We dread watching AEW Rampage and Collision but we always find plenty of nonsense to talk about. On Rampage: -Mud Pie doesn’t know how long he’s been out -Prime Athlete Varsity Club -Roddy beat a Giant -Purrazzo hits the bottle -AR Fox is Ospreay without rizz -Where is Thunder Rosa from? -Have some pride, drop a few -Top Flight vs Shane Taylor’s thighs On Collision: -Kenoske vs Dynamite Kid -Bad News Brown > Bad News Allen -The Z-Packs worked -BBG stripped of trios titles -Ohhh just hangin wi...
Jul 19, 2024•59 min•Ep. 97
The love triangle continued this week in WWE RAW. We jokingly call The Judgement Day nWo Purple and this week is exactly why. -Mami’s back and Dom tried to apologize -Liv is known to be a screamer -RIP Lobster Head / Too Many Limes -Rhea wasn’t watching RAW while she was gone -Mr Bojangles -Sonya’s forehead and Zoey’s mustache -Jey wants to YEET Rhea -Street Trash vs entitled -A new day for Alpha Academy -Drew won’t apologize -Is Seth the backup plan? -Wyatt Sicks invade Pat McAfee Show -Broken ...
Jul 17, 2024•43 min•Ep. 96
Your favorite assholes are back once again to review this weeks WWE Smackdown. -Cody smiles at imaginary people -Bayley, Liv and Roxy(lol) put in Tiffy Time -BBL Bayley -Tiffany thinks about cashing in -Andrade in an empty arena (not AEW) -Good guy Corbin, still weird -How to Start A Cult -Randy says he’ll always have Cody’s back. Hmm.. -LA Knight has a contract for US title match -Beatrice Priestly -Jacob Fatu destroys the tag champs -Solo says Roman will acknowledge him -Cody forced to watch S...
Jul 17, 2024•32 min•Ep. 95
Blood and Guts is a couple weeks away so let’s have a blood bath, shall we? -The ratings are in -Why isn’t Taz here? -What’s Garcia’s injury? -The Bidding War of 2024 -More talent in my left nut -Bitch -Other tunnel jackass -There will be blood -Why’s Jarrett here? -Someone check on the referee -Swerve talking to someone who’s not there -Push it back like your hairline -Do these horseshoes fit? -Forklift certified -Global Glory Hole Match -Can I help you bitch? -Vader at the end of Rogue One -Na...
Jul 12, 2024•46 min•Ep. 94
We wonder why we bother to watch these shows but they provide us the best material. On Rampage: -Daddy Magic too injured for commentary -Referee’s more concerned about chairs -Don is physically excited -Hawk tuah -KOR vs GPA -Where's the Big Black and Jacked guy? -This slut you can’t rebus -Don’t sell, just keep going -Mariah wins. Spoilers. On Collision: -MJF blames the fans -Quarters and rejection -Meltzer vs Nielsen -Does Tony Khan really enjoy this? -Jack Perry’s promo skills -ITS STORM -Chr...
Jul 12, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 93
This edition of WWE RAW could have been subtitled: Actions Have Consequences -Punk is looking for Jack Tunney -There’s people on that side of the camera -Rollins threatens Punk -Remember Pepper? -Dom just wants tendies or nuggies -Win. YEET. Leave -No happy Brawling Brutes reunion? -What happened to the gentleman’s agreement? -I don’t deserve a rematch but… -Carlito steals the show -Liv + Dom = HHH + Trish -It’s not that hard.. -More VHS goodness -Dragunov becoming believable -All Champions get ...
Jul 10, 2024•54 min•Ep. 92
We’re in Toronto on the eve of Money in the Bank. Let’s see what was going down on this week’s Smackdown. -Brand split be damned -Where’s Alicia Taylor? -YEET YEAH YEET YEAH -How did Jey get across the border? -Chelsea showing everything -What happened to the Street Profits? -Orton spoke? -Owens heartfelt promo -Trying to make the tag titles mean something -Mia’s been known to be good with a stick -DIY deja vu -Solo is suddenly mad at Roman? -Listener e-mail Want to hear our review of Money in t...
Jul 07, 2024•30 min•Ep. 91
The Forbidden Door was closed on Dynamite with no NJPW or CMLL wrestlers in sight. Let’s see how AEW focused their attention on their own actual talent. -Beach Break sponsored by Shark Week -Garcia puts it on his momma -Big black and jacked -Holy Shxt for this? -Nothing matters, smile anyways -They call me chicken but I ain’t scared of shxt -Mina via satellite's -Digest thunder and defecate lightning -What line, bxtxh? -Clapping like a mark -Is Jericho doing a CM Punk gimmick? -Brooding cowboy i...
Jul 05, 2024•52 min•Ep. 90
-DM Hunk and Cyber truck Sheamus -Jey’s superstar entrance -Wyatts haunts Gable -Another VHS tape -Where’s this Woods/Kross story going? -Priest catches Dom lying -Liv’s finally in top -Behind the Curtain preview -ITS A TRAP -Otis 2 plates -Kattan in the Bank -Uncle Howdy interview #2 -Dom straddles Liv -Bron an injury waiting to happen -Who’s the cute new girl? -Fire and Ice or Raver chicks? -How does Punk screw Drew? Subscribe on patreon.com/LingusMafia for ad-free and video versions of the sh...
Jul 03, 2024•34 min•Ep. 89
The WWE was back home at MSG for Smackdown. Did the show live up to the standards for the world’s most famous arena? -Why is Tama Tonga wearing a MJF shirt? -Anarchy in the arena -Real cops? -Indi outta nowhere -Where should I finish? -If you’re willing to receive, we’re willing to give -Tyrese Haliburton vs Jalen Brunson -Will Austin Theory make a good baby face? -Paul Heyman won’t acknowledge Solo Subscribe on patreon.com/LingusMafia for ad-free and video versions of the show, exclusive PPV/PL...
Jul 03, 2024•32 min•Ep. 88
The God-forbidden door has opened and the New Japan and CMLL talent have stormed through to set up AEW’s big PPV. On Rampage: -Orange Cassidy vs the Outrunners -Why is Gabe Kidd here? -Brodie Lee sneakers -Who’s this Canadian luchador? -Deonna doesn’t like part timers -BOYSSSSSSS -Harley does a blow job -Sky Blue is a jobber again On Collision: -Orange again -Car antenna and Iron Eagles -Hangman is drunk again -Big Bill Ding -Mercedes is ready for prom -What was Lucha Bros big announcement? -MIS...
Jul 02, 2024•53 min•Ep. 87
It’s Forbidden Door week. How many New Japan wrestlers can we shoehorn into Dynamite? -Big Bang is back -MJF offers Garcia a match at All In -Ospreay one ups MJF -BBC featuring Joooooooon Moxley -The Patriarchy do nothing -The Buck’s Wild Card -How did Billy know? -O’Reilly’s best promo ever -Mariah gets Gable’d -Jericho is here for the young guys -Who are these guys? -Don’t take Seerve’s belt Subscribe on patreon.com/LingusMafia for ad-free and video versions of the show, exclusive PPV/PLE revi...
Jun 28, 2024•35 min•Ep. 86
Join us as we break down and break balls on the All Elite B-shows. On Ramlage: -My Cousin Vinny -Who’s the new ring announcer? -Gin and Juice -Turbo Floyd -Lionel Green vs Fandango -AR Fox sighting -Bryan black shirt -Serena loses again On Collision -John Cena! -Alpha Academy with Josh Woods -Nigel listens to the show -Schiavone is confused -Too Much Man -Ultimate Eddie -Unmasking the unmasked luchador -Titty City -Hirsch and Lady Frost -Who will accept Deeb’s open challenge? -LSG and MSG -House...
Jun 28, 2024•58 min•Ep. 85
Join us as we review a very solid episode of WWE RAW. WARNING: May cause pearls to be clutched. -Miz in commentary-Drew’s souvenir -Gable’s head injury-Bron Stroman / Braun Breakker-Janelle Morgan-Breakker is orange af-Drew calls out Pearce’s hypocrisy -Indianapolis gets the Big 3-Liv has more gifts for Dom-Sloppy Seconds-Truth enjoys a love story-Master in the Bate Bank -What’s a VHS?-Witches vs Ravers-Finn looks sketchy -The Mania doc may finally debut-Seth Rollins, big Cruella Deville fan-Rol...
Jun 26, 2024•59 min•Ep. 84
-CM Punk returns to Chicago to give an update on his injury status. Or does he? -Fans on the hard cam -LIKE MUSSOLINI! -Heyman needs a favor -Chelsea steals a win -Theory is recovering from that? -Fake blood, cry me a river -Hayes win an upset? -Knight overlooking Santos -Where’s the Speed title? -The Message -Roman’s never coming back? -Jacob Fatu has arrived Subscribe on patreon.com/LingusMafia for ad-free and video versions of the show, exclusive PPV/PLE reviews and bonus shows including ever...
Jun 26, 2024•33 min•Ep. 83
It’s Juneteenth, you know what that means: AEW Dynamite? -MJF vs Rush, commercial free -The ref likes to take his time -Another nonsensical Briscoe promo -Swerve makes it personal -Ospreay disrespects the family -ALL STAR MATCH -Mercedes isn’t arrogant, she’s training -Don makes Rush an offer -Bucks vs Acclaimed, eliminator match -Jules and Vincent, Doom time -Toni and Mina contract signing -This buffet is wide open -Statlander vs Nyla Rose -Go away Chris Jericho -Garcia vs Rhett Titus -MJF/ Osp...
Jun 21, 2024•44 min•Ep. 82
AEW Collision celebrated its one year anniversary this week, but first we have to get thru another episode of Rampage.. -Toni Storm competitive jobber match -Harley plays with her hair -Cage of Agony vs jobbers -Rocky Pinche Romero vs Shooter -Satnam’s 4 singles match ever -Why we like Satnam -Ska and pro wrestling -PAC vs Jay Lethal On Collision: -BBC vs random collection of guys -Moxley promises murder -The Acclaimed vs getting fined -Deonna vs Thunder Rosa: NO DQ -Yoga pants vs jeans -Remembe...
Jun 21, 2024•43 min•Ep. 81
Did RAW actually hold our attention for 3 hours? Was the debut of the Wyatt Sicks a letdown? Let’s discuss? -Seth Franklin Rollins is back -Priest offers him a title shot -Gable wants another IC title shot -Instead he gets Bron…err Braun -Otis finally turns. kinda -Dom can’t find his purple Calvin’s -Why are Liv and Zalina feuding? -Sami moving in from Gable -Braun.. err Bron steps up -Jade tapping not ignored -Mess with the Dragon… -Drew quits -Iyo says Damage Control needs to change (again) -U...
Jun 19, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 80
WWE was in Scotland on the eve of Clash at the Castle. Let’s see what they did or didn’t do to help build up the matches. -Owens needs help getting in the building -Bayley and her onesie -Namoni loves the New Day -Santos and his LWO tattoo -Will Austin Theory be a good guy? -Street Profits have Owens’ back. Or do they? -Jasper and Horace -Is Cody a quitter or bet on himself? -LA Knight went to Puerto Rico to swim in Logan Paul’s pool -How does Mello eat his steak? -Owens helps Steve Austin’s mer...
Jun 17, 2024•40 min•Ep. 79
Light the fuse. Let’s talk Dynamite. -Cav addresses the Billi Bhatti situation -Nana’s crack -Swerve, philanthropist -Dustin loves to bleed -Briscoe’s rambling as a mad man -Rush and MJF brawl -GLACIER! -UFC shadow boxing -Why does Taz love orange? -Mercedes bs Zeus -Big Bill charisma -Does PAC know the cameras on? -Ospreay back from sabbatical -Fight Forever *ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL: Subscribe on patreon.com/LingusMafia for ad-free and video versions of the show, exclusive PPV/PLE reviews and bonus...
Jun 14, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 78
We watch the AEW B-Shows so you don’t have to. On Rampage: -Alex takes a bump -Acclaimed vs Fake John Nords -STP call out the best and baddest -Gates of….? -The whore you all adore -Juice is now a trios champ -Hello Titty vs former Title contender Serena On Collision: -Wheeler and bald vs Wheeler and bald -Dax vs hematoma -Staturday night -Goldust vs Jobber TV -Alpha Academy Athletes -Storm vs Frost -Pulp Fiction tribute -Garcia vs grandmas couch -Does Orange have any friends? -Grown men scared ...
Jun 14, 2024•52 min•Ep. 77
It’s the last stop before WWE heads to Scotland. Let’s toss off to wrestling. -McIntyre and Priest make a stip for the main event-Liv gives her hotel key to Dom-Iyo gets her win back from the bird lady-Carlito knows it’s cool-MITB, my Peach and Tucky-The rise of Kaiser roll-Liv straddles Dom-Is Ricochet really leaving?-Stick to the plan, idiot-Fortune teller and APA-RIP boring chants-Breakker and Dragunov-Finn takes the room key-Is Drew good now?-Why would Woods join these losers?-Lawn darts and...
Jun 12, 2024•52 min•Ep. 76
So, what do you want to talk about? Well, we’re here to talk about Smackdown; the good, the bad, and the nonsense. -Cody is mad -Solo sits at the head of the table -The new right hand man -Main Event Infamous Camacho -Brand split confusion -Apollo was supposed to have another match -Logan would rather play Tetris -More Waller / Theory hints -AJ finally shows up to work -I Quit Match -Aldis back in 2 in 2 -Knight gonna bring Smackdown to Logan -Nia needs slip resistant shoes -Piper gets to talk -...
Jun 12, 2024•27 min•Ep. 75
Light the fuse. It’s time to blow up Dynamite -MJF is high -M-YEA-F -O’Reilly tries to get another title shot -Follow the QR code -Eugene Jericho -Christopher Pearce -Brian Cage has a lot of S -Joe isn’t a mentor -Extremely Vein Perverts -3 matches, 2 belts -BBC vs CMLL = FF -SMASH HER TITS IN -Bryan entering the Owen -Roddy vs Swerve. That’s it. Subscribe on patreon.com/LingusMafia for ad-free and video versions of the show, exclusive PPV/PLE reviews and bonus shows including every Wrestlemania...
Jun 07, 2024•38 min•Ep. 74
This week’s Rampage and Collision featured a lot of predictable filler matches. But don’t worry, there’s still a lot to discuss. On Rampage: -How to fix AEW -TNT Qualifier -Jericho steps down from commentary -Roddy was the 10th man -Why’s there money in the ring? -O’Reilly tune up match -Johnny Promo -Fenix vs Kassidy On Collision: -Same ol’ FTR promo -Jack Olivier -Rare smaller opponent for Roddy -O’Reilly doesn’t just want to have a good match -Tony Khan’s double take -Respect for the Work Hor...
Jun 07, 2024•50 min•Ep. 73
RAW Is the Liv Morgan and Dominik Mysterio storyline good or in bad taste? We discus this and everything else that went down on this weeks RAW! -Liv’s taking everything from Rhea, including Dom -Finn cxck blocks Dom -Sheamus vs a Ken doll -Dom is giving Rhea space -Trying to figure out Dragon Lee’s ethnicity -One big white son of a bitch -Being in nWo Purple was the beats days of Truth’s career -Why can’t Alpha Academy leave Gable? -Ricochet held together by tape -401k -Natalya is not a nugget -...
Jun 05, 2024•53 min•Ep. 72
King and Queen of the Ring is behind us so let’s see how WWE is turning towards Clash at the Castle. -Nia wears the crown well -AJ requests time to address his future -Waller and Theory breakup tease? -Blair Hayter interrupted -LA messes with Kayla -Mello misses his line -Andrade say no thanks -Hey it’s Apollo! -Who’s we? -Haku’s kids are criminals? -Owens still doesn’t trust Heyman -Bianca’s knee is fully healed -Piper beats Bayley and Naomi -Never trust a man wearing an Easter colored suit Sub...
Jun 05, 2024•37 min•Ep. 71
We have a bonus show for everyone. We talk to our friend Umar who went to the Saudi show to give his perspective about what it's like to be at one of those shows, was he worried or was he comfortable because he isn't American? Also, this isn't a cut and dry interview, as it never is with us. We get into total nonsense as only the Wrestle Lingus Show can do! Subscribe on patreon.com/LingusMafia for ad-free and video versions of the show, exclusive PPV/PLE reviews and bonus shows including every W...
May 31, 2024•33 min•Ep. 70
AEW Dynamite is the gift that keeps on giving. Join us as we review everything that went wrong on this week's show. -This was their celebration budget? -Mercedes turns face mid promo -Skye Blue’s revelation -Tony Khan in deep thought -No-selling Anarchy in the Arena -House of Dragon match -Cameraman, zoom out -Rocky Romero vs the one armed man -TV Time with Christian Jericho -The Bad Apple -Are we still live? -AEW’s #1 Hater -A Best Friend joins the Callis Family -Interim EVP -Another tournament...
May 31, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 69
Join us as we review the RAW after King and Queen of the Ring, as only we can. We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to get downloads. -Ludwig’s grand introduction of King Gunther -Priest takes shortcuts? -Acknowledging Orton’s shoulder wasn’t down -Geography lesson -Braun not Bron -Jackie Redmond on assignment -Ricochet vs Dragunov again already? -What’s Kiana James up to? -What’s R-Truth’s flavor of ice cream? -Kross recruiting Woods -Sheamus blown up from walking to the ring -Until it’s ...
May 29, 2024•42 min•Ep. 68