Whoa oh oh my, oh my goodness, I'm on two feet. Yeah. Oh oh no, I do that anime? Yeah thing. I just thought that was something humans, I said, humans, Is this really how we talk once we become anthropomorphic? Yeah? Oh oh goodness, Oh you're a wife? Goodness? No, no, no, no, do you feel any pain? I well, I mean you did get shot like seven times. But well, I I guess when I transformed, my claws came out, and I don't think he's getting back up. That's a that's more
than just a flesh wound. Are you well, yeah, I'm talking. I am. You didn't see what I saw. No, this isn't a fever. No, you're not dying. No, this isn't a fever dream, you're not. For the love of God, high deep breaths, I saw that you were being robbed, and I just gave my most earnest wish to the furry godmother. Furry Godmother, Well, we all have one, but they don't always listen. But if you have the purest of hearts whenever, then you can well wish for something.
And I said, I'd give up one of my nine lives in order to give you yours back. Well, on though. You keep insisting on giving me freaking feline feasts and I'm not the biggest fan of that. Why do you go to the Dollar General for my food? I'm just saying, lie, there's a pet Smart down Yonder and they have the Rachel race stuff, but you keep insisting on giving me this cheap gunk. Then you wonder why I like to I like to clo out of my CaTiO and go get one of those go get those tweeted birds. You
wonder why that happens. But that's neither here nor there. AnyWho. How are you feeling well? I mean, given up one of my life should have completely yielded you so well. I've actually never used any of mine. I've been fairly careful of that. And you're a little bit of a helicopter, you know, pet parent. You never really let me out of your sight, so I've been relatively sheltered. But I've grown to lack you, even though you keep calling me a good girl, and I don't know how that works
for me. You know, well, no think about okay, I understand. Yeah, with dogs, you take care of them and they worship you. They're stupid. This is why cats are smart. You bring me food and resources and make my life as happy as possible, and in return, I occasionally let you give me a nice pet. And I'm not just per next to you. If you're feeling really lucky, and if I really am in need of any attention at any point in time, I'll pounce on you. And what the hell
are you going to do about it? Anyhow? I've grown to enjoy your company and I wouldn't want to lose you. And also just heard terrible thing about shelters. I do not need to be a shelter cat. So if giving up one of my lives brought you back, it was worth it. Plus, you're really cute. Well, I mean for a houman, you're really really cute. I've always I've always enjoyed you, the way your hands go up and down my spine, and I love to just take my head and tossing it into You're always so warm and I'm
always so cold. Oh there's that dog again. I don't know why you keep him around. All he does is tell you whether or not you got ups or usps or FedEx doesn't showed up. Hmm. Yeah, the Amazon delivery God and him are not friends. I guess. I mean, you could have always told me that you wanted me to alert you and someone's here, I probably still wouldn't know, especially if I was napping. What sorry, I was just
thinking about going to take a nap. Huh Well okay, fine, I'll I I always wanted to be more human esque. I mean, negoes exist hello and I know that? What? No? No? Like, no, no, no. What do you think anime is designed to do. It's to train you on what actually exists. The government doesn't want you to know about, so they make it seem like, oh, it's a good tooon Google looking for it. But yeah, there's like entire tr echoes running around. Well yes, exactly,
it's whenever the furry Godmother, the furry Godmother. We went over this already. If you do something super selfless as a cat, you get turned into a necho. And yet well no, they can procreate. But this is how original nechoes were created. You do something selfless, giving up one of my lives so that you can continue on consider selfless. So now I'm a necho now, and now I canna we canna be together? Maybe, oh, come on any other time. I get next year and start purring. You absolutely love it.
He's snuggling closer to me, and take go ahead, take that hand and just slide it down on my neck and my back and pull me close in front ice like that. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. See, this is what I've always dreamed of, becoming an actual necho catgirl and just getting real snuggily close to you and mmm telling you good boyfriend once a. Yeah, I love that right there, that is just getting nice. Get your scretches and oh see, I love that when you
scratch me right at the base of my tail. I love that you are absolutely magnent the way you make me feel on the average. And what well, No, I understand it's difficult knowing exactly what to feed us uh kitty cats, but I'm gonna make sure we have good food from now on. Way more salmon in our diet. Oh, some tuna is good, but you want to watch how much tuny you have to But some chicken? What? No,
why would you think I want unseasoned chicken. I eat unseasoned chicken if you put it performing, because we'll have to. But I do know quite a bit about some different spices. Oh no, no, no, no, no, you see, you don't understand. That's another thing that us cats like to do. Every couple of months when they're there's a full moon, we like to simmy outside. We'll often go help our friends
escape and also help put them back someone knows. And I love to go up to the restaurants and we go digging through the dumpsters and whatnot, and we find some delicious meals. I have so many tastes and flavors in my mouth that I can't wait to recreate. What No, I'm not quite too certain on that flavor. What does it taste like? Savory? Really? You wouldn't think something that would? Is that a sauce? More like a batter? Okay, baby batter? Okay? I don't know more than welling to try what? Wait
a second, is you? Is this you flirting back with me? Oh that I may not fully understand what it is that you're trying to say, But uh, I think I'm picking up what you're putting down. And oh no, I don't think it's you being woozy from having fallen again. You got the got my life back. You should be completely healed, though I can think of a different type of healing that you might be interested in. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I forgot. I guess I usually have a little bit
more of a sandpapery tongue. But let's just say I'm pretty thirsty right now, if you know what I mean. Well, I guess if you're thirsty, you wouldn't have such a salivated tongue. Well, my, I'll definitely say it's pretty juicy, juicy in that region right now, and it's getting quite juicy in others, if you know what I mean. So how about we go. I think you're gonna end up needing a full body exam to make sure that that last took real good control of you. What, Okay, slow
it down. So but you just showed that you're interested in me. Well, then I told you I've been dreaming of this day forever, so I'm kind of excited to just try to try to Oh no, that's actually kind of sweet. So no, I agree. We should probably sew it down so that this passion doesn't burn out too quickly, because I don't just want something for now. I want something that's gonna last. I've loved you, and honestly, had
the Furry Godmother not had she not stepped in. When she did, I would have absolutely given my life to save yours. You did. You did see him fling me across the room, and then that's when he shot you. And that's when I knew that you loved me enough to where you were trying to defend your kiddy cat. Well, you're not wrong. I'm absolutely down to seven laughs. No, I absolutely lost my own. But it's part of what the furry Godmother did. In order to become a necho,
you have to do something selfless. You also have to give up one of your lives. I was dying anyway, so but I still had it, so it was kind of a two fer. They usually will do that, at least that's what the lore says. If you're on your way out, they will take the life that you're about to lose anyways because it is still active, and use it because what you're willing to do for someone else
is precious. Usually it's kind of a last life kind of thing, like you're down to two and you're about to lose yours, and you give the only life that you have left. So in theory, you would be completely gone to save someone, but this counted too, since you're such a good person. The sad thing is is you don't see it. You think just because the world has been so dark to you and it's caused you to have such dark thoughts. Oh, come on, all those late
not discord chats you have and everything. I look over your shoulder. I've learned how to read English. You think that pets don't know how to read they have proven. There's this dog on Instagram called Benny and Nike that she presses buttons in order to talk so she can actually communicate, prove she understands what you're saying. We understand what you're saying, and we can absolutely learn those little
symbols you guys call letters. Anyways, why don't we still maybe if we don't go back to your bed, how about we go over to the couch and cuddle for old time stays. I can sit in your lap, and you can take that hand and put it on the back of my head and we can just watch some Homeward Bound or something. Oh, come on, I love me some sassy Come on, baby, let's just do it. Hey guy, I've seen Alexander here. Inspiration for this video is I'm not a cat, even though despote what Vail who is
also a va. Oh my goodness, Rockie, Sorry, that is my dog. He's a burn a doodle and he is just he's a puppy. Still, he's he does not like when I shut this door in order to record, so he's outside. They're in a little bit of a fit. Anyways. Inspiration for this video. I love the movie Home Abound and actually just recently rewatched it, and it thought of Sassy and I do have a series where the dog turns into a dog girl, so I thought having a cat turned into a necho would be kind of interesting
and the different ways animals express themselves. And maybe at some point I'll get another actress to act like the other one and bring them together, or we could do some sort of like free Friday thing. I think that could be really fun, but also has inspiration for my real life too, while I don't have nine lives. There really was a buriler that broke in when me and my ex lived together, and I got up because I
heard them. I'm very hyper vigilant because of trauma. Oh fun times, and I heard something and while he was sleeping, and I went to go check on it, and right as I entered into the room. The guy like had dipped around a corner and just got the jump on me, and oh goodness, slam into my head into the wall.
And then that's when my ex heard what was going on, hopped up and he did actually get shot, but he got shot non by the like his arms or whatnot, and in him getting like the guy turned to shoot him, I was able to actually like hit the guy's arm knock the gun out of his hand, and the guy ended up running off, and so I had to call the cop. So you could say I saved his life if you want to, But like, I don't think the guy even meant to shoot him. I think the gun
went off with that. I think it was one of those he has a gun in order to scare people, but he didn't mean to shoot him. So anyways, a combination of that and everyone on the discords over constantly calling me a cat, and then the ongoing joke that whenever I'm live streaming, I use my YouTuber model, I turn her into a cat, and I go, oh, I thought it was funny to bake it a cat girl kind of retell that story, and bang, here we are, And I also really have been wanting to use the
word furry godmother for the longest time. I plan to do a part two of this this even if this video doesn't do well, in which I'm going to get dream Audio Va to play my furry godmother. She doesn't know that yet. She's gonna die when she hears that, because I'm basically just giving her lines to record and she doesn't know. And why am I saying this? And this because she never listens to my outdrows or my videos, so she'll have no idea. Anyways, I love you, guys,
and I will see you in the next video. Bye.