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Needy Neko Adventure Begs for Ear Scritches

Mar 12, 202516 minEp. 111
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Episode description

A cute neko girl comes up during a routine shift at your bar. She has been adventuring around from town to town to see who gives the best ear scritches and head pats. Looking at your hands, she just wants a nice bowl of milk and your nails raking her skin as she purs. You are a bit leary of her at first but she is super genuinely interested in you and well... she is cute, she could easily get anyone at the bar to give her attention. You let your guard down and decide to spend the evening talking to her. Send a tip - https://streamlabs.com/xenaalexander/tip   / discord   -- Free Discord



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Speaker 1

Hi.

Speaker 2

Yeah, no, my name is Zena. What's yours? Oh huh, I don't know what kind of drinks do you have here? Can I get like a bowl of milk? A bowl? Well, don't you have like bar food? Okay? Well? Do you have bowls that you put chips in? Okay? Can you fill it with milk? Gotcha? Well, you see, it's kind of difficult with them. Yeah. Pause, yeah, I can't do what most other people do and you know, lift it up to my mouth. I get all fumble with glasses, But bowls I can just lift down and you know,

lick it out of the bowl. What do you mean that's weird? You got a stunk girl over there, A squirrel girl that is definitely a where wolf and that's a that a dog boy, that's a dog boy. That's a wolf boy. I don't know. I have to get closer. That's a do you have a giraffe girl over there? And that's a really big straw. You're accommodating to everybody except for the girl that wants to drink out of a bowl. What kind of Oh wow, No, no, sorry, I was coming off a little bit gruff there. I

just done. You know, I'm not myself, and I haven't had my milk, and I am a giddy that absolutely loves and nice kits and milk inside of what. Yeah you are you have really nice you know? Pause there hands a pause. Sorry, I'm not too good at figuring out. I just done. No, they're nice and wide, you know, nice manly, and they look like they'd be good at them. Oh, yeah, there is something you can help here, you go, No,

keep the change, No, I know I don't mind dipping. Well, in fact, one could say I really like the t oh hella. Well, no, I know I'm giving you the no, not like that. I was saying that I would prefer it like that. What. Oh sorry, I'm fumbling this upper and I was just there is something else you could help me with. I totally understand if you have to charge. But what Oh yeah, no, I'm just I go from town to town. I don't actually have a place that

I set out. You know, some strays or meant to be strays, or some some pets are meant to be strays. You know, we just go around open for you know, a little bit of kindness in different places, and you seek out different things from different spots, like you know, I go to New and I love the concrete jungle. There's something about just all those people around you can kind of disappear. You can feel like you're someone even though you're amongst a whole bunch of people and you

feel like no one. I don't know how to describe it. Then you can also go on to like some really quiet pod on places. You can find some really good home made food there, just you know, from scratch. It's absolutely delicious. Well, no, there's great food in New York and stuff too, but I that's more of the experience of the people, you know, street performers and stuff. It's crazy, but I really lack going to the middle of nowhere because I mean, I bet you can't tell with my accent.

Bet I'm a little country I saw it in and out of it, But whenever I get really comfortable around someone, you start hearing it more. Well what yeah, anyways, So I'm one of the things that I really like is to see how the people are and how friendly they can get. And ties back to what I was going to ask about, you would you, you know, like to take your paw hand and well, just I have an itch right here behind my ear well, yeah, I could reach up and scratch it, but I just I think

you would do better. You know, are your hand shapes different. I think you'll hit it right in the right spot. And well, I think you are capable of hitting many things in the right spot, but you're just a m.

Speaker 1

Oh oh that is oh that is a right spot. M yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2

Oh that is just can you move your hand over to oh there, yeah, now that is up higher. That is lovely, absolutely divine. Thank you. No, I am what Oh yeah, so you got that. It's well, it's no, no, it's not like that. It's not my thing. It's just I don't know. Some people go on adventures because they want to see, like I don't know, the wonders of the world, and some people go on adventures because they want to experience new things. And I kind of put

myself on that lot. I guess I like to experience different hands and giving me scratches and head pats and oh yeah, no, feel free to run your paws and claws through my hands, fingers through my fur hair. Well, I guess that is here on my head. But I do have for and lots of places if you would like to go on an a being you of your own No, no, sorry, sorry, I'm I like to see

how different people give me scritches. And I learned when I stay in one place, people are less likely to give me the scretches that I really really like or want. New people are more willing to do it. So I just keep it moving, and whenever I come back around, then people are more willing to do it. Because I haven't seen me in a bit, and you know so, and I've never been here. I heard lots of things about this bar in this town, and.

Speaker 1

Well what you.

Speaker 2

Well, if I were to tell you that I have never met someone as captivate as you, I don't think you believe me, but I can honestly say that I have. I've been to New York. I've been to La I've been to the middle of Nowhere, West Virginia. I have been to Africa. I've been to Australia. I've been to Asia. You're all over Europe, all over Asia too, South America,

small towns, little towns, middle towns. I have gone by plane, boat, I have walked buses and out of the sea of people that I have seen, I have never found someone who the moment I set eyes on them, was so enthralling. No, I'm not saying you're some you are very cute. What well, what do you mean? I mean you think I'm just being nice to you to get more scritches. Listen here, one thing, one thing's true about me. I'm adorable. Anywhere I go, I can get the attention of pretty much

anyone that I want. So when I do give my attention to anyone, it's because I find them to be interesting. And if you were not that interesting, I would go over to someone else to get your scratches and paths. Because for me, it's not about who I can give your scritches and paths from. It about quality. Quality. That's what I said quality. I want attention from the best people. So if I'm giving you attention, it's because I think

that you're up there. Yeah, I just met you, and I and all my traveling have been really good at being able to detect who's good and who's not, who will be interesting and who will drive me nuts. I can almost just look at someone and know exactly what that is. So back to you, of course, you don't think you're anything special because you're stuck here in this tiny little world, step out of it. Everyone here is used to seeing people like you, so of course you

don't seem extraordinary. Superman didn't seem extraordinary on Krypton, but he came to Earth and everyone marveled at all he could do. But to keep yourself locked away, so of course no one can see pleasure, the benefit, the inspiration of being able to see what all you can do. And looking at those buzz of yours, I'm puzzy, relatively certain that you would be fabulous at anything that you put your mind in. Definitely those nice, strong hands to do.

So how about we do something? How about we decide to sit here in chit chat and banter until it's time for you to get off work and then what, well that's an idea. Oh I like that idea a lot. Then we can go back to your place. But how did you know I didn't have a room at the end? All was going to get it at the end of the night. But I'm an adventurer, so making my money go far as it's good if I can go find

someone interesting to hang out with for the evening. What oh no, not like that, and definitely not every single time. You never know. Sometimes you find a nice, interesting grandma who is really good hugs and just want some company for the night to chat, and the usually wake up

and give you a really good greakfast. So anyways, then there's a very rare occasion you find someone is dashing as you, so I about I go back to your place and give you lots of compliments, and you give me some more of thoselicious your scorches and tell me more about you. What do you mean you think I'll be gone soon? I don't know, maybe this over the time I stick around. Don't count yours as though one that likes to run. Hey guys, Zeena Alexander here. So

this is a Patreon. The inspiversion was a Patreon prompt. If you are a Patreon, you can give me prompts and then I will I'm not going to guarantee to do them all because some of them sometimes don't fit the channel, but I might also start releasing some on Patreon that may not fit the channel. But like you guys would be interested in, like perhaps more sleep aids because they make very flirty content. My sleep aids don't do so well, but I do sill like doing things

that do well. I've also considered making a secondary channel for stuff that I don't think fits on this channel, as just something where I really don't care what happens to that channel. It's just for me, so I can focus on content that people who found me and I like this type of content can find on a little one spot, but also have my really weird stuff too, any of you. I really liked the idea too, because it's I will always tend to do ideas, especially if

I feel like they I have inspirational draw from. So the inspiration ranger from was I always have this phrase, which is some pets are meant to be strays, and I truly do believe that because of a lot of my past traumas and stuff. No one's solicited advice needed. Thank you have a wonderful therapist that I may just be more meant to be a stray simply because just

I don't know. It's really hard to find someone who can deal with my sleep habits of not sleeping for a couple of days at a time, and finding someone who can deal with my emotional highs and emotional lows because I am just a very volatile person. Like if my name could be changed from Zana. It should be mercutio and just someone like I need someone who's a

super stable that could be like, oh, look, you're going crazy. Whoa, but I sit that and just roll your eyes and wait for me to calm back down and be like, all right, now she's good. Oh now she's in a courageous place and she's gonna be super project orientated for months. For a free months, that's fine. It's hard to find.

So because of that, I tend to say I'm way better as a stray who goes from housetowns getting a couple of headpats, being like, oh, you're so cute, You're so sweet, and then I go off the next thing.

So I thought that was interesting having a necho who would go door to door to door, or rather town to town to town trying to get head scratches from stuff, and maybe fun following her little adventures, like maybe having this bartender go on the path ether or having me keep coming back and talking about the different things that I've seen and just realizing maybe this town could be home. I don't know, it's an idea. Love the idea. So I am going to go back to doing daily and I did do the sound.

Speaker 1

Effects for.

Speaker 2

A few videos, and I noticed that I didn't get very many extra views, and it didn't it like the metrics weren't that much different. And my happy is making daily content. So I'm gonna go back to daily. I am going to use the three dos and I'm gonna move around the mic so it's a little bit more like you're here and I'm talking to you. But I don't know about sound effects because it just takes so much more time to do it. And again, I genuinely find my happy in acting and doing the doing the

stuff rather than this. Some people say, get an editor, but I also want to pay people a little wage, so like and also editors can be iffy because like I do daily content, so find someone who's willing to do daily content can be hard, and I don't know, there's a lot of moving parts and I'm sure I'll find some sort of happy in there at some point. But anyways, if you guys like you can absolutely support me on Patreon and I will be stream on Twitch soon.

The link will be in the description below. I will be announcing the date definitely on the community tap, definitely on Patreon, Definitely on the discord server which the link for that is also in the description below. And I will see you guys in the next video. Bye.

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