Yeah, what do you what are you doing over there? And yeah, I uh no, no, no, that's a that's a family heirloom. No, no, it's not a cane. It's a stick. Well, yeah, it's a proper stick. It came from this place called Bratton and I don't know, way way way back on probably my mother's side, a couple of times removed or something. There's some people from I don't know where, is it England. They were like yeah, right right, and bloody proper and stuff, and yeah, they
brought that stick to my family. It's put it back. It's a uh no, please don't hand it to me. No, no, it's it's fun. You can hand it to me. I just say here, I just what. Oh no, it's just a If you hand the stick to someone and they accept it, then certain things happen, and if they don't accept it, worse than what do you mean, Oh well, nothing bad happened this time. It is at the benevolence of the stick handler. And see didn't do it. Then I guess the time is past. All let's go, let's
go get some dinner. It's what, No, it's here, it's it's a stick. It's just a proper stick and we're gonna put it back and well, no, it's just if you're you're touching it. Oh, I know, I kicked I kicked you. I kis you. It's what you have to do whenever someone touches the stick and you're touching it. And since I'm the one that had it in my hands and then you touched it, I had to kick
you and just well no, that's what. No, I can't there's a name for it, and I can't tell you what the name is because if I tell you what the name is, well then you have to do something to me. It's called a Yep, that's the name, and that's the name. I won't say it. Don't say it again. It's the again, it's it's a proper stick. Oh. I don't want to have to keep kicking you. Just you just stopped saying the words. Just don't say the words. Don't say the words. Don't have to say the words.
I don't have to say the words, and we can just move on like this neverver happened, you know, Like, it's fine, we'll put it back in. It's called a kicking stick out. Why would you do that? This is insane no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's no. I get it. You did it because you had to. But oh god, got my claws out on that when I scratched my legs a little old. There's a little blood there. No, it's fine. No, it tastes m god, break No, it's fine.
It tastes great. To be positive. It's my blood. It's delicious, all right. So we're gonna put the stick. Fine. So if you have a grievance to someone, yeah, you take the ki kicking stick. Had that one coming. You take the proper stick, and you go out to them and you say, well, here, take a hold, and if they don't take a hold, then you kick them between the legs. But if they take a hold, then you give them a nice swift kick to their shins or something. Yeah.
So if they take it, they understand that they have caused you grievances and they're going to well, they're gonna get it. And if they don't take it, then well, well then you get to cause more grievances upon them. It's the way it works. And yeah, I don't know what to tell you on that end, but I can tell you, yeah that this is a proper stick, and it's fabulous and it's amazing and it's great and honestly it's okay. No, he got a point there for sure. Okay,
deep breaths in, deep breaths. Whoo out. Okay, we're not kicking each other anymore. Out. I didn't say with the word stick. There are rules, so would you kindly take a hold remember the rules. Oh, I don't feel bad
about that one, because now you know the rules. What well, No, I just started back in my family way back when someone started having a grievance not knowing what it was, and they continued having a grievance forever until they found a stick, and then they went up to someone and said, here, take it, and they gave him a kick. And then it just became a tradition, and then they started going to other villages and whatnot and teaching people about that.
So like, yeah, most let go family accounts have a proper stick in their house. This one happens to be my family's, and I'm the person who governs it. Well, we're not supposed to talk about the number of times we've used our sticks, because it's just it's not proper. You're not supposed to try to compare. But I've used one exactly two hundred and ninety two times. Though I guess you can go to two hundred and ninety five because I use it a good three times right now.
I do count. I just well, no, we're not supposed to count. I guess I wasn't supposed to, but I did. And no, it's a thin and I don't know what to tell you, but I will tell you this is a lot of fun. It can be a lot of fun. See family re unions. We all bust out on our own and we go running around with each other, and then you go kicking each other, and then all of a sudden someone will grab a hold of yours and
then they've got it and they're running on. You're trying to get them back, and then they up to someone and say, jolly good sir. Then get them a nice kick in the oh no, no, no, no, we don't kick in the keysters, just between the legs if they don't accept, and well in the shins if they do, except those are kind of boring. Yeah, it absolutely turns into a little bit of a game, doesn't it. But it's a fun game. No, Well, I wouldn't say that this is
I wouldn't say it's violence per se. It is a way of getting out aggression in a You know, there's people who would say this is done in a positive light. I wouldn't know who those people might be. My family members they would agree, m no, they're not a little bit biased. No no, no, no, no no, no, okay, fine, I can tell you that there was this old fine, I'll tell you where the first stick came from. There was this old stinky dragon who was a little crotchy.
And I'd be a little crotchy too, Yeah, if I had to wake up one day and find that there was a huge stick up my backside. And so my family went and helped this dragon with this problem and pulled it out, and well we found out why he was so cranky. He was full of shit. So anyways, after they got him cleaned up, because my family likes to make sure to take care of people, they took the stick back and people were making fun of them, even though they were richer than Midas. Now because the
dragon absolutely is a sweetheart. And once the stick was out of his book, so then he paid them wealthily. They were so good. They had so much after they cleaned up all of them that went everywhere wolf who had offended God it is it's actually why he rested
on the seventh day. Anyways, so after that happened, then the dragon just flew off and my family was able to take over the lands, and people back from our village made fun of them, even though they were richer than minus at the time, because they cleaned up all of that mess, and they too smelled a little unheavenly. And so that's when they first took the stick and said, would you like to take this jolly good sir? Why are you making fun of me? I can't, yeah, make
the right accent. I'm sorry. So anyways, they took the stick and they got a swift kick, and that is where it came from. Well, yeah, I did say I didn't know exactly where it came Listen here, that's not the best story to tell. You just kept asking more questions. Usually we just cut it off at the family tradition, and no one asked much more than that. We don't really get into the family more unless you're in the family.
But oh, does this mean we have to get married now? Well, I mean, because like now you're kind of in the family because you know the family secret, unless you're willing to forget the secret by taking a hold of this. Still, no, that doesn't even have to kick you in the Why did you kick me? Oh? Well, no, I don't know. I guess we could consider you a family member. I don't know. Can we just go inside? I'm really hungry.
I was really hoping to give you some cookies, and I was really hoping to get some milk, and you would definitely fill me full of meat. You know, I'm a carnivor. I know cats aren't really supposed to rar Did you not hear the pathetic? The ars? I'm more of? That sounded bad too, sounded like I absolutely would love a little bit more of something. All right, you know, let's go, let's go inside. And yeah, hey guys, as
Seena Alexander here. I want to say a huge thank you to Eclipse Dragon and Yoshi for playing Fastmophobia with me. And I'm pretty sure Green Dragon was there, Tabe. This Dragon was Eclipse that we were talking about for being such good sports. I rip on Eclipse all the time on our Discord server, which is one hundred percent free. We are looking at potentially going to being strictly eighteen plus.
It's no ten, no shade against any particular personage, just the admin team has struggled with a lot of things recently, and one in particularly was the age age is being an issue on the service. So hate to say that if you are under eighteen again, the server is going to be taking a vote. But the good things happened on the server and our voice shots, which are always
eighteen plus, we had a clips. Dragon and me were just gotten to the giggles, and I don't know why we came up with the kicken stick, but I started to dying laugh and when I told him I was gonna hit him with the kick and stick, and then the lure of the kick and stick spun like I didn't even have a definition of what that was. I just said words, and then he took off with it.
And then this a sweetheart, cyber Blade who's also known as cyber Damon, I came on to the server and when I told him about it, he's like, it should be a proper kick and stick because he's British and he has like the cutest sucking accent. He's like, it should be a proper kick and stick. Love. That's not how his I can't do his accent. He sounds like Mamfossa. So just imagine Muve Fossa saying a proper kick and stick like James Earl Jones. It is so cute. I had such a giggle fit, so I had to make
this audio. I get it like so few people are gonna find this funny. But to me, just imagine and someone grabbing one into the a stick and then you kicking them is hysterical and it clips is just always letting me laugh at him and is always such a good sport, and he knows that I love him, and he knows that it's like, it's no, it's it's nothing nasty, it's it's no ill intent whatsoever whenever we're giggling with
each other. And then of course there's Yoshi, who I swear you're the catalyst for chaos, because even when he's not saying some crazy cool stuff, he is usually he's usually the person who is around whenever I think is something crazy and funny, and then it just takes off. We have lots of jokes that spawn from these two being around. Love to hang out with you guys, if you play seven days to die or fastmophobia getting more into I want to start playing some Lethal Company and
World of Warcraft. Honestly, we need a rating guild World of Warcraft. I need an invincible mount more than I need to live. Anyways, I love you guys, and I will see you in the next audio. Bye.