a cursed audiobook, Mario discovers bugs at work, and Brandon spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming! (00:00) Introduction (05:35) Mario's History Lesson (22:24) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (46:54) Legal Problems ft. Josh Moniz (52:39) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:24:14) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:53:17) Brandon's Chapter Summary (2:31:38) Overall Review Support us on Patreon! Video ve...
Jun 16, 2025•2 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 17
It's a Hoops Party! On today's YCSM, Mario discovers the magic of the Game Dot Com, Brandon learns how to use an umbrella from the Backstreet Boys, and Garfield slides into Bob's DMs! (00:00) Introduction (04:15) Mario's History Lesson (29:57) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (57:26) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:17:28) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:35:08) Mario's Chapter Summary (2:01:42) TV Episode Discussion (3:13:44) Overall Review Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: h...
Dec 31, 2024•3 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 16
bröther may i have some spööks? On this episode of YCSM, Brandon ponders how one throws a bee, Mario wants Mothman and Slenderman to kiss, and Bob discovers what mud monsters are really made of! (00:00) bröther may i have some spööks? (03:24) Mario's History Lesson (14:43) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (37:58) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:13:03) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:26:37) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:46:39) TV Episode Discussion (2:12:44) Overall Review (2:19:15) Podcast Updates! ...
Oct 16, 2024•2 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Bad dog! On this episode of YCSM, Bob has a bad dream, Brandon writes a sentence guaranteed to give you a migraine, and Mario gets a phone call! (00:00) Dog Mess Express (04:53) Introduction (09:24) Mario's History Lesson (29:23) "Judging a Book by Its Cover" ft. Brandon (58:30) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:22:29) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (1:50:02) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon (2:28:13) TV Episode Discussion (3:17:10) Overall Review Support us on Patreon! Video version of...
Jul 09, 2024•3 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 14
HANDS! BEAUTIFUL HANDS!! On this episode of YCSM, Mario lets out an exasperated sigh, Bob can't find his Brain Grain™ cereal, and Brandon can't stop screaming! (00:00) Introduction (04:39) Mario's History Lesson (20:08) Cover Discussion (29:28) Bob's Chapter Summary (54:31) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:33:04) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:49:04) TV Episode Discussion (2:20:26) Overall Review Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYT6yhNJULc...
Apr 15, 2024•2 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Beware the dumb witch! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon gives practical advice for dealing with cops, Bob becomes Ceam Taptain, and Mario desperately wishes that Pokémon were real! (00:00) Introduction (05:00) Mario's History Lesson (17:40) Cover Discussion (34:26) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:10:27) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:30:03) Bob's Chapter Summary (2:03:06) TV Episode Discussion (2:23:49) Overall Review Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Dec 25, 2023•2 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha! On this episode of YCSM, Bob recalls years of terrible school lunches, Mario remembers his catchphrase, and Brandon doesn't care about customs! (00:00) A Note from the Network Censor (01:20) Introduction (06:16) Mario's History Lesson (20:10) Cover Discussion (56:12) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:23:04) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:42:55) Brandon's Chapter Summary (2:18:52) TV Episode Discussion (3:00:59) Overall Review Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: htt...
Oct 12, 2023•3 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 11
It's ghost o'clock! On this episode of YCSM, Mario potentially enrages Kingdom Hearts fans, Brandon reminds us why the Goosebumps font in white is a terrible idea, Bob makes a Garfield panini, and Geop shares a bathroom horror story! (00:00) Introduction (06:04) Mario's History Lesson (15:18) Cover Discussion (43:07) Bob's Chapter Summary (1:13:40) Mario's Chapter Summary (1:30:14) Brandon's Chapter Summary (1:52:38) Geop's Chapter Summary (2:22:31) TV Episode Discussion (2:50:26) Overall Review...
Jun 19, 2023•3 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Dear Mom and Dad: HELP! On this episode of YCSM, Brandon has media literacy and pattern recognition, Mario has incredible Skeletor, Snarf, and Krang impressions, and Bob eats a bee! (00:00) Introduction (07:21) Mario's History Lesson (25:16) Cover Discussion (38:45) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:35:07) Chapter Summary Discussion: Brandon (1:58:48) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (2:18:22) TV Episode Discussion (3:05:44) Overall Review (3:19:14) Predict the Twist Support us on Patreon! V...
Apr 10, 2023•3 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Panic! At the Library! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's horny for Beast Wars, Bob cannot stand microfiche erasure, and Trevor Henderson is bloodthirsty for turtle death! (00:00) Introduction (03:24) Trevor's History with Goosebumps (09:44) Cover Discussion (16:56) Chapter Summary Discussion: Trevor (44:03) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (1:10:17) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:33:11) TV Episode Discussion (1:56:36) Overall Review (2:04:14) Predict the Twist Support us on Patreon! Video ...
Jan 02, 2023•2 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 8
I have powers!!! On this special Halloween episode of YCSM, Bob goes dumpster diving, Mario bursts into tears peeling an onion, Grant reveals his deep love of dummies, and Josh gets expelled for projectile vomiting across an entire auditorium! (00:00) AITA to get rid of her creepy dummy? (04:26) Introduction (13:35) Mario's History Lesson (22:07) Cover Discussion (34:37) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (1:08:51) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:48:27) Chapter Summary Discussion: Grant and Jo...
Oct 31, 2022•2 hr 47 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Left-handers rule! On this unseen episode of You Can't Scare Me, Rachel turns invisi, Bob tries to remember the long forgotten art of renting physical movies from physical stores, and Mario gets brain freeze - total vapor lock! (00:00) Introduction (01:32) Mario's History Lesson (12:02) Cover Discussion (24:09) Chapter Summary Discussion: Mario (1:07:57) Chapter Summary Discussion: Rachel (1:36:00) Chapter Summary Discussion: Bob (1:57:36) TV Episode Discussion (2:36:12) Overall Review (2:41:32)...
Oct 01, 2022•2 hr 49 min•Season 1Ep. 6
What's an ankh? On this special bonus episode, Mario eyes a curvaceous mummy, Rachel deploys her improv skills, and Bob cruises for chicks by blasting his sound effects CD! (00:00) Opening Skit (04:27) Introduction (06:58) Are You Afraid of the Dark Retrospective (25:30) TV Episode Discussion (1:42:12) Outro Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btTpW7MAo4I...
Aug 26, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 5
False advertising! On this episode of YCSM, Mario's upset this book doesn't have mummies or curses in it, Bob gets really thirsty, and Rachel's shoes are constantly coming untied! (00:00) Introduction (04:42) Mario's History Lesson (12:17) Three Sentence Summary (15:23) Cover Discussion (23:05) Book Discussion (3:01:09) Overall Review (3:05:39) Predict the Twist Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEt8gKBLQBI...
Jul 04, 2022•3 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Is that Ryan Gosling?? On this episode of YCSM, Rachel is M.I.A., Mario tells us the tale behind his vomit backpack, and Bob careens into oncoming traffic! (00:00) Introduction (02:12) Mario's History Lesson (07:34) Three Sentence Summary (10:34) Cover Discussion (24:52) Book Discussion (2:29:20) TV Episode Discussion (3:08:44) Overall Review (3:13:17) Alternate Titles (3:14:46) Predict the Twist (3:17:17) Super Secret Segment Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https://www.y...
Mar 21, 2022•3 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 4
What's the deal with airline food??? In this continuation of last episode's conversation about Monster Blood, Bob becomes vexed by modems, Mario avoids being wrong on the internet, and Rachel staunchly refuses to cast magic spells! (00:00) Introduction (02:50) "Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion (41:55) "More Monster Blood" TV Episode Discussion (1:08:51) Overall Review Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M15FI7TbMkU...
Jan 24, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 3
It's a big sticky mess! On this first YCSM episode of 2022, Mario reveals his ability to take extremely fast bio breaks, Rachel didn't do her homework, and Bob talks way too much about slime toys! (00:00) Introduction (00:46) Introduction (01:57) Mario's History Lesson (06:13) A Brief History of Slime Toys (16:15) Cover Discussion (20:58) Book Discussion (1:59:14) Mario's Review (2:09:36) Alternate Titles (2:11:48) Predict the Twist Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https:/...
Jan 21, 2022•2 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Hamburgers for everyone! On this episode of YCSM Rachel gets a new nickname, Bob learns how to pick locks from the local delinquent, and Mario becomes infatuated with some very good numbers. (00:00) Introduction (01:37) Mario's History Lesson (04:25) Three Sentence Summary (06:53) Cover Discussion (17:36) Book Discussion (1:32:26) TV Episode Discussion (1:54:47) Overall Review (2:01:07) Alternate Titles (2:03:27) Predict the Twist Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast: https://w...
Nov 24, 2021•2 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 2
There goes the neighborhood! On the very first episode of You Can't Scare Me, Bob falls in love with the best puppy, Mario has issues with an old family heirloom, and Rachel gets acclimated to her constantly haunted bedroom! (00:00) Introduction (11:03) A Brief History of Jovial Bob (15:22) Cover Discussion (17:55) Book Discussion (1:19:36) TV Episode Discussion (1:53:44) Alternate Titles (1:56:05) Mario's Review (1:58:34) Predict the Twist Support us on Patreon! Video version of this podcast:...
Oct 26, 2021•2 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 1
