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Volcano Elemental Girl Wants To Date You

Mar 09, 202516 minEp. 95
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After a long hard day at work, a volcano elemental girl relaxes on the beach. She is touch starved but sadly no one can cool her flame enough to get near her. You approach her and she instantly gets flirty but you can tell she normally isn't like this. There is something about you. She describes some steamy scenes but clearly wants to wait till you guys are more official, she wants something long term. You aren't from the area sadly but she is willing to go the distance for you. Is she a soft yandere? MAYBE? Send a tip - https://streamlabs.com/xenaalexander/tip

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If you're gonna stand over me, can you at least try to block the sun? What? Yeah, I'm trying to do one. Well, no, I'm a fire elemental ID I don't know if I could get too much more tanned Zena. What's see your name? Sorry, I'm not trying to be rude. I've had a really long day. It's been very difficult. Well yeah, the volocano. Well, yes, you're right, I'm specifically a volcano elemental. But not many people know the difference. Do you mind? No, I came here to get some

piece and some quiet. Nobody really know who's this beach, and I'm not getting the aura of native to this island off of you. And know you're right, A Wahoo gets way more, way more tourism. But Big Island does have its lava flows, and well why can I say I don't mind things flowing? Oh no, that's kind of cute watching dogs play down out of the beads. No, it's not disrupting my relaxation. I mean, I love to hear the seagulls and the waves crash, but you're in life.

Run around is not bad either, any I would say, the only person disturbing my piece would be this rather tasty snack in front of me, you darling, Oh, come on listen here. When someone plays you will compliment, you take it, you accept it. You could say that maybe I'm lying about geese. That dog's really going, isn't it. No, it's cute watching him play tug of war, getting something stuck in their tathe and going back and forth and fighting for what's theirs. Something primal about it? Is it? Not?

Back to what I was saying about you and someone gives you a compliment, just accept it. That is their reality and you can't argue someone else's reality. You could say, maybe they're being deceptive or line, but that just means put your put your guard up a little bit if you must, and really pay attention to what they're saying. Oh no, I'm the same way, sweepee. Someone starts giving me too many compliments, especially when they're compliments that don't

they're not applicable to the situation. It really puts my guard up, But you have to try to remember they're probably just trying to be nice and probably unsure of what to say. Try to steer the conversation about you'd really like to talk about and since you're the one that soldered your way all over here, I have to ask,

what is it that you'd like to talk about. No, so let me translate that you saw a pretty girl seeing the know, oror rather laying over here, whereas there's everyone over there, and you want to make sure I wasn't lonely, Honey, when you burn as many people as I do, touch starve doesn't go to explain what I am. What I need is somebody that can calm me down, cool me off on a long day, set my soul that's always on fire at ease. Let me see. I tend to get other people scorchingly hot, but it's a

I got a secret. Come close. What I really need is for someone to make me see I can see, rather than hair sprickling on the back of your neck. Now I'll stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry enough about my needs, though I can tell you are and a rather desperate situation yourself. No, that was no knock at you at all. I think these days of the internet and non physical connections, most of us are in die in need of some sort of touch. I wouldn't suggest doing such for me. Well, if you're gonna take

that lotion and rub it on my back. You better have some fireproof gloves. Volcano elemental. Yeah, it's a damned existence. Again, I burn people that try to touch me as many warnings as I give them. Still they line up wanting to have a chance, and never really knowing exactly what it is that I need. Again, I need a nice, sweet, calming presence to bring me back down to the moment, help me focus on There we go? Your eyes, That's what I meant. No, you do have a nice calming

or about you and sweet. I like it. I absolutely love the feeling of being able to be next to someone who I think may actually understand to my flight. Would you say that that's fair? Do you feel like you understand what it takes for a fiery girl like me to actually stop wanting to raid? Shouldn't scorch everything around? Oh? You feel your soul getting all lit up? And well, how about you allow me to light up more than just you're soul? I would absolutely love to just no

seeing you blush, it's really cute. No one's really paid this kind of attention to you. Oh you thought you were just gonna walk up to me and I was gonna ignore you. No, I wouldn't say it's clairvoyance. I would say it's being someone who is a massive, massive, massive loner myself. You go up to somebody you want to talk to you and nine times out of ten they utterly ignore you. Well, I guess it just takes a kindred spirit to see a kindred spirit. No, you're right,

I came here to relax. It was a long, long day at the lava flows. It's difficult making sure just the right amount of LoVa comes out of the volcano and pours down the side of that volcano, down over those mounds and just flowing right into the ocean. It's how the island gets bigger. Why yes, I do like to help things get bigger and wider and help make the crust of the earth thicker. Thick is a really good thing, you know, you give see something good to

grasp onto. But there's some danger with those lava flows. You know, make sure it goes in the right direction, because you wouldn't want to be caught in the wrong place. And I have to make sure that only the right people go anywhere near those lava flows. Anyone who isn't paying attention well they can get themselves caught. Uh oh, anyways, what were you saying? What are you saying where you're not a native? Oh yeah, so you too just came

to see the mighty mighty mountains that are out here. Well, no, you're right, they're not mountains, but I'm just calling it that for well in the windows. Sake back to what we were saying, though, So you're telling me that if anything were to happen tonight, I most likely wouldn't be able to see you. Again, I did say that, But look at where your hand is. Yeah, and it hasn't singed to pieces my skin. Hasn't Dana snapped your limb,

has it? No? No, no, no, no, no. The only ashes I think that will be between me and you will be the sadness, loneliness, and hurt that we've experienced in the past as it sears away, leaving two lovers just the precipice of something extraordinary gazing into each other's eyes. I think that's about the only thing that you're gonna find that'll uh it being pompeiid mm hmmm. I think the only well, I think there'll be multiple types of

poundings going on, and not just the beat of my heart. Well, I wouldn't expect you to move to Big Island, but uh, there's there's other there's other volcanoes around, and who knows, maybe I could find a different way to fulfill my purpose while helping you fill a couple of other purposes. M hmmm, no, no, no, no, no again, it's not clairvoyance. It's just knowing. I'm not a fortune teller. But when your heart starts singing the way that mine is absolutely

calling right now, you just know what's real. Trust me. I ignore nine times out of ten that people come up to me and try to talk to me. But there's absolutely something about you that has every fiber of my being, every atom in my soul just wanting to grip on and never let go. I mean, yeah, I didn't describe quite the passionate night, but have you realized something? And the entire time we started chatting, I've gotten this close to you and I still haven't kissed you. Oh, it's

not been lack of wanting. It's because I think we could be something way more special than just a flame filled night that flickers out once you have to head back to the airport. I'd rather leave you desiring for something more so that you could then see that you deserve more. You deserve someone who wants to understand you. You deserve somebody who wants to be with you. You deserve somebody that desires you the way you truly. Oh, don't tell me that. No, I don't believe that for

a second. That's what you've learned to tell yourself. You've hardened your Yeah, I did say that, but I mean you've harden yourself to this world because you had to make yourself think that it's never going to happen, so that you would stop wanting it, so that it would stop hurting you. And I'm here to tell you that I'm here and I'm not going anywhere, because once I know that there's something I want, once I know there's something I need, I'm not going to so easily give

it up. So again, let's head on back, shall we. Let's go. Hey, guys, see Alexander here. Yeah, this is a Patreon request. I think I'm going to open up another month of requests. Again, I did have a thread, and I didn't manage to make it all the way through the Yoshi. I just want you to know your Pokemon one. I kind of want to do it, but I have to figure out how to do it without making it on the nose being ip of Nintendo. I

don't have Nintendo lawyer money, unfortunately. But I also really liked this idea because that basic premise was a volcano elemental is just chilling on the beach and is very flirting, and you'd come up and there's lots of anuindow. I wanted to do this one because I do actually get a lot of people who come up to me and hit on me, and I do tend to actually ignore them. For those who don't know, I'm demisexual, so I kind of have to know someone decently before I get attracted

to them. Like I have to like get to know you, and it doesn't really matter what you look like whatsoever, Like at all, I can tell someone is attractive by Western standards of beauty, but I am attracted to personality types, if that makes any sense, Like I have to become besties with you, and I have had those moments of people where I connected upon just talking to them for

a few words. I'm like, yeah, these are definitely my people, and yeah, absolutely, Zene is very touched or did not GOI having been out here for a while by myself, reflecting on life and while learning how to be more healthy in relationships because my high relationships were not all that healthy. So yeah, I thought I could absolutely connect those two and just kind of say the words that I wish or rather that I need to hear, which is, don't close myself off, because I do tend to close

myself off and go after what I want. So I don't know. It was more of me talking to myself, but if it resonated with someone, I want to actually say I'm sorry, because no one should actually feel the way that I usually feel on a daily basis. It's great. Anyways, I love you guys. I will see you in the next video. Bye.

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