46 - Twilight

Vampires and werewolves and Kristen Stewart, oh my! We're back, and this week's episode is coming to you live from FORKS, WA. Just kidding, but when the pandemic's over we will be posting a Go Fund Me link to  get us over there for a live broadcast on Stephanie Meyer Day, and all the mushroom ravioli we can eat.

Don't get the significance of the mushroom ravioli? That's OK, neither did we. In fact, there's a lot that confused us about this film, such as: 'why is every single boy at this tiny fucking high school obsessed with Bella Swann?' 'why did every other student conveniently not notice the fact that Edward flew across a car park at lightning speed and stopped a car?' and perhaps most importantly, 'what the hell do Bella and Edward see in each other?!' Do we answer any of these questions? No. But is this a seriously funny episode? Hell, yes. *fangs*