Your list of crimes are rather intriguing. Instead of being sent further and further away from the city, though you managed to land a spot in the palace, You've run away from multiple masters, is what I'm finding. So why anybody would bring you here? That means someone liked you. Usually runaways like you are made examples of. That means multiple people afflect you, or you're too charming. Oh no, no, no, or there's another answer. One of the gods has shown
that they like you. Is it set? Oh? Doesn't really matter? Which are the gods that like you? Do? I'm the only one that matters in this case, aren't I? Because I'm the one who decides what happens next? Oh no, no, no, no no. Sending you down to the dungeons to be tortured, name killed after what you did. You made a fool of me and my own banquet. I had all of the
major players around the world that matter there. You can't exactly have Julius Caesar himself praising you in one hand, then having one of your slaves so blatantly, so audaciously, showing that they do not respect they're pharaoh. Ah. So I've decided to devise a new little way of ensuring at the kingdom knows who is the head bitch in charge here. I'm gonna let you go. Ha ha, I said, I'm going to let you go. No, there's no joke
about it, there's nothing silly. I am going to let you walk out that door, and you will have exactly twelve hours according to that sundial right there, and if you manage to be able to get away from me, kudos. But I know you won't because I have my chariot already being put together. I am going to hunt you down in a grand spectacle. I'm going to have people all around. In fact, they're announcing it now in all of the town squares that the great hunts is on
for the dumbest little mouse. Well, yes, that's what I'm gonna call you, because the cat is going to capture the little sweet mousey aren't I? And I'm absolutely gonna have you for lunch. No, no, you fit that a part of a mouse. You know, you're gonna have to have your ears big and wide on a constant swivel. You're gonna be skittering around and hiding, and you're gonna know what it's like to have an entire city out
to get to you. Because while I'll be the one that lands the final blow, I wouldn't smirk so much. It might be funny to hear me say blow right now, but when I have my arrow pointed right at your dome, the only one smiling is gonna But don't worry. I'm not gonna sink my arrow tip right into the center of your skull until I have sunk a few into your legs. I'll avoid your knees because well, you won't be taking an arrow to the knee anytime soon. Hah ah. I'm gonna put a few in those very very your
hands are a lot bigger than mine. I might put a couple into your back. I want to see you sink down and then hunch over, and as I take those winning, victorious steps towards you, I want the last thing for you to see are my sandals as I press them to your lips and strike you down like the wild animal you are. What ha tough talk? Would you like to repeat that to me? Ah, I'm the one that's the animal. Say it again. That's what I thought. You're so tough, You're so big, bad and brave. When
you have an audience. But the moment I grab you by the back of the neck and I have you face to face with me, you do nothing. Oh ah, you do nothing because I hold you in chains. Would you rather me to release you, huh? Because I bet you'll still do nothing, because you know if you take so much as a step towards me, we'll end you now. And even if you were to harm me, then you'll just be releasing my brother onto these lands and have him be the ruler. And no one wants that told
me being able to make laws, mad King. Indeed, So back to what I was saying, you are going to be the best hunting trip that I ever had, the
most brilliant triumph that this city has ever seen. We're gonna bring your body back half dead, because I want you to see the throngs of crowds that are cheering for your demise as I bring you back to the palace walls and have you sit down here, and then we tear into your entrails so we can wear them as meat scars, so that we can bathe in your blood as it comes spewing out of your veins, nice warm and utterly delicious, and as the life drains from
your eyes, the rebellion will be quelshed, and the bellies of all that watch youse, squeamish little fucksh what well, Yes, this is contingent upon if I find you, But honestly, if you manage to get away, it is just proof that maybe the gods don't shine on my rain, but they will and you will not be escaping this time. You are a cat whose lives you have expended on the dumbest endeavors, and this final one is one that
I am orchestrating, So it's gonna go pretty well. I was able to get rid of my brothers off of this throne. Your other crimes, yes, I've heard of him, petty thefs here and there? What fine do do? Tell me what drove you out of the kingdom you're from? Well, that would make sense how you got a royal positions if you worked in another royal court. The princess you a princess stooped so low as to fall in love with you, and you tried to run away with her?
What is a wear bear? Sorry, I've never heard of such a thing. So you were supposed to capture and kill this princess for her King Daddy fell in love with her and tried to escape with her, And now you're here. What happened to her? You're the one that volunteered the information. Shouldn't you be the one to tell me? No, it doesn't matter. Truth be told. I don't care what happened to her. You're here now. And if you think trying to get me to fall in love with you
is going to work, I sincerely doubt it. Again. You're gonna be released here soon and you're gonna have twelve hours to hide. How do you think you're gonna get me to change your faith? How are you going to make me fall in love with you while running from me? Just let me tell you there is nothing that makes me drier than the Sahara desert. Then watching someone be so so, so, so so pathetic, that's the word. No.
Submission is actually quite sexy. But watching you have to be prey and hunted down, It's gonna be very difficult to get word back to me to make me want to do anything to spare your life, much less keep you around here. But whatever doesn't matter. I'm gonna send for my guards to release you soon. Oh, one thing before I go stand up straight, I said, stand up straight. I don't like having to repeat myself. M m oh well, I just wanted to give you a quick kiss before
we release you. Oh darling, that's the kiss of death. Because I will be stalking you. I will be absolutely listening for every footfall that you give, every twig that you crack, every step of your sandal on sand, every single breath that you take, every time you find something to eat or drink. I will not be too far off. More importantly, I will absolutely be waiting for the time
that I get to do that again. But it will be after there's no more air in your lungs, no more will to continue fighting, and when you begin your journey over the river sticks my darling, Ta da run quick, little mouse. Hey guys, you know Alexander here. Look I've made another crazy one. I want to say sorry for last night I was on Discord. I did not love to stream on YouTube. I will be live streaming today though, why because D and D super excited. I hope you
guys will be able to join us tonight. We'll be continuing the campaign. I'm sorry not all of our stuff has been streamed. Sometimes stuff happens in the sidebar that I don't want to have shown for privacer reasons on YouTube. It's like one thing to have someone say something on discord, it is another thing to have people seeing it, seeing it for imperpetuity to the end of time. Once on the internet. I was on the internet anyways, So inspiration for this series. I I have been a little obsessive
in my life before. I will not say that I've gone to these links, but I've had thoughts of like, oh my gosh, I want this person back, and what would I be willing to do? And then sometimes you know, deep feelings, especially when there's a deep feelings, especially when there was once a lot of good feelings there, and when they begin to turn and turn into a little bit of obsession and anger, so you have to be careful with that. Again, I'm on the other side of this,
Thank goodness for therapy. No unsolicited advice please, But I thought it would make for an interesting series of seeing someone hunt down someone else while the other person wants to work it out, but also the other person is on a self destructive slash just plain destructive paths. So anyways, thought it could be fun. Kind of already have an idea for a part two. I've been doing a lot of one one offs. I do have part twos and stuff planned for We'll see how it goes. Anyways, guys,
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