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PLEASE Let Me MILK YOU!

Mar 26, 202513 minEp. 147
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#cowgirl #f4m #monstergirl Your oblivious cow girl girlfriend found a new way to get milk for her cheese shop and really needs your help. She explains that she found a TikTok account that explains the process of getting milk from you... and she doesn't understand this is NOT DAIRY! She whines and begs and won't listen as you try to explain to her why she has never seen your.. milk before. Finally when she gets it, she is still down for some fun times but realizes it won't result in new products for her shop.

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Baby love your home. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm excited, honey. I think I found a way to save save the restaurant. No no, no, hear me out, hear me out. I think it's gonna be fabulous. You see, I found some new recipes for creating some new dairy products. Yeah, you know how you told me it's okay to take some time off. Well I did. It took about a week off, and I found some recipes on TikTok, and specifically this one girl. She's amazing, babe. She understands milk more than anyone.

She has this partner who she's able to get milk from. Mm hmm. Yeah, so well, no she's why would she be lesbian? No, no, honey, she has a partner like me and you, and well yeah she milks him. Well no, I used to think that you couldn't milk guys either. I mean, they didn't produce any dairy or anything, but apparently they do. And I thought, wow, okay, so I did hear that. You know, male's nipples can also lactate delish, but it can take a really long time to get there.

So I was like, we don't have that kind of time if we want to save this and also don't know if you're down with it, and then it didn't gorge your boobs and we'll give you boobs and I I don't want that for you. But she found a way. Hear me out, baby, baby, baby baby, see me out. The answer can be no, that's fine. I just want

you to hear me out. I think this could be this could be life change in she has him lay down on the bed and relax, and then she won't the extraction places underneath is close and she's just you know, nice utterly motion kind of like you know when you're milking a cow, just slides up and down and wellah, she gets milk at the end, and she said it's the sweetest tasty milk she's ever gotten. And she's very lucky.

She's very lucky because he is able to produce so much and he can give her multiple batches, which I've only ever been able to give one batch at a time, but you know it. But I'm also able to produce a whole bunch in one go, you know, So I don't I don't know what that works out to. But anyways, back to you, So, what what do you mean you don't think that's what she's taught, honey. I looked at the I looked at what she had afterwards, it definitely was.

It wasn't a lot, but she's I figure, if it's like some sort of artisan thing, then we can absolutely charge more, especially if there's a limited supply. And she said that it's so sweet. Maybe that's what I got. She said it's the most delicious thing she's ever tasted. She craves it every night, she said, she gets cranky she doesn't get it every night, which then makes me wonder if it's some sort of drug or if he's

on some sort of drug that then produces that. But from everything I researched, it would seem like this is just something that some people just crave, quite a few females, but there are males that are known to really crave this milk that is produced from partners. So my only question would be would it be your specific partner or could it be anyone else's. We could do a couple of tests, you know, if you're willing to let me extract from you. But what I don't get it. No,

I mean, I don't understand. What do you mean? I milked, she before, Well, I don't, I don't know. I wish they couldn't show anything. If they didn't show anything, because it's you know, TikTok, and hell, they have problems with all kinds of things over there that really aren't all that dirty. But I figure if she's talking about on TikTok, it can be anything that would be wrong. Is this wrong? Is this some sort of illegal milk trade? Oh my god, we're going to get the mafia involved. Is that what

you're worried about? Oh honey, honey Annie, I don't think the mafia is dealing with you know, dairy products, or maybe they are. Is that how they like hide things coming into the country. Are they just putting tons and tons of It would make sense because milk is white, and cocaine and what I'm sorry, spiraling, I would guess, Okay, So I understand if you're not down, But so you are down, but you want to explain if you what is there to explain? Baby? If we don't get on

this soon, I could lose everything. And I work so hard to open this place up and be able to sell my dairy products. And oh, COVID hit us so hard and then anytime I get sick, I can't give any out because I have to go on those drugs and those antibiotics, and just it's so difficult being a cow. Girls sometimes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right, I'm not really listening to you. What, baby, you're really you want to go right now? What? What do you mean all

this is making you well? I guess talking about saving my business really matters a lot too. Yeah, baby, let's go back in the room. We can just snuggle under the covers. I'll give you a nice massage and good hugging. Promise me, I'm gonna get lots and lots of kisses because your lips are just delicious looking. What you want me to kiss you? Why would I well, I mean I can, honey, but I would think we want to get the milking out of the way before we get

down to you know, brown chicken, brown cow. What what do you mean you thought we were on the same page. I thought we were on the same page. We're going you're going to get me to What do you men mean? Men don't really have milk? No no, no, no, no, no, no no no. You're not Australian. You don't get to do the thing where you just mess with us Americans for funzies. I saw this she was able to produce. She pulled out from underneath the cop It wasn't a

magic trick. She was very serious. She had tons and tons of videos about what she does with this special milk, the different types of she makes all kinds of different frostings and cream fillings with this. It's uh huh, what do you mean I've dealt with this before. I never knew that you could produce this type of all right, I'm listening. Yes, yeah, two three nights ago, it was pretty hot. Uh huh, Well, you're right. Every single time we we have a little extra snuggle, we get intimate.

You're right. That definitely goes up. M mm hmm. Right, it absolutely feels fabulous when we no, you're right. And anytime I am done, it gets a little messy. What do you mean you get messy too? No? No, are you doing that thing? You're making me feel silly? What do you mean I should understand that you get messy? I've never once seen you get messy. Okay, well, yeah, when you say that you're done, you're usually you know, way up in there. I take a dive right into

the ballpit. You're right, uh huh. So what you're that's what you're trying to say, is that some of so that's the milk, and it is, and because every time you have it's been inside okay, all right? No, No, I just feel silly. I didn't realize that you were just as messy, if not possibly more than me. I just I mean, I've always been called a super soaker. No like the super soaker the water gun. No, yeah, I just thought that was okay, and that is exactactly

what she uh huh. Therefore she's just coming up with recipes for guys. Got you? Well, no I should I guess I should have known better. It's absolutely delicious. Oh no, I guess we won't be using that for the dairy store. Well, I'll be intoe, I guess. No, No, no, I'm not upset, not not in the slightest. It's fine. I just I

feel so silly. How can you love me when I'm said to gulfhis Well, No, all of this I can see has got you to the point where you definitely want me to be ringing your bell, you know, head back in there and can I ask your request, though, if we do this this time, can you perhaps I'm not finished there? I would like I would definitely like to see it. I'd like to maybe on Oh my well, no, I never considered that my fate. That's m that'll be new, that'll be new. Well yeah, no, maybe it's good for

the skin. One way to find out. Well, let's uh, let's head on out, babe. Hey guys, seeing Alexander here inspiration for this story. Woo. I can be very oblivious. I've mentioned this before. But and despite how innuindo leden I can do things, I still don't pick up on stuff sometimes and stuff will go right over my head and a lot of people are like, oh my god, you've got to be getting me, like they think I'm

fucking around with them. I'm not. Like it does. It does, and I think everybody can be like that to an extent. But because I didn't make a lot of dirty jokes, people don't take me seriously when I say that I'm doing that. So yeah, AnyWho, I'm looking forward to Patreon drop tonight. It'll actually be the dirty version of the video that's going to be coming out tomorrow, so really excited about that. Also, doing a lot of stream here

on YouTube. Not sure if it'll be a art stream or if it'll be a gaming stream, but we shall see. Gonna kind of let the vibes determine it, and also beginning to do a lot more Patreon only streams. I'm so excited. If you guys are a member of Patreon and your silver are above, you can head on over to discord. The link is in the description below, and silver and above will be able to talk to me doing the Patreon streams, whereas if you're and below you can go into the sidebar and be able to chit

chat while we're doing the Patreon only streams. So super excited about that, and thank you everybody who's been So many of you guys signed up yesterday. It was actually attack bit overwhelming, not in a bad way, like I love it, but it was definitely like, oh my god, Jesus, you guys are crazy. I love it. Also a shout out to Kate's case. I'll be putting her my community tab later on tonight. She's a new VA. She's also

from Texas and she is absolute sweetheart. We were talking about how like, for some reason, most of the women we know from Texas are really short but huge personalities, but like all the guys we know are super tall and what not. Dude, it's funny and we're just commiserating over like our Texas laugh experiences, which is kazy. She's an absolute sweetheart. I think you guys will love her.

She's been making content or I believe a year, but much like me, some of my older videos are very quietly being sunseted so because they just don't fit the aesthetic of what I'm going for anymore. Now. Anyways, I love you guys so much and I will see you in the next video. Bye.

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