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WOE.BEGONE

WOE.BEGONE Industries LLCwoebegonepod.com
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode.

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Episodes

39: We are going to buy ourselves some time.

Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs? WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusi...

Sep 22, 202126 minSeason 4Ep. 3

38: That's what I get for being a psychic.

Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to ...

Sep 15, 202126 minSeason 4Ep. 2

37: Again.

Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to...

Sep 08, 202126 minSeason 4Ep. 1

[INTERMISSION VI] I Gave It What It Wants (Hum)

WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Lyrics: Walking home I am a little tired you would mistake me for anyone It was a heavenly body before I was anything I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me in a desperate hum I gave it what...

Sep 01, 202110 min

36: Respite

Where am I? The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Di...

Aug 25, 202124 minSeason 3Ep. 12

35: Safehouse

Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, i...

Aug 18, 202125 minSeason 3Ep. 11

REMAKE: Episode 1: Participant Observation

This is a remake of episode 1 of WOE.BEGONE, "Participant Observation." I rewrote and rerecorded the episode to better reflect where the show is now for new listeners. It will replace the original episode 1 in the feed on Friday, at which point that version will be available as a Patreon exclusive, so download the original this week if you want to keep it as a piece of history. Thanks for listening. Episode 35 will premiere on Wednesday. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http:/...

Aug 16, 202119 minSeason 1Ep. 1

34: Very Good

Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking. [This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised. This episode also contains sudden loud noises. If you would like the timestamps for those noises, they are available in the description.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/...

Aug 11, 202126 minSeason 3Ep. 10

33: Woebegone

Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for T...

Aug 04, 202127 minSeason 3Ep. 9

32: Glacier

Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls? The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you ...

Jul 28, 202127 minSeason 3Ep. 8

31: The Cavalcade of Experiences Owed

We're getting out of here, come hell or high water. [Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.] Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Warning for noises: 1:36-1:45 15:21-15:28 15:32-15:38 15:51-15:56 16:18-16:25 16:47-16:53 The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport pa...

Jul 21, 202125 minSeason 3Ep. 7

[INTERMISSION V] Painted Glass

Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Lyrics: I was hoping you would ignore the faultlines and pass over the flags that say who I am so I built us a nest a soft enclosure I was painted glass I was born when you were (so if it hurts I'll know it’s true) And I would hate to be the one stuck in past, lost in his tracks and I would hate to be the one groveling for a second glance but I could even rival that and I have grown so spiteful that even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down that’s the p...

Jul 14, 20219 min

30: Punished

It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda... Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael...

Jul 07, 202128 minSeason 3Ep. 6

29: Digital Witness

It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ pat...

Jun 30, 202127 minSeason 3Ep. 5

TRAILER: The Diary Of Aliza Schultz (Available Now, Free!)

The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts. The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE ...

Jun 26, 20213 min

28: The Flinchite

Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commenta...

Jun 23, 202128 minSeason 3Ep. 4

27: Hey, Hunter! It's Mike Walters.

In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http...

Jun 16, 202124 minSeason 3Ep. 3

26: Chance and Shadow

Home where my thought's escapin' Home where my music's playin' Home where my love lies waitin' Silently for me. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGO...

Jun 09, 202126 minSeason 3Ep. 2

25: Security (Not Responding)

What's on the other side of the wall? Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN AL...

Jun 02, 202128 minSeason 3Ep. 1

[INTERMISSION IV] Even More Ads!

Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors. If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patro...

May 26, 20219 min

24: The Infiltration Of 116E

[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.] For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can ge...

May 19, 202129 minSeason 2Ep. 12

TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 3: The Zeroth Novel

This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new ...

May 16, 20215 min

23: I Have Been To The Future

I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early acces...

May 12, 202129 minSeason 2Ep. 11

22: Wink Wink

Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can bug your frie...

May 05, 202124 minSeason 2Ep. 10

TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 2: Treading on a False Memory

This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it. If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 01, 20213 min

21: Injury Sommelier

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night! TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 28, 202128 minSeason 2Ep. 9

20: King of WOE.BEGONE

Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate... There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You go back in time and stop the bea...

Apr 21, 202124 minSeason 2Ep. 8

19: Marissa Ng

Who’s down for an all-nighter? There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can forgive me for this episode going up a few hours late. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Coope...

Apr 14, 202124 minSeason 2Ep. 7

The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 1: Rafael Muslani and the Largest Cat in the World

The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or...

Apr 07, 202111 min

18: You Can Call Me "VOLUNTEER"

Or Al, if I can call you Betty. [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the antidote. T...

Mar 31, 202130 minSeason 2Ep. 6
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