Award-winning comedy writer Marc Haynes has watched every single Wrestlemania. Broadcaster Pete Donaldson hasn’t. Join them both every week as they subject the greatest spectacle in sports entertainment to the kind of scrutiny that ruins them entirely.
A hilarious and surprisingly insightful look into some of the most preposterous, glamorous and over-the-top sporting events the world has ever seen – from Hulk Hogan and Mr T at Madison Square Garden way back in 1985 to Roman Reigns and The Undertaker going head-to-head in April 2017 – Wrestle Me is a must-listen accompaniment to The Grandest Stage of Them All.
Say your prayers, take your vitamins and pop your human growth hormone while it's still technically legal. It's Wrestle Me!
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Next week - Wrestlemania 35! Which is now a show we're technically looking forward to. Didn't think we'd be saying that, frankly Patreon.com/WrestleMe to get yourself all the extra shows - and an astonishing newsletter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Two soulless men gaze into a soulless expanse and wish a dinging bell into existence. Cease this. Is the earth flat? Find out over on patreon.com/wrestleme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Marc gives up meat, but mercifully doesn't give up on watching truly terrible wrestling pay per views. patreon.com/wrestleme to find out what rotten thing happens next! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Get Nicholas in that Hall Of Fame. The campaign starts here! patreon.com/wrestleme for some EPIC old school action. Greasy lenses, smoking in the stalls - the whole nine yards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Marc and Pete, in spite of their better judgement continue to watch Wrestlemania 34. Do check out our patreon over at patreon.com/wrestleme and give us a review if you're feeling festive, it reaaaally helps! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Marc and Pete are here with more Wrestlemania 34 - and what should have been the main event! God, it was great. Do check out our patreon over at patreon.com/wrestleme and give us a review if you're feeling festive, it reaaaally helps! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pete and Marc return with the Miz, giving us yet another Wrestlemania moment. The man's more prolific than Cena. patreon.com/wrestleme if you'd like to hear the next episode, right now - and there's other shows over there too! BANG! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Big booty daddies Pete and Marc are here to take a look at the latest advances in augmented reality in 2018. Turns out if you gave Vince bitcoin to look after back in 2012 it would have never been seen again. Check out the Patreon! We're having a rum old time over there: Patreon.com/WrestleMe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Just point at the sign, then fuck off. Patreon.com/wrerstleme for the newsletter, ad free Wrestle Mes, and all kinds of lovely stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
WWE gives Marc something to write home about. BIG. TICK. If you'd like to know what happens next - do check out the final part over on our patreon - Patreon.com/WrestleMe (or wait for next week!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Very disappointed in the Patreon lot, frankly. They're funding this awful stuff. Speaking of which, if you'd like to hear the next ep - head on over to www.patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Royal Rumble 2018 is back and everyone looks like Jigsaw from that film. Do tell your friends, and if you'd like to hear the next episodes right now then head on over to www.patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Better booked than a library. Did someone order THREE Royal Rumble matches in one show? Do tell your friends, and if you'd like to hear the next episodes right now then head on over to www.patreon.com/wrestleme! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dog undertaker and Dog Roman Reigns have a fight over a nice bit of yard. And that's Wrestlemania 33! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
There was nay pitbull...then there was pitbull! Patreon.com/WrestleMe for next week's episode a week early! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bayley's big inflatable guys are back after falling foul of the WWE's wellness programme. Humans aren't meant to flex like that! Do give us a review wherever you get your pods, it apparently does help a great deal - and head on over to patreon.com/wrestleme to check out the next ep early! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Punch! Punch! Trashcan! Pete and Marc continue their peek at Wrestlemania 33, all 15 hours of it! We'll be back next week for the next part, but if you'd like to hear the next episode early - patreon.com/wrestleme - we're also watching Superbrawl '92! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pete and Marc are back on their Wrestlemanias, and this time they're not even getting to match one in show one. And some people say true personal growth isn't possible. We'll be back next week for the first match, but if you'd like to hear the next episode early - patreon.com/wrestleme - we're also watching Superbrawl '92! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Fifty (year old) shades of grey - enjoy some of the most extreme BDSM ever committed to SD card, mainly focusing on the neck and atlanto axial joint. We'll be back very soon for more Wrestle Me-ing, so stay tuned. Thanks for all your support this (elongated) festive season, and if you missed any of the shows, head on over to Patreon.com/wrestleme ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
"If this is what wrestling is now, it needs to die. Leave it alone and let it go. If you can't bring it back, and you're just gonna fucking piss on the fucking rotting corpse, let it go. Find something else to do with your fucking lives like I have, because I'm embarrassed to be involved with these people and this industry, because of shit like this." -Jim Cornette If you'd like to hear the rest of our Christmas shows, head on over to Patreon.com/wrestleme now! Hope you're having a cracking new ...
From CZW Best of the Best 2002 - two British highflyers - unknown in America - break out of the coffin of British wrestling and put on a staggering match that wins over the crowd in the former ECW arena. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Smashing, this. And if anyone knows where one Marc Haynes could access a lockup full of little wrestling chairs, get in touch. If you'd like to hear the rest of our special Christmas shows, do head on over to Patreon.com/WrestleMe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The most important year in Rollerball Rocco's career was sadly his last. Marc and Pete take a look at this match from 1978. Merry Christmas everybody! If you'd like to hear the previous and next 12 days of Wrestle Me-mases - head over to patreon.com/wrestleme ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
One of the best squash matches of all time. Pete's finally coming round to this Sid chap. Join us over on the Patreon on Sunday for your second (just as bloody violent) dose of 12 Days of Wrestle Me-mas! patreon.com/wrestleme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Christmas! So Pete and Marc are here to let you know that the 12 days of Wrestle Me-mas are back for 2020. www.patreon.com/wrestleme to hear them all, but you'll still be getting a nice chunky show per week on this feed. Peace and love! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How do you even start to describe the main event of NJPW Wrestle Kingdom? Long answer - you caaaaaaaaaan't. Remember to bag yourself a peep at the new Wrestle Me newsletter, crafted by daddy Marc over on our patreon - Patreon.com/wrestleme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pete and Marc continue their love letter to NJPW's premier competition, Wrestle Kingdom 11! If you'd like to hear the final part right now - head on over to patreon.com/wrestleme ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dalton Castle chopped me and now I have a big lump on my head! If you'd like to hear what happens in the next ep, a week early - head on over to Patreon.com/WrestleMe Bone Soldiers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pete and Marc are sipping Bacardi Breezers in Tokyo's second worst bar, Gas Panic 2. If you'd like to hear what happens in the next ep, a week early - head on over to Patreon.com/WrestleMe Bone Soldiers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aaaaand that's the right file. Sorry Wrestle Meniacs! Pete got tired and hot and uploaded the second episode instead of the first. A TASTE OF THE PATREON NO LESS. Anyway, here's episode one of Wrestle Kingdom 11! If you'd like to hear what happens in the next ep, a week early - head on over to Patreon.com/WrestleMe Bone Soldiers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
