Oh yeah, no, these are just some potstickers.
Yeah.
I was making some dinner for tonight. I was not sure if you were going to wake up, so I made a little bit of extra. Uh. There's some baf and panadas from Lent and panadasadas. Uh. Sometimes when I say like that, people don't understand. Oh oh, that's not what you're asking. What were you asking? Uh? Uh, well, we're in my cave. Well, yeah, you're a little you are a little bit tat up. Yeah, it is a
little tot See. I messed up a couple times before, and I didn't make it too tight because I wanted to be condon since I didn't know what the people who were up to. Uh. And then they got free. Then there was a hole. They pointed guns on me. Then I had to do little whistles that they couldn't hear because human ears can't perceive things. And then yeah, AnyWho, then my kids and a friends and a couple of centaurs had to show up in order to save me.
But it worked out not so much for them, bless him. Uh, well, they know what the afterlife looks like. Now what Oh, well, I found you with a lot of bow and arrows and some contraptions. Is that, oh it's a bear trap. So are you a trapper a hunter? Were you out here to capture some of the woodland creatures and eat them without their Well yeah, I did say beef and bethons. But I bought this that this came from cows that were raised on a farm and were killed humanly, and
they only kill as much as people need. They don't over like farm stuff. And anyways, I go with ethical farming. But here these woods are protected. This is where we have all the special creatures who have been overhunted or they've done something special to extraordinary in order to live here. Well yeah, sometimes it's safe people, or they came up with a way to cure something, or I don't know, they've done something extraordinary to where the powers that be
decided that they could reside here. And so you coming out here to what do you mean these aren't yours? Well, I mean I was watching you from a very kids ina, No I'm not a fox, Well I guess I am a fox girl. Kids in a species is called kits in aes. So I was watching you from Yes, I know they come from a different culture. Then my accent would make you think. But you know what, that's just that's just the belief. That's that's the origin that you
guys know. In fact, we live all over the world, stay in the shadows, and we protect things around us, and we catch people who are out there running around and that are not sure with Oh no, that's probably the dog girls or maybe didn't sound like the hell hounds going off? Yeah, did you have a hunting party with you? Just you? No, I heard you when you said these yours back to that, back to screw the origins and what we do? What are you doing in
these woods? Okay? So you were out finding stuff like this and cleaning it up so that animals didn't that's not your job. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, you didn't know that I existed, My people existed out here to do just that. All right, okay, So what would make me believe you that you aren't out here to do something? Well, the problem is it seemed to me that you're potentially trying to find exactly me. Yeah, it looked like you were hunting me. You were on all the trails that
I usually go down. Well, you were picking up hairs that I had shed and collecting them you were taking down notes, and when I got up in the trees and looked down, it looked like you'd been drawing me. No, that's not possible. No, No, that doesn't make any sense. No that is that is completely impractical, impossible, that that doesn't happen. Well, the reason why I say that is, well, the reason why, the reason why I don't believe that, if you would let me finish talking, I don't believe
that you see me. Well, because we're masters at illusion and where we are god level when it comes to stealth. There is no way that you would have caught a glimpse of me. You were down by the spring camping and you saw me go running through the woods. But I don't make any sounds if it steps Oh that it's just a car. There's a road not too far from here. I actually prefer to have my cave kind of close to the road. It lets me see who's
coming into the area and he's exiting. Gives me a nice hint to go head on down toward the well where most people end up parking their cars in order to go into the woods. Anyways, back to you, So you caught a glimpse of me and you came looking and you saw hunter's traps and you saw poachers, and you thought that you were coming to save me. Well no,
I mean, if that's true, it's kind of romantic. You know, you saw something that tantalast you, that got to y'all happy and excited, and then you decided to go full throttle running at that creature. I wouldn't say stalking him down, but anyways, okay, so I don't know, you seem truthful and oh, well, yeah you saw that, so that route there is a truth, Crystal. I was hanging it above you this entire time and it didn't go off once for a deception. And even while you were sleeping, you
were having pretty peaceful sleep. But what your dreams? Yeah, you weren't. I mean you're restrained and your body kind of knows what position you're in while you're sleeping, and you weren't exactly fighting or fussing, So something is interesting about you. And while you were sleeping, I had some of my foxes come want to they would have sent some yips and alerts had you moved. And I boogied on down to where your vehicle is, and I didn't
see any tell tale there's no cage. There was really no place to put a body if you were to try to capture something. Didn't look like you have any knives on you for carving or cutting up meat or anything like that, so I don't see how you would have been able to transport. It was another reason why I also put the extra chains around you, because well, how'd you just been a hunter? I would have taken you down to the minotaurs and let them have their fund with you.
But no, you you didn't have all the hallmarks of a hunter, and it just made me wonder, what the hell are you doing out here?
Well, you did your right, if you're right. Oh no, hey, Bertie boy, did you just smile? I'll pretend I didn't see that. Your secret's safe with me. M You can be big, tough and heartless at everyone else, but I totally don't see the big old teddy bear hankering down and down in you. So you are right, you found me. So what now? What's the plan you wanted to get to know me? I don't know. I don't think I'm particularly interesting. I have lived in this forest for twenty
six years since Barath. Honestly, I have a decent family. This is my segment of the forest. We all kind of just watch the forest. And some of my family members have gone on to find other forests, and I see them from time to time whenever they can get someone to cover their area and then come home and boogie back. But no, I live here, Aline, Yeah, No, what do you mean? I mean there's not much of a love life to be had when your love is
the forest. People say, I'm in love with my work, But when your work is so lovely, there's nothing wrong with that. Well. No, I've had some love interest from time to time. I didn't particularly work out. Turns out I am very very much of Adele's person. I'm a little bit of a single pit household, and anybody who could be perceived as coming into the field of view becomes a little bit of a problem. So just kind of oscillated myself out here, Milla.
Nowhere.
It's been nice. I get to meet all different types of animals, and I get to totally not stock down creatures like yourself. Well, yes, that is a smile on my face, but unlike one of us, I have no problem showing off my smile. Now, you shouldn't have a problem showing off. You're small either you're a you got quite a lovely one. I can think of many things i'd like to do with that smile, like kiss the edges of it, you know, just or let's mean it's not fair. Oh you are still restrained? Well hold on,
let me get some Oh where did I put it? Here? I think? Here? Here we go, there we go? What? Oh well, that's some magic dust. No, no, PIXI dust is very specific, makes things float and whatnot. This is some magic dust that I got from some the eleven creatures. It's just gonna make it to where you can't cause harm to anything for a good forty eight hours. Oh oh, well, my cave, you can't exit it without setting off all kinds of alarm spells and whistles that'll cause the tree
to come to laugh. Well, technically it is living it Lets me stay in here, and it'll pull you back inside. Well, it's to make sure that no hunting party comes looking for you, or it's just to make sure that if you didn't set off funding my other deception detectors, that everyone's gonna be safe. I figured you could stay here for about two more days. I'll feed you I'm damn good cook, you know. Well, I mean, as country folk, we kind of have to be really good cooks. In fact,
I was gonna make some papaya chutney tomorrow. Oh no, no, no, no, no. That lamb over there, that's the roast. What will be a roasted lamb's leg with some lemons, some garlic and oregano. Takes some garlic, clothes. You just crush that on there, some extra vinegar. What's it called extra virgin olive oil. Sorry, I can't think I'm so hungry. Mm hmmmm, gonna be delicious. Throw some roseberry down on it. Oh well, you did wake up for a brief moment, but you know you
were so withered from the blood loss. Well you ended up when I tried to get you stepping in the bear trap and I thought it was your bear trap. Yeah, you can see it's a it's a doozy, but I did well. If you look, you can see the marks on it. But I had some of the elven dust that can also fix that too. It doesn't make it one hundred percent, but you know, oh well, yeah, I did think about making some chicken and dimplings, but uh, I was also gonna take that extra chicken over there
and make some maybe some crunchies. Sata to me, chicken wrings absolutely good. What do you mean? Do you want me to just give you a menu of things that I'm really good at cooking? Well? I don't know. This morning I made some cucumber yogurt salad. It was delicious. Or some spicy Indian chickpeas. Oh my god, that was so so fucking good. Oh M, hit me right in the deliciousness. Loved it. I don't know. Maybe for lunch tomorrow and make some tangy sweet salmon and rice salad.
Why are we talking about food? Summoned? I guess you would be I guess you would be hungry. I guess i'd be hungry too. All right, well, how about I fix you up a plate, as I offered. It's a give me a little bit on the colder side. Now I can hover it back over the fire over there, the hearth and get it none it'll be warm, I won't be cold. Okay, Well, I'm gonna get you a plate and maybe get you some water and them. Yes, you're right, let me. We'll get you untied first and
get your younger we're you sleeping. I was gonna have you sleep in my bed. I don't mind sleeping on the floor. Yeah, the flower is not a problem whatsoever. Anyways, all right, darling, how about I bootskip biggie and get all this done and you just sit back and relax and maybe we can stop talking about me and we can start talking more about too. I'll look you. There goes. That's smile again. No worry again, broodie boy, I saw nothing. Hey guys and Alexander here. Sorry not using the three
D O mic for today's audio. I had to reset up my room and I have all the pieces to it. I just in time for the record, and I didn't get it set up. I want to say thank you so much for cold Bane for this story idea. It was amazing. I loved it to you up and seeing whether or not you're a hunter, just to find that you're really, really interesting. I also had inspiration for this, which is, oh lord, very much. Live on my own, kind of away from society, because Xena does not do
good with multiple people around. I usually catch feelings for people stupid fast and then end up hating any female that comes near them. They're just walking by no amount of reinsurance is gonna help with that. But I also I tend to go for the nerdy kind of the nerdy types, and I don't know nerdy types typically all, not typically always the typically like have a little bit of a harder shell, And I don't know that it's just something I've seen. I wouldn't have necessarily attracted to that.
It's just part of the thing that I The things that I like about my love interests tend to also have that trait, but I wouldn't say I'm necessarily attracted to it because I also like been over the moon over people who were just bouncing off the wall, tapping
and getty smile and all the time too. So I thought I would channel this one particular guy's super booty big teddy bear on the inside, lots of emotions, lots of feelings, but lack to push them down for this potential storyline because I actually do see this becoming maybe several different parts. So thank you Cold Bane forgiving me
the prompt on Patreon. If you guys would like me to do one of your stories, I do take your prompts on Patreon, and I am back to doing daily videos and I'm actually might start doing multiple some of them might become Patreon exclusives, not just because they're in a CFW. But I'm going to start as the end of this week streaming on Twitch. So if you are not following me on Twitch, it is twitch dot tv slashes in Alexander, and I'm gonna see if i can
get affiliate over there. I have enough subscribers to be able to do it. Now, I just have to stream and have at least three people watching me on average for during those streams, then I should be golden. But yeah, so I'm actually besides just playing games, was thinking about and YouTube being I was thinking about doing my improv doing stories, So taking your story ideas from Patreon and then improving, and you guys can actually see the entire process.
Because some people think I'm reading off of a script or that I write stuff down. They don't realize that they're just I do one shots. When you guys hear these, they are one shots. Very rarely do I edit stuff out. If my phone rings, I try to add it into there. If Rocky starts barking, I try to add an excuse for why there's a dog Like you did earlier. So I think it'd be fun for you guys to see the process, and then I can do three or four
a day when i'm live streaming. I'm think about STRIP live streaming three maybe four times a week and you guys can kind of see the process. But also I get to do it in front of you guys. That would be fun. I know what I just said. Anyways, guys, super excited. Thank you guys so much, and I'll see the next one. Bye.
