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Discovering Your Roommate is a Neko - Yandere Listener

May 20, 202521 min
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#asmr #neko #f4masmr You went looking to... convince... a girl to be your girlfriend but you found yourself having to be rescued by your Neko roommate. You did not previously know she is a Neko but there is no time for that now, the centaurs and vampires could have you at ANY moment! After going missing for a few days, she sets off to find you, in a place, she swore she would never go back to. Could it be love? While stuck in the forest, you have tried to keep awake so you don't get caught but this only brings out the thing that has been haunting you... a dreaded sleep paralysis demon. When you tell your Neko roommate, she is worried but figures they can deal with it later. Time to get home and figure out how to make this new lady fall for you. Catch up on this series! -    • Rise of Renzor Series - Hades Plays U...   There is a far spicier version of this audio available on Patreon. Email messedupstorys@gmail.com.

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Buddy, are you there? I know, I'm sorry. I know you don't like pink called buddy, But you haven't come out in three days? Now, are you that? No? Come on, I don't even really I haven't heard you that, yes, heard you in a while. I'm getting worried, like, if you're cross with me, you could you know, just grunt, just let me know that you're all right. I would hate for something to have happened to you and I didn't know it. Please, just any sign you don't have

to come out. I don't want to invade a privacy, but bollocks. Oh fine, I won't even actually think you're here. But you know, if you get mad at me for being concerned about you, I don't think you're that good of a room. Oh they got the door. Oh lord, we at least I can say, this doesn't look like there was a fight in here. But jeez, where have you gone? Where have you gone? Bro? Like it's been three days? And what is this? This is? Oh? Oh this is how do you know? The word in you

and Yata? This isn't anything about the range of forrest. Oh my gosh, it's so dangerous. He couldn't have gone No, no. No. Humans do not go in there. They know better. But you've always been a curious one. Is that why you haven't come back? No, I don't want to go I can't go back. I can't I can't possibly go back. And you wouldn't have gone there. You're not that stupid. You're not. Who is this girl? Never knew you drew so well? If you drew them. She's beautiful. Hmmm, dream girl?

Is this a girl you've been possessing about? She is pretty. I can see why you might be so obsessed with her, but I wouldn't say anyone's pretty enough to oh like bollocks. You've got a good heart, even if you'll take things too far in the best roommate I've ever had roommate. Oh sounds so silly, flat mat. Okay, all right, we have to get find you, That's what it is. And you know what, I don't have to go all the way in. No, no, no, no, because I'm going to

find out that you're not even there. I'm just gonna go check. We're gonna waltz up to the forest and I can even invoke one of the watchers that's not going to do anything to me. That is something even the humans can do. And when nothing happens, I can turn right around and you'll probably find out you were camping with friends that you don't have, because you spend all day in this room trying pictures upon pictures of this girl gorgeous. What's that dot in the middle of

her head. I've seen Bendy's before, but that's it looks like it's a part of her. My gosh, did you find a monster girl? He didn't. He couldn't do it, And if he did, you wouldn't just run off, especially not with all this left here. You're kinder than that. You're kinder than that Lord you're obsessed with his monster girls. Little did you know you had one as a roommate. Canterists telling you though wish I could, wish I could? Which could Why am I sitting all this time? He's

sitting here talking about him? All right, all right away, we go, okay, thank you, everything safe and sound, on our way. I wonder if he picked this place to move in with me so he could be close to the Nunata. But he couldn't have known about it. He couldn't have known about it. Humans don't know about this place. Maybe he wanted to just be closer to the range of forest. And I don't know he's been listening to

all his howlings at night. Oh, I can't believe I'd managed to tell him that there's wild dog lit and believes it. I mean, I'm not lying in my wild dogs in a sense that just stopping wild after a bit. Ah, Okay, all right, I humbly request Lord that the watches of the forest help me with a dilemma. A friend of mine has gone missing, and may has come to the forest. If you have any information, if you could help me with my quest, I would be most grateful to the

watches of the forest. All right, And nothing has a no. Oh is that a lit path? Why would there be a bloody lid path? No, that's not even a watcher thing. That's a drot to the caverns. Yeah, of course, to the caverns. To the caverns. Great, wonderful. Okay, Well, thank you forrest. That's not aimed at you, samed at my friend. That is one thing I missed about this place. Thank you trees nodding when you apologize to them. It's kind of cute. Wish that happened out in the human world

does it actually does, but they just don't notice it. God, I'm getting to the point where I don't notice it human indeed, human indeed. Okay, all right, down to the caverns we go. Jeez, I can kind of smell you better. I wish I was a dog. If I was a dog, I wouldn't even have needed to make a request. I could have just gone ah. But alas, I'm not a dog. I really thought it if someone appeared, if something had gone wrong, it'd be a Kitsen ain't taken me. But

of course it's not. Yes, that's the last thing time my phone is going to make any sort of noise, now that we're down here in the kits in a area lovely Okay, Oh there's a scuffle. Okay, all right, here's his water bladder. Funny how he wanted that to all right, So something did happen to you? Buddy? Where did you go? All right? You winced? It looks like you didn't even walk, I mean something carried you off. All right. No, I'm sorry, Teres, I will follow your direction.

I just don't even know why I stopped bless him. Okay, to the caverns we continue, then wow, I forgot, forgot I can go so much fast of a pace in here. Oh that's one of the benefits of being a monster girl and a monster forest. Day. All right, here we go there. Thank you Okay, thank you trees, Thank you forest. I'm very grateful, and if it was the watchers, I'm also still grateful. Thank you to be very respectful in this forest. Remember that bad things happen with those who

disrespect the forest. Okay, so you made it here to the caverns. That doesn't bode well, especially being good for convert three to four days. The girl, the girl, Well, why would you be looking for the girl here? There would be no girl here. The only girl would be a unicorn. But this doesn't make sense, is that you? Oh? Over here? Over here? Sorry, the wind, the winds are so high here, my voice gets so dry. Are you hurt? Are you okay? What heavens? Yes, of course you must

be hiding. Humans are not safe out here. What would on? Well, well, now is a good as time as any. Look at my ears. These are not these don't come off, yes, they don't come off. There. I'm a necko Christ's sake, I'm a neck and you are not safe here. You can't be here. What are you looking for? Who's that girl? Yes? I was in your room and I need to know why you're here, what you're doing, in order to figure out how we're gonna get out of this bloody mess.

There are Sintaurs all around the caverns. They protect the unicorn. That the girl the unicorn. You can't have her. What makes you think that she would transform into a human for you? She wanted to ever transform, She could transform herself. She protects this forest. There's no time for that. He's a sintols. No. Well, they don't have the best and to smell, after all, but they do come over to this area, and if they do, since you, it's a

huge problem. Surprised the watchers have nder? Really, a watcher found you and she housed you for a night. You had something on you? Now they're kits and aise there. They they're very curious by nature, and if you have something, they can be very mischievous. What did you have on you of value to the forest or really to them? Honestly? Really, what was it of value? Well? And then she must have a map, the map to hear that she wouldn't

have cared. I mean she would have been interested in a human having a map of the in your YARDA but you must have had something else on you. Have you lost anything amulet? I don't know about any amulet or what it would do. Christ really well, I too would probably be seeing demons and scary stuff if I was staying awake. Why have you been staying awake? Well, that's silly sleep paralysis. Demons can still attack you when

you're awake. In fact, it's usually when you're waking up that you see them, or right before you're trying to go to sleep, and you haven't omnia, so you're right for the picking right now. Honestly, maybe that's why they didn't see you, because they don't like to go near those things. And if one is around possession no that I don't think they could possess you. I don't know a ton about them. I've never experienced one, and I've stayed away from those who do. And that's how we

that's how we handle it in the Unyata. If someone's been marked for one, then you stay away until they managed to figure out what is causing them to be around them. And we are spending entirely too much time here and you are not safe. Come on, there's there's some shoots around. Perhaps we can shoot their shoots. They're very long logs that the kits and as used to play in the fun and it can take us right

up to the edge of the forest from here. That's how they give information and then go back to the outskirts very quickly. They'll be pissed that way in one but they won't be able to stop us. Okay, I think the ghast is clear though, we're gonning to be nightful. I'm surprised the vampires didn't find you, but again, if you've been marked, that could make sense. We've got to go. No, I don't care what's happened to your kids. Know we

can deal with her later. Or she's a watcher. If something's happened to her, that other watchers will make sure she's okay. She also probably has a familiar, a fox that runs around with her. Sometimes it's not a fox, but nine times our tenants a fox. Does it matter? Let's go. We have to get you home. Jesus Christ not you thought the flatmate who was a nerd wouldn't be so difficult here jump down here, I promise it's safe.

It's just a log. Yes, it's dark, but let's go come on, Oh god, lady, you'll I've got a fassistics ago. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it, and yeah, yeah I don't like it, and yeah I don't like it. No, okay, all right, all right, all right with it, just to kids of that clearing and well, I mean, yes, the vampires and it's not full moon, so it was safe there, but everything else will stay in there. And really, the vampires will leave you alone if I'm with you. No,

they really are real, not just a headband. Yes, I'm not just some egirl that is obsessed. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being an ego, but it's not just an obsession to look like a cat. I do look like a cat. Why do you think I typically wear full skirts. It's not because I like the eighteen hundred steampunk style. It's because it's supposed to hide my tail. It's not a bustle, it's a frassel, a furry bussal get it. Don't expect you to know eighteen hundreds fashion.

All right, No, we're gonna walk home, and you're gonna tell me what is going on? Oh, for Bloody's sake, obsessed with finding a girlfriend? You're so sweet and so nice. I don't know why you're obsessed with finding monster girls. Well, yes, your flatmate was one, and that's why I told you. Why don't you just go on meetup dot com or anything like, just go and find and talk to people who like the stuff you like. Well, that can't be true.

You don't look terrible, No, you don't. You don't look terrible, you don't look average. You just you're human. You're really cute, and you're young. It's difficult when you're young to find someone. It's difficult at any age, really, and it doesn't have to all do with lux So you're trying to capture with an amulet. Where did you get the amulet from? That's a black marketplace, if I have ever heard one.

Some of that stuff isn't even real. And even if you did fall upon some sort of amulet that would do that, no wonder the watchers left you alone. They didn't want to kill you. They wanted to first figure out what the hell you got it from. And they probably got it off of you and retend it. It's hm, well, listen, if you feel the need to go back to the forest, tell me. But also more importantly, you can't tell anybody

what I am. I don't want to get studied. I don't want to be stuck in some laboratory being poked about. And more importantly, it puts the entire forest in danger. What if they were to torture me. I yeah, me being out of the forest does put them all in danger. But it's not fair. Vampires and other humanoid looking things or that can transform can leave. I wanted to see what was out here. I wanted to travel, I wanted to you hear about such incredible stories, and I just

wanted to be here. You know, amongst humans, and nobody notices, especially in this day and age. They just think I'm wearing a cheeky little headband and I just have interesting fashion. It's nice and you're nice. I never wanted to go back there, and honestly, I know the watches no I went back. They must have wanted you out of there so badly that they didn't. There's rules. There's rules about going back after you've left and you haven't told anybody,

and you didn't get permission. Well, no, you're not held prisoner. You could come and go, would you please. It's just the force protects itself and those that would be a danger leaving. If you come back, especially if anything's bad has happened, everyone blames you for it, as if it was your fault. I've been back before and it wasn't pretty. So I just stay away, and you need to stay away. Don't go ever again. I understand. No, please, don't be cross.

You're I know you're not crazy. You're just a really passionate person, very passionate, very very passionate person, and I just it's not easy being in your roommate. And no, no, no, I'm I'm not looking for a partner. I'm not looking for love. I think you're awesome. I think you're amazing, but I don't know what it would be like for a human in a Oh. Oh I'll think about it, Yes, I'll think about it. Oh, today was such a shock. We should just go to bed. Okay, we should go

to bed. We should rest, and then we can sit in the morning and we can have coffee and you can tell me about this kitsen A and what happened in and you know what, I know what. We can go to help you with your sleep paralysis problem. But it's not it's not gonna be pretty. It's at the edge of the forest. But on the other side there's this spider lady who's quite nice. She's a good person. She's there. It helps strike balance. So sometimes she has

gifts where she can help in these situations. I've never gone. I've heard a lot of people who have gone and absolutely enjoyed her. But now we've got to go. Okay, we gotta go to bed. No, you can't give me head scratches. Maybe in the morning we'll see darling. It's an English expression. It doesn't mean that I love you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you cross by saying that. Okay, all right, good night, good night, and

may you stop being so obsessed. Hey guys, this is Xena Alexander and this was another original in the Rise of Renzor universe. If you guys, go and click in the description below, you can actually see all of the videos and in that playlist they are in order. They all reference each other. This one was referencing the kids Nay. It also talked about the Goblin a little bit and the sleep paralysis one. For those that are following along, I don't want to give to me spoilers, but you

can kind of see where this is going. I want to thank everyone who has reached out to me. There are Leude versions and super spicy versions of all the audios. They will be in the Patreon that is launching on Friday. We also have a one hundred percent free live stream that will be happening this weekend. And also commissions are open. A lot of you guys have been asking about commissions and they are one hundred percent open if you are interested. All right, guys, well, I will see you guys in

the next one and thank you so much. Bye.

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