“It’s complicated.” Commit it to memory and deploy liberally. *** GIRL: So are you dating anyone right now? YOU: It’s complicated. *** GIRL: Just how many girls have you been with? YOU: It’s complicated. *** GIRL: What are you looking for? YOU: It’s complicated. *** GIRL: Will you buy me a drink? YOU: It’s complicated. *** GIRL: You’re not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you? YOU: It’s complicated. GIRL: *swoon*...
Nov 09, 2023•3 min•Season 9Ep. 117
Girl: “I have a boyfriend.....” Man: “Wow....amazing...seriously, that’s amazing!” Girl: “What? That I have a boyfriend?” Man: “No, that I’ve barely known you for 5 minutes and you’re already telling me your problems.” Girl: “l.m.a.o.!” *** “Whoa, not so fast. We’re just talking here, ok? Don’t get the wrong idea.” *** “You really thought I was hitting on you?” *** “No worries. You’re not my type.” *** “So does my girlfriend.” *** Girl: “I have a boyfriend.” Man: “Hey, my dog can juggle.” Girl: ...
Nov 09, 2023•7 min•Season 9Ep. 116
Examples: Flush the toilet when she’s in the shower. Snap wet towel at her butt. Should just barely cross line of genuine pain. “Happy Valentine’s Day!” Give her a wrapped box of condoms. Put a “pinch my butt” post-it note on her back as she’s heading out for work. Slip her car into neutral when she’s driving. Note: not recommended on women with exceptionally bad driving skills. Turn the light off or unplug her dryer when she’s doing her hair. Pretend to throw her cat out the window. A full thro...
Nov 09, 2023•5 min•Season 9Ep. 115
Warning. Do not use on fat chicks. They may get the wrong idea. *** GIRL: “What time is it?” A good time. GIRL: “You came in late today.” Hard drug use. GIRL: “Which way is it to X?” You don’t seem like the kind of girl who’d go there. GIRL: “How are you?” Irresistible. GIRL: “Could you watch my laptop for me for a minute?” Ok, but close your porn windows first. I have a reputation. GIRL: “What’d you think of movie X?” All right... ready to hang on my every word? GIRL: “Are you going to X's part...
Nov 09, 2023•4 min•Season 9Ep. 114
“Excuse me, I have to get to a meeting that’s going to change my life, but I think you’re gonna change it, too. Let me have your number, I’ll call you later and we’ll see if I’m right.” *** I have a friend who brings his dog to the bar. Inevitably, girls come up, start playing with the dog, and say, “He’s so cute!” What does he say? “I don’t think he likes you.” *** “It’s not really polite to stare at people like that.” *** “I’m afraid I’m going to have to hit on you. Damnit, this is the last th...
Nov 09, 2023•6 min•Season 9Ep. 113
NOT “pickup lines”: *** 1. How would you react if your boyfriend gave you an ultimatum? 2. Why do girls check out other girls more than they check out guys? ... 4. You look like the type who would date a starving artist, but marry a doctor. 5. Let’s say you were dating this guy for a while, fell in love with him, and found out months later that he was broke. Would you break up with him? 6. Were you nervous the first time you tried on a bikini? My buddy said he was nervous when he first tried on ...
Nov 09, 2023•7 min•Season 9Ep. 112
My advice to the naturally incurious man: 1. Find an equally incurious girl. 2. Push yourself out of your incurious comfort zone... For instance, instead of taking your girl out to dinner next Saturday like every other herbling, go indoor rock climbing with her. The ensuing rush - kept in check by safety ropes and belays - is nature’s perfect vaginal lube. 3. Learn to LISTEN. Women LOVE LOVE LOVE men who actually listen to them. Listening intently to a woman will make you seem like a curious man...
Nov 09, 2023•9 min•Season 9Ep. 111
It doesn’t matter if you don’t have the wittiest opener, or the smoothest delivery. If you open your mouth and say something as benign as “Hi” to thirty-eight attractive girls on a single Saturday, you will have rocketed yourself ahead of 99% of men who passed by those same girls and said nothing... Now add in a little game. You’ve just hurdled 99.9% of men who pass by those girls without muttering a word on that typical, “boring” Saturday... Opportunity is everywhere for those with the eyes to ...
Nov 09, 2023•7 min•Season 9Ep. 110
THE ONLY ADVICE YOU’LL EVER NEED. 1. Chicks dig power. 2. Don’t date. 3. Never pay. 4. Play by your own rules. 5. He who hesitates, masturbates. 6. Better to pursue lots of women until you find one willing to go all the way right away than to waste a month on a tease. 7. Women want to be seduced. 8. Hot sexy babes want to fuck someone... why not you?
Nov 09, 2023•3 min•Season 9Ep. 109
Don’t answer all of a girl’s questions, especially when it feels like you are being interrogated. *** The best reason to learn game is that it is a shortcut to a woman’s pussy and heart. *** When the revelation that there is nothing after this life but the illimitable black void is grasped, hedonism is the only logical answer. *** Remember Maxim #14: Never Make It Easy For A Girl. *** Sometimes a girl will drop a stinky bait. Don’t bite! She wants to chase you around the lake forever. *** Never ...
Nov 09, 2023•6 min•Season 9Ep. 108
Youtube comment: "The day humans will stop existing is just around a hundred years after the first realistic sex robot hits the market." Unless reproduction is industrialized and severed from the mating market after the appearance of that first lifelike sexbot, this commenter is likely correct.
Nov 09, 2023•48 sec•Season 9Ep. 107
Changes I foresee: Omegas – geeks, nerds, dweebs, trolls, dregs, dullards, bums, street filth – will finally have a satisfying release for their pent-up horniness. Crime will likely drop as a result. So will rayp. Widely available sexbots are analogous to cheap, legal prostitution... Sexbots could also be compassionate. Giving a homeless guy a sexbot will do more for his happiness than $5 for liquor or a sympathetic smile from a cute soup kitchen volunteer. Betas – Niceguys with a heart of gold ...
Nov 09, 2023•10 min•Season 9Ep. 106
Alpha move. “Whaddya say we get hitched?” Super-alpha move. “Whaddya say we get hitched, my number one bitch?” Then slip this ring on her finger: **Tiny diamond inside** Alpha move. Walk up behind her, wrap your arms around her, lean over her shoulder, and while placing the ring box into her hand whisper in your deepest, most gravelly voice: “Let’s do this.” Super-alpha move. Same as above, but instead of an engagement ring box, put two tickets to Vegas and a brochure for the Elvis Chapel in her...
Nov 09, 2023•4 min•Season 9Ep. 105
Basically gentlemen, if you want to beat the sordid odds and enter a marriage with a less than 50% likelihood it will end in divorce, you need to date virgins or girls who have had only one partner before you. Good luck with that! Of course, you can do as the Chateau recommends and skip out on marriage altogether. This option opens the playing field for you to continually date and dump sluts as you see fit, minus the accompanying divorce-theft-financial-rayp.
Nov 09, 2023•9 min•Season 9Ep. 104
1. Unmarried men in long-term relationships receive just as many health and happiness benefits as married men. The crucial variable is... the love. 2. Unmarried, cohabiting men enjoy the pleasure of thinner lovers than the fat wives enjoyed by married men. 3. Unmarried players are just as desired by women for marriage as beta providers, but just don’t commit to women as readily. 4. There is no evidence I’m aware of that married men have more frequent sex with their indentured sperm receptacles a...
Nov 09, 2023•9 min•Season 9Ep. 103
"I have to lock her in because the snatch must flow." As any dead-eyed married man will tell you, the sex is always hottest until that first bite of wedding cake. Fact. Once in a secure relationship (and nothing is more secure for a woman than marriage -- the law sees to that) a woman’s sex drive plummets. Fact. Women pack on the pounds after getting married. Fact. Your wife’s pussy will always be the same. "If I don’t marry her, she’ll leave me. And then I’ll be alone."...
Nov 09, 2023•12 min•Season 9Ep. 102
To recap: 1. divorce theft. 2. monogamy. 3. second class spouse under the law. 4. sex once a month TOPS with the same old pussy.
Nov 08, 2023•11 min•Season 9Ep. 101
Let’s compare two men. Man 1 abjures marriage. At the end, he wheezes his last with memories of hundreds of women -- of their loving ministrations and tender caresses and fleeting intimacies between window blind shafts of sunlight -- dancing through his head, and in the company of a nebulous regret that refuses to dislodge. Man 2 abjures bachelorhood. At the end, he wheezes his last in the company of his old wife’s tears and clouded eyes, and he drifts off to forever with memories he wished he h...
Nov 08, 2023•3 min•Season 9Ep. 100
Sweetness is defined as robbing a girl of the satisfaction of walking away from a failing relationship with the upper hand. It means stealing her thunder when she wants to be the dumper. There are two ways to do this, and both require presence of mind to accurately assess when she is about to pull the trigger. Timing is everything. Strategy 1, Dump her first. Strategy 2, Use her dumping power against her.
Nov 08, 2023•6 min•Season 9Ep. 99
When women get dumped, they do not become better people or happier people. They react primarily in one of two ways: 1. She broods and licks her wounds, unleashing her sorrow on girl friends and family. In extreme cases, she will retreat to a corner in her bedroom and gaze at the wall for a few days, sustaining herself on bits of orange and water. Her cat’s fur will become soaked and matted with her tears. 2. She lashes out bitterly with rage and spite... will attempt to poison the well of whatev...
Nov 08, 2023•8 min•Season 9Ep. 98
When she began crying, vulnerable in the middle of the room clutching her bath towel, I looked at her intently for a few seconds, walked up, gave her a strong hug and a cheek kiss, wiped one tear with my thumb, and then let go to pour a couple of drinks for the both of us. I didn’t ask what was wrong, I didn’t ask if there was something I could do, I didn’t ask how I could make it better. I didn’t even ask if she wanted a drink. I just put the drink in her hand. Everything was done in silence......
Nov 08, 2023•5 min•Season 9Ep. 97
Two different dating strategies: 1. Short term fling. Don’t bother putting much imaginative effort into your dates. 2. Long term girlfriend. 1st date - Drinks at a Latin lounge or Salsa class. 2nd Date - Hilarious but disturbing show at indie club. 3rd Date - Chill drinks at my place and heavy makeout. 4th Date - GoKart racing at an indoor track. 5th Date - Sex. 6th Date - Hike in the woods.
Nov 08, 2023•3 min•Season 9Ep. 96
Rule #1, Don’t be needy. Rule #2, Don’t be insecure.
Nov 08, 2023•5 min•Season 9Ep. 95
Proposition: I challenge my male readers -- particularly my beta readers -- who have girlfriends to an asshole experiment. When your G.F. makes you genuinely angry I want you to yell at her “SHUT THE FUCK UP”. Credibility will be added if you do it in public. This will be tough for you to do, but my presence will be with you, like the unholy spirit. Visualize your balls physically growing larger when she says something that pisses you off.
Nov 08, 2023•3 min•Season 9Ep. 94
WARNING! This is the hydrogen bomb of hand maneuvers. Use sparingly, and only use on women who are above your league. If you drop this ego-blasting, pussy-busting, heart-palpitating bomb on a girl who already cherishes you and looks up to you in wide-eyed awe, you risk having her burst into tears. Have you ever tried to maintain an alpha frame with a girl who is wracked in heaving sobs?
Nov 08, 2023•4 min•Season 9Ep. 93
Meaningless acts of romance are far more meaningful to girls than meaningful acts of romance. ... A girl’s urge to pressure you to marry is inversely correlated to her depth of love for you. ... Marriage counselors could save more marriages simply by uttering these two words: tease her. ... Love like an idealist, think like a cynic. ... If she assumes the doggie position unprompted, you’re doing it right. If she gives you mouth love without you having to ask for it, you’re doing it more right th...
Nov 08, 2023•9 min•Season 9Ep. 92
On the matter of a woman saying “I love you”: 1. NEVER be the first to say “I love you” in a relationship. 2. You don’t have to be cocky all the time. 3. Sincere game is long haul game. Be aware of the possibility that your woman will use "I love you" like a weapon of war.
Nov 08, 2023•5 min•Season 9Ep. 91
Frequently pat her ass. Compliment her beauty sparingly. Draw a picture of her in crayon. Play “butt spatula” in the kitchen. Tell her mom she’s a M.I.L.F. Curse her in a foreign tongue. Compare her to a chihuahua. Call her Paris Hilton. Leave handcuffs in full view. Drip hot wax on her nipples. Buy a handgun and let her caress the barrel. Reenact rayp scenes from movies. Be impervious to her taunts. Act cagey. Hide your money. Buy her gifts when they’re not expected. Don’t buy her gifts when th...
Nov 08, 2023•10 min•Season 9Ep. 90
Romantic weekend away: Sex, affection, low stress, and good dining. The “relationship” and “where it is heading” comes in a distant tenth, right after rejoicing that we came in under budget.
Nov 07, 2023•4 min•Season 9Ep. 89
Subtle dominance moves that you should incorporate into your relationships with women, thus ensuring years of freely available sex, affection, and loyalty: 1. Don’t trail your woman in the grocery store. 2. Don’t ponder your decisions out loud. 3. Never discuss money matters with your woman. 4. Don’t “keep an eye” on your woman. 5. Learn the power of No. 6. Don’t be a “sensitive guy”. No one likes that guy. 7. When seating yourself at a restaurant, always put her in the chair that affords maximu...
Nov 07, 2023•10 min•Season 9Ep. 88
