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I'm tired of your excuses. Unless you can tell me where you're gonna come up with the twenty thousand dollars in less than about five seconds, I'm dropping you off of this ledge one, two, three four. It was nice knowing you, But what huh you think me? A mafia overlord, vampire vampire mafia overlord gives three flying figs about turning you? You? You who came to me for one thousand dollars loan for your little business and have been unable to pay
me to the two twenty thousand dollars. Watch who you're calling a loan shark there, buddy, I'm not the one ding over the edge of a balcony. You haven't been able to pay me back on the most simplest of terms. In fact, you know what here, Give me a thousand dollars out of your pocket and I won't be flinging you over there. We won't be dangling much longer. See, you can't even do that. Why would I want to turn you? I tell you what the days you're lucky day,
I've been in need of a little comedy. Tell me why I am a part time cartoon month should allow you the opportunity to become a vampire and serve me for eternity when I can't even stand you for ten minutes. Okay, really, you think you're the long lost love of my life? Well, it is true. I've told you on many occasions that I find you to be very cute. Now that's true. I've told you that I do find you to be very funny, which is the reason why I've allowed this
little charade to go on long enough. But the sad truth is, if I allow you to live, then there's gonna be a lot of people wondering, have I Zeena Alexander gone saw? And I can't have that. But then again, if I turned you, I could say that you're my minion and that I want to keep you forever. Making you a splat on the sidewalk was just such a waste of potential. And none of my enemies want to be turned. And quite frankly, I mean I did. You're right,
I did do that to your girlfriend. Yeah, your family too, will listen, they shouldn't have sitten there called me a blood sucking leech.
Letch.
They called me a blood suck. I mean I kind of am aleeged, and I do suck blood. Oh, I guess that was pretty cool that I did that to them after all. Then well, listen here, this is back when I was actually considering dating you before I gave you the loan. See, had you never asked me to operate within that capacity, then this whole I'm telling you, mixing, mixing, mixing money with potential relationships always goes left and well, honestly, if I can't have you, no one should. So pardon
what do you mean nobody would want you? You're just saying that because you're scared of what would happen if I thought someone did. I'm not scared. I mean they just would cease to exist moments after I showed up.
Hm.
What, that's not what happened to your neighbor, not at all. I didn't kill her. Well, no, my henchmen didn't kill her. Starvation did. When we dropped her into a pit underground and we sealed it and we played Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination For about a week, there were bottles of water down there. You know, I'm not completely cruel hungers. Hunger is one thing, but thirst thirst is another. Everyone should have nice, clean, cold water. Mm hmm, well, no,
I did do that to your former crush. But as I said, everyone should have nice clean, cold, nice clean water. She had nice clean water and she was submerged in it. She had the option she could have drank more. I'm just saying hydration is important. What are you trying to get at Listen, I understand you can't pay me back, and fine, you know what, No, you're right. I am not only going to turn you, but I'm going to turn you into one of the best vampires out there.
You have such a brilliant mind, but no one has refined it, which is why you've been unable to make this business of yours come off the ground. But if I that's what I do. This is a coup. This is officially a coup, which makes it to where I look like the badass mafia queen that I am, and I get the man that I've always wanted, and I don't have to kill you. Oh a genius. See, I turn you. Therefore you're my underling. Therefore I own everything that you own and part of the mafia. Your business
then falls underneath my control. I take it from you. Then I have one of the most valued tech companies out there. Only I can turn it around, because well, you're really good at making things that are useful. I'm really good at commoditizing them and manufacturing and marketing and all the other things that you are plumb abismo. Ad look at it this way, you'll have more time for activities, not group activities. Jesus listen here. Okay, pardon, well, well,
I mean, yes, that could work. But again, I don't think you should go out on your own trying to figure out how to be a how to make all that work for yourself. Just let me take over the business. Oh no, trust me or not. You haven't been turned yet, but you're not gonna have much of a toice. Now, come on, we have to start the process. Well, it's my nail. I cut you bite, Go ahead, lap it up. The blood it gets into your system makes it tour.
Once I bite into you, then even if I take a little bit too much, because you speel rather good, it won't be it won't actually be anything that's gonna harm you and kill you. There you go, Ah, that feels great. No that it's fine. You can take a little bit more take okay, no, no, no, no, no, don't get greedy. Now bring that lovely delicious arm over here. Oh come on, that's just cliche. I could absolutely bite your neck, but I don'd rather look into your eyes while I do this part.
Now, looker for that.
Sorry I should. I always end up tat and take a little bit too much that you should be fine though, Oh yeah, the woozy Oh no, no, no, usually I have checked. Usually when I turn people, it's not so impromptu and you lay down here. Hey, come come, take him to one of the guest rooms. Yes, he's freshly turned, so we're gonna need some you know what. This is a special occasion. Let's get some. Be positive. Yes, it helps you with the mood. It's the moon answer. Come on,
it's blood type. People live your life like your blood type. Be positive. Yeah, they're gonna give you everything that you need, take care of you while you go through this transformation process. It's a little creaky. We'll go with that. It's a little and well, you will start your training and what it means to be a vampire and turn you into the world's best vampire. Well, no, that's not exactly what is gonna happen. You don't instantly become one of my
coppos or anything like that. No, you also start at the bottom rung of the mafia too. Lord, you have so much to learn such such a little paladin, aren't you? Paladin? Dandy about the Do you think I don't know what a twenty sided dice is? Jesus, all right, you go ahead and take that nap. I am gonna be busy going through your phone and ensuring any little chickadees that still know who you are also forget who you are. All the world forgets about them. All right, bye, darling,
see you in a couple of days. Hey, guys, Zeena Alexander here. Okay, so this is the last day that if you are messaging me on discord, I probably do not hear I've heard from you. Inspiration for this audio this goes back to me a few years ago when I don't think any of you guys would have liked me. I legitimately, I had a couple of exts that cheated on me. It caused me to like really want to
go through phones and all that good stuff. And nobody got harmed or anything, but I really went back to that mindset of like wanting to remove anybody who was against our relationship out of my partner's lives. So that's kind of the inspiration that I drew upon. But also when I saw the artwork that I created, like this girl who's like menacing holding someone up, I instantly thought mafia. And several of you guys in our community posts also
saw that too. And then on top of that, I haven't done a vampire audio in a while, so I thought it was like Vampire Mafia. Not gonna lie. My friend, best friend dream Audio v out dream Audio va here on YouTube did a Vampire Princess series and you know what, dream Dream took a couple of my stories and built off of them. So I was like, you know what this is? This would be fun. We have that kind of back and forth. She's fine with it, I'm fine with it. So anyways, some community shout outs, I want
to say thank you guys. It is baffling to me that we have gotten so many people onto our Discord server. It just keeps growing and growing and growing and growing. So I want to say hello to Steiner insert name here has been very very has been very very active space Solitaire John this slime is actually a writer on the server now and does some NSFW stuff that I'm super excited with, and Biggles and then Ory, I love
your face. I know you haven't had as much time to be on the server, but you are still equally as loved. I am coming back home tonight, guys. I might just pass out though, not gonna lie, but I will be around for Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We will definitely be on the server, playing some video games, chit chatting, and having some fun again. Our server is linked in the description down below. If you guys would like to get with that anyways, I love you. It's free for
everyone to join if you want to. Anyways, I love you, guys more than make announcing in the next one.
Bye.