It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth MONDI funing a middle tift, thoughful, king, composing, hal helluia.
Halllu. Yeah, hi hi darling. No no, no, no, no no, I was just cooking dinner. Well, yes, I finished all my chores. I made up your room, I vacuumed, I washed the windows. I did all kinds of things around here. Uh huh window. Sorry. Sometimes I go more southern than my I go more towards my upbringing rather than my education, is what mc grannie would say. I'm so sorry about that. I washed the windows. Yes, mm hmm. No, I was
just cooking dinner. Well, I mean, you pay me for a certain number of hours, and I want to be useful throughout them. Well, no, you are right. You're right. Your wife should be the one cooking. But she hadn't started anything. And asked or she had plans, and she said no, And I asked her if I could cook for you. Well, honey, you've been at work all day. I don't want you to coming home. I'm sorry. You're right, you're right. It's in the South. We call everyone honey.
It's nothing. It doesn't it's just a term we use for everyone. It goes with the Southern hospitality. I'm so sorry, sir. You're right, professionally, sir, you're you deserve after a long day's worth of work to come home to a nice home cooked meal, and your wife honestly never provides them for you. So well, no, you're right, that is none of my business, and I should stick my nose where it belongs. But I figured you'd be appreciative, much like
you're You appreciate everything. You're so sweet like that. But yeah, no, I was just I was making baked ZD. I know it's one of your favorites, so I have over there pop just hit boiling. If you add a little bit of salt to it, it helps make the the water boil faster, so they say in the South. I don't know if that's true, but it also makes it to where the the noodles won't stick together. I brought it to a boil, and I'm just about to add the ZD and then over here, I'm brown in the meat in my large
salt ta pan. I'm keeping the I've got nice sausage sausages, Italian sausages in it, with a little bit of ground beef because I like the double textures for my baked eeedy. It's Grandma taught me how to do that. And I was just about to add in the onions and get this all salta together, has some garlic and some rosemary basil Italian season and red pepper flax mm red pepper
fleas exactly. I'm gonna cook this for about a minute and just get it, get it nice and going, you know, and then that's when I'm going to go in and add in the rest of the the that's made of sauce and everything. So it's nice and dick makes for good good. I love to mate sauce. It makes for a nice stick sauce. I love a nice stick mayde sauce, don't you. Yeah, it just it fills you up really last I love it when a nice meat that you got a lot of meat that fills you up, gets
too nice and saucy. No, oh gosh, it don't worry. And then no, no once, so it has come to a well because I like it all then day to the teeth. That's what that means that in Italy they take the pasta and they don't cook it all the way what Americans would say, cook it all the way through. It is cooked all the way through, but it's too where when you bought into it, there's it's still a little bit of a little too. It's delicious if you ask me, no, well, I don't know. I just I
like something I can sink my teeth into. You know, No, okay, don't know, don't worry. But yeah, that's what that cast the rolled paints over there for I like to put about a you know, on the surface, put about half the ricotta cheese that we have a ricotta sorry Southern again, and then I like to put in some sauce, and then I like to put in my noodles and then put sauce back over it, and then you bake it.
Put some mozzarella cheese and some parmesan. Though Granny did teach me that you also put a little bit of pepper jack. That's one of her one of her signature things that she'd do. And then you just put it in an oven so that that cheese gets nice and toasted. Put it in the top rack helps a lot, helps out a lot, is what Granny taught me. And it's absolutely delicious. How How can you not like putting on
a nice topping. I do. I love that crust. It's just a little bit crunchy, so that when you pull it, it's nice and gooey and it gets all over your lips and just makes you have the yep back up. No, no, you've never really, you've never done much cooking. See, I've learned that the way to way to someone's heart is always to cook for them. This is a really simple meal. In fact, I actually like to make my own pasta.
That's what that pasta press is over there for you roll it out and then you just use a pizza cutter to cut it into the slat the shapes that you want it, and then for a ZD you just kind of roll it into a little round shape. I just love the feel of pasta in my hands. Really, the pasta dough just a little bit sticky and but perfectly good. What's that? Oh yeah, no, trust me, all this talk about food has definitely got me hungry, and it's hoping it was making you a little bit thirsty too.
Well no, I mean, you know, as your humble servant, I just like to serve, and well, if you're thirsty, I want to make sure that that is definitely quenched. I can think of many different ways to what that whistle. A glass of water is indeed one of those ways. How perceptive of you. No, it's fine, it's fine. Here on me get that for you. There you go, sir. I hope you like it. Oh no, no, I just want to make sure that you're taken care of. It can get really hot in this kitchen. In fact, I'm
practically sweltering over here. And no, I mean, if you weren't here, I'd absolutely take this shirt and place it right over there. But that wouldn't be appropriate. Would it really stink for your wife, who's upstairs just watching some reality TV trash to come down here? Then yeah, she would absolutely flip out. What's that? Oh no, I love love, love love servant, servant. I'd love to give you some. No, I've got some salad over there. I've already tossed it, though.
If you're in to tossing some salad, I don't mind if you were to toss mine. Pardon, I beg your pardon. Oh no no. I also, but yeah, you are smelling bread. I did bake up some bread breadsticks that are over there. See, I personally love bread sticks. I love it when they're covered in sauce and looking all that sauce off the bread and then just taste in what has managed to soak into that top layer. Just absolutely divine. Oh WhatsApp Well, No,
you're right, I wouldn't want to lie to you. I definitely am a little bit more pardon no, no, no, you're right. I am absolutely hidden on you. See, I know you're not happy with her. Now, I'm sorry I'm being so forward, but I just see the way she treats you. She treats you like a piggy bang for Pete's sakes. She doesn't give you attention. She doesn't hug you. In fact, me, you right now are closer in proximity than you have been with her in months. I live here.
I'll watch you, guys. She doesn't take her hand and run it up and down your arm, stroke your forearm and say, baby, I'm so glad you're home. She doesn't look you dead in the eye and say I appreciate you. Look. No, I know, I know this is so forward, but she bury her head in your chest and tell you how much she appreciates the fact that you're there. Think about it. No, look me in the eye. Don't push me away, Please
look me in the eye. She doesn't understand how many lonely people are out here who would be so happy to have someone like you to come home to every night. I know I would. She doesn't know how many people have lost the loves of their lives and are worried if they'll ever find someone else. She takes for granted, but she has right here in front of her, and I just why do you think I work so late. I make sure to stay up until you come home, no matter how late it is, so that I can
wash your work clothes. Yeah, I've got other sense for you ready to go for the next day, but I sit there waiting for you with a treat and something to drink, so as soon as you sit down you can have a nice snack. I make sure to record the sports shows that you like. I make sure to know what new episodes are of the different anime shows you love on Crunchy Roller coming out, so I could
have them pre program ready to go. Make sure that if there's a new video game expansion for whatever you're doing, that you have them downloaded and ready to go. That not, even though I know you're not going to play until the next day. I make sure that if you've had a bad day or a bad set of days, that your favorite food is in the house ready for you. I get you tickets to go to different movies that you want to go to. She doesn't do any of that. She doesn't care. All she cares about is that the
bills are you're right. No, you're right, you're right. No, sorry, the ZD. You can't. It's not burning and burning. But you know I do like I do, like crispy, your cheese and an average but you do too, class we have that in common. I'm so sorry. Here, let me get this out and oh no, no, no, it's okay if you can get me some butter. Nope, it's good for burns anytime. It's its old country thing, but it works. Yeah, there's there's collagen and butter and supposedly, I don't know.
It's a country thing. But you just apply it to any kind of bird. It helps it not scar and takes the sting out of it fester. Sorry, I didn't not drop the ZD. So at least we have dinner. No, no, I'm please go sit down. I'll bring you your food. No, especially after that. What goodness? No, I I said all that because I care about you, and no, I absolutely want to be with you or you kidding? Look at you. You are one of the sexiest things I've ever seen
in my life. I've dreamt about you, and in wholesome and not some wholesome ways. I'm not a lie. I would do anything to be with you. And I know you're married, and I know that this goes against everything I normally stand for. I normally wouldn't be okay with this, but I just want you to be happy, and I want to provide in whatever that means and whatever terms you're okay with. I'm I don't know.
I just.
Here, here's your play. Sorry, here's your play ZD and some red sticks and hm hm well I haven't tried this particular batch of breadsticks yet. I just no, fine, I just mm no, teeth squad, No that cause you're measuring. No, I'm not going to think you just wanted to shove a stick of bread in my mouth. No, you're right, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so fort, I shouldn't have been forage. You're right, you're right. Mm hmm No, what really? No? I thought you went to work today divorce.
Maybe today was the day to tell you. Wow, No, I was prepared to have you tell your wife that the devil made you do it.
Me.
That is me not calling myself an end a promise. But I thought, I don't know. I'm just so excited. I can't even think. Well, sakes alive. No, I I shouldn't be happy that you're getting divorced. That's a good point. You're happy you're getting divorced. Well, does that mean that I still work here? Well that does sound like quite the promotion. Well no, I just I would I just m all right. No, that is well, it seemed like I've already gotten you rather to give me a raise.
Oh no, that's a big one. That's a big raise. It's nice. It's nice. It's maybe not now maybe once you've served her with the paperwork, that feel more appropriate. No, I'm okay with it all right then? Hey, guys, is Sena Alexander here? Thank you guys so much. We just celebrated seven thousand, like two or three days ago. We are at seventy six hundred as of this recording, pushing seventy seven, which is nuts. That is bonkers. That means
we're almost at eight thousand. That is crazy, which means we're knocking on the door of ten k. We did do the one D and D night and we are still rescheduling the next one. I don't know it's gonna be a one shot, and a lot of you guys have been asking for more, so I'm looking at some different dms to see if we can get something going. It's more of my schedule that's throwing it off, but
I am stupidly excited. I'm actually considering doing a twenty four hour live stream, probably playing video games and losing my mind because I will get super silly and super sleepy. And when I when I get sleepy, it's the equivalent of me like drinking, So like I will seem drunk and I will have had no alcohol, and it'll be
fun and crazy. So I need game suggestions of stuff that you can play kind of an honestly, and stuff that you can actually concentrate on currently thinking World of Warcraft, thinking, thinking World of Warcraft, thinking seven days to die. Maybe some don't starve. I love don't starve because I'm a weirdo and not that. If you like, if you like don't start. Doesn't make you weirdo. I'm just a weirdo. Maybe some Stardi Valley. I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what we're gonna do, but I feel I feel like I have to do something for you guys. We did launch the Patreon. There is some not safe for work content there. There's another one dropping tonight, which I'm super excited about. I love you guys more than I love anything in this world. And I will see you guys in the next video. Oh, community shout outs. I wanted to shout out Pancake who just became a super admin and being so stinking active on our on
our discord. Thank you to Nicholas who is recently new to our server. Absolutely love you, You're a sweetheart. And a nice shout out to Druid because Drewid just became a mode of our server. We did hit over five hundred people on there, so just because we had some bots come in, we had to promote some people, and of course going with people who are very active, very sweet, very nice, very knowledgeable, very mature, and they also have no problem being silly with me, which is a great
thing too. So congratulations to you guys really really appreciate everything you guys do for the community, and I'll see you guys in the next one.
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