Thinking of moving to Canada? Of course you are and we can help. Yes We Canada is the American Progressives Guide to getting the fuck out. Canada… explained… hilariously.
Send us a text With sixty senators over sixty, the current American Senate is the oldest in history. Permanent guest host Mio Adilman and regular host Matt Zimbel do a deep dive into why our politicians are decomposing, right in front of us. This podcast never gets old! Support the show
Send us a text Did you ever wonder how 82 year old Joe Biden and his family and advisors thought he could actually execute the presidency of the United States, the second most demanding job in the world for another four years? Well, so did God. If you want to holler at us: yeswecanadapodcast@gmail.com Support the show
Send us a text In a few days we're gonna have an election in Canadastan! Elections have consequences...We're about to have some consequences! Support the show
Send us a text Do you enjoy a dysfunctional human resources story with catastrophic national ramifications as much as I do? No, I'm not talking about Pete Hegseth...yet. This one is local - but these days local is global. This is the tale of Justin Trudeau's downfall... It's sad, but fun! You can reach the Yes We Canada breaking news desk here: zimbel@videotron.ca Support the show...
Send us a text For those of you who have been the Yes We Canada party faithful for the past five years, you may remember that we did an episode that was called "Not the 51st State, Y'all". It streamed first on January 12, 2021 and explored the vast differences between the United States and The Canada. It was written and produced at a time when, unlike today, the people who ran the White House were not Non compos mentis. In picking his cabinet Donald Trump made one commitment to himself. "I will ...
Send us a text Trade war, anyone? Get your rations and meet me in the trenches! Support the show
Send us a text AI is coming for us all so I want to introduce you to my new bot friends. I call them Chloe and Cody. They have a bodcast about our podcast. I like to think of them as very professional announcers and yet… deeply attracted to each other, but currently in other relationships. So, there’s always an electric sexual tension between them in the studio…the wanton want…the unfulfilled desire, their knobby bot knees touching inconspicuously under the recording console … Chloe’s cheeks blu...
Send us a text Biden left Trump a letter in the Oval on the Resolute Desk. But before Trump got in, we got in and went through the garbage can and found Biden’s deleted drafts…garbage journalism? You bet and we're proud of it! Trump’s back! Air sickness bag anyone? We always love to hear from you! zimbel@videotron.ca Support the show! www.patreon/yeswecanada.com Support the show...
Send us a text Say you have trouble concentrating, yeah... just like the rest of us. We made this mini-ep for you. Some highlights from season two and three. Poli-sat (that’s political satire for the focus deprived) is short, snappy and requires little actual thinking. We always love to hear from you - zimbel@videotron.ca is a good place to find us. Check out the tiktok page @tiktok/mattzimbeloffical. Season 4 starts on Feb. 20th, 2025, with “The Letter’ Do not miss it! Support the show...
Send us a text Elections have consequences! School nurses will no longer be allowed to perform gender reassignment surgery at school! Dogs and cats in Springfield can sleep at night knowing that Kristi Noem will be looking after their Homeland security. Elon Musk will do to the government bureaucracy what he did to Twitter. Yep, it's time to move to Canada. This is the final episode of season three. Enjoy? Support the show...
Send us a text The Washington Post wouldn't do it but Yes We Canada sure will. This is our endorsement for president of the United States of America. But because we are the Swiss Army Knife of political satire podcasting we will also touch lightly on the size of Arnold Palmer's penis, pet eating and other critical issues facing the American electorate. Support the show...
Send us a text We've been reading the polling in this US election cycle and it looks like Black is the new orange! Donald Trump may be creating a new Black job in Washington DC and we're back to tell you all about it! Support the show
Send us a text Well, it's a "major announcement" and if we told you right here what it was, why would you listen to the episode? You know, just because we've dedicated our entire working lives to writing stupid podcast promos doesn't mean we haven't thought this through. Support the show
Send us a text My dear American progressives, You know when you get all frustrated with your country and say shit like, "that's it, I'm moving to Canada?" Well, 'movin' to Canada is not as easy as it sounds. But because we are so grateful for your support and so tremendously concerned about your future, you know, once Trump gets re-elected and frees the 700 January 6th 'hostages/political prisoners', we thought you might need some legal counsel . So we booked you a lawyer, on us. Support the sho...
Send us a text Tucker Carlson, American "journalist" decides it's time to fly to Calgary to "liberate" Canada and then jet to Moscow have a "serious talk" with Russian President V. Putin. Much hilarity ensues. Support the show
Send us a text Oh, my Americans y’all love your renegades. Your mavericks on a mission. Your rebels in resistance. Y’all love an armed, chiselled man, on a quest for redemption, to hell with “corporate” and their petty, girly boy, rules. America…where insubordination r …us. Which, in an odd kinda way, explains why, over 9 million people who voted for Obama in 2012 up and decided to vote for Trump in 2016. Cuz y’all love an outsider… no matter what they believe in. Yep, Trump gave the middle fing...
Send us a text There are upstanding Conservatives, staunch Republicans, proud “Never Trumpers” or perhaps we should say; “Never Again, Trumpers” and they’re hurting. They lay their weary anti-woke heads on their pillows at night and dream of Nikki Haley being inaugurated as president on January 20th 2025. Now, gosh, we're sorry to pop your right-wing patriotic bubble… but we're afraid that the Future Felon in Chief - Donny J. is the one who who’ll be representing Republicans on election day and ...
Send us a text Well this is a tough one. This episode went sideways. If we tell you how, we will be accused of rampant spoiler alert. So, press play, and and listen carefully as your 9th favorite podcast loses complete control of the run of show. Support the show
Send us a text In the United States of America, the law and order party currently has a law and order problem. Looks like the Republican nominee for president is wanted on 91 felony counts in four states. Simultaneously his businesses are in civil court in New York, losing on fraud and financial misdoings charges, just like his charities and his um, University. There are so many misdoings a foot that our boy Donny John might just be misdone. His indicted co-conspirators are starting to flip like...
Send us a text 2022 What a year! Fugetaboudit. Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on! You can do it. We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two! We're gonna miss you guys! Support the show
Send us a text Matt was on assignment in the US and guest host Mio Adilman booked a big one! God makes his second appearance on Yes We Canada for an in depth interview on the Presidential field for 2024, living voters voting for dead candidates, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and a few never before heard insights into the Jewish religion from someone who oughta know... the big guy, himself, opens up in this exclusive interview and he's some wrathy. Support the show...
Send us a text In the US there are seven words you can't say on television. Well, in Canada there are 106 words you can't say in Parliament. No shit! Nope, shit is one of them. Support the show
Send us a text You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right? No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right? The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how the Jews like big spending right? Tucker Carlson, George Soros on line one from Martha's Vineyard. Support the show...
Send us a text Wokies and Wokettes, Huge booking on the show today...a feature interview with God. He's been listening to YouTube clips of Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz, Alex Jones and Lauren Bobert and they are bringing the wrath of God. In fact, I've never heard him this wrathy. Support the show
Send us a text Progressives, I read books about Mike Pence so you don’t have to… You’re welcome. You see Mike was your vice president for four years. You may not have noticed him, he was usually sitting ever slightly behind President Donald J. Trump’s right shoulder, staring beatifically off into the middle distance, his brow slightly furrowed, his expression one of deep admiration as his leader spoke, and told yet another lie to the American people. Michael Richard Pence, former vice president ...
Send us a text The Canadian Military is in the midst of a full blown sexual misconduct crisis. It has been going on for years. Now, you might think “crisis” is a little journalistic hyperbole, a little “click bait” to keep y’all listening? Oh, no, check this out… in 2016 and 2017, seven former members of the CAF brought a class action lawsuit against the Government of Canada alleging sexual misconduct, sexual assault, discrimination based on sexual orientation, gender identity and the list goes ...
Send us a text Deplorables… you have now become …delusionals. When you had a tough time selling the triumvirate attack of Antifa / Black Lives Matter / FBI on the Capitol, you pivoted to your “normal tourist visit” narrative which also turned out to be troublesome because of the avalanche of video showing your Trump clad " tourists" beating cops like blood thirsty barbarians. So, you pivoted yet again and started calling your insurrection ; “legitimate political discourse”. Discourse? Of course....
Send us a text Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too. You're not so special. Support the show
Send us a text Americans! Hello, Bonjour, welcome to season two. Let’s get you up to date. When we last spoke, in May of 2021, Trump supporters were claiming that the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was actually executed by the FBI in a joint venture with Black Lives Matter and Antifa who were false flagging the riot by masquerading in Trump merch. Wow a lot of BS to unpack there, no? And that’s not all… A lot has happened in America since our last episode in Season 1… the Corona Virus r...
Send us a text The British Columbians are masters at running “pirate economies”. Centuries before the current BC Bud enterprise was launched, the fur trade was a huge part of the BC economy when the Europeans arrived in the home of the First Nations with lots of arrogant ambition and a buffet of epidemics. That was followed by a few slightly sleazy gold rushes and then some pretty dedicated exploitation of the Japanese, Chinese and other Asians. During prohibition in the U.S., B.C. became the li...
