Homebagy. I love this freeze. No, no, turn the song out, turned the song up? Yeah, no, I think about the song anytime I think of you. I'm not fairly, but I seem to be struck by you. I want to make you move because it's standing in stay if you're bad, and that is what yours can do. I want to move right through me on high way to what. No, I'm not in it was I was singing. It was just a song. It was what what do you mean? What do you mean? I don't see any like lights
on or anything. It's oh what, No, it's I think it's in the gas tank. Is she's screaming? No, no, no, she's she's screaming, Well, we might have only five miles to eat. I don't know. Like I was chicking in the mirrors. I was making sure I wasn't going over the line. I was a few times. Whatever. I was making sure I was going somewhere near the speed limit. Well,
really it's not a speed limit. It's more of a speed suggestion, is what I think of it as, right, Like, this is the suggested speed that we should go out if we want to. I don't think you're helping a ding dang thing right now? Are you? No? I don't think you're helping a ding dang thing. Let me tell you, sir, my good, sir, we are well. I mean use your phone. I mean you don't. I know we're out in the boonies, but like use your phone to like try to find a gas station. I just I'm trying to focus on
the road. Well, I mean I check to see how often are you checking to see your dashboard if it's not for your speedometer? And honestly, I was looking at the map and Google Map tells me how fast I'm going. It's okay, So the dashboard would be more reliable. Maybe I don't know, maybe it's not properly calibrated. Google's probably calibrated. I don't. I don't like you right now. You're main okay, So how far to the next gas station? What do you mean you don't have bars? Youre dropping bars? There
would be nothing left to do for someone listensted. He would have been deaded I to do it, that is the perstitution started working at clerking for his late brothers. They at large as a can and all the cave forward. What no, I just Hamilton know that that one wrapped in the opening song and dispeeded up. It sounds impressive. It's about the only talent I have. I'll trying to make you laugh. I'm okay, fine, fine, Look we're in the Appalachian Mountains. And if it's really hilly right at
the foot hills, it's really hilly. If look that sounds of there's there's a fill station not too far from here. If I don't think we're gonna make we're gonna make it this seven miles. I don't think we're gonna do it. You know what, though, if we go fast enough, look at those two hills above us, if we book it now, we should be able to get up and down the othern and then getting us speed to go up the
othern and we might be able to coast close enough. Well, No, if we pull over here, or if we risk going further, we might end up at the bottom of one of these foothills, and then we're gonna have to push the car. Okay, So you would rather just hoof it to the fillestation and hoof it back without any kind of protection of the vehicle. What if it starts raining or lightning, and I would rather be able to be inside the vehicle. I don't know, do you have any better? Well, what
ho's out here? It's we're in the boonies at ding Dang Gum at Knight like Jesus won't even answer your prayers at this time or not. He's sleeping. Okay, so what, No, I'm speeding up. No, No, maybe you shouldn't have taught me how to drive a manual. Mmm. She had me to just stick with automatic. I got yall stick. But why don't y'all automatic pad yeda in the attic? We yah, the coolest mother on the planet. My my, this guy's falling. They no need that panic? Ooh ooh what how do
you not know that song? You don't you're not cultured and it shows any who. Yeah, I know you showed me how to do this and shift gears and we're going. Yes, we are going over one hundred miles an hour. It's fine. We just have to catch a speed. No, we've been out here. We haven't seen any tailots in the longest time. The worst thing that happened is we hit a deer. It's written season and that's gonna suck. But you know whatever, No, they'll go flying and we'll just have shredded venison jerky.
I don't know, we'll be fine. Just okay, let's go. No, we've got spices and I don't mean catch it. Let's go all right, Okay, No, we're yeah, we're out one hundred and twenty. Honey, I told you we have to book it. If we book it really, really fast, then the force will be what gets us most of the way there. Look, we can see the fill station. It's right there. No, no, no, no, we can make this.
It's a oh oh, that's a police officer behind us. This is gonna be the shortest high speech chase ever because we're just gonna peter out like we are on one of them there looney cartoons when I was little itty biddy, Oh sweet potato Pie. There's got to be a roadrunner in a walleud coyote with the acme fucking freaking Anville somewhere here.
What no, I can't. What am I gonna do? Pull over? And then we're not gonna be able to pull off? What do you mean we're gonna have it. He's not gonna go drop us off to go get gas. He's gonna probably impound the car and we're going to jail for reckless driving. What Wow, we're gonna go to the gas station. Well, I don't know. Maybe we can convince him when he sees our car tunker tunker down, that we were trying to be responsible people and not have a car just randomly onside of the road. You know,
it's really dangerous to leap parts on the road like that. Honestly, we're being decent citizens. You're being a little freaked out about this. Baby. I love you, but you are so uptight something about ooh, you always want to follow the law, you know, sometimes the low just needs to follow you. It's actually terrible advice. I wouldn't take it. Well, the law's gonna follow us this time. Literally, the laws followed us right now. Look out that rue view, mir You're
not gonna get in trouble. You're not the one driving. They'll probably throw you on the ground of handcuff you, and then they realize that you haven't done anything wrong. They'll let you. Shim me off to Buffalo and I'm I'm probably go to jail. No, I'm just in one of those moods like the world could burn today. Hey, I'm a little tired a little plumb tucker out for him to tell the truth. Oh no, the cars, Peter nodded. See, I told you, Peter out. Once we got towards the
top of this hell. Look now we're gonna oh now, we're going this fast and we have absolutely no huh control. I mean I can steer, I can break our way, I can do this. No, I was born for NASCAR. This is a left hand turn. Whoa, whoa, woo, here we go. Hat hay hattie. All right, Nah, this is fun. This is like being on the back of ryal Bronco that's taken off and you're just holding on for your life. Nah, you didn't grow up in the wild West. N It
really shows. I'm just saying you ain't ready down for adventure. You wouldn't have made down the country and sticks where Id'm from. Baby, let me tell you that right now. All right, here we go in. No. I just thought maybe we might end up grassing into the gas pump. But we didn't, cause we're good. Yeah. Oh we on the right side. We are. We did. By the way, I learned, if you look at the fueling thing, it shows you the little arrow, so you know it's at
the park on. I learned that yesterday. H huh can you get out and pump?
What?
I you didn't know? I I don't know how to pump gas. No, it wasn't a skill that it ever needed. I mean, every time I ever needed to learn how to do it, usually someone would see me trying to figure it out and they'd hop on out and they'd do it for me. And then I learned that from that point on, I can just look up at people and be like okaw, whyes, and they'll do it for me. And if no one's out there, usually the attendant will
do it for you. Not a big deal. Tip them well, I mean, if you want me to tip you, you can put more than just the tip in lad what they love you. You're right, there's a cop out there, High officer Hattie HATTI focsed bone. Sure what I ain't know? I didn't say you there? No, I thought it was Christmas season. I just thought it was people's house lots. How you doing? What do you mean license and registration? I mean no, you can have it absolutely well. No, I had to get up to speed because my car
was out of gas. You can come take againder It's plumb out of gas. It's been out for a while. I wanted to get up enough speed to get up that hill so we could coast on in here and look, we sure as dippity did it. I didn't want to leave the car on the You get it. You from the country, aren't you. Yeah, it's dangerous to leave a car out there. Baby, You're just asking for someone to
go bang bang bang on it with their vehicle. Then they get hurt, You get hurt, and if you're out there doing something now, I thought it was better to just gun it up here. I knew no one was in front of us, and just slide on in here. And well, I would say that I like a good sliding. I like a good slipping and slide. But that's up between you and my boyfriend over here in nin' none business. Yeah no, I promise that I'm gonna keep the hammer off and I'm gonna make sure to mosey on down
to Yonder and we'll be purple fine, y'all. Get y'all get I'm gonna get it, I promise. All right, Thank you kind of the boss. You have a great day. What's that, baby, What do you mean you didn't understand and look at that. No, you didn't grow up in East Texas, did you? It shows yeah, No, he's one of them good old boys. He understood exactly what I meant. No, I'm not getting a ticket. I did what was right, and the law agreed with me. Did you finish pumping
the gas? Kevin? Stop, We're gonna be here on my honey. I wanna get home. I love you. Hey, guys, I've seen Alexander here. Today's story was minus the boyfriend being in the car, one hundred percent your story, I would is out in the sticks. And I realized that my car was singing to me not so joyful song. I actually do not know how to pump gas and never do, and I really don't pay attention to my to I don't pay attention to the gas meter. I don't even
know what to call it. That shows you're out there, don't pay attention to it. And thank goodness for Starlett Audios, who always my car for me. For the most part, I have gotten to the point where before I head out of town, I always go to the gas station. A lot of times I find out don't even need to gas up, And anytime I'm about to head home, I go check, but it's not because I'm actually paying attention to it. I just built that habit because of
this story. I was on the middle sticks really big foothills, and I realized that the fill the station was not too far off, but I was not going to be able to hit it, and I didn't want to pull over the side of the road. I didn't want have to hike up there and hike back. It was like stupid late at not, so I floored it, hit stupid speeds, and then coasted my way after my vehicle sputtered and whatnot all the way down, just using the brake and
got right on in there. And I promise you a cop did show up, and I did have to explain to a cop what I did, and he told me not to do it again. He laughed so hard, and then I asked him to put gas in my carcause I didn't know how to. It's one of the few times that being five foot negative actually worked out. Sometimes just being tiny and cute as its benefits. And I'm not saying that I particularly think I'm cute, but I think he found the situation at least to be cute,
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