Oh gosh, no, I thought I would bring you some fish. Well, you've been out here for what a couple of days? You're beginning to look a little hungry. So when I was over there, yeah, that's a nice chunk of ice. Good job watching you. You didn't even seem to notice me. You know, it's quite dangerous to be hunting in a saber tooths territory. One would even say stupid. Well, clearly, I don't mean you any harm. I just brought dinner. Unless I'm bringing dinner for my dinner. Oh Meta, would
that be my name? Ah? Ye, Zena, Zena, I like Xander, but you can call me z. You can call me ze, but don't call me a fool. You're not out here for the fish. You don't even have good fishing gear. So that makes me wonder why are you in fact here? Are you out here trying to catch a bigger batter bigfoot in the Arctic? What do you mean I'm not dressed for the Arctic. You never saw a punk rock eskimos saber toothed tiger girl. Oh goodness, gracious wow, let
me tell you there's none out here. We've chased off all the big foot long ago, and you know that too. So what are you really after, Wooly mammoth girl, No, you don't have the right caliber tranquilizer for that. I think I'm closer to the beast that you've desired, that you've wanted, that you've been stalking though, looking at you, I think the stalking I wanted to do is in your pant What what what'd you think I was gonna do? Oh? Now you're so quiet? Cat got your tongue. Let me
tell you what this. Cat prefers tongues to go. I like to have them go down in my box, if you know what I mean. Oh, I do love it when I leave them speeches. Wow ah no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not gonna go head back to your camp and tell those other poachers which you found. You're gonna come with me? What? No, no, no. This isn't one of those yondre situations where I'm in love with you and
they cannot have you. You can't possibly go back to your people and leave beyond here wanting you know, I just simply can't have you going back and telling people that yeah I exist, Yeah I'm here, handy, Yeah, come back with even more men and more traps for me to elude. What. No, I'm just tired. I would like a little break. And if you go missing, then they'll go hunting for you, and when they don't find you,
they'll give up. After a while, I'll figure that there's some big bat out here that they don't know, and then they'll head off. What. Oh no, no, no, no. I didn't bring you these fish so that I can just have you then expire ken and I we'll just go off and eat it myself. This place is teeming with salmon and all kinds of other deliciousness. Haven't you ever taken some maple syrup? Throw it in a frying pan, throw some nice delicious salmon down in it, and hmm delicious?
If I do so so myself. What are you doing? Listen here? Okay, we're gonna go back. We're gonna listen to some delicious music. Oh, come on, some popa roach, some thousand foot crutch, you know, throw on some in this moment. Come on, now, that horror song fucking slaps, does it not? Throw on some hailstorm. We're gonna have a great gale time. Then I'm going to intentionally strip you down. Mmm, probably have my way with your body, though I don't think engaging by a certain something. I
spy with my little green eyes. It's gonna be terribly hard to what. Yes, I have two sets of ears. Congratulations, mister odd captain obvious. I am, in fact part saber tooth, part human, and my genetics didn't decide which one they wanted to be. So let's move along with that, shall we? Thank you? Darling? Anyways? All the better to hear you with my dear. Yes, I know that's the vols line,
but I've cultivated it. It's great. I love it. Back to what I was talking about, you having my way with you, just having my paws or work their way up and down your body, your back, down to your side, grabbing onto those hips and showing you exactly how I want you to wow. And then once we've had some fun tossing you outside the cold, don't worry. I'll keep an eye on you. I'll make sure that you're gonna
be perfectly fine. And once you begin to go a little hypothermic and go a little crazy, I'll throw some clothes back on you, just enough to get you nice and warm, and then take you out with again, just an enough clothes on to keep you warm enough, drop you back off someplace where their civilization will find you.
They'll say that you're hypothermic, that you're crazy, and then you'll become one of those missing nine one one calls where people have no idea how the hell you showed up there, and you won't have any memory of this, and when you start babbling about the saber toothed girl that got you, they'll be like, oh, he absolutely went crazy on that expedition. Then less people end up showing up near me. It's kind of nice. I'm not gonna lie.
I am so digging that idea. But more importantly, sweet little God, you'r nerdy as hell, and I fucking love it. What really, I think a punk rock girl like me would love the nerds? Are you kidding me? Oh, goes, you just haven't listened to enough bowling for soup. Don't worry, we'll fix you. We're gonna have a couple of days together. What I was originally just gonna do one night, But I don't think just one night's gonna work with you. Huh, Stay with me. You don't even know if you like
my place my place could absolutely be a pig sty. What. Oh, no, you're coming along with me? Now? No, no, no, I can't have their footsteps out here, them seeing my paw prints, because you know that I'm a lady in the hands, but a beast on the ground. I couldn't think of a rhyme that fit with that, but it fucking works anyways. On my back, say you know, no, no, fuck you're gear. You're not gonna need it where we're going. Ah, there we go? Oh two three four, pick it up? Two
three four? What? Yeah, I'm quite quick, quite quick on my feet. Don't you like that? No? Gosh, looking into your eyes, I love seeing that nice, delicious amount of fear but also a arousal. It makes me want to tear you. No, not like that. I cannot stress you how much I don't eat humans. And the only time I've ever hurt one was when one was trying to capture me. What can I say? Kitty doesn't like having a collar. Oh here we go? What? Yeah, of course
it's called snow drifts. It's meant to camouflage. And you go, I said, and you go, congratulations, all right, See you look nice and cozy in here. Warm. You can even start a little bit of a fire, though I don't think I exactly need a fire for what I want to do to you. Gosh, your skin feels absolutely delicious. My pause. I love feeling here. This isn't for its hair. I love feeling this hair underneath me, though. It reminds me of nice, delicious fur. What. No, just keep your
eyes on me. I don't take care of the rest. No, just taking my clawn just right off. Yeah, it's a button. There's a few other things I can think to do, like taking this one and now that one's done, and this one, now that one's done, and this one and this one. Look at you now, I've got you almost completely unclothed, and just well have you ever heard of a saber toothed zipper? It's when I take my clawn just oh, no, that's one way to get the pants off. Oh,
come on, you having tattered clothing. It's gonna help with them believing that you're crazy. Now, why don't I do something that's going to make you go absolutely crazy? Well, I was wondering if I put my hands down your pants, and would I feel there we go? No, I've got a really good grasp on the situation. Oh, now I can. I can smell the blood pumping faster through your veins. I can feel your excitement. That I can absolutely feel the excitement in the air makes me want to do
nothing but get my kitten pause all over you. No, I can't take any more. Absolutely need to taste your lips. Feel my tongue dance across yours. Be careful to savor tooth things. I can typically keep them hidden, but I get really excited they begin to distend to then. Ah, then things can get a little m coppery. Oh, you don't know what you have that tastes like copper. Oh, don't tempt me again. I don't like to hurt humans, but I have no problem giving a nice quick bite.
And your shoulder looks absolutely delicious. Not what huh? Oh? No, that would be more comfortable, isn't it. You want to pet this kitty over there on my bed. Such a good herd boy, let's do that right now. Wow. Hey, guys, seeing Alexander here, I want to say thank you to you guys first and foremost you guys. If you don't know Pebble, he's an asim artist and he's amazing, and those of you guys on our Discordino were so nice.
After he had a massive accident and got a concussion, he lost a whole bunch of his camping gear, and you guys were so sweet and helped her replace a good chunk of it. Camping is one of his true loves and so for you guys to be able to replace that, for him to make it to where he'll be able to actually be able to go out and enjoy his time camping, meant so much to me, and I planned to do something for the server to make up for all of your generosity inspiration for this tale.
I I'm not a saber tooth girl. I actually never been ice fishing, but I really want to go. There was this guy who kind of tracked me down. I used to I still live in San Antonio, and he used to run around on I guess I wasn't rearing around, but they have a really good bus system out there. And there's this guy who just spent weeks watching me where I was coming up on where I was leaving.
And I know that sounds really creepy, and I'm honestly kind of please don't do that, but I kind of caught on that he was like really digging me, and it didn't seem like he was really going anywhere whenever I was going someplace. So one day I confronted him and he just was so quiet, and turned out he's just this shy, little nerdy boy. He was so sweet and we just chatted for a little bit, but he was so intimidated by the fact that I went up to him. He did it that he had a crush
on me. He wanted to tell me for a while, and when I offered him my phone number, he was just like, oh, well, you know, I don't have a cell phone or whatever. He didn't end up giving me a number. I did see him a couple of times after that, and then funnily enough, didn't see him anymore for like a year, and then when I did see him, he was like, yeah, like I just it was so intimidating to have you actually talked to me after like watching you for such a long time that I didn't
know what to say back to you. So uh that happened. I'm telling you, I have the worst luck anyone that I'm like, oh, that's so sweet, Like, is someone super shy? That's so endearing to me. I want to like help them not feel so self conscious, but like he felt so self conscious. It was so so sweet, so difficult. So anyways, that was the inspiration for this one. And then, of course, because it's me, I tend to make it
more flirty. I guess I went more with like. I was kind of hoping it would go like I'd invite him back to my place and we could have hung out and over time, not the first time, we could have had some spicy times. But Zina's loves life is a mess. Anyways, guys, I love you to death. It is insane that we are at twenty five thousand, two hundred as of this recording. Things are picking up again
and going way too fast. I really appreciate it. Thank you everybody who's also purchased me some stuff off of my throne. The link is I think you click on my links here on YouTube you can see them. It means a lot, especially you guys have been sitting me like bath salts, Oh my gosh, it really helps me have some relaxing baths and what on my bath bombs and my bubble bath. You guys do not know how much I love I take a bubble bath once a day minimum. Anyways, i'm babbling. I love you guys, and
i'll talk to you the next one. Bye.