Delusional Texan Dog Girl Thinks She is A Dingo

What Yeah, no, I just got a bunch of tennis over here. It's gonna crack them open. And well, what did you think I was gonna be drinking Foster's. Well, no, I know that you're American. You know you don't know good beer, so no, this is good stuff. Well I guess I could have had some ice coffees, but you know, yeah, no, I'm not Starbucks. Oh god, I forget. You don't know proper or good coffee culture. It's okay, We're gonna teach you. We're gonna take you so what weapons did you bring

today for the hunt? What? How did you get a gun? No? Our gun laws are so crazy out here. I figured you went with a way better weapon. I actually don't know how I feel about guns, you know, since we really got rid of most of them in the country. Yeah. No, I figured you'd bring a boomerang. Yeah, you know, you throw the boomerang and if you don't boom, then that's what I do when I go rang, you know, I go run after it. I bring it back now boomerang. Well, okay,

what are we doing? But what do you mean? What typped? Though? I think it's pretty obvious. I'm a ding guy. What do you mean? I don't have an Australian accent? I live here? Are you? Texas? Is in a place in Australia. He's silly, chicken. No, I don't mean I live in the Australia the United States. I live in Australia. Might get I might? No, might your friends not like might lives in out Oh. I see how you can get your confusing No, that's not what what do you mean?

You known understand that's what Australians mean? Wait? Hunt? What No, I wasn't trying to say something mean to you. That's the term of endearment. Lord, I get it. You Americans get really upset by the term. But we say it like every ten seconds. I promise you you'll you'll be fine, You'll get over it. Okay, So back to this hunt. I'm kind of hungry. I didn't really have any you know, breakfasts or whatever. What what do you think that I packed eight? I got me something. I got myself some

pathetic cakes? You like poteta cake? No? What'd you think I was gonna do? Get fairy bread? No, that's not really from here. It's delicious. It's not from here. No, some vegemite, it's it's delicious. Have you never had vegema? Have you had marmat? It's kind of like, but it tastes better. No, what do you mean cultural appropriation? I'm not appropriating anything. I'm a dingo. What did you call me? I am not a labrador at all? Oh, I'm not

a rhodagin ridgeback Jesus crost. What look? Don't those come from like Africa? Close enough? Maybe my people did come down from there and that's how we ended up here. But now I'm a dingo, you know, like I ate your baby. Yeah, we do eat a lot of babies. We tend to be atheists. Well, yeah, you know atheis eat babies. No, you ever heard that before? Well I figured, you know, Yeah, there's a lot of atheists in Australia. I didn't have to be. It's the land that God forgot.

Now what Yeah, it's like pb endgame. Like if you can't, if you're not good, if you're not prepared, you're not gonna make it here. Everything hates you, including me. We eat babies for cross sex. What No, No, I didn't say cracky. I said cross sex. Listen here, rest in peace ver when we miss you, buddy, Thank you for helping put and keep us on the map. M Heath Ledger and ten things I hate about you, Margo Robbie beautiful. We create such beautiful people. Hymnsworths delicious. What No, I'm

just saying, we create really, really, really sexy people. But yeah, no, we don't say crikey all of us. Some of us do, but Jesus crop not. I don't even want to say Jesus Christ around you. No, here, let's just sit down and have some un and get ready for our hunt. I'm thinking, you know, we don't really want to go near any water. I don't want the ruse to try to drown us. Yeah, no, kangaroos, it's well, no, we don't need a liscense or anything for them. I figured

that's what we'd be hunting. What are we hunting? Why the hell would we be hunting. I don't think there's a lot of wild pigs running around here. I mean there's some like rabbits. Maybe we can get some wallabies. I don't know how the government feels about that though, But what I mean this isn't like prime hunting. Hunting is we get rus that's what we're gonna go. No, I don't, Well, what do you mean if we were gonna hunt in Australia we would get em us listen here?

Is that a joke? Is that a joke? I know people who were grievously hurt by the fact that we lost the Great Amy War. I'm just I want to talk about something. I don't know what did What did you What were you thinking about? You said you wanted to go someplace next month? What do you mean you wanted to go to alask Balta? Really bringing balto to me? If we're gonna talk about famous dogs, why are we

talking about Red Dog? You know, Balto didn't even run most of the freaking rice and had that huge controversy with Togo. Red Dog totally went to Japan and came back. It happened. People said, it happened. It's great, Red Dog. We could go see Red Dog's plaque. Could be great. Oh my goodness, why are you trying to convince me that I'm Tixan. I'm telling you right now, if why do you keep calling me a retriever? I would want to go get in water if I was a retriever

and I'm Australia. We don't get in water. What do he means? Of course, we serve. All of us were born surfing. I'm pretty sure we come sliding out of our MoMA's vaginas with the surfboard. Yeah. Well that's not getting in the water. That's just you know, that's what do you mean? That was a missed opportunity to say, cunt, you're disgusting. Anyways, we have the water, it's right there. You're on the board. You're on the board. There's a difference between get in the water. You know, if you

want to go get stung by a box jellyfish? You go, do you do? But we know better than to get in the water. Oh goodness gracious? Mm hmm, well yeah, what is that another retrieve for drug? Why? What any self respect in Australian dog want to go running through a poly leaves so we can get spatters all over the place. I don't want to huntsman creepy crop. Yes, I know huntsmand are pretty safe, but they're huge and ech. No. I don't want to get bit by a fedal leve either.

Jesus Chris, what is wrong with you? You don't seem to understand anything. You're hungry, you're so what do you want me to feed you a bloomin onion? Cultural appropriation? You guys go and make a chain, a chain called out back Stakhouse, and you guys go and take an onion in? You deep fry? We don't do we really think? We deep for out a lot of things. Well, no, putting something on the barbies not? I mean, I guess it's fine, say that again? Really, really, can you beat

the streamp and the baby? No prawns? Jesus Christ, you don't even know how to get this right. You know you you are just a stereotypical American idiot, doesn't You don't seem to understand anything about our culture. It's beautiful. And when you go back home, you're gonna go tell everybody what do you mean? What do you mean you are home? Did you move here? I would say, because we would reject you. Yeah, I'm I'm pretty sure you're

You haven't heard about like the drop bear rule? You know, well, you go take you out where the trees are, and if you're American, if you walk through the forest and you can't spot a drop, you've got to go back on. No, no, no, not messing with you at all. I promise you. Ask any other Australian they'll tell you the same thing. What do you mean that's our national culture? To mess with Americans? That'd be rude. We're not rude. Did you just say we're criminals? It was one boat, it was one vote,

and it was they weren't super prolific. I swear, to Pete's sake, what kind of sense would it make to send that many people to a call to it to settle it? There were all the criminals that you could catch. They're the ones that managed to get caught. What kind of sense does that make? It makes no flat footed sense? Whatsoever does it? M M absolutely done with this. Okay, Well listen here, mister. Well, I guess I'll be the one to say that if that's what you're going to

use to you know, cut that sandwich. That's not a knife. Here's a knife. Yeah, that's quite literally a spoon. This is actually a knife. Nar, don't do that? Clear Nar? What from H two? I clar Now you don't know anything about our culture, do you. Oh it's okay, it's okay. We'll say too. And what do you mean I'm tickson really well? Yeah, I mean tick them horns? Yeah, you know, University of takes is nausin. What do you football? Don't

you guys call it soccer? It's football? I mean American football. Oh, I know a lot about American football. The Cowboys. They disappoint me every stinking year, every stinking year. I guess I shouldn't say the disappointment. I pretty much show that I can wake it. Oh, no, I'm getting tired. We should go ahead and get this hunt started. Shitn't we all right? So I don't know about you, but I am certainly not here to fix spatters. So let's hip two three four and get gone. Wait did you just

call me a kwai? No, I live on a self respect and good continent. I didn't run off to an island where there's absolutely nothing that wants to hurt me or kill me and it's absolutely quit essentially paradise and everybody wants to live and it's gorgeous. No, I did not want to live with a place where there are sixty sheep for every one single person. AH wanted to live where absolutely no one should exist. That's where I

wanted to be. All right, let's uh go through that boomerang and ooh oh sorry, I just see you through it, So I wanted to go catch it. What I'm telling you, I promise you I am a thing. Go again. We're not here to fock spatters. Let's go. Hey, guys, see Alexander here, I promised. Tomorrow's video will be super flirty. I just had to make this because over the past year, and honestly, I've always had quite a few Australian friends

that I gamed online with the World of Warcraft. But like the asm R Lounge, I swear to God for the longest time, it was either Texans or Australian, so that you u key, Brits are coming and I might do a similar video based off of British people because my best friend Starlett Audio shout Out you should subscribe to her is also British, so I'm always picking on her for saying stuff like we leave in It's funny, but I thought it'd be hysterical to take because a

lot of people think I'm part of Australian because of my nar my no is changing. Usually it would be a n but over this past year it's turning into more of a gnarr because I've been hanging out with so many other Australians and my accents like not. It's it's adapting slightly to it. So I thought it'd be really funny to take a whole bunch of Australian stuff. It makes this poor little delusional Labrador who thinks that

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