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Rich Neko Girlfriend Pays Your Rent

Mar 31, 202516 minEp. 160
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#neko #f4m #spicyasmr It's been slow at your job and you fell behind on your rent. Your neko girlfriend's family runs the apartments that you live at and you don't want to use her but you are at the risk of losing your home. You go to tell her when she offers to pay for that month's rent. It makes sense, she has been eating at your place... you have been paying for all of your outings and well... she makes decent money. She won't take no for an answer and wait a minute... is she talking dirty to you while at work? Oh well, at least she is cute.

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Yeah, what are you doing here? Baby? Yeah? Huh oh no, no, no, no, no, we can we can go to my office. If we leave the door open, then my boss won't suspect anything. Well, okay, I don't call him dad when I'm at work. I call him my boss. We keep things professional. Okay, what's going on, babe? You're I mean you don't have rent this month? Okay, next month, it's due tomorrow. Oh no, I agree. Eating is very important. It's integral to making it where you can eventually pay rent. But that is

that's the question of more. What happened? Oh, oh my goodness. I told you you don't want to have the same bank account as your grandma. No, she's always falling for those scims. And I just heard about what happened with Perogium. I'm not sure what's gonna happen with his channel. I guess we're gonna have to end up, I don't know, finding some other scam baiers to No. No, it's how I was trying to make a joke and make it funny. Got your eyes are so pretty? Huh? Sorry, you smell

what keen sense of smell? And Lord knows whenever I'm looking at your backside. I just want to scratch it up in huh oh, Sorry, I got distracted. Okay, So, unfortunately, there's not a lot I can do. Before we started dating, you missed a couple of payments, and we can absolutely give grace where graces due. But if you can't pay by the seventh, Dad's going to start filing the effiction paperwork. And you've had it filed a couple of times. You don't know if he's going to be willing to stand

down even for you, rather even for me. What we told you, I don't want to cross professional and personal lines. We need to keep everything separate so it's not messy. But yeah, well yeah, no, well that would make for a messed up story, wouldn't it. M Speaking of messed up, do you know I took that shower this morning, but still was really sticky between the thighs afterwards? How to take a second shower? You really know how to get me? No, you're right, I'm I am now mixing the personal with

the professional. All right, So what are your plans to get the account right before the allotted time? Okay, fine, I'm willing to do this because I know I know you're just so sweet and you're just trying to help your grandma. I will pay this month. What no, it's only fair. I no, no, hear me out. Hear me out? Baby baby baby baby lah now la baby baby baby No no, no, no, no no no. You're getting out of

the doors. Open stump it. You would hate for my dad to come in here and then see your hand on my tail like that, though, I have no problem with you looking at my tail, especially if we talk about last night and how you were hitting it from HM. So listen, I am the one who watches Paramount Plus more than you. Yes, so I don't pay for that. You pay for it, And honestly, I don't think there's any shows you're watching on it anymore. Right, Okay, same thing with Disney Plus. You watch it, but I watch

it a lot more. And I've been spending more time at your place than mine. I chew through your food. Your food bill has got to have gone up because of me, and I haven't paid for anything. You've been such a gentleman treating me. Yeah, so yeah, your water bill has to have gone up because it takes so manie. Well, no, you're right, I do more tongue bathing. You're the one that makes me want to do more tongue bathing, if

you know what I mean. No, and I'm more carnivorous, so I tend to eat a lot more meat, and well, I think you know exactly what kind of meat I prefer. Well there we go. Oh, that is exactly the meat that I No. Okay, no, no, no, no, finish, let me finish me, let me bebe, let me finish please.

Because of my physical needs, we tend to order door dash more often than not when I'm around, and I've been around more, so you've been paying more for food whenever we go out and hang out, as long as it's not some really bougie place I really want to go to, which is not even often usually we go out, you pay for everything. Let me do this for you. My family is really really wealthy, and we're good. We're good, we're well off, and I so rarely get to treat you.

I so rarely get to do for you. And oh, come on, it's twenty twenty four. Girls get to treat the guys just as much as these girls know. I get it. You were raised to be a gentleman, But think about it. Think about it this way, if I was in this spot and you pay for gas too and insurance. In fact, I wrecked your car that one time,

and you refuse you put your foot down. I even I even called up the dealerships that was doing the repairs and I went to pay, but you already had paid ask them to refund you and they didn't want to go through all of that trouble. So, Babe, if the shoe was on the other foot, you would do it for me, and a heartbeat, you wouldn't even think about it. Let me do this for you. So often you shoulder the burdens for other people. It's one of

the things that I love about you. You absolutely take care of everyone around you, and it's part of the reason every night when you come home, I want to do nothing but pamper you and run my paws. I'll left it down you and take care of the man that I love more than anything. Oh and I know your laundry bill has gone up significantly well, changing the bed sheets as often as we have to change them, though we did get smart and start putting down towels.

It is not my fault that my nickname is super Soaker. And it is definitely not my fault that someone knows exactly how to get me soaking what? Oh hi Dad? Nothing nothing, nothing, nothing, he's just hear him paying paying is rent? I was taking care of Yeah, I know, I know you wanted to be the one to handle his accounts, but you were busy. So yeah, No, we're just wrapping this up, right, right, babe, right babe. See, the door was open the entire time. We're being professional.

I'm sorry that you had to hear that. I promised that we were talking about water guns. Oh that's gonna be an awkward conversation later. No, no it won't, No, it won't. He has to believe we were talking about water guns because he is not gonna want to think about anything else. This is fine, This is fine, babe. I've got this. If you want to do something for me later, I can't stop you. But we're going to get through this. And isn't this what a relationship is for?

You know? I help you, you help me. You scratch mine back. I definitely scratch yours a lot, and I will keep scratching your back in tonight. I really want to show you what happens when I go and sharpen my Hi, Dad, Yeah, No, he's a he is. He's just I'm getting his receipt. All right, Babe. This is a really awkward feeling I'm having because I'm talking to you and m hmm. Well, if I keep talking to you, things are only going to be more awkward with me and my family. So I'm going to go ahead and

put it in that you paid. I'm going to have it come out of I'll go this store after work. I'm gonna be a little bit late coming home. Oh you know, maybe what if I just move in with you? No, I mean it, think about it. I'm there enough anyways. You live in the apartment complex my parents own, so I'll be in very close proximity to work. Then I don't have to get up as early, and I get up slightly earlier than you, and I can continue getting up slightly earlier than you and making sure that you

get up immediately after me. Sometimes when I wake up, I discover that you are indeed, Hi, Hi. Now he's going now consider it done, babe, M I love you. What Dad? I'm allowed to kiss my boyfriend, who right now is also a resident bybe Hey, guys, is Xena Alexander here inspiration for this video. I am. I've talked about this on discord in voice chats a few times.

I used to be twitch streamer and had a decent sized following, and I used to go to a lot of conventions and hang out with people for my stream and whatnot, and it was a lot of fun. And I was a situation where I was absolutely dating a guy. It was a fan and we had just started dating. So like, I'm kind of big on if you don't tell anybody, then you don't have to untell, and I wasn't. I'm never a hundred percent sure when I get with someone,

like how's it going to work out? And I didn't want there's always a bunch of backlash when you try to date someone when you have any kind of online presence, and then there's always backlash if you guys break up. So I didn't want him to catch any hell for dating me, and I didn't want him to catch any hell if we decided to break up. And again we're talking like this is literal days into deciding to be together.

So he was going to the event anyways, and my manager at the time did not want us talking about it. Publicly until we at least been together for two weeks and decided that the vibe was bumping' And so I kept sneaking off to go have little smooches and be like, oh, you're awesome. And my manager, literally like a parent, just kept appearing around corners and was like, what are you guys doing? And I'm like, I'm hanging out with a fan,

I'm per the leevine. I'm being professional. This is professional. This is peak professionality. And he was like, I'm not having it. This is not professional. And I was like, Lisi cry, I cry, Loot's sad, sad, You're not wrong. This is absolutely not professional. I can't be professional. I'm in love with this boy. Anyway, it was fun. It was absolutely silly and fun and made for the almost

this game of hide and go seek. And I'm kind of glad that my manager made that decision because we did find the vibe wasn't the best because of my traveling schedule, Like he wanted someone who was around more and it was just something that he couldn't handle. So we are actually still friends, and a couple of conventions later, he actually ended up finding the girl that I want

to say they just got affianced. I want to say that, I have to go check Instagram, but like they they have been together for a couple of years now, and I'm so happy. I swear to God, I'm like, shallow, how date me? I think you're gonna go find the love of your life. It happens every time. I swear, always the bride'smaid, never the bride. I don't know what I did in the past life, but it's fine. I am. We are growing so close to twenty five thousand subscribers

it is insane. You guys have been going ham in the comments lately. I know, for like a month and a half I was not answering comments at all. I just couldn't. So I'm going through my backlog now and I'm keeping up with comments, but like, please keep them coming.

It absolutely helps to channel. I've literally watched videos shoot up in my rankings just because of how many comments you guys are doing, and not just for mine, Like I know, I'm asking for my videos, but like any video you watch, even if all you do is leave a couple of emojis, that helps so much. With the YouTube algorithm, You'll never know even if all you're is yelling. Like I love to tell people. You know, when you say something negative, even when you downvote, YouTube actually counts

that as engagement. It's positive. YouTube has no idea you don't actually like this video. They only count it negative when you do certain things. And most people that are trying to express how upset they are with something don't actually end up doing those things, actually do the things that makes YouTube like the video and start pushing it more so. Anyways, I'm babbling at this point, super excited.

If you guys want to play some fas Mode tonight, maybe some Monster Hunter, I will absolutely be on the server. I am going to be posting on Patreon and on the community tab later. A calendar for February, so you know when to expect me to be online. You know when to see me live streaming. You know when you can find me on Discord and come hang out and play games with me. Anyways, I love you guys, and I'll talk to you the next one. Bye.

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