F4M ASMR 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Southern Ghost Girl Keeps Interrupting Your Personal Time - podcast episode cover

F4M ASMR 🌶️🌶️🌶️ Southern Ghost Girl Keeps Interrupting Your Personal Time

Feb 28, 202518 minEp. 56
--:--
--:--
Download Metacast podcast app
Listen to this episode in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more

Episode description

For the Super Spicy Version go to -   / messedupstories  

Transcript

Speaker 1

It's always the ones that don't think they're cute that are the cutest. A sort of goodness, Oh, gasoline, mm hmmm. And tissues. What do you do with all of asilines and tissues that you get? I don't know. I just oh, oh, it seems like it is. Mmm. No, I don't want to go down to the bar in order to make people think it's haunted tonight. No, no, no, no, tonight. I want to stay with my favorite boommate. Goodness. But I could just get you on this side. I mean no,

I don't want anything bad to fall upon him. No, no, But when it's your time, baby, I can't wait to tell you exactly what I think about you. You're so adorable and so sweet, and you're so funny. I wish you weren't so hard on yourself. But huh oh what's he doing im under the covers? Oh? You must be cold, that poor thing. Oh I guess I am standing a little bit too close to you. I tend to make rooms really cold. But goodness, you're so adorable. I'll just

stay for a minute more. And what is he? What had he got under the did he get a pet? What's moving around in there did it? Oh, you can see me? I I I. Well, I've learned to talk to myself to keep myself company. It's it's kind of what you have to do. Well, yeah, because you know, there's not a whole lot going on on this side of a life. Well, at least you can say that you have a friend on the other side. In fact,

if one could say, you've never had a friend like me. No, no, I am I haven't been here too long, right, Well, no, I've known you for a while, at least the past couple of years, you know, since you moved into this apartment. And I gotta say, I love the way you decorated the place, all these these cute anime babes. I too, I too, like to say you Chico. She's hot, isn't she? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so hot. Anyways, I'm back to what we were saying. Yeah, oh no, no, no, I no, I can't see through stuff.

I can walk through things. I could got to walk through your covers. No, I mean I could, But do you want me to? Okay, I'll stay over here. Yeah yeah, Well no, I'm not trying to invade your privacy. Well what were you doing? I just figured you were laying down, and then all of a sudden, I thought maybe you got a puppy or I'm not gonna lie. There was a brief flash where I was like, oh my god, there's a girl underneath there, and I'm not gonna lie.

I've kind of gotten a crush were you in these last couple of years, And I know there's not a whole heck of a lot I could do. I'm not gonna lie. I used my my powers, because you know, electricity kind of helps me a little bit. And I did send some text to some girls you liked, but they all came out as gibberish. I couldn't really get the words he's mine, leave him alone, I'll scratch your eyes out. I couldn't manage to get those out. But oh, you were busy. Well, I understand being busy. I have

I can go, I can go into the other room. Wow, I can touch things. How about I go make you a snack. I'm really good at cooking. Yeah, ten minutes, okay, I can be I can be back in ten minutes. Sure, alrighty Oh oh you dropped this magazine? I okay, I won't touch it. No, No, I didn't get to look at it. I figured it's something anime related. Okay, got you? All right? What's that? Did you do? I recognize that jingle? It's from It's from a video, isn't it. It's from

videos that you watch often. There's lots of like loud tribal sounds are very I don't know. I'm guessing it's tribal. There's lots of like, you know, I don't know. It's not exactly words I recognize. I do recognize. Oh, God and daddy. Okay, anyways, okay, I gonna go make you some food. By the way, what kind of foo? I'm sorry? Oh? Wait, are sure there's not a puppy in there? Oh? You're probably just adjusted in the bed. Yeah, I'll get you some dinner in bed. Wouldn't it be better to do

this for breakfast and not dinner? I don't know. Wait a second, you just finished eating. Did you brush your teeth? Why? Don't want your teeth to rot out? You're hungry. I'll go make your snack. I'll I'll go make your snack. Come on my way, we'll make your snack. Okay, all right. I know that he likes grilled cheese, but does he have Does he have your alsburg? Such a good cheese,

such a good cheese and so delectable. I can make him a nice little artisan and I can take a little bit of Italian seasoning with the bread, put down a little bit of Mao, so like it's a nice crunchy, crisp bite to it. When you bite down with that Italian season it bakes it rat into the bread. Whenever you're let me go out. Oh, he might be allergic, let me go ask it. But then again, if he has it, he wouldn't be allergic, would he. I should ask you to, Hey, darling, I oh, oh, what do

you well? No, I just you just I didn't know what was going on? What do you mean? I should knock first? Well? What are you doing underneath there? I'm trying to make you this grilled cheese. But I wanted to ask if you're to either Mayo or Italian season in. Well, I mean, you don't have Italian season but you have the herbs to make it. It's just a mixture, a hodgepotch of season in. I can put it together in order to make you this delicious. I know you don't

have any y'allsburg cheese. But I could go run and get on it is a little late. I guess I'll just have to use a mixture of like some Swiss cheese and some American If I grate it up real fun and then I just get it a little bit melty, then I just you know, pepper it, and I find it works a little bit better than when you just take the slices. Well, yeah, because you can can jeal

them together in this nice mixture. And I can take a little bit of bell pepper and cut it up real tiny and put it in there, and little bits of like mushrooms when I saute them, and some onions, and then you put it together. I promise you you've never had grilled cheese quite like this. Then when it recongeals together over the heat, then you throw it down onto the bread and butter. Beingom you're good to get. What do you mean? Whatever gets me out of this room? Quicker? Goodness?

You're awful needy today? But what do you mean neat? You have your needs you have Okay, I understand you have needs such as eating. I don't have these kinds of needs, But I'm just trying to make your day easier. You just seem so cranky and angry and just all right, well let me go handle this for you. Well, I'm really good at handling things. What do you mean there's something you let for me to handle? Oh well, no, I'm very I'm very good. I'm very good at manipulating.

Oh well, not like that. I mean like physically, like you know, I have a very firm grip. I was back when I was live. I was very very good at the monkey bars, very good, and I would hold on real real tight. And then also we have like this pole, like a fireman pole that you could spin down. I was very good holding my own weight and just let my legs flip around. It was fun. It was what, Oh,

you have something? What do you mean? Since I won't go away and I have to man, I have to contribute to Listen here, you want to snack and I can what. I don't know if I follow what you're saying. Okay, it's it sounds like you're trying. Let's stop beating around the bush. And what do you mean that's what you want to do? You want to beat the bush? I mean, this is an apartment complex. You don't technically own those you could get in a lot of trouble. I mean there,

and also, why would you wouldn't you just trim it? Well? I mean, yeah, I'm really good at trimming bushes. Well, I mean I in back when I was alive. That is, I don't know. I don't know what you're trying to get at. Well, I was saying, you don't. It sounds to me like you're trying to say something without having to say something, and I'm not following. So if you could be so kind as to just tell me what it is that you're after? Oh oh oh goodness, uh

huh so you you want to got you? That is? Well? Well, that is definitely I'm speeding up the timeline of things that I ever wished for thought I could get What world am I in right now? No? No, no, it's not a no, it's Jesus Christ, It's it's not a no. I am I just i'm rather ex like a line, rather excited. I would I would love nothing more than to help you with your very hard problem. But what about your were you actually hungry? Oh? Okay, well I don't mind feeding? Uh oh oh that's what you mean

me eating? I I mean, I could definitely I wouldn't say. No, that sounds like a very docil of sausage eggs. I oh, Spanish wivels. Wivels is another word for you know, you're mm hmm yeah, your your eggs, your sausage and eggs. Yeah exactly, yeah, No, no, no, no, no, let's just m oh I can feel that? What? Oh no, I mean no, I definitely can feel that too. Oh goodness, Oh that No, you just dropped that sheet real fast. Oh goodness, No, I just I could feel your kiss. I'm fully corporeal

right now. I guess I would be if I was gonna make your own right now. No, I doesn't come. Setting me up is definitely something that has to happen. Mm hmm mmm I am I'm not against it. I'm not against it. Well, no, it seems like we're in the right place, so yeah, I guess that's next. Gonna have to hol okay, Oh you're you're not you are not messing around. No, I no, of course I want

this again. I've been I've been looking at you for years now, just wishing I could touch you, let alone kiss you, let alone have anything to do at this. And I'm not gonna lie. It's been a number of centuries since I've known the touch of such a brilliant man. Oh my goodness, I am so excited. Okay, oh no, trust me, I canuntil you're excited. You can. Oh, now you can tell that I am excited to know. Let's let's get down to brass tags Darling, shall we? Hey,

guys and Alexander here. I want to say thank you to Gunner's manager for this sggestion. It was really fun, and I don't have as many stories where I am kind of the dippy one that's not getting it. And as I've said before, as forward as a lot as my characters are and as forward as I am, I also will never catch if someone actually digs me, you have to kind of gong me upside the head. I

will not get it. I legitimately, this was such an easy character to portray because I can't tell you how many stories I've had where a guy was hitting on me and I had no clue. I actually had a during my freshman year of high school. For those who were that's like ninth grade, fifteen sixteen, somewhere in there, and I tried on to tell too many like younger storage, but this is this one doesn't get spicy at all, So because younger, but I'll tell spicy stories, but not

when I'm younger. There we go because there isn't and I'll like to tell younger stories. I like to keep everything even after college age this on this channel. But I had a guy that I was on a French trip and we were going to a French restaurant. We went to the botanical gardens. We went to a couple other French places that were all local, like French inspired places. Because I didn't take Spanish in high school, I took French.

And he looked at the people that were going to be sitting at the table I was gonna sit aut with flunch, and he made a deal to have them switched tables with him so that he could sit next to me. And then and I went on this trip with next to no friends. This is like my first year in this new city. I didn't really know anybody. This is only a couple weeks into the school year. And I had this one girl who I kind of knew decently enough to be like, Okay, do you mind

if I'm around you? Because I literally don't know anyone else. And so me and her were just kind of chilling and chatting, and he kept directing my attention to him, and when we were walking around the potanical gardens, I was staying in this group that she was in because she knew those people and I was getting to know them. And he was like, Hey, what's your tape favorite type of flower? I told him it was, and he's like, let's go this way because I think they're this way.

They were not, and so we go off by ourselves and we're chit chatting. I still don't think anything of this. I think we're gonna go see this flower, and it legitimately wasn't until like four or five more things where he kept getting me alone, kept trying to sit next to me. I remember on the bus ride home, this other person was sitting to sit next to me. He's like, Hey, I wanted to talk to you about I think it

was the flower again, and we start chatting. He's standing in the aisle while other people are trying to sit down. So the person sitting next to me was like, they didn't know me. They were like, hey, how about I go sit over there and he can sit down sing vince conversation. I was like sure, guy sits down. I still have no idea. It literally wasn't until days later that a couple of friends were like, you know, he liked you, right, and I was like, what what do

you mean? I had no clue. So yeah, I'm very very oblivious. Meanwhile, when I refreshed on someone, I'm like, hey, Hi, how's it going? I want you. I'm such a weird little thing. Anyways, I want to say thank you to everybody who was at the live stream yesterday for stuffed.

We tried to make it tonight ten, but I actually don't know if it's possible given how the game is set up currently, but I do plan to send the gameplay over to the dev so that they can see that we're struggling and if there is a way to get there, figure out how we can get there. Maybe get some tips and tricks, because someone deserves to get that world first, and why not be our groups and so many of us enjoy the game. I like cod Zombies. I can think of some different power ups that might

make the game a little bit easier. And I also want to say thank you to everybody who helped contribute to getting us to five million views. I recently deleted over a million views worth of videos because you know, to get my monetisation back, so to get that back this quickly is insane. And lastly, to those who've contributed to my new refrigerator, I am hopefully going into the last move I'm going to have for quite a while, and there is no refrigerator in that place, so I'm

gonna be buying one. And uh, I've always wanted a bigger one because I tend to do lots of cookouts and parties and whatnot. So rather than going with like a cheap, rinky, deep one that I usually have, I'm going for one that actually has like an icemaker in it. Think, oh my goodness, I go through so much ice rather than having to buy ice and like fill up my thing all the time, and also be able to get cold water in in the middle of summer, rather than

having to put three thousand cubes of ice. I will still put my three thousand cubes of ice though, because that's just how I am. And what is a Southern girl? What is it? What is a dayless girl without her sweet tea with us in it? What is she? What is she? She doesn't exist? It's me Anyways, I love you guys, and I will see you in the next video. Bye.

Transcript source: Provided by creator in RSS feed: download file
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android