Femmes Fatales, Part 3 - Heartiste
Sep 06, 2023•12 min•Season 9Ep. 63
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Episode description
If you are a masochist who likes women with vestigial penises, then by all means knock yourself out with the Amazonian Alpha. This is what you need to keep in mind to seduce her:
1. DON’T accept her challenges.
2. DON’T answer shit tests ad infinitum.
3. DON’T brag about your achievements.
4. DON’T be ordinary.
5. DON’T be beta.
6. DON’T talk about her father.
7. DO stroke her ego.
8. DO qualify her hard.
9. DO fuck her like a silverback gorilla.
10. DO dump her after getting your rocks off.
Why would you want to spend your life with a nutcrushing battleaxe like this?
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