Are you happy with what you've done? I can't imagine how you would be. Look, you just have this poor creature sitting here writhing and not sleeping, not eating. Their friends and their family think they're crazy. It's all because you just want to tap dants inside of their body? Don't you just let them go? Well, you don't need a corporeal form to do anything for centuries. You guys just like parasitically jump into these bodies and just what there's a way to get you out? Oh so you're
like trapped. Well, I mean I've certainly never been trapped in a human body. But then again, I don't go trying to get in them. Okay, so what would you have me do? Uh huh? So holy water? Yeah, there's a there's a couple of gallons over here. I I guess I should summon some of the heavenly stuff, though, to make sure it's done right. Sometimes those breeze don't follow the formula perfectly, all right, So I'm chugging it
as fast as I can. Like, it's not it's not easy to get this much water down at one time. I Oh lord, yeah, my belly swelling up. Hold on two, you want me to get two gallons of this? Okay, No, no, it's fine here, Okay, all.
Right, I think that's it. No, oh, I'm so filled. I don't think another drop could go past these lips. But what I have to take a little bit more? There's no more holy Oh it's not water.
Oh goodness, I don't know I could possibly be filled with more after all of that. Geesus. No, just my inside's just painted with the Holy Spirit, it is. Okay, So what do I do next? Don't we need like a priest here? Don't they do a more exercises? Okay, so this isn't an exorcism, all right, you can feel everything that happens to this body. Interesting? What are I've never heard of the term holy knee pads before? Would this be? Well? No, some of my angel friends play
like holy hockey up in heaven. Yeah, there's this really great goalie, Salty. He's amazing. Okay, So no, I can just snap them into existence, and I'm sure he won't mind if I borrow his pair, so okay and put them on. This is just a really weird, interesting way of going about this. But okay, all right, olidy pads are on buckled on and okay, oh, I feel like I'm ready to go fight. Okay, so I'm gonna go in and yanke you out of there now that I have on the huh a bib? Why would I need
a bib? I that's not really an explain nation of why I would need this bib. But okay, here, just there, got me a nice red lobster bib. Yum. Okay, holy need pads. Mmmm. Feeling sloshy on the inside from tons and tons of well this nice holy juice, and all right, and a bib on many Okay, I just know I just have to gather my skirts to get on my knees and what oh no, you trickster, you want me to do? What with the human? That is absolutely no.
That is how fallen angels are created. My name is not Charlie and my father is not named Lustaff for I will not be putting this human's into my mouth. I will not be doing it. That is absolutely beyond the pale. What it's the Well, yeah, exorcisms have a very low chance of success, usually because by the time someone needs to be exercised, you guys have gotten such a strongholds. Well, I don't know, I just found this human today, but I can see quite a bit as
they've been through a lot. We'll leave it at that. Well, yes, I would like to get you out of them, But how is doing this gonna get you out of anything? I think you just want to take part in some cardinal pleasures. Fine, fine, go ahead, No, I'll hear you out. So me donating my brain, that's what we'll call it to this mortal is going to make it where they will be free of you. Yeah, so where exactly are you going to go? So you're gonna be inside of me? No? No, no,
I got that reference. No, see, if you wanted to get inside of me, there's no way that's happening. It's wrong. It's wrong. There's no way that's happening you want to get inside of Okay, So let's say I did this, I performed this act and the release of mechanism makes it to where you'll be slashing around in my stomach. How do I then get you out of my dummy?
M hmm. Yeah, that's not how babies are made. If you want to break, if you want to go down that route, you would want to do something else, and again that would make me fall in. So you want me to then go up to heaven and say that I have captured a demon and have them inside of me and I am more or less a demonic hole crux, and then have them evict you out of my body and send you down to hell. This is the only way to actually get well. Do I have time to
phone a friend? Maybe I can bring some other angels down here? Fine? Fine, no, all right, No, I'm gonna do this, and I'll take you back up to heaven and we will see you tomorrow's update whether or not I got to be devoid of you? Ugh? Okay, so just put on these knee pets. It down to business and hmmm, well I figured I didn't have to necessarily use my Oh well, I thought a hand would work in this situation. Oh okay, you're right. If that's the
fluid that is binding you, and Lord can this stuff bind? Ugh, then touching it with my hand would have you outside and oh Lord, have mercy. Okay, No, I just I now see what they meant buy when the parents said, if you kept doing that, I'm gonna shoot your eye out. That it was actually the devil's doorbell. I don't know, Okay, you're I just well, I guess it's confession time. Maybe it's because I'm an angel. Maybe it's because I was taken very early from the Earth to join the Lee Choir.
I don't know what I'm doing. No, I don't know what I'm doing, like I understand in mouth, But then what else do I do? Do I use my cheeks? What you're gonna stuff it? It wouldn't that make my cheek? He's hurt? Okay, So then what do I do with like my tongue? What all around? How do you do that? I'm not am I some kind of snake girl. I'm an angel. Oh my god, this just doesn't feel like an angelic a conversation. I just well, how do I know if it's going good? If I'm doing it right?
Your leg's gonna get to twitch, Okay, all right, no, no, okay, your eyes will roll back, veins pop. Okay, I don't know. I'm just okay. So whoa wa? Why is your hand on the back of my head? I just all right, okay, that's fine. No, you're right, this is fine, This is fine, This is fine, this is fine. I can do this. I just need to take a deep breath. Out to ten and Hey guys, Zena Alexander. Okay, so the inspiration
for this audio honestly started on our discord server. I was talking about how I have this theory on how you should actually exercise demons from people, and it's by donating your brain if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, what's another word for the thing that is your brain resides in. I hope you can if you have an oral fixation, you can help a lot of people, is what I'm trying to get at here, and that you need to drink holy
water first. And then that just hit me in the giggles and I just absolutely had to make this audio. And I was like, I don't know how close to the line I can get with this one. And I definitely have a part two planned that will Part two will come out tomorrow on this chunel for sure. But the part two is not the fun bit, if you know what I mean, The fun that will be going on Patreon for sure. It's already should be already be out there. If you click the link in the pin
to comment below, you'll be able to go check it out. No, instead, the part two tomorrow will be figuring out whether or not well. I have a special guest that will be donating some lines to this to the part two for tomorrow, So we're gonna go see if the angel friends concur with this unorthodox methodology of extracting a demonic soul. I'm sorry, this is like such a giggly silly one, and we'll be back to our regularly scheduled non silly. Absolutely most
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