Huh are you no? I figured no, you're uh, you're a little light. Don't you think ten minutes? You know, I get paid by the hour, so I got paid starting at nine. Just making sure. Sometimes when people are late, they think I'm going to stay late. You're the one missing out, not me. So uh uh, Well, I mean, you know you have a decent physique. I just didn't think you'd be so much smaller than me. No, it's not a problem. I mean I work out all the time,
like to stay nice, lean and buff. You're just well, I don't tower so easily over people usually. No, go ahead, Let's start with the kettle bells right there. That No, I know there's no bells, but those rat It looks like a ball, and there's a little loop that you grab is a handle? Pick that up right there? Oh, let's start with the smaller one, the one next to it. Start with that all right. When we're gonna start doing some squats, So I want you to turn, No, no,
you stay there. I want you to see how I'm turning. Look at my sides. You know I can watch me. Watch your glutes. You're gonna want to make sure you engage your core when you go down, you're gonna fill in your thighs, in your stomach. You do not want to be hunching over with your back. You do not want to be picking anything up with your back. You're just gonna put the kettlebell out in front of you,
grab it with both hands. It's hard on the smaller ones, you're right, but maybe once you become a big boy you can do it easier. And then you're gonna squat down low and come back up. There you go. You want to form a nice little l with your knee, your thighs and your caws and your thighs, and then come back up. When you come back up, squeeze your butt cheeks together so that they tighten. There you go. Yeah,
that's how you're gonna build that cake factory. What, well, you know, like a bakery that cake cake, cake, cake, cake cake cake Arianna. No, no, no worries, no worries. Yeah, do about ten of those? Well, no, I can do them with you though. It's not a big deal. Here, Watch how I do it again? Mt it again? No, it's it's nice. You can oh potatoes, you're a no. Well, your form will get better over time, especially as we build your core muscles up more and they're able to,
you know, engage better. How about we start with something else. How do we lift some tiny weights? You know, just up and curls like this, grab with your hands and just watch, like, look how my bicep is flexing, slow and in control. Slow and in control. That's how you build up nice, big muscles, and you stretch them out when they're coming down, when you feel like your arm's not shaking anymore. Whenever you do, I don't know, ten twenty of them, that's when the next session you can
start using some heavy weights. But we're not gonna focus on weights how heavy they are. Let's go with the small ones. It's oh, you don't We can just do this without weights, It's what do you mean? No, I'm not putting you down or anything, and just no, I think you're plenty cute and all body shapes can be cute. I wouldn't care if you were seven hundred pounds or if you were underweight. You're cute is, but clearly want some personal training. And what oh honey, people have put
you down for your size, Well screw them. Are they perfect looking? Probably not? And even if they are, did they buy their way to it, and few these standards over time change Like it used to be back in the eighteen hundreds, we worshiped gigantic bodies because that meant that they were rich and they could afford a ton of food when most people were starving. It's it's not a big deal. We used to like fair Skin Steven that they didn't have to go out and work. It's
don't worry about what other people think. If you want to get stronger, get stronger. If this makes you happy, if this is your way. This is personally how I get my endorphins. It's not about what my body looks like. It's about enjoying the feeling I get. Yeah, enjoy what you do and screw anybody who tells you what you're doing is bad if it's not hurting anyone. Oh as soon as I saw you, I thought, damn, look at that kutie potato just walking around love nothing more than
just to take a bite. In fact, let me guess you way about That's what I figured. No, I can bench press you, really, you don't think I can not here? Let me just m hop here, lay down about here and then grab you and oh see I got you. Oh you don't think I can push up? Oh, I'll push you up, babe, though it seems like something else is deciding to push down on me. Maybe it'll help me get you. Ah, there we go, No, look at you, There we go. No. I just needed a little bit
of force it first. But now this is easy, just gliding you up and down. I see where you're looking, liking the view from up there. No, in fact, I'm thinking you are a wonderful workout. No, No, I know you should be the one who's working out. But don't worry. I'm you kind of got me here. You got me thinking you would be a wonderful work out, if you know what I mean. Oh, Colm on, I saw the way you were staring at me when I was doing those squats. You love the fact that I could absolutely
break you if I wanted to down to you. And I love the way you were looking at my biceps as they were curly, that way you were looking at them like you wanted me to curl them around you and absolutely run off with you into Well, that's precisely what I was thinking about doing. No. As soon as I saw you, I could tell you're a sweet one. You show up late. I could tell by the way you dress it's not because you believe in being late, but because you were probably super nervous when you found
out that gym was pairing you with me. Oh no, I remember when you came and signed up for your membership. You were looking at all the pictures of all of the trainers and asked if you could pick the one you wanted. They said, you can ask, but he wasn't available. And I remember overhearing you say, do you have to
work with a female? And you'd prefer not to? When they asked, told me he told me this morning you didn't really want to work with a female, and if you really put your foot down to give you a refund. But I thought, but this one, this one doesn't require refund. This one, this one, I'm gonna have tons and tons and tons of fun with HM. Oh no, no, no, no no. I don want you to feel the warmth of my body all over you as I squeeze you right now.
M No. I love lifting a guy off the ground, I kissed him, and I would love nothing more than to have m my thighs wrapped around you, leg wrapped around your head. I can't even think straight. You're so cute to me. Wrap my thighs around your head where I can ear my be just squeeze you until I see your skin turning absolutely beat red. I'm feeling you shake and rattle for air. Then slowly let go and have you come up looking like the glazed crispy cream donut that I want you to be. Oh, you're not
catching my drift. Oh you don't really understand what I mean. Don't worry, darling. Give me about two hours and I'll have you an expert in everything that I just discussed. What Oh no, no, no, no, you know what I think. I'm gonna go ahead and give that refund because what I want to do to you is not going to be considered professional at all. Not come here. Oh no, I'm carrying you off to We're gonna go to a Mommy's fun zone and you're gonna be my good boy.
Hey guys, Xena Alexander here. So sorry this video came out so late my Audacity had to be reinstalled. But inspiration for this audio. I am short, I am a five foot negative as everyone likes to say, I'm five foot wasshoes on. I don't know how tall I am without my shoes on, but I can carry someone. If you're about six y five, I can throw you on my back and up to about two to three hundred pounds, I'm not going to struggle. I have a pretty pretty thick,
thick passive laves. You know. I was a swimmer in high school and college and just did did a lot of butterfly kicks and a lot of the one hundred meter fly. That was that was my jam. And I have really, really really strong thighs because of it. And I used to have to do a lot of weightlifting because I wanted to have those powerful thoughts because a lot of girls could not compete in the fly and it was an easy way to get gold medal AnyWho, and a lot of guys I would teach how to swim.
This swim class. Thank you, prism spudded Prison reminded me of the story was telling me about how I used to swim and teach football players in their off season had to swim, and they would always think that they could kick my butt, and so once I beat them, they're like, I want to see your workout routine, And a couple of them would always sit. They're and make fun of me, thinking that I wasn't super strong, so I had to show them I could pick you up
and carry you. I really don't care. And it's not the size of the dog and the fatsas the fat and the dog, and you can be six foot and I can still take you out watch me. So I wanted to do this video. I thought it would be a lot of fun. We are currently in my twenty four hour live stream. If you're listening to this right now, this came out while I was live streaming, so I'm recording in the future, but you're also listening to it now, so I'm live streaming, which is kind of meta, and
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I do, try to answer our comments. I'm so behind on comments, by the way, guys, I'm going to catch up after my twenty four hour livestream, but not like the minute I turn off the livestream and probably get asleep, and then when I wake up, I'm going to spend hours answering all the comments. I really try to answer the first comment you guys make. Please don't make multiple comments, just get me to answer worse stuff because it throws me off. But if you want to do it, you can.
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Beyond beyond. I don't have enough words for how sweet, how amazing you guys have been to me and supporting me throughout this. I'm not gonna cry. I'll end carrying on this live stream anyways. I'll see you guys in the live stream and thank you for twenty thousand subscribers. How did that happen? Oh my god, I love you. Got some bop
