The true Last Battle happens. Also Aes Sedai math and the dissection of our best example of Seanchan prophecy yet. Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Save the TV show: www.savewot.com Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcasts Black Girl From Eugene: https://www.spreaker.com/show/black-girl-from-eugene Used...
Jul 10, 2025•1 hr 42 min•Season 12Ep. 32
Rand is literally running away from his feelings, Min has unconventional interpretations of the Prophecies, Tam gets new headcanon about his blademaster status, and Callandor is under scrutiny from both us and the book characters. Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Save the TV show: www.savewot.com Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoi...
Jul 03, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Season 12Ep. 31
Egwene stares the White Tower down, scolds the Hall in no uncertain terms, exchanges her travel boots for office slippers, and ends this books-long division. Aradia and Seth track down multiple points of confusion, celebrate Peak Egwene, and share a truly terrible joke in the aftershow. Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Save the TV show: www.savewot.com Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate lin...
Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Season 12Ep. 30
Hurin has the worst reunion ever, Narishma follows after Rand, and your hosts won’t stop re-writing what could have been. Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Save the TV show: www.savewot.com Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcasts Black Girl From Eugene: https://www.spreaker.com/show/black-girl-from-euge...
Jun 19, 2025•1 hr 39 min•Season 12Ep. 29
Egwene is back on a solid seat and she is pissed about it. Suian and Bryne are now one week from retirement, there’s probably a plot hole with the ter’angreal count, and we are unsure if Gish Galloping would circumvent the Oath Rod. Used2Sew talking about Bernadette Banner: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bernadette-banner--66425717 Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Save the TV show: www.savewot.com Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon....
Jun 12, 2025•1 hr 27 min•Season 12Ep. 28
It’s time for Schrodinger’s wheat, the two D-named lords being more alike than ever, and a whole lot of tangents back into the real world. Rand is rapidly descending towards rock bottom and the cognitive dissonance of gatewaying from Arad Domon’s huddled masses to Tear’s cheering throng is not helping. For the aftershow we discuss our initial reactions to the TV show getting canceled. Song of the Cell: https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Song-of-the-Cell/Siddhartha-Mukherjee/9781982117368...
Jun 05, 2025•1 hr 41 min•Season 12Ep. 27
Suian and Gawyn make bad choices together, Egwene gets underestimated by her closest allies, and despite all of that we have a great time in this Penultimate Battle sequence. True Facts: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOHbM4GGWADc5bZgvbivvttAuWGow6h05 Ze Frank Show: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMs_JcuNozJa7tg80N_kITisZjHHeE3uo Sparks is the band your favorite bands are listening to: https://www.npr.org/2021/08/06/1020773349/sparks-brothers-edgar-wright-documentary-leos-carax-a...
May 29, 2025•2 hr 15 min•Season 12Ep. 26
That podcast you are listening to is green. Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcasts Black Girl From Eugene: https://www.spreaker.com/show/black-girl-from-eugene Used2Sew: https://www.used2sew.com Podcast artwork: Leah Davis Theme music: Thread of Clouds - Blue Dot Sessions A Fox And Raven Media production https://www.foxandravenmedia.com...
May 22, 2025•2 hr 24 min•Season 12Ep. 25
Rand does the thing, and Graendal does the other thing, but who was Natrin and where was his barrow? Aradia dives into Sexy Lamp discourse, Seth critiques the rules of balefire, and new Patreons get thanked. Citation for our question is number 4 on this list: https://www.theoryland.com/intvmain.php?i=892 Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found ...
May 15, 2025•1 hr 45 min•Season 12Ep. 24
Verin talks with Mat about ta’veren and travel, Tuon lengthens her name and sends the Blood Knives north. Verin’s letters: https://13depository.blogspot.com/2002/02/verin-and-her-letters.html Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcasts Black Girl From Eugene: https://www.sp...
May 08, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 12Ep. 23
Rand and Tuon have their first meeting, which is more interesting than their second meeting. In defense of the Bradford Pear: https://elizapples.com/2021/03/29/in-defense-of-bradford-pear/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcasts Black Girl From Eugene: https://www.sprea...
May 01, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 12Ep. 22
The infamous “Mat does D&D backstories” chapter. Bessemer process: https://www.britannica.com/technology/Bessemer-process Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcasts Black Girl From Eugene: https://www.spreaker.com/show/black-girl-from-eugene Used2Sew: https://www.used2...
Apr 24, 2025•52 min•Season 12Ep. 21
(00:00:00) Rivers of Shadow & A Conversation with the Dragon - The Gathering Storm chapters 32 & 33 - EP530 (00:07:52) chapter 32 (00:51:46) chapter 33 Nyneave’s Detective Agency moves the plot forward, with time for a sidequest. Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM p...
Apr 17, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 12Ep. 20
Cadsuane and Rand carefully avoid each other, Sanderson makes it clear the timelines have fully decoupled, and Nyneave is engaged in fashion fusion. Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcasts Black Girl From Eugene: https://www.spreaker.com/show/black-girl-from-eugene Used...
Apr 10, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 12Ep. 19
We pick up with Rand entering into the first steps of the road to Natrin’s Barrow, and with Gawyn being a nepo-warder two books behind everyone else. How How US Presidential Elections Are Impacted By Geology: https://www.forbes.com Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers Check out other FARM podcast...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 22 min•Season 12Ep. 18
One of the most iconic Sanderson Scenes!!! Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers WWN merch: https://www.newcreationsbyjen.com/products/wwn-souvenir-tees-hinderstap-b-b ACLU petition for Mahmoud Khalil: https://action.aclu.org/send-message/free-mahmoud-khalil Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https:/...
Mar 27, 2025•1 hr 50 min•Season 12Ep. 16
We continue our exploration of the difference between being right and wrong, when a punishment is just or unjust, and how many ways we can hate on Gawyn Trakand. Bryne is too patient with his former student, Sheriam is the most normal kind of evil, the Pattern uses Min to kick Avi into gear, and a truly creepy Bubble of Evil foreshadows worse things to come. ACLU petition for Mahmoud Khalil: https://action.aclu.org/send-message/free-mahmoud-khalil Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www...
Mar 20, 2025•1 hr 48 min•Season 12Ep. 16
Aradia does a too-good Semirhage impression, Seth thinks he knows why Rand is getting the spins, and we have some good debates about what the Dark One thinks he’s getting out of this whole escapade. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoilers ...
Mar 13, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Season 12Ep. 15
It’s time for our least favorite Mat rant. Also Perrin tries to be decisive, Talmanes is the real MVP of the Band, Rand’s nihilism affects the land even more than his madness, and Brandon Sanderson gives us a healthier grieving ritual than Robert Jordan would ever have considered writing out so plainly. Patreon thank yous included. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for a...
Mar 06, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 12Ep. 14
The dreaded Floor Beans happen. Perrin has paperwork and sensory sensitivities. Suian and Sharina talk strategy. Beslan is a collaborator. Aradia is in a different location. Seth mansplains mansplaining. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspoi...
Feb 27, 2025•2 hr 11 min•Season 12Ep. 13
Min is working on her thesis, giving us plenty of #NotALamp fodder to work with. We rehash all the reasons why Herid Fel was even killed, speculate on Laras’ backstory again, and find a Darkfriend we had missed. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee...
Feb 20, 2025•1 hr 59 min•Season 12Ep. 12
Seth campaigns hard for a pet headcanon, Gawyn shows more class consciousness than the Aes Sedai, Cadsuane finds someone to look up to, and Aradia thinks Balthamel is the most likely of the Forsaken to be a conspiracy theorist. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree h...
Feb 13, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Season 12Ep. 11
Today’s chapter is a hefty chunk of plot resolution and common sense being interpreted as cleverness. Egwene is getting stuff done! We also ponder if forkroot rules have been retconned and how subterfuge can affect the Darkfriend oaths. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our L...
Feb 06, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Season 12Ep. 10
Today’s chapter is an absolutely fantastic Bubble of Evil with Aviendha, culminating in the classic scene on the Daryl K Sweet covers. The episode goes by faster than expected so there’s a good half hour of aftershow for your listening enjoyment. An Immense World: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/616914/an-immense-world-by-ed-yong/ Kate Elliot on HNBC: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-we-did-mattered-interview-with-kate-elliott-bonus-ep24--58593509?utm_medium=app&utm_source=widg...
Jan 30, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 12Ep. 9
Ituralde puts off facing the inevitable by relaying a story that triggers Seth to go on his patented “juggling doesn’t work like that” rant, while Aradia ponders if an apparent plot hole merits a deep dive into the history of tobacco cultivation in the US South. Also we thank some new Patreons. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoile...
Jan 23, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 12Ep. 8
Suian is feeling young again and lets Bryne in on a secret, Perrin is dealing with post-achievement depression won’t let Tam help, and Balwer just likes being written in Sanderson’s straightforward style. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreon for ad-free episodes: patreon.com/wotspoilers Social media & affiliate links can be found on our LinkTree https://linktr.ee/wotspo...
Jan 16, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 12Ep. 7
Ituralde is fighting himself into a corner very successfully, Leane needs a new dress so badly a bubble of evil has to chime in, Egwene gets relocated, Rand leans into his administrative skills, and Nyneave is learning the 100 weaves. The man who survived a volcanic eruption by being in jail: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludger_Sylbaris Little Ice Age cooling enhanced by deaths in the Americas: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/50-million-deaths-in-the-new-world-drove-cooling-in-the-little-ice-age Suppo...
Jan 09, 2025•1 hr 22 min•Season 12Ep. 6
We open on a Gawyn chapter, beginning a pattern of complaining that we decide to sweeten with some silly headcanon just to stretch the runtime. Next we turn to Harene and her very interesting potential to ask a question someday, and finally we visit Cadsuane and her presently ineffective questioning of Semirhage. Behind the Bastards: Mengele https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-josef-mengele-the-112772817/ Support medical aid for Palestinians https://w...
Dec 26, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 12Ep. 5
We got a season 3 trailer!!! But Seth is so distracted by buying a house that we move on fairly quickly. Egwene gives a piece of advice that Aradia genuinely holds onto in times of doubt, Aviendha has imposter syndrome so bad it feels like a callout, and we agree that while Sanderson might be an apple to RJ’s onion he also does understand the central thesis about the difference between hardness and strength. Unraveling The Pattern trailer reaction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZi8XNllYzY Sup...
Dec 19, 2024•2 hr 16 min•Season 12Ep. 4
Seth turns 43, Aradia has the Christmas tree up already, and the wind of the opening paragraph gets hit with a bubble of evil as it heads towards Rand at peak burnout. We see Sanderson laying out his priorities for the book and his writing in the narrative choices in the chapter, and get adjusted to seeing the characters through his eyes. Support medical aid for Palestinians https://www.map.org.uk/ Sign or write letters to Congress with ResistBot https://resist.bot/petitions Support us on Patreo...
Dec 12, 2024•1 hr 10 min•Season 12Ep. 3
