And so nice of you to be willing to work from my place today. Yeah, this polar vortex has just got everybody just freezing. You must be absolutely colder than you we just did right now? What Yeah, trips him through all that snow just to come here to work. I why don't just sit over there and take a load off? And oh no, no, no, no, I just I'm gonna sit right here in the window sill. This a lot. What Well on sugar, it would seem you've
been working here for a year. You know, I'm a lizard rod, you know, I know I constantly keet tenise and what that tongue do. So I uh, well, yeah, no that's true too. You see me with those crickets and grubs and all kinds of nice, delicious, yummy, pro teen laden insects, and well, I'm just here to tell you that I really really love things with protein in it. Huh yeah, No, you're gonna have to come over here. What. Yeah, I know it's pretty cold in here too. The power
lines just to been wonky all over the cities. And saw that snow dropped down. Yeah, I know the building, even the office is all electric. The gas isn't a. Well, it's not a capin things nice and warm, but I think we'll manage to make do. No, oh, you look really cute today? What to as me? Nuts that you always say that no one says you look cute? Who the hell says you look strained or awkward or weird?
I think you look fine, delicious, divine, unbagged. I have always wanted to do do nothing but to get a nice sorry I keep forgetting on my home. We're not at work. I can't be I guess I can't say some of the things that are on my mind, but I want to invite you to say whatever is on your mind. Now, do you mind come over in here and sit down for a spell a spell? Pardon me, I'm Southern. Sitting down for a spell means just for a little bit, you know. Well, actually, I think you
could help me with a really big problem mine. Have you noticed that my hand hasn't moved or my tail? Plea, just trust me whenever you come over here, and my tail's always pitch and yeah, my legs just just my head cold blooded. Really, baby, I'm really really cold right now. So in order for me to get smoving around and for us to get through all this mountain of work we got before. Is one or two things has got to happen. We're gonna have to say some hail Mary's
and I trust me, I can be quite religious. I love getting down on my knees. Will bust out the holy knee pads or I mean, I need you take them over here and give me a nice tat delicious snuggle. No, no, no, it's a professional thing to do. When you ad a lizard girl running around. We get cold, we need you to come cuddle us. And I would absolutely love nothing more than to have your head right here. Well, I really can't show you. My hands are locked up seriously
feeling see pretty cold. Oh but your touch just shot fire downpine. I'm so you can shoot a lot more to me if you know what I'm saying. No, oh sugar, what I want you to do is say your head upon my tist now, darling, don't don't be so don't be so coy. You've been looking at them mountains for quite some time, in fact, to just sitting there singing about mountain Mama. Want to see my country roads. Don't worry, I have no problem taking you home once I get
nice and loosened up from this state. And I think you've got the key to loosening me up. Cowboy, Yippi, A kaye, let's go what I promise. There's gonna be no need. I will not be going to HJR. And well, I guess you can. But as long as I get to have you titching on me today, that's gonna make it more than worth it, because nerd boy, you have been absolutely delicious. Now come yeah, I called you nerd boy. It's okay. I have something to confess to you. I'm
a nerd too. You think just because I'm all dust you do, I'm not prettified that I don't like to get down with all the nerdy shit that's out there. Let me tell you I'm just as much of a degenerate as this stuff that's peeking out of your briefcase right now. Oh you didn't notice that. I noticed. This isn't the first time either, are we talking anyways? Baby? Come on in. If you don't, well no, I would like for you to do that too, but bring it in.
Wrap your arms around me, rub them up and down my back, snoodle that head into my and then have me absolutely show you what happens when another lizard girl decides to get on the wildside. No, oh, I promise, I'll take these nice little long cloths mine and go all the way up and down your back, wrap my legs around you, stare into your sweet little eyes before I plunge my tongue so down your throat that i'll
be tasting yesterday's creakfast. Yes it will, Oh goodness, And I'll get to hold your head in my hands and tell you that's right. I think you're not just a nerd boy. But a good boy does not sound nice. Oh no, no, no, funnily enough, allow this work. We got ears and just oh there we go. Oh I'm glad you decided to give it a whirl. Oh. I can feel my hands, I can feel the blood moving back through my hands. Oh. But, as I was saying, none of this workhouse to get done. No, this is
just busy work I was given to get done. If it doesn't get finished, no one's gonna care. Now, go on, as I said, please do the damn dude. Just rub your hands all lipping down my body. Yeah, my chest is feeling super tight right now, super duper tight. Run your hands all the way back up to my goodness, gracious, does I feel good to have you just to move in your muscles all up and down mine. It's loosening my muscles right up, just exactly the way I want
it to be. Oh, this is delicious, This is divine, this is wonderful. No, why don't you get choming down to my stomach and just well no, no, there's nothing in it right now. I haven't been able to feel it all day. You get my stomachness and loosened up so I can absolutely get my fill. Oh I wasn't thinking just the grubs today, not just grubs. Mm oh goodness, gracis yet? No, No, down to my hips and just get used to the feel of them. Is you're gonna
be using them as a steering wheel later. But then ooh no, I love you taking the liberties of rolling your hands back towards No, just warm up my whole body at all. It feels nice to be able to move again. I think I'm gonna use you as my warming rock every single day. I don't hear any objection, do I I thought? Not? There we go? No, no, down to my cows and that's in muscular Thank you. I do work out quite a bit, at least a shah. There we go down, lower, lower, and but that WeGo.
You are you, sir? You are too good at this, Delicious. So now that I'm nice and warmed up, how about I find a nice proper way to thank you. Well, I do think you're in need of a promotion. I do think you're in need of my hands and claws all over you. And I think that you definitely need that kiss that I I promised you know, Delicious, You're far too cute to be stuck being someone's personal assistant. No, that's why I found you a job with a different company.
The pace, triple the amount I'll give, the references, and well, you'll finally be doing something that you love. That's right. More importantly, though, my sweet sweet darling, that means that we can continue doing this whenever we want to. No, no, no, no no, I'm not saying I don't want it to be my personal assistant. And contrary, I want you to be able to be free to do whatever I want you to whenever I want to you without the rules
of some company coming down on this. Now, all that boring talk aside here, I've always switched these rolls up. It's been nice having you lay on me, but how about having a bit of me on you? Hey, guys, is Alexander here. I want to thank dream Audio for this idea. She actually give me the idea earlier of doing a lizard girl who got stuck in her shed, and I was like, I did that one, but then I didn't I love lizards, so I was like, what
about if you needed to be warmed up? And it also goes back to because most of my stories are something to do with me, I am perpetually cold due to my CPTSD and a few other issues. I tend to be very gumpy and very like, which means I have a genuline pimpin through me like crazy at all times. So because of all of that, I uh tend to be super cold. It can be literally fourth of July for those in the Northern hemisphere, that is summer hot
of summer. I was out grilling and star Audio as Starlet Audios if you guys know her, she's real laughed. Best friend of mine was Overwhild's grilling and she slid past me and like her thought pushed my thought and she jumped and almost knocked me into the grill, screaming what the hell's wrong with your legs because they were freezing. Most people don't want to be in a bed with me for a long periods of time because I will
freeze them out of the bed. I will make them like jump up and be like, Okay, I've got to actually go put on more blankets or something. I sleep under no less than three blankets. I do not care with no air condition on hot to summer with. Yeah, I will have three blankets on. It's just And this is when I lived in Las Vegas, in a desert in desert Valley, sorry death Valley, I was living like this. This is who I am. I would also say as an announcement, I had a family tragedy happen in my family,
and I'm gonna be dealing with that. So last rooms are gonna be iffy. I'm gonna try, no advice needed. It's gonna be handled and we'll get through it. I'm gonna be fun. But yeah, so I'm gonna try. And yeah, I don't like having the excuse of oh, if I'm like extra grumpy, I'm sorry. You shouldn't. Bad behavior should not be rewarded. But I'm gonna be very mindful of how i'm gonna be acting for the next couple of weeks and try to be as I navigate my way
through this. But uh, we'll live. We'll live. They this is just a part of life and I'll get through it anyways. Guys, I love you death and I'll see you the next one. Bach