March 2023 Update
We know that you most likely already knew this, but we wanted to be transparent and give you an official word on our hiatus. We love you, stay juicy.
Mar 08, 2023•3 min
Wisteria Gays | A Desperate Housewives Podcast
A Desperate Housewives rewatch podcast. Just two queer people sharing our love of the hit ABC soap opera one episode at a time. Hosted by: Ned & McKenzie. Stay juicy.
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Episodes
4.05 Art Isn't Easy
In this episode we discuss Kayla way too much for how long she's onscreen, Danielle entering her Bimbo era, and the epic race for President of the Homeowner's Association of the Wisteria Lane of America. This is definitely an eppie to show your mom's husband!
Nov 29, 2022•56 min
4.04 If There's Anything I Can't Stand
In this episode we discuss the arrival of The Wisteria Gays, Katherine's elder abuse, and the beautiful pygmy nuthatch.
Nov 13, 2022•55 min
4.03 The Game
In this episode we discuss Danielle's newest pregnancy hobby, who we think Gaby looks like, and ask the burning question: "Has F-licity H-ffman ever smoked 🥬?"
Sep 10, 2022•1 hr 11 min
4.02 Smiles Of A Summer Night
In this episode we discuss the great new energy Katherine brings to the lane, the "Tinafication" of Edie Britt, and ponder if we all share the same k!nk.
Sep 04, 2022•1 hr
4.01 Now You Know
In this episode we welcome a new (hot) housewife, discuss our Season 4 mystery, and check in on the current status of lime flavored soft drinks on Wisteria Lane.
Aug 13, 2022•1 hr 3 min
Season Three Wrap Up
It's Season 3 wrap up time and McKenzie gives us the broad strokes on everything that happened, Ned has Season 4 predictions, and does NOT talk about Glee.
Aug 07, 2022•32 min
Marcia Crossover: Boy Meets World (w/ Carly Strait!)
In this episode we continue to prolong Season 3 (aka McKenzie is out of town) as Ned sits down with famous podcaster, Carly Strait to discuss Rhiannon Lawrence in our very first Marcia Crossover. Nothing has been fact checked.
Jul 30, 2022•27 min
3.23 Getting Married Today
In this SEASON 3 FINALE EPISODE we discuss Weddings, Bree's return, and Ned still won't shut up about Glee.
Jul 25, 2022•56 min
3.22 What Would We Do Without You?
In this episode we discuss Edie's red flags, missing Bree, and the most lesbian moment of the whole season.
Jul 16, 2022•58 min
3.21 Into The Woods
In this episode we discuss: Chicken Little.
Jul 08, 2022•56 min
3.20 Gossip
In this episode we discuss the return of our <3 QUEEN JULIE <3, quite possibly our cleanest sweep for LOTE, and WAP.
Apr 22, 2022•54 min
3.19 God, That's Good
In this episode we discuss new love triangles emerging, getting HWORNY in the elevator, and our new petition to FREE MCCLUSKEY!
Apr 15, 2022•52 min
3.18 Liaisons
In this episode we discuss our worst food service stories, the nuanced similarities between Desperate Housewives and Glee, and 'bipples'.
Apr 08, 2022•55 min
In Memoriam #6
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.15! Continue at your own risk!
Mar 04, 2022•17 min
3.17 Dress Big
In this episode we discuss prenups, an Interesting romantic confession, and meet the most British people alive.
Feb 25, 2022•53 min
3.16 My Husband the Pig
In this episode we discuss keeping romance alive, men being pigs, and THE RETURN OF REX VAN DE KAMP?!
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 3 min
3.15 The Little Things You Do Together
In this episode we discuss being confused for 50 minutes???
Feb 06, 2022•54 min
3.14 I Remember That
In this episode we discuss the many truths of Orson Hodge, convenient plot devices, and returning to our all time favorite bit of the podcast.
Jan 22, 2022•59 min
3.13 Come Play Wiz Me
In this episode we discuss 2000s reality television, the start of "Primo Breemo"*, and (once again) Wikifeet. *Primo Breemo is not actually said in this episode
Jan 14, 2022•56 min
3.12 Not While I'm Around
In this episode where we are delirious and tired we discuss Gameboy SPs, he/they kings, and VHS birth control.
Dec 31, 2021•55 min
3.11 No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds
In this episode we discuss Glee covers, Gone Girling, and moist cake.
Dec 03, 2021•1 hr 2 min
3.10 The Miracle Song
In this episode we discuss finger foods and girl talk... 😏
Nov 11, 2021•57 min
3.09 Beautiful Girls
In this episode we discuss 'soaking'. Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia mention 7:35-10:07, 25:50-26:28 & 34:49-39:20, Eating Disorder mention 32:22-33:02
Nov 05, 2021•54 min
3.08 Children and Art
Surprise bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of us (2). WE'RE BACK!!! In this episode we discuss an unceremonious character farewell, multi-level marketing schemes, and Evil Mommi.
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 4 min
In Memoriam #5
THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.07! Continue at your own risk!
Sep 22, 2021•20 min
3.07 Bang
Today we're discussing the first Desperate Housewives "disaster episode" and one of the most iconic episodes of television. More clips, more content - the most epic Wisteria Gays YET. Content warning for discussion of gun violence throughout.
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 25 min
3.06 Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
In this episode we discuss repetitive storylines, drunk bonding, and a surprising pregnancy.
Sep 09, 2021•56 min
3.05 Nice She Ain't
FUCK! ISSA WEDNESDAY!! In this episode we discuss fake orgasms, impulsive pizza parlor purchases, and Joy Lauren being ashamed of us.
Sep 01, 2021•1 hr 12 min
3.04 Like It Was
In this episode we discuss some sweet Orson moments, the ins and outs of baseball, and PISS.
Aug 25, 2021•1 hr 3 min
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