Morning, baby. I uh, I had a little bit of a question. Yeah, I was wondering, you know. Yeah, such a late night last night, and well that's why you came in and I was cooking breakfast tree, So yes, I said breakfast. You know I struggle with that word. Now, how about you pay attention? Yeah, no, hey, no, Well, I wanted to make sure your stomach was nice and full after you filled me so well what I met with dinner. Thank you for the uber eats. But this
morning was lovely too, wasn't it. Now back to what I was saying, Babe, you leave once or twice a month for two to three days, and well you're always so irritable when you leave and so relieved when you come back. What, no, no, why would I ever think that you were with someone else? Wait, you're not with someone else, are you? Thank God? I thought I was about to get a confession of sorts out of you. Goodness, gracious, I'm glad I'm not. No, babe, can you please please
tell me what's going on? Well, I mean, you woofed down lunch yesterday so quickly, and well you're not one to usually sing while you're in the shower, but you are absolutely singing something while you're in there. You're just how and you know, I'm just saying, at any time, it seems like there's a bad moon coming. It's uh, I would say everything because start's going right, but it really feels like everything is going left. And you've just
got me hungry like a wolf for the truth. You're not picking up on any of this, baby, I just I know that, I know. I saw those scratches on you that one day. How long ago? Was it a couple of months? Yeah? And ever since then, things have changed, your schedule, you're your need to well, let's just say you've gotten a little bit more feral and certain regards. I'm not complaining, I'm not I'm not. In fact, baby, I quite like it. I quite like it a lot.
And uh, well, you've always been a little bit of a fuzzy one. I love all the hair all over your body, but there's this different scent to you, particularly when you come back. And I've noticed sometimes your clothes are tattered and torn. Your wardrobe bill has gone up sick agnificantly. And well, you've always been able to put away some food, but you're in need for well I know which throw us to be omnivores, but you've been quite carnivorous. Lightly, baby, I just I just want to
know what's going on. Mm hmm, I just well, I have an idea. No, no, no, no, I want you to know. Whatever it is. I'm not gonna leave you. We'll get through it together, rad or dah. I don't leave. I have a one hundred track record of never leaving. I've had x's come up with clever ways to leave me, but I stick it out until even with friends. Friends. People have told me I should leave in the dusk,
but that's neither here nor there. Baby. Are you a vampire? Well, no, that'd be ridiculous because you'd be leaving every night and you wouldn't be walking. Aren't wait? Are you a day walker? I'm kidding. Are you a werewolf? Well? You see, I thought maybe, just maybe that's exactly what you were gonna say, that you were wearrible. Can I see you transform? Well, I thought you guys could shift. It's just with the move. But can you get control of it? Have you met
at the rere wolves? Are you gonna you did scratch me? That one? You didn't bite its bites bites, so f it's bites. Well, I don't know. There's all kinds of different lore. People always argue about this stuff in YouTube comments, but I guess it just depends on what universe we're talking about. So what is it in this one? Oh? I guess what is it in reality? Crap? That's it. You're a werewolves? No, I mean it's one of those you have the thought and then you have the thought,
and it's quite a spicy thing. You have the thought, and then you put it out of your brain because that's ridiculous and there's got to be another reason. So then you start following, and then you start going through phones, and then you start thinking about possible email combinations, and then you start thinking about password combinations, and then you start putting keystroke recorders on devices and what I'm babe, look at it from my perspective, How long have we
been together? Exactly? Baby, We've been together you and I love you, and I thought I was losing you for a moment, but then when I started piecing more and more stuff together, I smelled perfume on you. But then I saw the blood. Then I realized you didn't watch as many true crime shows as me, So I had to go take care of the car and a body. And you didn't seem to have much memory, at least in the beginning. These last couple of weeks, you have
you found a safe harbor place, so you're safe now. No, so you wait, so you found other rule? Well, I mean something had to turn you into Were you born this way? You weren't born this way? You're not. So that's my dog. It's just my dog Rocky. You know he knows you, he likes you. In fact, he was one of the tip off points where I was like, something's definitely different about you, not just your way you're acting.
He's always been a little bit rambunctious, but when you come around, he knows to settle down more than me, well more than when he's with me. I won't be settling down for anything unless you want to make them. So you how's this gonna work? Then? Are you gonna keep going out? Did you really hurt someone? Okay? Well, I mean nobody can expect you to become immortal and not have some accidents along the way. Are you a mortal? Okay? Well, no one can expect you to become encrypted and not
have some mistakes. Are you considered encryptid What are you anyways? No one can expect you to get these powers and be able to execute them perfectly over not that's why I helped cover it up. No, it luckily. Luckily she had a very sordid, assorted past, so it was pretty easy to make sure that no one took the fall for it. But maybe you were just the karma that she needed. I know, I have the news articles and everything. If you ever want to look at it, maybe that's
for another day. But what about us? Well? How many people know your secret? Just me in the other world? Do I get to meet the other world? Well, if they have some kind of control over what they do, then I'm safe, right and plus, baby, you would never
let something happen to me, right right? Well, with that in mind, how about we how about we make I don't know, a layer, like take one of the spare rooms and we can put up some bars and have a way to make it to where we can make it easier for you to shift, and I could be with you. I don't want you to have to go away unless you're going to the pack thing? Are you? Oh? You transform? Then you meet with the pack? Do you meet with them every time. No, well then how come
I how about on the knots? When you don't go out, I go out, you stay in with me. I would love to meet your pack. What about turning me? Oh, actually, you've got a good point there. Maybe you should get more knowledge about how all this works before we go turn in another person having to lose werewalls. I don't think if we were to end up in prison, I would end up being such a good thing. Got you do they know about the uh huh? And they told you you have to get rid of all humans who
know about you. Maybe I'm not going to do anything to you. No, you can trust me, though there are some other people that have some strained suspicions about what's going on. No, they don't think you're werewolf. It's just some of your coworkers, your boss, A couple of my neighbors have noticed some things. We might need to come up with some cover stories and whatnot. I have a whole board if you, well, we might want to get dressed first, but I put together this detective style board.
And well, I'm I'm glad that I don't have to be suspicious of you anymore. Convicted, we are convicted got to you all right, Well, I love you, baby. Let's let's let's get up and start our day, and thank you for being so honest with me. I love you. Hey, guys and Alexander here, I want to say a huge thank you to absolutely everybody who's been understanding of the process of me moving videos over to Patreon. They should be all available by Tuesday for anybody who wanted to
listen to the older content. Then I also wanted to say thank you to everybody who went over to Xena Alexander dot com, which launched a last week as a soft launch. I guess this is a hard launch because I did actually post about it on my community tab and bought merch. I really thought it would just be me, but there's twenty six of you people who have mugs, twenty six of you who bought I'm not says I'm
Convicted mugs. I'm going to come out with another variation of the mug with just the text I'm not says I'm convicted. And I didn't realize that there's no sweatshirt with no just the words I'm not says I'm convicted on it as well, that there was t shirt, but there wasn't a sweatshirt, so gonna change that. Sorry, thank you guys. Seriously, it's been crazy crazy If you were wanting to get some more stuff, it's not limit I
don't do the limited edition stuff. I know the marketing behind it, because if you put fear of missing out, people will rush to go buy stuff. But I don't know. I grew up stupid, poor. I've been homeless, and I don't mean like the CouchSurfing from friend to friend's couch. I mean like sleeping on abandoned house's front porches that had covering so that no one could see me from the street, and then getting up on trash day and looking through people's tratching hoping that they had some rolling
the dice on botchulism. I can't do that. I can't unless there's a physical reason, like I legit only have a certain number of items on something like physical items. But these are screen printed so there's endless amounts, so they will always be there if you're interested. I don't know. I can't do fear of missing out and then someone feel like they have to put money towards this rather than something else. I would feel so bad if that ever happened anyways, and to that anyone who does decide
to market that way. I have no tea, no shade, no hate towards people who do that. I myself cannot personally do it. It's kind of like smoking. I can't smoke cigarettes. I think they're discussing smelling, but I'm not
judging someone else who decides to do it anyhow. Today's video was actually inspired by a real story where I had an ex who was not a werewolf, but did I did notice some things about them, and they did confess to me something that is not the typical that a lot of people have a lot of shame about. I'm not going to air that out just on the off chance someone were too, because it is pretty particular. Figure out who it was, and when I did, I
did confront them in a similar way. I tried to be very gentle and point out a whole bunch of things I've been noticing. I tried to make sure it was after I had cooked for them. I do a lot of cooking. I love cooking from scratch. I cooked for them and then like sat down so that it's like, look, I just did something nice for you. Look, here's all
the things I've been noticing. Let's have a conversation. And they did confess to me, and I did say, hey, you know, if you're trying to cover this up, here's all the people I promised. There was no dead body. There was no that was just add it in because we're well. Anyways, I thought that it'll be fun, and I thought that this is gonna be a really fun series.
Kind of touched on this with the Rise of re Rends or series, and there is some stuff that we could do over there that's not gonna be done over here. But I really liked the concept of having a monster Boy and I have a lot of Monster Boy audios? Do I I should work on that. You guys like more Monster Boy audios. Anyways, I will stop babbling and I will talk to you guys the next video. Bye.