Y'all Ever Quit Drinking?
Hampton and Dave call the quarantine protestors dumb and read some listener emails about quitting substance use during a pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave call the quarantine protestors dumb and read some listener emails about quitting substance use during a pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton go pretty riff-crazy this week. There was some pizza in there, and some murder, but the real highlight was System of a Down. This is a System-of-a-Down-heavy episode for SURE. They also read your stories, as always. This week featured stories of learning Korean and, of course, stories of sex with a pillow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave can't sleep and he has a zit, and he can't shut up about it. Hampton gives him some helpful hints about it. They read some messages from listeners that are literally successfully dating while in quarantine. Also some bidet mishaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hampton and Dave go through more of your Covid-19 stories. This week is all about having a stressful life, and then ALSO there is quarantine. Quarantine is painting everything in life with a fat stress brush. Hampton wears an American Flag as a shawl for this entire recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hampton and Dave read listeners' stories of dealing with quarantine and the most stressful groceries week in American history. Also, they discuss FREAKING OUT and how to prevent that and also that they have failed at preventing that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hampton and Dave record remotely because of coronavirus quarantining! Social distancing, bro! You gotta do it! You also gotta podcast, though. You have to. They talk about feeling terrified of COVID-19, and feeling optimistic about life after, and about anxiety in general, and also about shitting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton share some stories about literally scaring yourself. Sure you thought someone scared you, but there was no one there, so no one else scared you, you scared yourself. Anxiety sucks dude. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton say goodbye. And hello! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
WELCOME TO Y'ALL EVER?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton catch up with their dear friend and fellow comedian Erin Lennox, then talk with her at length about the suicides she’s dealt with in her life, and about the process of coping with the suicide of a loved one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton finally talk about their heroes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hampton and and Dave have the trial of the century to see who is more like Kurt Cobain/Adolf Hitler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave & Hampton read some very nice emails and give some updates on the future of Suicide Buddies/Y'all Ever. Just like the title says. The title also sounds like Coheed & Cambria, Dave's favorite band. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton have... ANNOUNCEMENTS. Also they talk about shitting! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton sir and read through some of your emails this episode. It’s been a minute since they dug through the ol’ buddiesx3 account and you didn’t disappoint. Also Dave sings? What the fuck why Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton talk shit about 3/11 for almost an hour and then Santa shows up. Happy Christmas, happy new year, it’s the third annual 9/11 Christmas 420 and even Jesus is stoned!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Dave and Hampton talk about suicide in Pixar movies and read a few of your suggestions of suicides in other cartoons! Also Supernatural... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
*IN HAMPTON'S BORAT VOICE* MY WIIIIFE is on the show! Dave and Hampton talk about antidepressants with the hilarious Georgea Brooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
HAPPY DANKSGIVING! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton finally settle, once and for all, the oldest argument in the history of human beings thinking things: dogs vs. cats. Of course, they’re deciding based on which is best for you mental health and which they find sexually attractive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chris Conley is a musician most known as singer and songwriter of Saves The Day. Dave and Hampton sit down with him to talk emo, depression, writing, saving lives, having your life saved and how Rage Against The Machine needs to calm down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hampton and Dave get spooky and talk about a curse afflicting German immigrant family working a brewery before and after prohibition, and SOME BULLSHIT Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton interview their good friend Daniel Van Kirk, a podcaster and a comedian with his fair share of history with mental illness. They talk through abandonment, pressure to perform and so much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Lucille Iacovelli underwent plastic surgery twice and both times was so unhappy with the results that she took to the internet with photos and reviews and complaints. What ensued after was years of arguments and lawsuits that ended tragically with her suicide. Hampton and Dave discuss her life and death and the numerous perspectives the internet has on both. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton posted a question on social media: "What video games get you through (or help you out of) depression?" This episode is your answers! Everything from Skyrim to Snake made the cut, as did a rant about how you should actively make sure not to get addicted to video games lolol stay alive plz thx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hampton and Dave gather in Dave’s living room to read some listener emails and talk about how cool and fun it is to have a depressive episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton are back from tour! They catch up on life and mental health and recap their amazing shows on the road and talk for way too long about Xzibit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dave and Hampton are joined by the incredible Rhea Butcher! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
(DEEP SCOTTISH ACCENT) CHERNOBYL! CHERNOBYL! CHERNOBYL! We're talking about the real life scientist at Chernobyl that tried to warn everyone that HBO was coming. Nobody listened. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices